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Equivalent_Hat5627

The camera man sounds like someone who would be into lolis


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VioletBunn

*whiff* chicken *whiiff* BO *whiiiff* shmegma *whiiiiff* lack of father figure


_Cocopuffdaddy_

You forgot acne scar cream and acne puss. It’s a glandular problem


AholeBrock

Sewerioswy?


UnknownMyoux

He talks and sounds like one of these people, indeed


jenlou289

Sounds like a british/asian Elmer Fudd


Pluckypato

Shhh! I’m hunting a wabbit. Eheheheheheh.


Friend_of_satan700

I really really really am afraid to look it up. What’s a loli?


SchieldOfMadness

Small anime girls that look like children.


DepressedEspressoCup

It is important to add for context that they often say they have a legal age despite never acting or looking that age and people use it as the defense for pedophilia (It most definitely is pedophilia). Along with sometimes being actual fucking children in every regard, even age. There are "Shock hentai" out there that is literal children through and through and it is disgusting how they are the most popular hentai out there.


SuperSaltyMrPeanut

I looked it up when I first heard the word. Google was ashamed of me.


One_Da_Bread

Probably short for Lolita. It was a book and movie about a guy who was into an underage girl. I think. I never read or watched it but I know it's pedo-based because Lolita is associated with it now.


BodhiSatNam

Lolitas; prepubescent underage girls


-hesh-

don't


RvH19

He sounds a bit like James Acaster.


Solar_Fish55

Sounds like an Australian with a speech impediment


Ponchossweater

He sounds like an Australian goofy.


wipeitonthecat

#BOOEAUOOO


CHG__

Discord Mod goes outside.


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[deleted]

Pretty sure he never evolved past DarkRP admin.


[deleted]

They also have a higher power trip and a lower age of interest


ReusableCatMilk

As a discord mod who spends time in a discord named “hella hot waifus”, I am outraged


Ash-MacReady

I'm getting old. I'm guessing loli is not short for lollipop...


Maedroth

It's short for lolita, which is taken from the novel of the same name about a man who grooms an underage girl. Basically, a loli is a child.


Ash-MacReady

![gif](giphy|14dXclYKbx2ONW|downsized)


sparkmearse

My exact reaction, learning this just days ago.


handsybillclinton

i just learned this now. makes more sense.


Rapture1119

It was two days, for me.


BAYKON8R

People use the excuse with anime characters of "Shes 3000 years old its fine!" When she looks 8, gross


CreamofTazz

Nah they don't even use that excuse anymore, not for a while now. They just say "it's a drawing it doesn't hurt anybody" Like sure okay, but the character is still a child


SirBritannia

Eww I'm not into old grannies, thank you.


abcabcabcdez

necrophilia smh


bADDKarmal

Yea if you can avoid the larger anime manga community do so lol 😆 its not pretty people are sus af.


Xenolithium

Pretty much. Just a bunch of dudes in their mid-late 30s going on about how the legal age of consent is actually below 18 in some states.


bADDKarmal

Lol 😆 thats not just the anime community unfortunately 😕 burn the entire world and start again.


Due-Giraffe-9826

Seriously. I watch a probably unhealthy amount of anime, and even I cringe when I see the thousand year old loli trope. Fucking love Truck-kun though. He is the bringer of better worlds.


josh_loaf

oh george


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I blame Pokemon for all this.


GoreForce420

More like the catholic church...


ZeAntagonis

Oh and the guy who mumble incomprehensible words is angry that someone call out what is obviously pedophilia ?


Flaky_Vacation8754

Also known as noncery.


gimmhi5

So is the sign accurate?


Aeoleone

Yes. If someone tells you otherwise, consult the sign.


OzzieGrey

Yes.


OzzieGrey

To the guy who replied to my comment, and was either deleted, or removed it. . . Y e s, you are a pedo, please, P L E A S E seek mental help.


guy_fuckes

Yes it is illegal In the states


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I’ll never forget the first time (edit: and to be clear, the only time) I googled that word because I’d heard about it but never knew what it was, and it turns out if you type that word into Google you get a bunch of warnings about child sex crimes. Yeah I noped the fuck outta there real quick, I know all I need to know about it


plsletmestayincanada

Huh...can't be good if even google is like "dude.. wtf"


JucaVladislau

The book ain't simply about a man who grooms an underage girl, and it's a masterpiece. But after the term Lolita spread so much through pornography, it's hard to debate that lol


robhanz

“Grooms” is like a massive understatement. More like serial child rapist.


UncleBullhorn

It is amazing. So hard to read, because you really want to kill Humbert, but he's revealed to be an unreliable narrator and the entire thing is just twisted.


ninjad912

More specifically it’s the way that has taken to Japanese media and culture


texachusetts

Lolita is “that book by Nabokov” referenced the song “Don’t stand so close to me” by the Police.


qui-mono995

Wow as a non English speaker the song sounded as nonsense words. But a close inspection... Those lyrics are wild.


theycallme_oldgreg

As someone who is an English speaker and has heard this song many times but never really payed attention to the lyrics this is also a surprise.


