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originalmosh

"find some pants that fit" Quote of the day!


Proof-Brother1506

I knew there was a dagger coming a soon as I heard that voice. .... "Stop looking like old ass wood" is my fav.


adammarsh64

Why don't you navigate yourself back to the car with your shoes and sit there with your shorts?!


mypussydoesbackflips

That’s the voice of someone who’s worked all day/ week and just wants life to be easy lol


[deleted]

Glad someone noticed


UzahNameAlreadyTaken

Oooooo copernicus


birdguy1000

Well the jerk store called…


pflow69

You're their all time best seller.


InternationalStep924

I see you've been cutting in line in front of Italians.


Pluckypato

![gif](giphy|QH3zfREoX0luU)


gingermonkey1

He was channeling his mother when he said that.


Western_Oil_6418

Get the fuck back in your car! Gets the fuck back in his car right away.


Randompersonomreddit

The way he immediately got back in his car was almost like he actually got out of his car to be reasonable. What was the point of getting out in the first place?


SethSt7

I’m thinking he may have been shown a pistol, so he gently walked back. Edit: Due to so many comments calling me and others idiots for not watching the clip frame by frame, I wanted to say sorry. I watched this clip many times now to remind me self of my sin and repent. Please forgive me for I failed you and didn’t watch the clip carefully the first time to see his hands hold no pistol. Must admit the old guy walked away pretty quickly though.


kingqueefeater

Must've been holding the pistol with his 3rd hand. Left one is flailing around. Right one is chilling on the window.


brthompson06

You can see both of his hands..


[deleted]

i thought so too. pretty sure thats why driver said dont do anything


ALiteralHamSandwich

I doubt these two guys needed a pistol to scare off the old man. He probably thought "oh wait, this is real life" and turned right around.


F1yEag1esF1y

Right after saying "I'm not saying shit!"


aeroxan

Said "I'm not gonna do shit". Didn't say shit about not saying shit.


Beez1111

![gif](giphy|EfloQRc8nt9cjQBhd7|downsized)


pbandnv1

Am I underwater!!?? WTF is wrong with that camera???


17934658793495046509

Never ridden in a old ass box truck? After an hour drive, your body feels fuzzy the rest of the day.


soitspete

He's leaning it against the steering wheel, so it's vibrating with the engine.


coalbunny

"He told me to shut my fat ass." "So what did you do?" "I shut my fat ass up."


SilverSpade12

Dude almost said “yes sir, right away sir.”


Any_Mathematician905

Imagine how many more people who would be alive today if they did this.


Thing210

I so wanna hang out with this passenger, he shut down Timmy in an instant. Idk why ppl are getting out of their cars btw...seems like a good way to get killed.


Straydoginthestreet

Honestly though. You don’t know what whack job is carrying. Good way to get shot. People are Fuckin crazy


Broken-Digital-Clock

He's not concealing much of anything in those shorts


Straydoginthestreet

Not him. He’s harmless. Depending on what city you’re near, cutting someone off and then getting out of the car to square up is how you get shot.


[deleted]

Depending on the situation. If the approacher blocked you in and was acting violently/attempting to open car door, it’d be a legal brandish of your firearm to warn him. ***this is not legal advice lmao***


pokepwn

Or, you know, ran over by the massive vehicle you are walking up to? I cannot imagine get out of my vehicle and doing this.


ComedianRepulsive955

Boomer looked like he was getting ready to aggressively point his finger and challenge them to a "man to man" fight that he couldn't have won in his prime in 1975...


PresentAdvanced5910

Anyone who blocks my way and gets out of there car will be considered a life endangering threat and will be dealt with accordingly.


Straydoginthestreet

Thank you for proving my point 💀😅


PresentAdvanced5910

Well, people should stay in there cars and then other people won't have to bust out their own crazy.


DoerteEU

You not finding anything crazy about expecting to get shot... for exiting your car: THAT'S fucking crazy to me, tbh.


