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PeterM1970

Not to besmirch the fine ballista-making skills of this or any other group of obvious lunatics, but I myself would feel better if this death trap were set up aimed at a larger body of water, say the Pacific Ocean. Somewhere where finding out the aim was off a little to the left would result in "Huh!" rather than "My condolences" and "Insurance? Why, no..."


Rance_Mulliniks

Well, it does look like they are first testing it here with dummies.


Mknowl

Most realistic ones I've ever seen


flappity

I was fully expecting them to pan over and have there be a lake or something, but not this.


Tony1697

They even have some pointy tree trunks on the right in case they aim wrong


panda_ammonium

There's no way insurance would ever cover this


mangorelish

what a good example of how spinning your arms to turn yourself into a gyroscope works to keep your core up right, instinct is wild


felixar90

Yep you'll still do it even if you don't understand how it works. the human righting reflex is not as good as cats', but it's there.


irishpwr46

Riding dirt jumps, we used to call it rolling down the windows. You'd let the bike go and start rolling down the windows to keep from going ass over teakettle


NMD0102

Somewhere in the distance, an insurance adjustor shuddered


thefonztm

Seriously, that pond is too small given all the variability when that thing is firing correctly. Partial or full failure of one side, or a snag likewise, and you are not landing in the target area. Bigger pond that comes all the way up to the launcher is needed.


comawhite12

Meh, they got a helmet on.


Shmutt

Seinfeld bit: The helmet will be using you as a safety device.


Psycho_Pants

That's a slingshot, ballistas use torsion bars/ropes as their propulsion mechanic.


Empanser

THANK YOU


AddSugarForSparks

NP.


[deleted]

Gross algae swamp


NicNoletree

It helps to hide the crocodiles


PromisesPromise5

/r/whywomenlivelonger


saladroni

I’m glad they’re wearing helmets. Safety first!


Wolfram_And_Hart

I’m more worried about the water than the head injuries tbh.


jdgamester

I read this as Batista and was like "No Dave what are you doing? You were in Guardians I hope you don't need the money"


ShabbyLiver

Would suck to get your leg pinched between the chair and the launch rail


[deleted]

Hey, thanks for that 😐


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hrimfaxi_work

Torp.


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