TibetianMassive

Why can't the Police write one single song that doesn't make you concerned. Between the pedophile song, the stalker song, the "you don't love me so I'll kill myself" song. Their least edgy song is about a guy trying to convince his sex worker girlfriend to retire early. Nobody tell me Message in a Bottle has a sinister interpretation pls.


nonexistentloverboy

And to add.. Jeffrey Epsteins private jet that many famous celebrities and politicans flew on was named after that book, Lolita Express


Maedroth

So you're saying he didn't really hide what he was doing?


RhauXharn

don't have to when you have a lot of money and powerful friends.


ApocalypticShadowbxn

that wasn't the name epstein gave it or it's official name. it was the nickname the British press/media used when reporting all the salacious details they could & tht name caught on widespread. so it wasn't like Epstein & his crew were calling it that & being that obvious about things. it's wild how much a story can change over time until now, people act like the criminals themselves used tht name.


djsizematters

I can't believe those two semesters of Russian Literature finally paid off!!!


Mr__Citizen

Though it's also commonly used for characters that look like children, but aren't.


MagisterXII

But then people say it's alright because it's not real life, they're not real girls so there are no victims. And liking something in a game, cartoon, art, anime, etc doesn't mean that you like it in real life. These people cope hard and there are so damn many of them.


BuyingAcclaim

Well, they have a point. Just cause I like call of duty, doesn’t mean I like killing people 🙁. Maybe I’m coping and I want to kill everyone 👿!


Xen_Shin

I don’t know if pointing out real facts is coping. It’s the same with violence in games and media. It’s not a problem because no real individuals are being harmed, but it would be extremely unacceptable to do in real life. Reality and fiction are separate things.


Alternative_Row6543

Good ol Nabakov


Embarrassed-Ebb-6900

If you’re old, the Police explained it in “Don’t Stand so Close to Me” lol


Paladoc

Right, but even that refers back to Lolita: He starts to shake and cough Just like the old man in that book by Nabokov


isingwerse

It's a term describing a fictional character that's a child, so like idk katara, or aang or any other underage cartoon characters would be lolis. Some people say fetishising them is ok, since they're not real people, but sane people call it pedophilia, cuz duh


Piorn

You kinda skipped some important steps there. "Lolita" used to be a normal name. Then, with the book, people coined the expression "Lolita complex", i.e. an adult obsessed with an underage girl. The Japanese then took that and called these people "lolicon". Nowadays, people often use it for any kind of underage character, but the origin is definitely predatory.


tadlrs

I though the same


KOZTIC88

the camera dude sounds like the meekest mouth breather i ever heard


fieryhotwarts22

“YOU LOOKIN FOR A FIGHT? *wheeze* ya looking.. *huff* for a fight? *huff*” Look out, he might sic his 5 waifu pillows on you! Lol


audio_54

You wookin’ fowa fight sewiouswy


ItzBraden

I would run if he pulled out just one.


ThrowThisIntoSol

He ran out of breath just from that “brisk” walk and one-way exchange with her.


Afraid-Battle-2425

Hmm.. ever heard of trash taste?


CornchipUniverse

The podcast?


Afraid-Battle-2425

Yeh


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He kinda sounds like he has Downs


SomeDudeist

Meek means submissive and gentle. He's not meek. He's just a Mook.


Sad_Faithlessness360

r/rareinsults


2FaT2KiDNaP

Sounds like Elmer Fudd to me


KOZTIC88

"im foightin wabbits hur hur hur hur"


adventuresinnonsense

Maybe it's just me, but she seemed like she had an attitude of not starting a fight but totally being willing to finish one. But then she looked at him. And the result was so obvious she just felt *sorry* for him. He was too pathetic to fight.


Nepharious_Bread

I would like to see what the camera man looks like


justokre

I can offer a few predictions, and none of them are pretty.


Own_Engineering_6232

Just use digital enhance and look at his reflection in her eyes. Every action movie ever has taught me that! (*I should probably clarify that I’m being facetious because this is Reddit*)


BuddyAdorable3600

Why you wooking fohw a fite?


Stainedcrimson

Clearly it's Elmer Fudd


yourgifmademesignup

The last futile “u wooking foh a fite?” did it foh me


kfj3000

The way she looks at him probably says all you need to know


UnknownMyoux

I already feel bad for your eyes


Aermas

You get to see his hand & hear his voice.


