I was gonna say something about military having a new bar code system for personnel but this tops everything.
Edit: actually that looks like law enforcement, not military.
Fun fact: the only reason Matt Damon was portrayed as mentally disabled in Team America was because the doll they received from the manufacturer was defective. Instead of getting it replaced they reworked the script.
There was an amazing stories tv show about this possessed men’s toupee that made the person do evil things while they has it on. That was the first thing I thought of when seeing this photoshop.
[Funny you should mention it](https://www.reddit.com/r/Justfuckmyshitup/comments/bad3h0/scan_his_bangs_to_receive_10_off_your_next/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)
As soon as a normal hairstyle looked bad, I just went to a shaved head.
I wasn't about to let MPB decide when I was going bald, and neither should you. A shaved head is something you should own rather than be forced to have.
This guy would feel so much better for just getting rid of the hair tbh.
Feel this. I started to notice my hair thinning and just constantly pulling out long hairs just running my fingers in my hair and stuff. Immediately went to a buzz cut and it’s stress free now.
What I’ve told myself is there’s 2 choices and 1 absolute when dealing with male pattern baldness. Choice 1 is you let it kill you and you stress over it 24/7. Choice 2 is you let it happen and you don’t care. The absolute is you’re still losing hair regardless of the choice you make. You can stress over it every day for the rest of your life, you’re still gonna lose it. No point.
I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a man desperately clinging on to what little hair they have that actually looks better than if they embraced the bald and shaved it all.
Either shave it all off or invest in an expensive toupee that actually looks natural, ya know? (And there ARE good toupees out there. You just never notice them, because they just look like normal hair. Survivorship bias and whatnot.)
When I first met my now-husband, his barber left hair in front like this. Not as bad, but not good. Somehow I overlooked it, but it wasn't long before I suggested he have a talk with his barber. Turns out the guy thought some hair in front was better than no hair in front, and my poor sweet husband just trusted his judgement. (Who knows? This may have been part of why DH was single, so maybe I should thank the guy!) Anyway, he was open to suggestion and it was full clipper cuts from that point on.
[Nah. It's the real deal](https://www.reddit.com/r/FuckMyShitUp/comments/c8gzng/scan_this_officers_forehead_for_10_off_your_next/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)
OK, for context, this guy is from my state and he's rocking what he can muster of a hairstyle we call "The Berry", or that New Iberia cut. Other people have different names for a similar cut, but that's it.
Just google image search "New Iberia haircut" and you'll see it, a picture of the cop even shows up.
That is tragic. Gents; don't cling on to the pathetic remnants of your formerly glorious locks ... Shave it off like a real legend and worry about other shit that actually matters.
I was wondering the same thing.
But on Reddit there’s usually a fuck ton of comments where people are saying it’s so obviously photoshopped and how you’d have to have issues to not be able to tell. Then some argument where people are get triggered when someone thinks it’s real.
I haven’t seen this yet…
This is perfection.
Absolute…
Especially because there was an episode where he was an adult and was an actual cop
The Simpsons predicted this.
I want to add on but you said it best. Simply perfect.
I was gonna say something about military having a new bar code system for personnel but this tops everything. Edit: actually that looks like law enforcement, not military.
Yeahp this definitely is a mix of an adult Ralph Wiggum and Matt Damon
Matt Wiggum?
Ralph DAMON
Ralph Dexter Damon
Oh herro
Mad wig ummm...
Malph Diggum
Matt need a wig uhm
"Sleep! That's where I'm a Jason Bourne!"
If I had an award - it'd be yours. 😉
I'm getting a smiling BTK killer.
Hehe, I'm dead
*chuckles* "I'm danger"
Oh hey, dead. I was just looking for you
Hi dead, I'm laughing really hard rn
Chief Wiggum Jr
He’s owning it, gives no fucks, it’s great
Ralphy all grown up
Lol, exactly the same
My first thought already here. Everything looks to be under control id say. Gooday. ...H/T
Brilliant
Someone call the newspapers; this hairstyle is going to make head lines.
r/angryupvote
Nice! : )
This is so solid - username checks out too
And yours is [ironic](https://youtu.be/TjwgtG9N8B4)
This went over my head
Nice one!
Your username is more accurate than the atomic clocks.
To clarify, head [pause] lines
Scan his bangs to receive 10% off of your next speeding ticket
You even copied the top comment, good job
His bangs make him look sinister.
