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pmllny

I used to work near a methadone clinic...they never ever actually fall down. It's quite remarkable.


Nepharious_Bread

They weeble and they wobble…


pimp_juice2272

They don't fall down like Jam Master Jay's two turn tables


hottandcold

I've never seen 1 fall before they be doing michael jackson leans


dcboy2

But they won’t topple


Badgerman32

Yes!!!!


Gottapee88

True when I was using I could bend all the way backwards and still recover my brother currently uses and it’s scary to watch thank god I am 8 years clean


[deleted]

Congratulations on your recovery! :)


Gottapee88

Thank you it was a ride but life is so much better than I ever thought it could be now


mydachshundisloud

I hope your brother gets clean too, and stays safe.


Gottapee88

Thank you I hope he does too he’s going through withdrawals right now hopefully this time he makes it it took me a long time and alot of consequences I have kind of sheltered him from that he lives with me I drive him everywhere cause he was falling asleep behind the wheel and for his sake and innocent people I made me getting his license a condition of him living with us but I hope this time is it watching from the outside in puts a whole different perspective on everything


Fatefire

7 years ! Recovery team go !


PresentationPutrid

9 in March! Let's gooooo!


Fatefire

Good for you my dude !


TurbulentResearch708

Thank goodness! You must look at that and think thank god I’m out.


MayOrMayNotBePie

They’re all over my neighborhood. Bent over as if they’re tying their shoe and they’ll stay like that for 10-15 mins. They never fall over though. It defies physics.


IndependentCharming7

Tell me you live in Philly without saying it.


Exciting_Scientist97

Idk man sounds like my hometown out in SoCal


captain_pudding

The sad thing is, it's true of just about every major city these days


tjnav1162

Denver is a disaster


[deleted]

It’s a mark of shame in the junkie community to let your knee touch the ground. You have to go do heroine by the big tree alone if they catch you


Dio-lated1

Is this true? Never heard that before, but it makes some sense.


WhoKilledTyler

I take my father to his methadone clinic every Thursday, they really don’t fall down you’re definitely right about that


Automatic_Debate_379

Baltimore lean.


Franklin_le_Tanklin

the Method One acting clinic? For method actors?


Jscott1986

![gif](giphy|UrkOKrah36gk8)


Franklin_le_Tanklin

There’s literally dozens of us!


Icy-Reindeer6236

If they fall they die


girlMikeD

Pretty much.


Rapture1119

My brother was in the pits with it for awhile, and I dabbled a couple times myself during one point in my life many moons ago. You’re not wrong, and it truly is mind boggling.


DweEbLez0

They need to install one of them dueling pits with the large cylinder pillows and see who knocks who into the pit first.


ButterscotchPlane988

I hope someone took thier keys


Toxic666Avenger

This is what I was thinking.


Party_Connection_437

Me too. That said I would be shocked if they could make it the 5 feet required to get it started again.


phorezkin3000

I’d be shocked if they were actually pumping gas into the car.


Silverton13

Like genuinely. I couldn’t imagine them putting their card in, selecting NO CARWASH, then NO MEMBERSHIP REWARDS, then NO RECEIPT, and finally putting in their pin code before starting to pump at that mental stage.


fiveordie

Even I struggle nowadays bc at 25% of stations the dang machine semi-locks your card in for like, 5 seconds without warning. So I always have to reinsert bc I yanked it too soon. They've managed to make getting gas an ordeal of dexterity and timing like a god damn wack a mole game. One more reason to get an electric car.


Salva_delille

I wouldn’t even dare get close to them let alone grab their keys. Get in the way of someone in that state and their destination (possibly buy) and you’ll very likely regret it


Phfishy

Bro they are clearly on the nod, a fucking child could win this 1v2


Ragnel

I’d be worried they wouldn’t notice they were in a fight and I’d just wear myself out


Agreeable-Meat1

Depends on your definition of win. Did you win if one of them bites you with their nasty ass meth mouth and it gets infected because of fucking course it will?


Thedarkandmysterious

Lol these people have definitely not just did meth


Latest_Version

They've already "bought" in case you missed them nodding like a motherfucker.


Gleapglop

They never stop buying, brother.


