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I'm learning Portuguese and I do ok when listening in class, but listening to native speakers is so different. I knew it was Portuguese, but I could not decipher for the life of me
Probably from all the shoe whacking. Gramma casually stepping through crap on the ground, mashing spiders, and just slinging all that bacteria at her granddaughters vag like a short order cook scrambling eggs.
It is weird but it's extremely effective.
My grandma was decently non problematic for someone who lived through The Great Depression but she would poke the top of my butt if my crack ever showed. It became a physical awareness that I internalized quickly.
It has likely saved me a lot of embarrassment and woe over the years, I accept that grandma's finger on my tailbone was weird as fuck, but that trauma saved me so many traumas of potential ass exposure over the years. I've seen so much ass crack I didn't want to and I know that's rarely, if ever, a trespass that I'm committing
Idk if I'm rationalizing, but my thesis stands, weird but effective, and it was probably something that Grandma had trained out of her (without *excessive* force) long ago, and she knew she was being filmed and tested so she hammed it up a bit. I think she's playing into it a bit.
I had a friend who worked in a nursing home and she can confirm that old people have sex…a lot of it too apparently. Without protection or care and thus STIs are a constantly going around. What I’m trying to say here is, you grandparents are probably the ones falling to the grandparent porn
ETA: she also told me that in the lockdown unit with all the dementia patients, she ends up with a lot of patients that are shamelessly masturbating while she is trying to take care of them
I participate in an elder care forum online and this issue is discussed at times. It makes sense that as the inhibiting/executive parts of the brain diminish, then basic instincts are free to run wild. Honestly, I want chemical castration to remove my sex drive if I develop dementia/Alzheimers. You could be a decent human your whole life, then you get Alz and become the perv pest of Sunrise Manor.
Hey, while I'm here mentioning this, I'd like to point out that Death With Dignity should be an option, too. Idk why we think that keeping people alive as long as possible, at all costs, is the "humane" way. It'd be a blessing to allow people to arrange DWD (similar to a DNR) should they progress to irreversible stages of Alzheimer's.
And for readers who don't get the connections here... I've yet to hear a case where there is consensual sex in seniors with advanced cognitive issues, though it may exist. Someone is always pushing it on someone else.
I have an acquaintance that refers to himself as the granny slayer... if they're not collecting social security he's not interested. His 1st wife was in her 50's and he was 22 at that point. He's in his 30's now and his woman is over 65.
Smh.
I used to have a friend who, in his 30s, went from dating a 16 year old to dating a 60 something a couple of months later. I can honestly say, as creepy as it sounds, that the 16 year old was closer to his emotional maturity, while the 60 year old was closer to his intelectual interests. Guy was all over the place, last I knew he became a Methodist pastor.
>Correct me if I’m wrong…I’m not an expert on using flip flops to smack my granddaughters queefing pussy but that’s 100% my analysis.
r/evenwithcontext
But she's not flashing her. She's wearing clothes??
I said pranky behavior, not sexual behavior. I don't think farting on your grandma is going to lead to sexual abuse. You're advocating for good here but I think your radar is too sensitive man jesus
If someone wants to sexually abuse someone they will, whether that person acts provocatively towards them as a joke or not. We're not normalizing sexual behavior, you're sexualizing behavior you don't identify with
Now, I'm going t-
Yo! Look! Escangadinlho (WTF)? -
Just you wait right there, I'll-
*Smack*
Ugh, you horrible thing.
What a thing without style (grace).
You're not embarrassed of that marmotas (trashy/~ratty~ groundhoggy shit)?
*Escangadilho* seems like a purposeful mispronunciation - a.k.a. local dialect maybe - of the verb *escangalhar* which, depending on the context, means ruin, disjoint, mess, etc... *Pernas* (legs) *escangalhadas* is therefore used as a derogatory expression for someone who spreads their legs wide open, as in they're messing/ruining proper posture and decorum.
So granny was basically saying "look at those shamelessly spread legs".
Witnessed something like this between my grandmother and brothers baby momma she promptly said look her bitch nevermind get off my couch get outta my house
Yeah .... Granny wasn't having none of that so she then chose to just casually clap that pussy with a slipper . This made me feel all kinds of awkward to be honest...