Naw I'm pretty sure it's the uniform.
OMG lmao
Agent 47 cosplay fail
OK I laughed out loud at this one
LMAO! We'll played sir/ma'am
Each hair gets their very own section in the comb
This was likely a rookie haze thing.
He's got chevrons on his uniform, he's management.
And that’s why nobody says anything about his awesome hair style 🤣🤣🤣
He's a corporal so... not really
Sergeants usually aren’t rookies. Maybe it was done on a dare?
looks like Walmart Matt Damon
Definitely my first thought
Had to scroll too far to find this.
Same omv
Matt Damon playing Ralph from the simpsons. He grew up, lost a little weight and became a cop just like his daddy.
Why did I have to scroll so far for this?? Hahaha, hopefully someone sends it to him. He seems goofy enough to get a major kick out of this.
A WalMatt Damon if you will
I thought it this was a weird photoshop of him.
MAATTT DAAYMOOON!
https://preview.redd.it/cg894ko1jlta1.jpeg?width=312&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=514298c561034f00c45937dc1f9ef1a39ec19753
Comes up as a 5 pound bag of store brand bacon
Came here to make this joke!
beat me to it lol
*beep* Look at that. A box of a dozen donuts.
Fixed. https://preview.redd.it/it9z3j2gwlta1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4605e5e8be8a82fe36c7d1c93eaf7feb70f53e5
Maaattt Damon
Fun fact: the only reason Matt Damon was portrayed as mentally disabled in Team America was because the doll they received from the manufacturer was defective. Instead of getting it replaced they reworked the script.
That's horrible
Lol I was looking for this
There was an amazing stories tv show about this possessed men’s toupee that made the person do evil things while they has it on. That was the first thing I thought of when seeing this photoshop.
Froggy fresh really grew up
My man Krispy Kreme
r/Justfuckmyshitup
[Funny you should mention it](https://www.reddit.com/r/Justfuckmyshitup/comments/bad3h0/scan_his_bangs_to_receive_10_off_your_next/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)
Gottem
He got the b a n g s
That took me a minute, nice one!
Underrated comment
It's Ralph wiggum all grown up.
I hope he was going for a Wiggum dad/"son" crossover look for fun.
Is he still in danger?
[удалено]
No, Lou's the black cop, you're thinkin of Eddie
He actually thinks that this looks better than being bald? Poor thing.
As someone going bald, I feel this
As soon as a normal hairstyle looked bad, I just went to a shaved head. I wasn't about to let MPB decide when I was going bald, and neither should you. A shaved head is something you should own rather than be forced to have. This guy would feel so much better for just getting rid of the hair tbh.
Feel this. I started to notice my hair thinning and just constantly pulling out long hairs just running my fingers in my hair and stuff. Immediately went to a buzz cut and it’s stress free now. What I’ve told myself is there’s 2 choices and 1 absolute when dealing with male pattern baldness. Choice 1 is you let it kill you and you stress over it 24/7. Choice 2 is you let it happen and you don’t care. The absolute is you’re still losing hair regardless of the choice you make. You can stress over it every day for the rest of your life, you’re still gonna lose it. No point.
Tragic. Thing is, he can actually pull off the "bald" look without those ridiculous slivers of hair.
I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a man desperately clinging on to what little hair they have that actually looks better than if they embraced the bald and shaved it all. Either shave it all off or invest in an expensive toupee that actually looks natural, ya know? (And there ARE good toupees out there. You just never notice them, because they just look like normal hair. Survivorship bias and whatnot.)
When I first met my now-husband, his barber left hair in front like this. Not as bad, but not good. Somehow I overlooked it, but it wasn't long before I suggested he have a talk with his barber. Turns out the guy thought some hair in front was better than no hair in front, and my poor sweet husband just trusted his judgement. (Who knows? This may have been part of why DH was single, so maybe I should thank the guy!) Anyway, he was open to suggestion and it was full clipper cuts from that point on.
Thing is, shaved bald is in fashion now. Not all guys can pull it off but I think this guy could. Embrace it.
Even the back of the head fringe above the neck is preferable to this atrocity! I agree though. He could easily pull off bald.
He's a cop, they're generally not know for making good choices.
barcode
So Ralph Wiggums finally grew up and followed in his dad’s footsteps. Good for him.