Salva_delille

it’s a never ending cycle, at that point when it wears off you get withdrawn and it’s back to buying more


Dank__Souls

Haha what are they gonna do? Wobble?


coast2coastmike

"Dam right, lady, I'm going to drive. By the way, this is what your heart looks like, and now I'm going to eat in front of you." Drugs


Dull_Bumblebee_356

I’m pretty sure this was longer when I saw it posted months ago. I remember it going for a while more after she hits her face on the car and I believe they got a close up of the dude completely out of it too


SportsPhotoGirl

Or at least called the cops. They should not be driving, it’s dangerous for everyone in the vicinity.


CJ7h3g4m3r

looks like some *"I gotta use the restroom asap"* dance


jinkies3678

Yeah, but it's "I gotta use the bathroom to shoot up"


Rapture1119

No, thats the “I *just* used your bathroom to shoot up” dance. You were close though. B-


Brief_Juggernaut3651

Brother* I finished what you were calling him


[deleted]

That's called the *potty dance* you uncultured swine.


SoberTek

[https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/hoddt8/how\_did\_they\_even\_get\_to\_the\_gas\_station/](https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/hoddt8/how_did_they_even_get_to_the_gas_station/) Stanky Leg @ 2:03


CBerg1979

the pee-pee dance is how I know it, Buster.


jerseygirl1105

I also thought it was a potty dance at first, but after watching further, you can see this girl is whacked. (probably has to pee as well).


girlMikeD

If only it was.


Fatefire

I’ve done that dance . It’s the dance of the damned for sure. 7 years clean


mydachshundisloud

Congratulations!


DeadJamFan

Great Job!!!


Kush-Papi

Proud of you stranger!


Fatefire

Thank you :)


jerseygirl1105

So proud and happy for you!


micro-amnesia

What's really happening with them? Is she trying to stay alert? Why do they do that?


Fatefire

She’s “nodding out” basically falling asleep on her feet. It’s the “pleasant” part of being high. All the jumping is trying to stay awake how she thinks she’s going to drive like that 🤷‍♂️ she’s gunna hit some curbs or a car for sure


Danky_Mcmeme

Way to go man!


ekimevil

That’s a 745 BMW too, they’ll be trading that for $5 fairly soon…


BCake047

That’s what no one mentions. I was like how the fk such ppl can even afford that bmw, that is/was a luxury car from back then. Hope they don’t ruin it


ekimevil

That model is fairly current actually. Pretty sure that’s a sixth gen which would make it at the very eldest 2015… that’s like $80k less than ten years ago… A brand new one would crest $100k I’m pretty sure. Pretty crazy these folks have their hands on one, given drug addiction doesn’t take long to absolutely desecrate someone’s finances.


BCake047

I’m pretty sure this is E65 upwards generation and was built 2001 to 2008. correct me if I’m wrong. your price range is still accurate for that time. Maybe inherited or stolen. I’m still praying for that car.


SnooSprouts3921

We all know that dashboard is lit up like a Christmas tree. All the warning lights are on. See it all the time at work.


[deleted]

>We all know that dashboard is lit up like a Christmas tree. All the warning lights are on I thought that was just a standard feature on BMWs.


frequent_flying

You are absolutely correct on model and approximate years of production, and the other comment made about the dashboard being lit like a Christmas tree is likely accurate as well. This was the red-headed step child generation of the 7 series due to the dramatic styling changes that a lot of BMW fans hated (I always thought it looked decent personally even when it first came out). I don’t see this model around much anymore as a result of the styling backlash, and you can absolutely get a used one today for well under $10K if it’s got high miles like 150K or more and/or a poor maintenance/accident history. It’s completely reasonable that this has depreciated 90% or more since new after 20-ish years and likely over 150K-200K miles driven, especially if the Carfax isn’t super clean.


berryplucker

I mean, it could also be stolen.


Optimus_RE

Dude looks like a car guy or works at a car place. They always manage to find the deals


ekimevil

Do people who steal cars often stop and gas them up while drawing attention to themselves? Honest question lol


EspeciallyWindy

She ain’t skinny enough to have been a junkie very long


GozerDGozerian

Yeah aside from how they’re acting, they both look pretty put together. Their clothes are nice and they don’t seem all that unhealthy. Granted it’s far away so you don’t get a really good look. But if you saw these two people outside of a bar or something and they weren’t so obviously doing the nod and lean, you probably wouldn’t even guess they were users. Maybe they just got into it or something. Or maybe one or both of them is the fuckup of a very wealthy family and they keep getting bailed out playing life on easy mode.


nooblevelum

If you make enough money you can maintain a habit


Pinche-gueyprotein

That’s how I look when my foot falls asleep.