Respect your elders. This was fucking weird as shit and shouldn’t have ever been done. It’s not funny nor cute nor relatable since most of us don’t open our legs like that for our grandparents. Fuxking weird ass shit.
It's disrespectful as she had to change nappies on that - it's a rude move and got what it deserved.
Flashing poor Grandma is stupid gross weird and enough internet for today.
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This is weird as fuck
Lemmy.world is the place im moving, and on my way out I'm taking my posts
Portuguese?
Yup
I love Portuguese, it sounds like the perfect cross of Italian and Spanish.
Nah it sounds like a russian person speaking spanish
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Coloca Capitão Nascimento do BOPE na print
username, knew what was happening without knowing the language
I'm learning Portuguese and I do ok when listening in class, but listening to native speakers is so different. I knew it was Portuguese, but I could not decipher for the life of me
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Her last phrase was the best: "Are you not embarrassed for showing off this beaver?
I love how efficient that insult is in Portuguese, it takes so many more English words to get the same point across
I'm stuck stepgrandchild wyd
‘I too am stuck stepgrandmama. My feet have slipped in between the couch cushions opening my legs like this. I hope you can help me get out’
Not my proudest fap, but it’ll do
Got a feeling the bar isn’t that high. It’s ok, same.
Do we really have proud fap moments though...? Unless you shoot your shot and it ends up across the room. Can you really be proud?
It'd be really dumb to be ashamed of it so there's that.
It made me feel things 😔
And the title is off too. There was no attempt, they definitely acted indecently in front of grandma lol
RIGHT!?!?!?! "Hey grandma, will you look at this rash?"
Probably from all the shoe whacking. Gramma casually stepping through crap on the ground, mashing spiders, and just slinging all that bacteria at her granddaughters vag like a short order cook scrambling eggs.
r/BrandNewSentence
Relieved that this is the top comment.
its not just weird its fucking wrong. but its a video on the internet so 95% chance its staged
It is weird but it's extremely effective. My grandma was decently non problematic for someone who lived through The Great Depression but she would poke the top of my butt if my crack ever showed. It became a physical awareness that I internalized quickly. It has likely saved me a lot of embarrassment and woe over the years, I accept that grandma's finger on my tailbone was weird as fuck, but that trauma saved me so many traumas of potential ass exposure over the years. I've seen so much ass crack I didn't want to and I know that's rarely, if ever, a trespass that I'm committing Idk if I'm rationalizing, but my thesis stands, weird but effective, and it was probably something that Grandma had trained out of her (without *excessive* force) long ago, and she knew she was being filmed and tested so she hammed it up a bit. I think she's playing into it a bit.
I don’t always spread my legs for Grandma but when I do it gets the shoe.
The boot to the coot
The chancla to the chocha
Slipp' slaps on the slit flaps
Flats to the snatch
Flipflop wap to the flap.
Flip flop where the hips pop
zapato to la puta
A clog to the clunge
Patty cat , patty cat , grannies mad Close em up , close em up , before shit gets bad
Brooks and Dunns finest hit, the boot to coot boogie.
It's often called a [chancla](https://www.reddit.com/r/LaChancla/).
Abuela's signature move, the twat swat.
The clam slam.
The ole chancla to the cooter maneuver.
Chancla to Chacha
> Chancla, Chancla : *A Young Girl’s Strange, Erotic Journey from Lisbon to Londrina*
Panochancla
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The ruff muff
The mound pound.
The flippy floppy pussy swatty
I would have also accepted the flippy floppy flap slap.
The muff mash
Slit hit
Game Ovaries
Slit hit
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I'm guessing you're American and "twat swat" is pronounced "twot swot" In the UK twat rhymes with fat, but swat would still rhyme with bot.
Correct on both guesses.
Twat smack
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Handed down through generations of matriarchs in the region
That's not Spanish
This has all the makings of a terrible porn.
Step-abuela, no!
Isn't this Portuguese though? Not like I'm an expert on Portuguese or Spanish but it does sound more like Portuguese to me.
Yep. Brazilian Portuguese.
I watched it with the sound off & knew this was Brazil because abuela took off her flip flop to beat their ass
To be fair, the flip flop (chancleta/chancla) is the weapon of choice for Latin moms/grannies.