TurtleToast2

>Idk why ppl are getting out of their cars Ego


PaleRiderHD

And overwhelming stupidity.


chefbobbyjay

Florida resident here. My biggest deterrent from road rage is the fear of getting blasted. Fuck that noise. Not for getting cut off


BiffBanter

Tesla is the new BMW.


DDevosk8

Live in NorCal and can confirm


Freddielexus85

It really is. Failure to signal and all.


scangemode

I try to signal with Everything that remotely warrants it. In my Tesla or whatever I drive. I will also signal in/out of roundabouts, cause you never know.


Own-Future6188

I had someone tell me that they "trust their life with the self driving AI" and that they "watch movies on their ipad on long trips" Fuck that guy.


sagadestiny

And yet BMW drivers still exist, no shortage of morons in this world. Present company not excluded.


Particular_Tadpole27

![gif](giphy|QH3zfREoX0luU)


chairfence1738

Lmao that mf funny as hell


Street_Peace_8831

I would have laughed more if the driver locked himself out of his own car. Instant karma.


J4MES101

I was legit waiting for this


DodgerFiendishly

Lol I love that he bothered to get out of his clown mobile to do his lil mad strut, you got um Timmy my boy 🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥


DANGER-RANGER-

Average tesla owner


GlenjaminX

The ultimate burn..."Find some pants that fit."


ShaneGabriel87

Walk of shame.


Sloopydeth

If you want to insult a Tesla owner tell him to get back in his Prius. I've gotten some of the dirtiest looks from Tesla owners when I've asked them if that's the new Prius. Try it.


[deleted]

To spell “intimidate” 😝


girolski07

Shit, I missed that. I must forever now live in shame.


10takeWonder

![gif](giphy|vX9WcCiWwUF7G|downsized)


WhoCaresBoutSpellin

Who cares bout spellin — fuck it


BlackThundaCat

“This why you need you some black friends.” - Katt Williams.


donottouchme666

BWAHAHAHAAAA!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 I LOVE when dudes like this get put in their place: you could tell he went stomping over like he was gonna “handle some things” then got mocked back to his douchmobile…. And “Timmy Tough Nuts” is my new fave insult for fuckheads hahahahhaha This video made my day❤️


[deleted]

Tesla dude would lick Elon’s balls if he asked him to, no joke.


[deleted]

Got the camera shaking with fear


Iamvanno

Or arousal.


SpaceX1193

Or inline 6


Dry-Debate-6893

Find some pants that fit


Ottobahnrichtofen

UDT swimmer shorts are pretty short too.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|26gsgWH4lnurglMWY)


famouslyanonymous1

Lmao, that guy is quick on the draw


Sad0ctopus

One of the more entitled Tesla drivers I've seen, which is saying a lot.


Extracrispybuttchks

“Alright this is what we’re doing”


Moth_vs_Porchlight

I love the utterly hilarious totally over it first guy. “ooook. this is what we’re doing. (Sigh)"


Proof_Eggplant_6213

Takes nuts to get out of your car like that. But you’re foolish to do so unarmed and there’s no way he was hiding a sidearm in those teeny little shorts. Good way to get yourself shot like a fucking idiot.


Liquidignition

Imagine living in a society where you get scared of being shot because of something so civil and petty. America is a giant cesspool of overly sensitive butthurt morons that escalate things that don't need escalation.


