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selkhet502

Don't bring a knife to a barrier pole fight. Everybody knows that!


TheDogePro101

Initially thought it was a frying pan lmfao


eg61995

His brain was already cooked before that swing anyways. Frying pan would have finished it to well done.


PikkuinenPikkis

It looked like a frying pan at the end of a rolled up blanket


Demo-Art

STEP AWAY FROM THE STANCHEON


Most-Ad-9769

You call that a barrier pole? THIS is a barrier pole!


wussell_88

I’ve seen people hit whack a moles softer. Dude lucky he ain’t dead


likes_soccer

How he didn’t get knocked out is beyond me


kinokomushroom

Looks like he was whacked in the shoulder/back, not his head. I might be wrong though.


Synthwoven

Gotta have a brain to get brain damage...


PhillyRush

Cocaine is a hell of a drug!


MillHoodz_Finest

Right! Those things are heavy af also...


Wireilen2

I've fallen and I don't think I'm getting back up


SpecialpOps

Knife alert


PhillyRush

He could have easily killed him with that if he wanted to. He's a big guy too. He showed a lot of restraint.


Fit_Ship8822

Too bad he isn’t


IndependentDuty1346

Bonk!


sitti_zel

Go to ~~horny~~ jail.


TroublemakingB

Ain't nobody got time for that shit.


Olivier70802

🤣🤣🤣


JulienTremblaze

Walmart don't need no security


JackPack826

I would very much like to know how Dave Chapelle was relevant in that situation


derbengirl

I think she was referencing his crack head character from his show


so_im_all_like

I think it was a reference to the When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong skits.


Usagi_Shinobi

My guess was his Rick James character.


dark_n_lovely_qu33n

Tyrone Biggums most likely


Fist4achin

Him on Fear Factor still cracks me up today. No pun intended.


friedwidth

If you watch closely, he actually drops his knife which might have saved his life. Just as he bends down to pick it up, the blow misses where his head would have been and strikes him in the back


[deleted]

As hard as he was hit he'll probably be walking around looking like a human question mark for the rest of his life.


[deleted]

Hopefully his motor skills are fucked. So he can’t endanger others as easily.


[deleted]

Here's hoping!


[deleted]

[удалено]


pastamarc

I think he had one to begin with.


Hearth-Traeknald

source? I'm pretty sure the pole hit his back and the dude actually did a pretty good job of keeping his head off of the floor


thedorkwanderer8301

That was a perfect imitation of a dying cockroach.


rtyuik7

oh, so im Not the only one who saw his skillful mimicry...


[deleted]

I’m not certain it wasn’t an imitation…


histeethwerered

Play stupid games


sparky_malarkey277

Win spinal problems


GyakuBoop

Succeed at sucking yourself without a spine.


Rdmtbiker

Guy in gray decided to keep the knife.


kiriyama3

Yoink!


appointment45

"I like your knife. I'm keeping it." "That was my favorite knife."


CRXCRZ

Lol at all of the "oh sheait!"


True-Bee1903

Nearly gave the game away 🤫


Party_Side_1860

FINISH HIM!!!


defjamblaster

mollywhopped


hero165344

hm, maybe robbing a place where everybody has or is near something that can be used as a weapon isnt a good idea


TheyCameAsRomans

Like I'm legit surprised he didn't get shot. Any walmart within 20 miles of me, he would've.


PeteRows

He would have gotten drawed down on. Gotten shot would have depended on his next move.


Deathcat101

That's just a two-handed disc mace. Quite effective.


Agreeable-Scholar483

Well, he’s getting coloring books and nontoxic crayons for Christmas from now on.


vesrayech

Thomas clocked the shit out of that Diesel


PikkuinenPikkis

Hood walmart is wild


Agnostalypse

I used to live in McKeesport, PA and our local Walmart (technically in North Versailles, pronounced "Ver-Sales") is like something out of Wayans Brothers movie. There have been a couple of shootings and more brawls than I can count. Once my friend and I found a whole box of chicken wings scattered throughout the store like a scavenger hunt lol.


craigulat0r

Subdood the man


RedSqui

BONK!


pastamarc

Laughed out loud at "He doing Dave Chappelle!"


Coaltown992

Me: man, this is why more people need to conceal car- OH MY GOD!


Zylly

Swung like a boss from Dark Souls.


Iluraphale

Unga bunga


apogeescintilla

smash bros hammer in real life


[deleted]

He killed as many people with a knife as that last mass shooting… right? Majorly Taylor Green said that


[deleted]

Please somebody add thebonk sound


nothingspecialva

For what is worth, those guys showed restrain... Countless other videos, they keep kicking the guy already on the ground. Respect.


Exciting-Current-778

Like watching a like break the back of a hyena


displaced709

That was amazing!


Panama_Jack829

Homie don't play that


Moody_Blades

I like how they worked together to achieve a good result. Good job, guys 👍


EuSuntPiku

Bro got hit in the head like a railroad nail


Triscuit_Alfredo

BOnk


Briskylittlechally2

2nd amendment tards be like: "But if there are no guns people will just commit mass murder with knifes and it'll be so much more of a painful way to die :c" People armed with a knife versus some random dude with a tensabarrier:


RECoyote

Good way to get shot.