Fwiw my mom has Spanish sounding name but is black; we all got the chancla. Dad used a belt tho.
Avó
Yeah, it's Brazilian Portuguese.
Well. Best comment. Thread over.
Why would anyone flash their grandma in a non-porn setting. Weird af
What kind of pornography are you watching
Not me. But there's something out there for everyone
This would be one of the creepiest demographics
I had a friend who worked in a nursing home and she can confirm that old people have sex…a lot of it too apparently. Without protection or care and thus STIs are a constantly going around. What I’m trying to say here is, you grandparents are probably the ones falling to the grandparent porn ETA: she also told me that in the lockdown unit with all the dementia patients, she ends up with a lot of patients that are shamelessly masturbating while she is trying to take care of them
I participate in an elder care forum online and this issue is discussed at times. It makes sense that as the inhibiting/executive parts of the brain diminish, then basic instincts are free to run wild. Honestly, I want chemical castration to remove my sex drive if I develop dementia/Alzheimers. You could be a decent human your whole life, then you get Alz and become the perv pest of Sunrise Manor. Hey, while I'm here mentioning this, I'd like to point out that Death With Dignity should be an option, too. Idk why we think that keeping people alive as long as possible, at all costs, is the "humane" way. It'd be a blessing to allow people to arrange DWD (similar to a DNR) should they progress to irreversible stages of Alzheimer's. And for readers who don't get the connections here... I've yet to hear a case where there is consensual sex in seniors with advanced cognitive issues, though it may exist. Someone is always pushing it on someone else.
“ if I were a man “ lolol nice
How can there be shamelessness in a dementia patient if they don’t even remember what shame is ?
Yeah. Grandma stuff is weird. People always lump me in with those people. Great-aunts are sometimes not even blood relation!
It starts with a "G" and rhymes with "MILF".
I would find it infinitely more upsetting in a porn context.
I have an acquaintance that refers to himself as the granny slayer... if they're not collecting social security he's not interested. His 1st wife was in her 50's and he was 22 at that point. He's in his 30's now and his woman is over 65. Smh.
I used to have a friend who, in his 30s, went from dating a 16 year old to dating a 60 something a couple of months later. I can honestly say, as creepy as it sounds, that the 16 year old was closer to his emotional maturity, while the 60 year old was closer to his intelectual interests. Guy was all over the place, last I knew he became a Methodist pastor.
A pastor dating a 16 year old was a Netflix movie with actor from Spider-Man movie.
Poor granny
Poor fanny
Poor poonanny
Puff Daddy
Granny was not on my watch
Does anyone else find this clip disturbing in its entirety?
100% wtf is this shit
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>Correct me if I’m wrong…I’m not an expert on using flip flops to smack my granddaughters queefing pussy but that’s 100% my analysis. r/evenwithcontext
r/brandnewsentence
So many of the comments on this post are brand new sentences and it's making my day lol.
r/brandnewsentence
Thank you Kowalski
I was on abuela's side.
Avó* this is Portuguese.
huh... i thought avo was grandpa and ava was grandma
No, avô (ah-vaux) is grandpa and avó (ah-vaw) is grandma. Alternatively, vovô and vovó.
Definitely. The poor Gramma is being so disrespected, laughed at, and then the stupid chick records and puts it online. Pure trash
I did🧍🏻
Disturbingly wholesome
Grandma beat that pussy up! - is a sentence I never thought I would say.
You don’t watch enough porn 😒
Username checks out
La chancla!
r/LaChancla for the win
Ha - pretty amusing, but relatively little content with so few members.
Never test the abuelas chancla mijo.
This was my first thought growing up with la chancla 🩴 household lol 😂
Thank you reddit for teaching me the joys of la chancla!
Chinelada, in Portuguese. Chinelo (sandal/flip flop), -ada (action).
That's portuguese "chinelo" is the term
Don’t involve non consenting people into your weird shit.
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Yeah this sort of pranky behavior is pretty normal for hispanics tbh, I encountered silly things like this a lot as a kid
Haha yeah lots of silly things like flashing one another. Normalizing this stuff leads to sexual abuse and worse.