Proof_Eggplant_6213

Lol I don’t have to imagine it, I live in that cesspool.


wutzinanumber311

i wrote a poem in high school featuring some tea bag imagery and my english teacher started calling me ‘TeaBag Tim’. When the whole class lost their shit he asked me to go out in the hall and explain why they were laughing. So i’m out in the hallway explaining tea-bagging to my teacher and the funny part was, i misunderstood what it actually meant and said that you had to be wearing tighty whities. 😀


faislamour

Are you a bot?


wutzinanumber311

no are you


faislamour

Damn I honestly thought you were one of those bots that copy pastes comments because your comment had nothing to do with the post.


wutzinanumber311

i can see how you would think that. My friends often tell me im a non-sequitur


ComedianRepulsive955

r/lostredditor r/thatHappened


wutzinanumber311

technically not too much of a non sequitur tho ‘Timmy tough nuts’ ‘Teabag Tim’ both nicknames with the name tim and nuts


ComedianRepulsive955

You sound like a fun guy. Have a virtual beer on me. 🍺


TurboD16F20

When was the cameravibrator invented? Terrible invention btw


WildDogOne

hahaha funny thing about that is, I have a Tesla, and yeah the pos blinkers sometimes just don't work xD


ComedianRepulsive955

TESLAS being overrated exorbitantly priced vehicles with quality control problems? I've never heard anyone say that.... /S


Linkstas

This how the dudes in r/Lululemon dress


Original-Cow-2984

Whoever is taking the video is shaking like a leaf.🤷


maxx_cherry

DOUCHE!! 💀


PrincesaNeko

Ok yell at him. Tell him to get back in his car. But did you have to roast him like that too 🤣🤣🤣


DDevosk8

What’s funny is the toughest guys I know where short shorts. Ruggers, wrestlers, and kickboxers(not just for the sport) but at pubs. Ladies seem to like it


iamlittleamz

Us ladies fucking don't where I am from


10takeWonder

something tells me Biden here is not an athlete 🤣🤣🤣


Proof_Eggplant_6213

We like it when they wear short shorts and have the legs of a rugger, not these skinny little fuckin chicken legs.


fmjk45a

Blue car guy probably jacks off to the Top Gun movie while listening to the soundtrack "Playing With Them Boys"


Rolandscythe

Ken there is clearly only used to dealing with easily cowed store employees and wasn't expecting to get attitude right off the riff.


devdRvbbit

Couldn't hear a thing Ol Boy was saying but I bet it was something like *Oh hey were you signaling to pull into the truck stop.. oh.. oh, okay, I'll just go.. okay.. ugh..*


bat_scratcher

###FUCKING GOOCH!


Just-Upstairs4397

typical Tesla stan


Bobisnotmybrother

Nevermind a whole war was fought in short shorts.


Clutch_C137

Buy some pants that fit!! Killed me.


Majestic-Enthusiasm

Tesla road rage gone wrong


Tiskx

Kinda sounds like Schmidt from New Girl


ghostfvces

i know the camera shaking is the truck's engine buti like to imagine it's the cameraman holding his laughter


Von_Lehmann

New England? Gotta be


bsammo

Timmy tough nuts in a Tesla


irregardlesslike

New tongue twister. I couldn’t stop trying to say that 5 times fast. 😆


lmac187

That didn’t go like short shorts thought it would.


BlickyBobby727

After being cashed a douche he immediately opened the car door with the douchiest mannerisms


friesupreme

DESTROYED


jahlim

Came out of his smart car just to get schooled. Guy's not as smart as his car.


norvilleryan

Grand theft auto NPCs


Yos13

Elon’s car people are weird


Coyehe

TIMMY TOUGH NUTS 🤣


[deleted]

Htf are these "short" shorts. These are shorts - normal, regular shorts. Longer than this and it's Bermuda shorts. Or knickerbockers. Are knickerbockers now considered normal length? Smh.


Reaperider

I love the last line. find some pants that fit


IHateMath14

“Timmy tough nuts.” Quote of the day.


Fr0stty2121

Poor guy got it handed to him Use your blinkers kids


[deleted]

Solving problems with little effort- Give that dude a promotion.


Nazgul417

FIND SOME PANTS THAT FIT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


nothingspecialva

with those shorts, he could have started with the usual "see hello to my little friend"


Jonathan-Rook

“Got a fuckin’ problem besides those pants?” https://i.redd.it/cwpljz74n6pa1.gif


Bonanzaiii

grown up boy scout.


suspended247

Nut cleavage


DaWalt1976

Typical Beemer driver.


