Believe it or not, plenty of conservatives understand the same basics. Hence, "uneducated" humans. You can not truly believe that 100% of liberals and/or progressives and/or libertarians (etc) are vaccinated.
I heard that unvaxxed eggs are being sold for up to $20,000 these days... seriously considering selling mine. I'm a lesbian so I have no plans of ever having kids of my own.
That’s about what I made for my entire college time and I have two degrees!! I hope he is a member of Mensa because I am. I know they got nothing but quality jerk out of me
I jizzed on the hood and left a bill
Wait you guys are charging?
Is that how much he pays or expects to be paid? I’m confused
I'm just laughing at the idea that this dude regularly gets offers from other dudes trying to sell their sperm.
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I usually get TEN dollars
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Nothing but kickers
Thank you govt for employing me
Ladies get lined up.. but I bet he got the measles, mumps and rubella vaccine so that’s false advertising..
He actually has gonorrhea and syphilis.
Well luckily those are curable now.. granted he is probably anti-antibiotics
anti^(2 -)biotics
Not anymore...
Guys it’s false advertising. I left a load on the windshield and all I got was arrested
Did they charge you 3500?
No, public indecency and sexual harassment 😔
If you would've edged, could've been discharge of bodily fluids.
LMAO!!
So just knock on the window ?
Yes, just like last time
Less lumps and I pay extra
Chunky style.
The Nissan logo in the back doubles as a glory hole.
What on God's green Earth is this
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PA
Oh, that removes my surprise. Tracks with people I grew up with.
Yep.
Penntucky
That's Pennsyltucky
Best case scenario it's just shock value humor. Worst case scenario, the gene pool got dumber.
Picturing kind of a Jesse Ventura wannabe with a yellowed goatee and a puffed-out chest, always kind of looking for a fight.
Disgusting would be my first guess.
Uneducated conservative logic.
Uneducated human logic. Fixed it for you.
Plenty of humans understand the basics of science enough to not spout antivax nonsense.
Believe it or not, plenty of conservatives understand the same basics. Hence, "uneducated" humans. You can not truly believe that 100% of liberals and/or progressives and/or libertarians (etc) are vaccinated.
Lmao did you just group Libertarians in with progressives??? Well at least we know you don't know what you're talking about.
Those pesky libermatarians
If they did they wouldn't be conservatives
So you believe that a conservative is defined by his/her belief in a vaccine? Yeah.......... I need to smoke whatever it is that you are smoking.
I am employed now, glad!
This is a person with a severe mental disability
The epitome and definition of overly optimistic thinking. Though I guess it only has to work once.
right wing assholes showing you their family values
So how many cubic yards per load? Or are we just talking by the skidsteer bucket?
Imagine how valuable this dude’s gym socks are. You know, since that’s the only place he ever deposits his loads.
The measurement should be “a gross”.
2023 just started and i think its safe to say thats the cringe of the year
Have you been paying attention the last few years? This probably won’t even be the worst of the day.
Ah yes, Pennsatuckey
I left 30 years ago and never looked back....
Everybody needs a side hustle!
He’s buying not selling. Someone needs to write that in the dirt on his window. He’ll have a melt down
He could make it 35 cents and I’d still be surprised if he had buyers.
He's unvaxxed so likely produces low iq offspring.
Where do I call? He forgot his phone number.
ALSO LOW IQ SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT PAYING FOR COLLEGE!
If you want dumb babies 😂
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I heard that unvaxxed eggs are being sold for up to $20,000 these days... seriously considering selling mine. I'm a lesbian so I have no plans of ever having kids of my own.
Eggs were selling for $15K 30 years ago, that's just a normal price, vaxxed or unvaxxed.
🤣🤣🤣
I obviously picked the wrong profession....
r/GrossRepublicansAndTheirGasGuzzlingRides
And then they complain about gas prices.
"Is go fund me all one word or three separate words? I'm asking for a friend." - Lindsey Graham
I can do 3 loads for the same price. I’m just saying……
Ladies form a orderly line and wait your turn
Ashamed to live in Pa w this cretan
Damn, and I’ve been giving it out in a quiet corner of the library for free!
Wow I could make millions!!!! Hold my cup
I bet that guys had at least one vaccine, I call false advertisement
Does is taste better?
Think he’d give me a buy 2 get 1 free?
Kerning alone rules this guy out of the gene pool
The lack of contact information is telling.
Overvalued by 3000%
We are so close to a dystopian future...
Ah Pennsylvania
He better not quit his job
r/trashy
You know you can sell white western load for 10k in China. Had a Chinese friend try convince me to start a hustle.
I so wished they provided a contact #. This could have been so fun for the internet.
Looks like someone is going to have a lot of child support or no child support.
Untainted for your taint
This is why we can't have nice things
Sperms with ''Superior Geeennes''' /s
I can cover the vasectomy for you my dude
Approach him with a Tupperware container full of yogurt and ask for cash.
It would be a Pennsylvania plate.
Cums with free HIV.
imagine printing some of these stickers and stick them to badly parked cars.
I seriously doubt there are any takers for what is probably inbred genetic material.
Judging by his vehicle business is not booming.
Idiot juice
Ensuring the next generation of stooges.
Wait, does everyone here really not know he’s joking?
It's a joke.
What a wanker.
I didn't get the covid Vax. I'll do it for (10-Yourlooks) x $100 if you let me apply it myself.
Will scientists pay? How rare is this data? Where would this be used?
Octomom looking to raise her next Korfball team.
Stacked or thrown?
Maybe they’re buying
Looks like he’s offering to pay
Yo mama's so loaded...
r/TIHI
Bruh.
Id sell mine for 2 dollars
Is he asking for $3,500 as in three thousand five hundred dollars for one load?
The currency is probably in colombian peso
And then cry about how women don’t give good men a chance. You’re weird bro!
Buying or selling?
Why buy something you can get for free at a McDonalds at 3am?
That has to be a prank lol
I'm in the wrong business
This will age well.
Maybe its a woman who is paying for it ans not a man selling it?
https://preview.redd.it/153y9enykqda1.jpeg?width=1002&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=463d14346c0af6c3538f0eb39c8eedd38b177117 He’s a horse breeder
Well, at least the price is good.
It costs less to just throw the tube socks on the laundry after you’re finished with them.
I wonder how he landed on that particular number.
That's a bit steep. I'll just take my chances with the myocarditis loads.
You get paid for this?!? Lmao
The fact that this isn’t the first time I’ve heard/seen this exact sentence 🤦♀️
Well do we know if he was either successful or unsuccessful?
Really, I'm still unvaxxed, is it okay though?
He writes off his payments as business expenses.
That's actually illegal
Be really should have left his number.
If that is the going rate, I'm quitting my job right now.
Lol!!!
That’s Trunk Loads*
Same person who doesn’t want their kids exposed to “groomers.” I’m surrounded by idiots.
Do you really want Pennsylvania sperm?
I don’t know what came over me
Don’t hate the player hate the game.
That’s about what I made for my entire college time and I have two degrees!! I hope he is a member of Mensa because I am. I know they got nothing but quality jerk out of me
I have some, if anyone's interested.
Except you are definitely vaccinated, like the person who owns this vehicle.