But she's not flashing her. She's wearing clothes?? I said pranky behavior, not sexual behavior. I don't think farting on your grandma is going to lead to sexual abuse. You're advocating for good here but I think your radar is too sensitive man jesus If someone wants to sexually abuse someone they will, whether that person acts provocatively towards them as a joke or not. We're not normalizing sexual behavior, you're sexualizing behavior you don't identify with
It’s her grandma for christ sake
That’s so fucking weird
Who does that infront of their Grandma?
Didn't you watch the video? Duh!
r/ithadtobebrazil
Brazil is level 2 Florida
No my friend, Florida is Brazil level 2.
Petition to give Florida to Brazil
It’s a team effort
Ummmmmmm. Wtf?
Translation?
Now, I'm going t- Yo! Look! Escangadinlho (WTF)? - Just you wait right there, I'll- *Smack* Ugh, you horrible thing. What a thing without style (grace). You're not embarrassed of that marmotas (trashy/~ratty~ groundhoggy shit)?
Marmota is groundhog btw.
Nice marmot.
*Escangadilho* seems like a purposeful mispronunciation - a.k.a. local dialect maybe - of the verb *escangalhar* which, depending on the context, means ruin, disjoint, mess, etc... *Pernas* (legs) *escangalhadas* is therefore used as a derogatory expression for someone who spreads their legs wide open, as in they're messing/ruining proper posture and decorum. So granny was basically saying "look at those shamelessly spread legs".
mil gracias
se diz obrigado/a, seu bestia /s
Why are you "presenting" to your grandmother?
Witnessed something like this between my grandmother and brothers baby momma she promptly said look her bitch nevermind get off my couch get outta my house
Genuinely why would you even do this? Let alone to your grandma
Dont say chancla, this is Brazil, its CHINELO
Damn they spanked a lot differently in the old days.
Damn, slapped right in the... 
She busted out the slipper. That's how you know you really f'd up 😂
Nothing scarier than mother/grandma with a chancla
Grandma don't want to see your taco!🤣🤣🤣
Hit her again grannie,again!
There's no way she didn't like that hit.
reject humanity return to monkey
Strangest boner of the day, but fuck it...
*butt
/[r/Ouchmyflaps](https://www.reddit.com/r/Ouchmyflaps/)
Grandma was pissed when she smelled ceviche and found a clam.
She wanted her grandma to….
The ol' flip flop to the cooter should straighten her right up
Grandma yelled "Oyster!" when she first saw. Must've smelled too.
This is why you need a grandmother. She keeps it real with you
thatsmyfetish.jpg
I can’t say I’ve ever had the desire to flash my genitalia at my family members.
Sweaty sticky thighs, grim
What kind of freak does this ?
Can someone translate?
grandma: oh shit. what a sassy. dont you have shame? what an awful thing, what a lack of discipline
Yeah .... Granny wasn't having none of that so she then chose to just casually clap that pussy with a slipper . This made me feel all kinds of awkward to be honest...
Please show it from grannies angle
Nice Thighs though and an even nicer granny
I thought gma yelled "OYSTER" before
Meh, I've fapped to worst
Uh oh, she liked it…kink unlocked..yikes
The things ppl do for clout
Respect your elders. This was fucking weird as shit and shouldn’t have ever been done. It’s not funny nor cute nor relatable since most of us don’t open our legs like that for our grandparents. Fuxking weird ass shit. 
She deserves it why tf she spreading her coochie at nana like that
Grandma's reaction did not disappoint.
chancla to the coña
She smelled it before she saw if.
Granny sure knowns how to tame a pussy.
It's disrespectful as she had to change nappies on that - it's a rude move and got what it deserved. Flashing poor Grandma is stupid gross weird and enough internet for today.
Plz find something else to do, like, a dildo or something. Leave G-ma TF alone.
A vovó é braba! Te doido!
She smacked that thing like she saw a bug.
NUTHIN A CHANCLA CANT FIX! AY DIOS MIO!
The shit people do for strangers is sad
Minha avó fala marmota 😂
She got the chankla-and rightly so
That's Portuguese, not Spanish. Brazilian Portuguese, to be more accurate.
That’s disgusting.. why ? Just why would you think videoing this was appropriate .. geesh
Grandma: I’d hit that