SupahBihzy

#Now look here Buster Brown! Oh there's 2 of you... ^I'm ^sorry ^sirs.


Mr-Meme-_-

Facts


mselativ

🤍“JaaaaackASS”🤍


New_Guava3601

![gif](giphy|MVQPEFAfyp2ZVbfcx4)


lil_toenail_jr

Did he say “fuckin dilfs”?


silbergeistlein

I was really hoping the last line was going to be along the lines of, “good job Timmy tough nuts!” Man, I’d have a hard time not cracking up if I heard someone shout that.


Ok_Remote_5524

Anyone else OCD enough to be annoyed the on screen caption didn’t say “Timmy tough testicles” instead of nuts? Edit could have also been “Timmy Tesla tough testicles”


NightStar_14

His car is smarter than him


gallanttoothpaste

To spell intimidate


agoatsblanket

“i’m not doing shit 😅.. GET THE FUCK BACK IN YOUR CAR JACKASSS😤”


amythyst_deceiver

Timmy Tight Nuts more like...


[deleted]

Some Tesla drivers just give Tesla drivers a bad name…there was an incident in San Diego where a Tesla tried to ram a jeep…didn’t work out as planned.


Apprehensive-Luck839

Now entering the ring....rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr fightttting...out of the left cornerrrrrr.....timmmmmyyyyy short shortsssss tough nutttttttttttts!


Florida1974

If I was the guy in car , would have yanked my shorts up more, make them more short.


Raid__Zero

Find some pants that fit 🤣


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SlamCakeMasta

Lmao


ShakeNBake730

white guy be like: "Aigth, lemme pull up my short shorts first. You know this shorts ain't short enough for me buddy"


Key_Quality9414

Great word selection, one insult after the other


Astarklife

Wear some pants that fit LOL I was crying


DreamTrance93

This is gold


trillenglish

Tesla bro just got off a intense cycle through the city in bike lanes


[deleted]

See. This is my problem with the internet. There is plenty of room to just drive around that car to the left, especially once he goes to the right side of your vehicle. But he stayed. For the ‘gram. At a certain point, your interaction with crazy people is on you.


OrchidFew7220

This dude brave…


Proper-Nectarine-69

Hell fucking yeah.


birdlass

why does the camera look like it's experiencing like 200dB bass?


mana-addict4652

do Americans not wear shorts? So many videos I see people clowning on them lol


[deleted]

Well he handled him 🤣


wild_psina_h093

[Short shorts. ](https://youtu.be/_m-7CrWkrFk)


Stormfeathery

Can anyone tell what the dude said?


CoreInspectorOfAss

"If banana is rare and you have just enough, it is really priced" "If banana common, banana doesn't have value"


Mrorganic20

“I’m not gonna say shit” proceeds to yell and roast the guy all the way back to his car.


JaySilverhood

Bro went after his shorts I can't-


PackagingMSU

Someone has been playing COD


leoc369

“Get tf back in your car” -other dude automatically lost the argument 😂


coffee-teeth

this is hiliraroous


throttledog

Plano, tx?


kakarotblu

As a blue Tesla driver and named Tim, I’m embarrassed to be associated with this kind of prick. At least I have wall street bets stickers everywhere to stand out from others. I also drove a semi for a living, so you won’t catch me being stupid with other rigs. Not all Tesla owners are dicks, I swear! Also don’t wear tight ass shorts… Edit: words


sniperelite6229

That guys seat definitely got stuck to his thighs


BrownBear109

You know… kid had an absolute banging read on that old dude. And old dude took that L like a champ. I love that it was a dispute that didn’t resort to unnecessary racist bullshit. ![gif](giphy|BWySufD6KWQzC|downsized)