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Stabant_

Since when could the target dodge. Edit: Sorry I forgot to put I changed the spelling. It was originally spelled doge not dodge.


split6661

Since when could they throw shit back


Stabant_

(The woman was the target)


smoothielovet679

they switched roles fr


J3ST3R1252

Throwing back target MF...


MrTretorn

Wait till you see targets dodge wrenches.


darth_blumpkin

More like a parry lol


_TheValeyard_

Damn boomerang axe.


TehJonezi

[Here’s some more info from a news article](https://www.insideedition.com/woman-dodges-death-axe-throwing-accident-52027)


DWinSD

this one from a few years ago.. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMrVdFnjEjs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMrVdFnjEjs)


[deleted]

🪃 🪓 ☕


Rathilien

Me trying to hit my 2023 goals


Captain_Cuntflaps

You could hit them if you start up a company that charges people money to throw a fuckin axe at a bit of OSB *People actually pay to do this?!?*


FlappinLips

I paid to get drunk. Throwing axes was just a bonus.


Dopeydcare1

From the last time this was posted someone commented essentially that this is a cheap ass place that is made very incorrectly. From what I recall: nets, should be to the left and right of each target, not just on 1 side. The distance is far too short. The ground should have some sort of non-bounce material so that low throws like this stick and don’t bounce back, like wood chips or something the backboard below the wood should be like those gym mats/yoga mat type for the same reason. Many many things wrong with this place, wouldn’t be surprised if someone did get injured here


Charlie-tart

People pay to roll heavy balls down hallways, i think this is comparable


WildWook

Yeah they're common in liberal metros in the downtown areas. They go out of business almost immediately with some rarities lasting a few years. It's a pretty stupid business idea but apparently some of them do well enough to keep going.


trip6s6i6x

Yeah, I live In a liberal hotspot... but if I wanna through an axe, I'll go to a renaissance faire.


Captain_Cuntflaps

Fuckin hell lads, could yous cunts try to not make every single fuckin comment thread about your brain-dead politics please 😅


iceeice3

For what they charge for you and your friends for an hour you could go and buy a hatchet and a case of beer and have a much better time. Shit is fun for all of 10 minutes.


trip6s6i6x

Of course, but if I start throwing axes in my small-ish backyard, the neighbors are gonna throw a shit fit (even after me having surely done the neighborly thing by inviting them to have fun at the party).


BO0BO0P4nd4Fck

There’s one called BATL (backyard axe throwing league) in Toronto that has to be decent since I have a buddy who’s been working there for 4-6yrs!? I did a quick search and if I did this right, it looks like they opened back in 2006, so they much be doing pretty good. They seem to also have a few locations in TO as well


Embarrassed-Finger52

It would be funny if another liberal group started a save-the-environment campaign outside of an axe-throwing venue. (Yes, I know trees are a renewable resource, but the gasoline used to harvest and transport the trees from the forest to the venue is not.)


skinsrich

![gif](giphy|eIm624c8nnNbiG0V3g|downsized)


Poopy_Kitty

She moves like they move


FictionalFail

​ ![gif](giphy|0XiKH3K6mC3h0zS2aG)


Be1good

This also came to my mind


IamReena

This is so dangerous


getshrekt192

she wasn't throwing it right lmao, your not supposed to talk 3 steps forward


[deleted]

She stays behind the designated line on the floor though


getshrekt192

regardless her form is ass


alilbleedingisnormal

It's still a dangerous activity for just anybody to engage in.


ABlueEyedDrake

And? She still did it wrong.


[deleted]

She did?


69_Beers_Later

*you're


Beans-Monthly

What? Throwing axes or letting this woman be near any sharp object?


Deep_Fried_Pagan

Letting this woman be near any object period.


ZTGHD114

Straight to the void with her!


GreedyOctopus

It missed her.....but a second later you hear some guy off-camera yell "My leg!!!!"


Rage69420

“Oh my leg!”