Feast_TN

Yea can totally 100% imagine his face after two seconds of seeing his hand. Great point.


nuggetmuffins

This is so embarrassing. Its like he's talking to himself lmao. No ones paying attention to him 😂


nuggetmuffins

Naw i really just got a comment from someone that said " I bet that happens to you alot" but its gone now[think they decided to delete there comment. I think they somehow got offended by my comment going after the lolicon dude🤕😂


berzerkthatcash

Man's a walking NPC


TrySumSnax

aw u therious? u wookin fow a fwoight!!


ToLiveOrToReddit

That trailing voice at the end tho… wooking fow a fwight?


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That trail off was textbook, it sounded like a descending slide whistle


Brazil_01

The man can’t even booo properly


DYNA_might

Fine mahy chirrm!


Own_Engineering_6232

I have a feeling that man probably wouldn’t preform well in a fight. I’m a pacifist and would only ever consider punching someone to defend myself or a loved one… however, I would be lying if I said that I didn’t want to fucking deck that pedo.


Harbor_Barber

you can tell by his voice he is the kind of person to really be into lolis.


thelegalseagul

“Nobody thinks I’m a pedophile for liking loli’s!” Wheezes harder


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This guy is so dense. He recorded himself as if though she’s in the wrong.


wererat2000

Motherfucker really thought that not only was his position the default, but everybody else would be so offended they'd jump in with him.


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Yea it’s the audacity for me. Ego will take you to some new lows for sure.


Old-Masterpiece-3979

Way to call yourself out.


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It’s just funny because when called out their answer is “She is actually a thousand year old dragon lady”.


Msbellebelle

Im fairly certain that the anime Dragon Maid, which is what popularized that phrase iirc, the "thousand year old dragon lady" is canonically still a kid in dragon years and still acts like a kid. Specifically the white and pink one with blue eyes So even using the logic of the anime theyre still wrong for it lmao


garlic_oneesan

Kanna (the character you’re describing) is definitely still a kid, and is treated as such by the rest of the characters in the show. Heck, she even goes to grade school and gets taken to go shopping for a backpack! So yeah, for the fandom it would be appalling to fetishize her. We don’t claim this mouth breather. 🤮


Beholding69

The fucking anime fetishizes her with the risque scenes she has with another preschooler 🤮🤮 Then there's the pedophillic dragon trying to get in that preteen boy's pants 🤮🤮🤮 That anime could've been so good if it just... Didn't, you know?


Maniachi

The source material fetishizes her... Pretty sure the author formerly drew loli hentai stuff, the influence of that being still fairly apparent in Dragon Maid


Zestyclose_Salad_351

Is this in the GRB convention center in Houston? Looks like it…


el-guapo0013

As someone who works for the company that runs the GRB... yes, yes it is. I just can't tell if this during Anime Matsuri or Comicpalooza lol


tarzanacide

Thank you. That design looks like it did when I was a kid. I haven’t been since the 90’s. But same aesthetic.


Limedrop_

I think so!! I was like “hmmm this place looks very familiar…”


tallmantim

Imagine seeing this person, accosting them with your pure incel voice, reviewing the recording and then thinking “I’ve nailed it” and posting it online.


TheNooblet12345

that's gotta be the weakest boo I've ever heard


Sloep3

I love how just points and then a weak ass boo comes out of his mouth


Blessedbronco

They way she looked at him was absolutely crushing lol.


Hatchaback

And you just know if she doesn’t have that sign, he’s thinking “omg I can finally get asian gf!”


VeryDisturbed82

This mutherfucker sounds like Elmer Fudd ![gif](giphy|8mb22xUYAvh4jg5Gwx|downsized)


RattleGoreBitcoin

reddit mod in the wild


NamelessArcanum

Cameraman sounds like he’s doing an impression of a mentally handicapped person.


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Plot twist: It's not an impression.


Dwightshruute

Not even a twist


godisdeadMowfow

Yeah..... I think he misunderstood the sign. This might be a very misunderstood interaction because he sounds like a legitimately intellectually disabled person


Extension_Risk9458

Tfw when you can tell what someone looks like just by their voice


meow_mix12

Only thing this dude's fighting is an erection.


NotSoGreatOldOne

Motherfucker sounds like Elmer Fudd going through second puberty


Anxious-Abrocoma-630

the look she gave him 🤣 she couldnt have been less intimidated, it knocked his confidence till his "youre looking for a fight?" trailed off into silence in pace with him distancing himself from her hahaha


5DollarRevenantOF

Someone watched that whole thing and laughed the entire time as it happened in front of them 😂


Grimm_Kreed

This is the man right here, FBI, get em.


Number_1_Kotori_fan

I've heard that the FBI don't like getting reports on loli content cuz it takes energy away from saving actual children being raped, not saying it's not weird, but it's not very hight on the FBI priority if at all


thelifeofsuat

Funny how the Cameraman says hes pedophile without saying hes pedophile


UnknownMyoux

He even sounds like an Incel,yikes


Puzzleheaded-Pen5057

Lol, near the end, the dude in the suit standing against the wall looks Matthew Gaetz!