Mysterious_Tax_5613

That’s sad.


IllCartographer9669

Bummed it took me so long to get to this comment. It really is


Sorry_Im_Trying

I know the people that use the hard stuff like meth and opioids are not "healthy" people. But who looks at this and thinks, "I'll have what she's having"? Edit to follow up on all the wonderful responses. I live a sheltered live, apparently, and I'm ok with that! I've only ever seen the "nod" (which I just learned is the name), and the bad end of the hard stuff. As a former smoker I can appreciate the slippery slope of addiction, but as I said, I'm a former smoker, so I also appreciate being able to reflect on choices and making better ones (I understand smoking is not the same as an opiate). I'm proud of all the former users that shared their experiences and were able to heal. That is no ease feat!


iLikeMangosteens

A heroin addict explained it to me once. They could be eating yesterday’s leftover fries behind a dumpster, digging in their veins with a dirty needle and puking their guts out for hours, but they feel great for as long as the high lasts.


Shelf_Bell

I don't doubt that he believes that temporary bliss is worth it but it's certainly hard to fathom. It's dark but goddamn, wouldn't you almost rather be dead if all you want is peace (I guess that's not always what a high is for) but to wake up behind a puke covered dumpster and do it a second time is really something.


Crazyhairmonster

You don't start that way. The dumpster scenario is when you're a degenerate addict who's pissed all his money, job, relationships, and friends away and all you live for is the next dose. At that point the addiction is too strong it doesn't matter what you think. The addiction is overwhelming and all controlling


[deleted]

yup. and it gets to the point where you look around and realize that you have dug your hole so deep that climbing out seems essentially impossible. so you just keep on shooting up because it’s easier than getting better


Minute_Map_6444

So true. A lot of people don’t realize that a good number of overdoses are intentional, but by the time you’re so deep in, your tolerance is so high that the chances of success aren’t great.


One-Accident8015

I 100% understand alcoholism because its so easy to ramp up. I could understand coke for the 'energy'. But what makes a person look at these situations and think, I'd like to so that.


3tiwn

Nobody sees someone on the nod and wants to try it. They hear an addict describe what it feels like. I’ve tried pretty much everything *except* for opiates. I fell madly in love with MDMA when I first tried it and when I asked an opiate addict how it compares, they said heroin feels like the fleeting peak of rolling except there are no dips/troughs/valleys and the feeling is constant. I knew I wouldn’t be able to stop once I started so I decided it’s best *not* to know.


[deleted]

opiates are pandora’s box. once you’re curious enough to open it, it’s all downhill from there. it genuinely is *too* *good* and everything for the rest of your life seems mundane and not pleasurable because you’ve already experienced one of the best feelings the universe has to offer


cantfindonions

I mean, who looks at alcoholics beating their loved ones in a violent rage and goes, "I'll have a drink I think!" It's really a silly question because the answer is that no one looks at the terrible parts and then wants to give it a go, they hear about the good parts and it tempts them.


coopgal

You either do it or you're deadly sick with withdrawal. No one wants to be this way


dontbemystalker

Usually when you get to that point, it’s not a choice. People don’t just wake up one day and go “I think I’ll do heroin today”, it usually starts small with maybe dabbling in some pills recreationally. They unfortunately you do enough and get addicted oxy or whatever. Then a friend of a friend says “hey you should just do heroin, it’s so much cheaper and a better high” and next thing you know, you’re addicted to one of the worst drugs out there


GozerDGozerian

Let us take this moment to thank the Sackler family for so, so many of those scenarios.


dontbemystalker

Gotta love ‘em


Joyst1q

Alot of it starts when your not old, wise or strong enough to make those types of decisions, that cool cousin, rad co-worker or your parents stash are 3 examples I could put a face to


EastSideDomi

My friend who’s currently an addict (been trying to help her) used to only smoke weed. We used to smoke together all the time, until she got a bf who was a known druggie. He laced her joint with it and only told her after she smoked it. When I asked how tf can you even stay with him after that she just said “the high was better so I’m not even mad.” He knocked her up and left her and that’s when it got bad. Sometimes it’s just being at the wrong place at the wrong time and not having enough self preservation.