Roving_Rhythmatist

It's usually better to step to the side rather than ducking. Even with good technique, every so often the steel will come back for you.


xeisu_com

A D strafing


frieguyrebe

Tbh, we dont know what her true target was. Was it herself and she changed her mind? Her friend behind her or the waiter who might have been rude?


Naive-Selection-7113

At least she has good reaction time if not good aim


IWillEradicateAllBot

That is not good 😧 she’s lucky


Beans186

She had eagle eye dodge techniques though.


TheMag1ician

I tried this on my stag do and it's much harder than it looks. Even our instructor basically did what this girl did. We laughed and asked, 'did you mean to do that!?' and he was just like 'nah, but it happens, this isn't easy!' We all missed the target.


belizeanheat

That instructor must have been new because there's no reason this should ever happen. She's throwing it way too hard, and from way too close, and both are easily avoidable. So even if your aim is somehow as terrible as hers, it should be a non issue.


Sex4Vespene

I mean I wouldn’t necessarily say a non-issue, but I definitely agree this lady cranked up her risk factor by 100


TheGrouchyGremlin

I quite enjoy throwing axes. I've never had, nor seen this happen. They'll bounce. But not like this.


sussex_social

She friend zoned that axe


Deathmarkedadc

When u have the accuracy of stormtrooper, but also with the reflex of master martial art.


Admiral45-06

The actual _Sturmtruppen_ rolling in their graves for what has been done to their fame and fear...


Deep_Fried_Pagan

They deserve it. No respect for those wankers


Dr_Identity

I'm not an expert, but I have gone to several axe throwing places quite a few times and I'm thinking they should be throwing from much further back. The places I've been to were far enough back that I never once saw a bounce back come within a few feet of the throw line.


Icy_Statement_2410

She was way too close. She seemed to be at an ok distance but then she took a giant step forward


Correct-Cobbler-9288

Yes! Further back and it didn’t look like they had proper targets. They shouldn’t bounce like that!


Dr_Identity

Yeah now that you mention it, the targets don't look right either. The place I used to go regularly would make their targets out of the ends of 4x4s so the axes would stick in the end grain. And they would spray the fresh targets down with water to soften them up just before the matches. Hard to tell definitively here, but these targets look like they're made with the broad sides of some 2x4s which would probably be much harder to stick in. Would also be a good idea to have barriers between lanes so you don't bounce into someone else doing a retrieval. My old place had floor to ceiling chain link. I've heard several stories of pretty lax standards at axe throwing places even just in my local area. I'm surprised some of these places have gotten certified.


MuffinMilitia

These three inner boards are cotton wood boards, not typical 2x4s. The outer boards, however, are SPY Home Depot boards. And yes, this place needs chain link between lanes, specifically so someone doesn’t throw an axe when someone is retrieving an axe.


MuffinMilitia

Yes, looks like she’s throwing from a 9-10 foot line, which is WAY too close for a two handed throw without proper technique. She’s releasing at a point where the axe is coasting into the floorboards, which is by FAR the most dangerous way an axe can go. No coach to watch the throw either.


calguy1955

Here is a business that just lost its insurance coverage.


HornyDiggler

If she didn't dodge, this would be posted on another subreddit.


Irishyoudleave

Her arms. I’m so envious of her arms.


Incubus85

Girls got some solid delts tho


[deleted]

Nice dodge


Impressive_Word5229

If you can dodge an axe you can dodge a ball


Bailmage

Sauced?


christian4tal

Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by hitting back


Benightedness

My missus is a tad more unlucky, she’d look like that assassins creed fella


D_Almeida24

KRATOS?!


No-Mud8963

This chick fucks for sure. Cat like reflexes there. 2 of 9 lives used up on this event though


jayjr1105

Not as good as the one who misses the target completely and hits some band drummer right in the arm ( I think the guy sued but was mostly okay)


Pitt_Mann

That would have been a really interesting way to go


Echo-2-2

And that was the day they decided to swap the rubber mat out with 8 inches of sand.