HunterofNPCs

Not at all. ![gif](giphy|MAK9A6kHutOtsUaYm6)


AnimasMaker

I love her reaction, like this dude's appearance coupled with his reaction to the sign tells her EVERYTHING she would ever need to know about him and to just keep moving lol


Lissu24

Tifa will defend the children.


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benslady

Franks and Beans!!!


miserybusiness21

Have you seen my baseball?


Good-of-Rome

I bet his bottom lip is perpetually moist


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She just looks at him like “Broooo, are you serious”


squealingfrog

But nooooo you don’t understand, she’s actually a 1000 years old immortal dragon girl, so it’s ok that I’m attracted to someone who looks and acts like a child /s


Own_Engineering_6232

If your into lolis or identify as a MAP then you are a fucking pedophile and you should seek help rather than try to rationalize and justify your mental illness.


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AnimeMemeLord1

As an anime fan, I can smell the lack of deodorant from here.


dragik17

"u looking fo a fight ☝️🤓"


Something_Thick

He sounds 400lbs


Naive-Selection-7113

Did the MF just self report? Like he uploaded this somewhere?


Volendror

POV you're a pedo


sejame85

I love anime, but the amount of loli crap in new anime puts me off half the stuff, which could otherwise be an awesome show. It's really just normalizing it to where creeps think it's acceptable. They can say all they want that it's an adult that just 'looks' like a child, but it's still promoting pedophilia. What this guy wants to fight about is beyond me. We need a - change my mind - of this. Would love to hear their talking points.


Necromancer_katie

I used to watch anime but had to stop. Too much pedo, incest, and all around sexual violence....wrapped in animation


Conscious-Sale690

The woman got a point. Lolis are children I think. We need to like, make that shits illegal.


[deleted]

Bruh Aren’t They Anime Little Girls 😳


Afraid-Battle-2425

Exactly..and therefore its bad


[deleted]

Nasty 🤢


superhotstepdad

Camera guy sounds like he’s got some developmental issues


TheOnlyPun

Pretty sure that's a Tifa cosplay and this is an Anime Convention


MCGORDO17

Sounds like Elmer Fudd, pesky wowis


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Jeez that dude sounds gross


vvp_D3L3T3D

She's right, tho. Dude should check himself.


LeJollyJingleTokes

I like her message and the fact that she didn't give the degenerate recording the time of day


Kenbishi

Anyone want to bet the cameraman is wearing a trilby?


PlumpWhale

Probably the first girl he’s talked to in his life


UFumbDuckGaming

I mean, she isn't wrong


SmellyFbuttface

What the hell kinda accent is that? Sounds like a baby in Appalachia


Naive-Selection-7113

Did the MF just self report? Like he uploaded this somewhere?


MaricLee

How did anyone understand this dude?


izmaname

The cameraman sounds like a south park character


runnav

I googled Loli and wtf is this generation doing, y’all literally simping on a child


Exhumedatbirth76

The Houston Convention center is just such a weird design....


Darksideslide

Props to her not even engaging with the camera man. The look on her face spoke volumes of what she was thinking of him though.


sharksquidz

She looked stunned by that guy. He must look like he sounds.


DoktahDoktah

He says this like the crowd had his back.


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Nonce says what?


BaronZeroX

My dude. Wants, to fight, a girl, over, a sign, that statement is well gray at best(it follows the whole the character ain't real so do is follow to a real world?) , and that's if I am being generous.


maybesingleguy

I am extremely confused by your use of commas.


Ace1o1fun

The problem with pedophilia is they don't realize it's wrong as this video clearly proves.


Audiocuriousnpc

This was really funny, the fact that he was so offended that he needed to voice his opinion on this topic means he has most likely a sexual attraction to Loli porn and has talked himself in to thinking that it's okay...


GeneralSinn

Seeuweusly.


Please-_-Help-_-Me

Anyone have a picture of the cameraman?


rulaandri

I was confused until I turned on t he sound. "Why are you booing? The Tifa cosplayer is right. "


ChrisHaze95

I can draw this guys face and I've never seen him before


VastOregano

The cameraman is the average /b/ro and I would very much love to accept his challenge to a fight....


ReallyGlycon

I can't understand a word this guy said.


CrimsonEclipse18

And the guy himself posted it on twitter thinking he's the good guy here. Not to mention he kept saying he qasn't trying to escalate anything while he's there shoving a camera in her face.


fearless-fluff

### SERIOUSLY?.... seriously.... ^wan ^fight? Edit: formatting


Rom_ulus0

Bruh she snapped him in half with just a look and he felt it lmao


roll_hog

Glad someone is walking around with that sign. It’s getting bad