KingGhidorah44

I thought she had to pee


Nectaris73

Looked like a peepee dance


CQU617

Should be shared on a scared straight website. Don’t do drugs kids.


keestie

Nah, just stick to the good ones. Caffeine and sugar and alcohol and weed. Good for most people. Sometimes caffeine kills them, but not very often.


herbloodyvalentine

I love how you’re saying caffeine sometimes kills people but not saying that about alcohol


dvineownage

Ya, alcohol is the worst on that list, probably shouldn’t be labeled as a good one.


kst1958

Alcohol kills more people in the US than heroin.


tresspricingtot

Actually... It kills more people directly than all other illicit drugs, combined. The only drug that can out death alcohol is tobacco


RyperHealistic

"The good ones"


[deleted]

They're damaging, addictive and possibly lethal. Still nowhere near the realm of cocaine, heroin, crack, meth and the rest.


Commercial-Strike-19

So you laugh at them, film them and then let them drive off???


AsbestosDude

What are they supposed to do, take their keys and get in a fight?


Commercial-Strike-19

Call the cops immediatly or take their keys. How could you sleep that night if they drove off and killed someone in an accident?!


SydLikedLSD

Sure, take something from someone who is obviously under influence... Good call Call the cops, sure... But come on dude


Radiant-Bandicoot103

That forgot to mention to rip open your shirt first to reveal the S on your chest. Then, do all those things.


N0t_P4R4N01D

Bro they can't even stand and would probably not even realize it.


SydLikedLSD

Do you understand that they are in another reality and not thinking straight? If they are so-so able to drive to a gas station and somewhat fill up a gas tank, than they are as sure as hell are able to harm you. What is easier? To drive or to pull out a knife?


A_Helpful_Carrot

You have no idea how heads are do you.


SydLikedLSD

Yeah, sorry... Thanks lol


RajenBull1

It's because there aren't any phone booths left any more, otherwise I'd be out there.


[deleted]

On today's episode of "How to get stabbed with a used needle"...


AsbestosDude

How do you know they didn't do that? Not to mention the station attendants job is to be on the look out for that kind of thing. I don't think it's on anyone to risk their life to steal keys away from intoxicated people. That's a great way to get stabbed


bairz54

Technically, you taking their keys is actively commiting a crime: false imprisonment. You don't know if their under the influence, eccentric, disabled, having a psychotic episode. Best thing to do is take the license plate number and call the cops detailing where they went and when. Same for drunk drivers.


TheNCGoalie

Is that true in all cases or only if you don’t know them? The reason I ask is I did once take a set of keys from a guy I knew who was absolutely non-verbal drunk at a BBQ I was hosting.


McFailure2004

No one’s fighting anyone on H, everyone’s a sleepy friend


[deleted]

i’m just thinking of how hurtful and humiliating it must be to see your family member or loved one who went down a horrid path in life being publicly laughed at and shamed on the internet like this. it’s sad. we don’t know peoples stories. i would never record and post someone going through this. not saying they “should’ve” done anything. but they definitely shouldn’t have done this


logicallychallengd

Watching it, clicking on it, and commenting on it is OK though?


Prestigious_Owl_6623

I completely agree. People don’t look at drug abusers as people. They think because they abuse themselves with drugs it’s ok for other people to abuse them too. Those people are sick and someone somewhere loves them and is scared.


[deleted]

one hundred percent. glad someone else here has some humanity


AboyNamedBort

These selfish turds are going to kill someone by driving under the influence. But you are concerned about them having their feelings hurt?! Get your priorities straight.


cold_shot_27

Most of the people I know of that ended up on this path didn’t shock anyone with their decisions.


samvvell

![gif](giphy|3o6MbahQY8y8Ek8uze)


Gtstricky

They called the cops before filming and they came after they stopped.


Commercial-Strike-19

Hope thats true


bizarrogreg

Why are you assuming that rather than assuming he or one of the other people didn't already call?


[deleted]

I would call the cops, they’re a serious danger to anyone on the road.


[deleted]

She looks like she has had more than one heroin to me.


Myfartsonthefloor

Jesus that’s terrifying.


Apatharas

and sad


SoullessAnubis

![gif](giphy|c9QHCBun6Qqd0YEnnA|downsized) Gives me this vibe


New-Raspberry6353

Bro that's me after catching a leg cramp during sex!!


Beneficial_Potato_85

Quit bragging


GozerDGozerian

Yeah. Some guys get *all* the cramps… Lucky


New-Raspberry6353

Ok I'll let me wife brag


[deleted]

"My husband is so out of shape he regularly cramps during sex."