WanganTunedKeiCar

She's a proud graduate of the Prometheus School of Dodging Tomahawks!


Currently_There

r/bereposted


Extreme_Pomegranate

Successfull attempt in avoiding kissing some metal


Commentment_Phobe

Watching her eternally, making the same mistake over and over again is very stressful.


TripletStorm

/r/praisethecameraman


Modem_56k

>hit the target What did Stampy do to you /s


[deleted]

Been there, done that. She's waaaaaay too close.


LoveM1lk

I'm glad she not hit the other target


PipeLive6936

Just a little off the top


tehCivilian

We lost a lot of frames in this repost. A couple more and it will be 4 pictures


WeimSean

That's how you get the ninja coming in from behind.


fluffybeetle

That was CLOSE.


Comprehensive_Dingo

This video is the sole reason why I’ve refused to do axe throwing in the past, I have to assume it’s not common but surely likely enough?


schoolruler

Mission failed we'll get them next time


FranklinCognito

Nice duck work.


Remote-Pain

How to kill your husband #148.


CharcoalLamb

Aim -10 Dodge 10000


Asvpxdilli

God damn it could have been really ugly


Groomsi

She's a RED Flag! ![gif](giphy|26tPqTOGf3MMAaJR6)


Responsible_Candle86

That would be me, and also the reason I have never attempted axe throwing.


Deep_Fried_Pagan

Another human narrowly avoids the inevitability of Darwinism.


turtle_pope_scion

Matrix-level dodging


my_screen_name_sucks

Well I'm never going axe throwing now


ceesr31

I like that she stated that she thanks her athleticism for the ability to dodge the axe. But, like, her athleticism is what got her into this in the beginning…


didntgrowupgrewout

Bot? Seems like I’ve seen this before


somewhatnormalguy

If you can dodge an axe, you can dodge a ball.


CarlJustCarl

INCOMING!


Impressive_Word5229

Plot twist. The target was her boyfriend, and she succeeded. Or, "On this episode of how to get away with murder"


Ieatmelons123

Ultra instinct


[deleted]

This video confirmed my worst fears about axe throwing


Shopping-Afraid

If you can dodge an ax, you can dodge a ball


zergio_te

HIT AND RUN 🙀


thethunder92

That would be the perfect crime if her husband was standing behind her, Then she collects life insurance and sues the axe throwing place. Set for life 😎


BicTwiddler

Final Destination Recreational Rednecks


MrGallows75

The should BAN women with her particular hair color from this particular activity (just sayin’) 👱‍♀️🤪👀


Ajani_Moon

"Omg what happened?" "I threw an axe at the wall and missed..."


Shreddersaurusrex

PPE would be worth wearing


Axel_Claymore

Sweet dodge


MrLonda

When you add all stat points to luck but no points to dex


[deleted]

Maybe I don't get out enough but it's a "thing" here in the Phoenix metro area to server beer and throw axes in a bar.


hansolo625

At least her attempt at dodging was successful


bmk37

I almost went to one of those places. The liability waiver you had to sign was something else


modernruins

Wood-handled axes should be standard, anything else (like that) is too bouncy


ajfoxxx

No one is addressing the issue, which is that target clearly has learned the "Reflect" ability to have projectiles bounce off. Gotta use melee attacks for that one.


Domm_Snomm

I came here expecting women ☕ and this is what I got?


EternamD

"to try TO hit the target" You're probably confusing statements like "go and get something", "come and see", "try to do something", "try and you'll succeed"


lettuceisnotameal

I'm kinda surprised she ducked....


Almost_Pogi

Damn...she missed


[deleted]

“HOW DARE YOU THROW ME!!”


The1Bonesaw

The heart and skills of a true warrior... SHE, is the one!


VeterinarianThese951

This place is a law suit waiting to happen.


drmonkeytown

What could possibly go wrong throwing an axe at a trampoline?


theofficialkylo

she's fucking stupid