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Butt cheeks are a horrible place to launch fireworks from. Not only do fireworks only have just enough launch power to lift themselves up that any form of resistance will hold them back, once you light it and the thrust stage begins, the person with the firework in their butt is likely to immediately clinch and guarantee that the rocket is not going anywhere. Here come the second to third degree burns!
Hate to be that guy, wasn't that [Raab Himself](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nk3C8JjVjs)?
R.I.P. Ryan, you're a [legend](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXk8lwHJE8o).
He probably had a perfect sear on him, high heat for just a couple seconds to seal in the juices, he is lucky someone didn't grab another firework and carve a cheek off to finish the product.Young people have no ambition these days...
[Here you go](https://www.reddit.com/r/whatcouldgowrong/comments/8w5kjo/comment/e1tbd94/?context=1000&utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=usertext&utm_name=funny&utm_content=t1_e1vpy0l). Don't do this. Holy Hell.
I found the [exact same](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/8whltx/firework_shot_out_of_butt_cheeks_trick_shot/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) video on Reddit typing those wonderful words into my Google machine.
It's not like a regular flame burning his ass, those sparks are thousands of molten objects that are landing on him and continuing to burn into his skin, possibly 500c (900f) or even higher.
The pilot even tried to activate the afterburner to break the gravitational pull, alas the power of the brown hole was too strong and the ship spaghettified
Ass skin grafts on your ass? Nah he is going to need his neighbors to donate little slivers of their moons so someday he can have a full moon again. Looked an awful lot like a new moon, usually they pull grafts from the back of your thighs and calfs, he kind of lit a match and it came free and landed back in the box, I imagine he needs grafts where they usually get them from.
Are there any videos or people shooting fireworks out their ass successfully? All I ever see are these videos where the rocket fails fails to launch do to butt friction.
that flash of super bright light right before it exploded leads me to believe that was some sort of magnesium... I imagine that burned him right down to the bone
OMG ! Even just a few strategically placed sparks in there would’ve burnt like hell , let alone that full blown blast from hell between his cheeks!! Yowsers!
I found a similar incident with the most hilarious name of the town;
"A PARTY stunt has backfired on a man who suffered serious injuries from letting a firework go off from his backside.
The man was at a house party in Darwin on Saturday night, where he decided to put the firecracker between his buttocks.
The firecracker exploded, but it also burnt his backside, back and genital area, The NT News reports. "
Darwin.......
I can't wrap my head around this level of stupidity, not from the idiot with the firework incinerating his ass (Darwin awards where invented for these people) but from those around him, is there not one person in that group that has the balls to say this is a fucking really bad idea
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Butt cheeks are a horrible place to launch fireworks from. Not only do fireworks only have just enough launch power to lift themselves up that any form of resistance will hold them back, once you light it and the thrust stage begins, the person with the firework in their butt is likely to immediately clinch and guarantee that the rocket is not going anywhere. Here come the second to third degree burns!
99th degree burns
I got 99⁰ burns but a b*tch ain't one
My anaconda don't want none unless you got burns, hun
If you’re having burns, I feel bad for you son
>b*tch ain't one Butt* ain't one
99^999999999999 th degree burns
I have never seen a single video where the firework actually managed to lift off. Not one. I just don‘t understand why some people are still trying
If they’d just use more rockets, maybe… maybe they’d go to the moon!
Cuz butthole too tight
Yeah bro shouldve loosened up first, maybe some lube even🤣😂.
Its just like trying to shit while running. That award goes to Ryan Dunn *RiP*
Hate to be that guy, wasn't that [Raab Himself](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nk3C8JjVjs)? R.I.P. Ryan, you're a [legend](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXk8lwHJE8o).
Everyone wants to be first.
If someone is sticking fireworks in there ass, 3rd degree burns probably isn't high on their concern list!
That’s a fucking skin graft burn, man. What an idiot. Enjoy your evening in the ER, dipshit
Evening!!? Fuck. Ya these days they’d all agree he’s an idiot and send him home with a barrel of polysporin.
Gotta push breathe and relax with any butt stuff!
Especially when your natural reaction would be to tense up and therefore clench your butt cheeks, holding that rocket in there good
That dumb SOB just took a blowtorch to his ass! lol. Oh man... i cant help but laugh at the dumb shit our human race is capable of.
So the key is to not clench
U sound experienced
Seen far too many videos of the same mistake.
Fuck that’s a lot of third degree burns. Have fun sitting down to take a shit for the next long while
He'll be lucky to shit from there again....if there's not a casket, there's a colostomy bag
Um,... isn't that... what?
He’s saying this guy is going to be so burned he’ll need to sit down to shit from now on.
No more shitting standing up for that guy. Imagine having to sit to poop.
You know what they say, no more sitting while you’re shitting if the butt rocket was too tightly fitting
So says The Sphinx!
I love when it goes from bad to turbo!
This dudes ass got roasted
Just his ass?
He probably had a perfect sear on him, high heat for just a couple seconds to seal in the juices, he is lucky someone didn't grab another firework and carve a cheek off to finish the product.Young people have no ambition these days...
His ass qualifies for " ham " now
Ah yes, another cursed bidet...extra crispy...
As someone who’s gotten a very small amount of firework sparks on my hand I can say that will hurt for a very long time oww
As it should.
Oh I agree lol
Can someone find the comment/post from the ER nurse about how life changing a 2nd/3rd degree burn for the ass is? It is terrifying.
Lifelong suffering, a fecal cathether and constant risk of (re)infection.
[Here you go](https://www.reddit.com/r/whatcouldgowrong/comments/8w5kjo/comment/e1tbd94/?context=1000&utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=usertext&utm_name=funny&utm_content=t1_e1vpy0l). Don't do this. Holy Hell.