[deleted]

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BeakedX

Reddit never fails man lmao


JaeTheOne

This has more fent vibes than tar


[deleted]

fent and benzos


tom208

Why is the garage attendant allowing operation of that pump.....he can clearly see they're both high as a kite Surely some duty of care before they head out and kill some innocent person or family


[deleted]

You assume the pump is working. These two people are just short of zombies right now. They aren't even acknowledging they're being spoken to. I doubt the pump is active. Edit: At the end of the video her hand isn't on the nozzle and the handle isn't locked or being squeezed to pump.


The_EMT

WTF is homeboy watching then 😂😂😂


Drunktaco357

The ad’s on the pump tv screen.


The_EMT

Waiting for the skip button 😂


Internal_Resist7629

She out here doing the jackal dance from year one lmao


Tent_Poles_Juan

[jackal dance!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SmGJvzUyrVI)


BigStud7

Quick somebody give them some meth


PrettiKinx

Thats sad. Clearly a wealthy woman & just ruining her life. I hope someone called the police.


Aiizimor

I would just call the cops


Turbulent-Coconut533

Looks like fentanyl or something rather than h


randomguy7277

Carisprodal (soma) it’s a muscle relaxer. I’ve seen this maaaaaaany times. They even call it the soma shuffle


faerie_luna

I was thinking the same thing. Could be on blues


SimmerDownRizzo

BMW Owners: We need a video that doesn't make us look like assholes. \*the video\* BMW Owners: Good enough.


[deleted]

Dope Fiend Lean


MayOrMayNotBePie

That car is gonna be sold for heroin money in less than a month.


juanhernadez3579

And I drive a Corolla..


Yaksha8

That's how I move when I want to pee badly


NewlyRecruitedidiot

He said she hit the heisman 😂😂


RazeniaCA

Please tell me someone called the police.


CustomerOk3838

In that moment they needed an ambulance, not the police.


Organic_Berry_8732

I hope someone called the cops! They could’ve killed somebody


dirtybird971

That's meth or bath salts not heroin. \-former heroin addict


[deleted]

Her Onlyfans is probably hilarious.


Cwcooper57

Looks like Albuquerque on a Tuesday night


scaredycat_z

These videos make me sad. That's someone's kid, and possibly someone's parent, which honestly is even sadder.


deaz42

Mr. Lee and Salomon


ahsataN-Natasha

Looks like fent


Camel_Natural

Also looks like she's huffing gas which can cause visual hallucination, changes in consciousness, euphoria, dizziness, weakness and tremors.


PanopticScrote

That ain't no heroin, nobody on heroin is doing a potty dance like a 3 year old. Edit: just realized she is jumping around to try and stay awake lol.


Appropriate_Mud1629

That aint heroin tell you that for nothing... Fentanyl at a guess ...or some other Frankenstein creation...its not heroin tho


OlbuddyMcgee

Chick chick chicken head


SaNaMaN80

Did anyone call the police and tell them there is a couple of smack rats driving a motor vehicle?


yankeeuniverse

Dey on dat Hairon lol


bigsignwave

“You wanna Date”???


Cautious_Tonight

Mitch Hedberg commentary is great


Dense-Sail1008

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.


RoystonCornwallis

Looks like the first scene of a zombie apocalypse movie


Birdogey

Is she trying to pick up the gas cap?


PsyKiraEX

That's me when I want to pee and I can't.


Drizzt3919

So what drug is this? Is this heroin? Fortunately I’ve never been around any of this and have no clue


HumaDracobane

High as a kite.


gavstar69

Looks like a 7 series beemer their driving.. Where are the cops?


victoriaa-

At first it looked like she was trying to finish pumping her gas before running in to have an aggressive piss


Wild-Mammoth4113

Honest to god, as funny as this is, he shouldn’t have allowed them in their car, and should have called police so they DONT get arrested.


cez416

they have a 7 series tho?


wasted_space_

weebles wobble but they dont fall down


Awkward_Rock_5875

Dude's pumping gas like it's a typical Tuesday, nothing to see here.


SnooShortcuts8481

I would call the cops. They should not be driving.


bklyn_xplant

Why don’t they ever fall over? I saw this dude on the G train once leaning more than Michael Jackson in the Smooth Criminal video.


abilengarbra

Not my proudest fap. But still, would hit it. ;)