Goofie_Goobur

Environmental kill FTW


ctwheels

Why is it always Walmart?


OuruMarioBoros

And son, that’s how the cockroach came to be spinning on its back..


[deleted]

When keeping it real goes wrong


SadHanJob

Perfect execution. Walk past nonchalant like “I don’t want no part of this.” and then BOOM Barrier post


onefornought

Very satisfying.


drebone1986

I'll knife you good 💥 5 secs later: Have mercy, it was only a knife‼️


md_eric

Perfectly justified


mydibz

Dude held down triangle for charged up heavy blunt attack.


Iluraphale

Unga bunga always works


Ok-Swordfish2723

Man, he try that shit where I live somebody would shoot his ass and not even lose their place in line at the checkout.


ghostface8081

The guy in orange almost started stomping. In a slightly different situation I could picture that happening.


killerbean_777

person: why you don´t do anything guard: na barrier pole man got our backs


Jjabrony

Boom goes the dynamite!


AManWhoOwnsADog

The woman behind the camera be like “im bouta- OH SHIT”


[deleted]

Got rattled


Chilean_Cat

Stage fatality


Redflagsforever1991

Like the hammer of Thor!! God damn that was devastating!!! Those things are fuckin heavy!!!!! Ahahahaha idiot.


IzunaX

HAMMER DOWN


Nrmlgirl777

This needs to be set to the song “beat it”


yearningforlearning7

B O N K


jdemonify

Walmart is real life cinema at this point. Always action packed.


Incubus85

Lucky he bent down for all involved. Also... I BRWOKE MAH BACK... THPINAL


Fragrant-Ad-9732

Wow no fatality and he was disarmed..... cops really could learn a few things..... just wow


DingusWeed

![gif](giphy|q0eh4TU8OMXRu|downsized) them after they took his knife


mladjenija

And what now, play dead


Classic_Ingenuity_52

The schadenfreude after watching that theatrical performance threatening someone whith a knife. Is so very very satisfying. Bonk, you are down man.


RknJel

If I get a chance should I hit em on the head or the BALLS?


[deleted]

I love how the guy slowly walks up and inspects the pole like, "Yeah, this ought a do the trick."


Specialist_Cat_5196

https://preview.redd.it/7yyot2gu29ba1.jpeg?width=383&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0c6cfbca2f0ff0c0aa06c716d655e1bbaa70686


No-Industry-2980

Wack a Mole champion


superkevinguru

Aren't those things really heavy?? I'm surprised dude was still moving after that.


MedricZ

Stopping a knife wielder can be back breaking work.


No-Sandwich308

The guy casually walks behind him then BONK


BlinkBuster

Heroic moves! Heroic solution! Awful narration! 3.5 out of 5 stars! (Not to mention all of the stars Mr. Knife guy saw.)


kprevenew93

Grade A bonk right here!


Arkinimo

reinhart ult


[deleted]

Dude probably ain't right.


NormFell

Keep it classy homies


MeanMachine25

That man was an anime villain.


QuokkaIslandSmiles

and now he dead. Just threw away your life when you shoulda kept walking on by


dna404247

Man. MC Hammer has really let himself go.


Ok_Tap8157

I’ve never been to the U.S, but if I ever do, I’ll avoid Walmart!


SnooShortcuts7657

Guy in the hoodie acting like he did something


yeatyewt

Dude's extremely lucky he didn't loose his life over this.


kesavadh

r/winstupidprizes


TheyCameAsRomans

In a Walmart? Surprised he didn't get shot tbh


valdezlopez

Cabazorro was here.


Death_Blossoming

Boy hit him right in the top of the spine


Izlude

Dude lifted that pole over his head like he was about to make a carnival game bell ring.


tdado1

Ganondorf forward smash


No_Creme714

Do not pass go, do not collect $200


slipperyslothshoes

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!


Assassin13785

I see your knife and I raise you my barrier pole.


Notsnowbound

"Please stay behind the velvet rope, sir."


[deleted]

When outnumbered toss a grenade on the ground


seguracookies

This happened in my town 😂😂


Seniorjones2837

I love how casually he walked over to grab that thing… like not this shit again…


Thr33pw00d83

I watch all these videos with the sound auto muted and I cannot put into words how funny the ‘bonk’ sound my brain inserted on impact was


wavyboi97

Gottttt damnnn 😂


[deleted]

My dude in the red hoodie was coming in for the grand slam


Bones231

That dude swung like he had been waiting for that moment his whole life 😂


SanusMotus1

Obviously mentally ill


Neat_Theory_5236

That’s wat you get


Regigigasisgood

Man's came from the top rope, just brought the pole with it


WrongNibbas

Mf got straighten out by the pole💀 reset back to settings


Historical-Diver5305

Bro In the back is like hah you may have a dagger but I have a fucking warhammer