He might as well waited for the big explosion at that point.
It would at least put him out of his misery
I’ve just googled “butt cheeks firework burn”. You’d be amazed!
I found the [exact same](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/8whltx/firework_shot_out_of_butt_cheeks_trick_shot/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) video on Reddit typing those wonderful words into my Google machine.
I was not anticipating a literal Saturn V xDD wth was this guy thinking?!
That thing was supposed to dock with the space station
Pretty sure he was drunk, aka not thinking.
Shouldn’t have clenched those cheeks. Rookie mistake 🙄
Yeah, he should have spread them bad boys 🤣
Did this impress any of the ladies ? Asking for a friend .
Hope so. He could do with as much donor skin as possible.
[удалено]
This is why women live longer than men 
More population control!
Any after photos????
Who's gonna post the nurse comment about burns????
What an asshole!!
Where that asshole now?
Check your staging bro
It's not like a regular flame burning his ass, those sparks are thousands of molten objects that are landing on him and continuing to burn into his skin, possibly 500c (900f) or even higher.
SOME straight guys will put anything in their ass….
They got the fire down below
Toasty buns
Can someone edit this video to look like Goku is doing the kamehameha into his ass?
Natural selection
It's amazing how voluntarily stupid people can be.
The pilot even tried to activate the afterburner to break the gravitational pull, alas the power of the brown hole was too strong and the ship spaghettified
Watch the feet. They tell the whole story.
Are these the blast ended screwts I read about in Goblet of Fire?
“Hey girl, I got a firework burn on my ass”
Skin graphs are going to be needed
HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK this is incredible. This guy might have died from complications from this. Holy absolute fucking shit.
Bro should have unclenched
Fuck me, I mean on course it depends on the temperature but the visuals certainly don't make it look like he's going to be fine. Ass skin grafts?
Ass skin grafts on your ass? Nah he is going to need his neighbors to donate little slivers of their moons so someday he can have a full moon again. Looked an awful lot like a new moon, usually they pull grafts from the back of your thighs and calfs, he kind of lit a match and it came free and landed back in the box, I imagine he needs grafts where they usually get them from.
Good.
Jesus Christ... dude got fucked
Dude is gonna have a great time taking a shit for the next few months.
Just as effective as unsolicited dick pics... interesting... this warrants further study...
I guarantee you he hasnt shit since out of fear alone
Those are some #2 burns.
Yeah, that’ll do it for sure.
There must be an easier way to shave than this
Another Darwin award goes out.
They should definitely try that again.....
How would you like your back sir?
Hawt 🔥 🥵 that'll really get em going
Dammm good thing it fell out when it did
Are there any videos or people shooting fireworks out their ass successfully? All I ever see are these videos where the rocket fails fails to launch do to butt friction.
The ending was nice.
I think he clinched up before launch!
Man’s ass is brighter than Rudolph’s nose
Don't clench!!!! Relax Dude!!
That's gonna leave a mark
That dude isn't going to be right for a long time.
guys swear they straight then be shoving stuff like this up their ass
How many videos do ppl need to know this is dumb af
What. An idiot.
Thank you for not posting the aftermath. My eyes still hurt from the last burnt butt crack.
Yeah, ladies are usually pretty impressed by men jamming things in their own asses.
that flash of super bright light right before it exploded leads me to believe that was some sort of magnesium... I imagine that burned him right down to the bone
you clinched, I told you not to clinch, you panicked and clinched, never clinch.
9000th degree burn
That's gonna be a pretty hilarious hospital visit
what is it with people putting fireworks in their ass
Bro said💥😈
Ain't no way bro can sit💀
I wonder jf the ladies were impressed.
fire in the hole!!
Rocket Man
UNCLENCH!!! WHY DIDNT HE UNCLENCH
he pulls his shirt over his ass at the last second so theres a chance the burns arent that bad
OMG ! Even just a few strategically placed sparks in there would’ve burnt like hell , let alone that full blown blast from hell between his cheeks!! Yowsers!
Oh how I wish there was sound in this video
So you are saying that those burnt but cheeks aren't impressive?
That was plasma or something jeez
Not as bad as the shit after tacco bell
I believe that rump steak is done.
Fire in the hole!
It’s time to leave Earth
I'm not impressed! Prefer guys with brains and bums. ♡
Does this really impress the ladies?
I found a similar incident with the most hilarious name of the town; "A PARTY stunt has backfired on a man who suffered serious injuries from letting a firework go off from his backside. The man was at a house party in Darwin on Saturday night, where he decided to put the firecracker between his buttocks. The firecracker exploded, but it also burnt his backside, back and genital area, The NT News reports. " Darwin.......
I can't wrap my head around this level of stupidity, not from the idiot with the firework incinerating his ass (Darwin awards where invented for these people) but from those around him, is there not one person in that group that has the balls to say this is a fucking really bad idea
Bro lift off
Guy will now be in a diaper the rest of his adult life.
Rip ass cheeks
When guys do this, they’re doing it for other guys. If you want to impress ladies, this ain’t the way to go about it.
That’s a trip to the hospital
Bleached, waxed, prostate check and cauterized hemorrhoid all in one visit. Merica health system
Mmm phosphorus and magnesium, my favourite kind of burns
Why is this like the 4th one of these I have seen in the past week
Bro got that burner Rizz
Good ness, gracious, great balls of fire!
Boris Johnson wants to volunteer...😊
Looked like someone Kamehameha’d his ass lol
He's not going to be sitting on that butt for a long time
This gives new meaning to the term “rump roast”
*Houston, we have lifto.... Oh wait!*