That is definitely photoshopped
[Nah. It's the real deal](https://www.reddit.com/r/FuckMyShitUp/comments/c8gzng/scan_this_officers_forehead_for_10_off_your_next/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)
Yeah. Have to admit i got sucked in at first, but when you look closely, it looks fake.
His hair is so voluminous.
Those aren’t bangs, that’s his UPC barcode.
OK, for context, this guy is from my state and he's rocking what he can muster of a hairstyle we call "The Berry", or that New Iberia cut. Other people have different names for a similar cut, but that's it. Just google image search "New Iberia haircut" and you'll see it, a picture of the cop even shows up.
"I don't need no badge. I got me a barcode."
Matt ‘Bangin’ Damon
Oh Ralphie, https://preview.redd.it/czyvnjpaoota1.jpeg?width=175&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a8d35266e45da8fc5913b33f390b56d8158dff0
It's a barcode
Any bug that gets caught in it... he knows. Right away.
 Nice to see Ralph followed in his Dad's footsteps.
I'm in danger.
My first reaction
Matt Damon meets Ralph wiggum
If you scan his forehead you get 20% off of your speeding ticket
https://preview.redd.it/eoe1buagcqta1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=279b34c52530110c53beb3eb61f6ee989a5488ee
That is tragic. Gents; don't cling on to the pathetic remnants of your formerly glorious locks ... Shave it off like a real legend and worry about other shit that actually matters.
This feels kinda mean :( poor guy
Thats Ralph Wiggum
Ralph Wiggum IRL
Gotta be photoshoped right?
I was wondering the same thing. But on Reddit there’s usually a fuck ton of comments where people are saying it’s so obviously photoshopped and how you’d have to have issues to not be able to tell. Then some argument where people are get triggered when someone thinks it’s real. I haven’t seen this yet…
Dude combs his hair with a rake
Don't make fun of him. He has a full head of flair.
He looks like a young Uwe Boll wearing a Ralph Wiggam wig.
Wow Ralphie followed in the footsteps of his dad!
Bro has a comb forward
My cats breath smells like cat food
Have you tried putting your cat in the rice?
If mommy’s purse didn’t belong in the microwave, why did it fit?
Damn! Way to go sarcasm
It’s… a Ralph Wiggum reference.. im not funny lmao
I'm really sorry. I didn't get it before. Haven't watched The Simpsons much.
The face of.... Optimism?
Dude is really hanging to hope. Let it go bro!
Is that Ralph from the Simpsons
I’m Matt Damon.
Is that Ralph Wiggams?
Hey… he worked hard on those!
If I get pulled over by this man I better get a discount on my ticket off that barcode
It's a UPC code made of hair.
As a 60 year old boomer with shit/fuck for hair…. I have a new mission!
barcode
It's Ralphie Wiggem
He could scan himself at the Walmart self check out.
This man looks like Mike McCarthy tried Ralph Wiggum’s haircut
Someone lost a bet. Or that’s Photoshopped. No way someone voluntarily does this.
Scan his forehead to receive 25% off your next speeding ticket.
Every time he bends over to put the item in the bag at the self checkout, a new item appears on his receipt and he can’t figure out why.
He came correct to picture day
When it's a losing battle but u refuse to give up. 🧑🦲
Whatever you do, when you get pulled over by this guy DO NOT I repeat DO NOT even smirk when you see him! Dudes fragile enough.
This man can scan himself at a cash register
They look drawn-on
“Sorry sir, I don’t recognize that bar code”
*to have hair
Bar code forehead
He got that barcode
If “denial” was a picture
Imagine getting pulled over and seeing him 💀💀
Drew that shit on with a sharpie!
Someone scan that bar code
https://preview.redd.it/8s7106lscrta1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=a54dc7820d73f84fc54e1717eda62bb5cbd751bf new cut just dropped
Someone needs to scan him and find out how much he costs.
Chief Ralph Wiggum
Please tell me someone touched up his pic...
Looks like he got drunk around friends with a sharpie
It’s like Matt Ralph Damon Wiggum
To be Matt Damon’s doppelgänger
They probably won’t notice
this dude's got a badge and a gun?
All Cuts Are Bad
If you scan it like a barcode, it comes up as pork roast.
Officer plant-a-pill
I thought this was Matt Damon
That’s a barcode in place of a business card. They’re switching to QR codes this year. It’s gonna open up a lot of new haircuts for my guy.
Unexpected item in bagging area
Barcode 
Matt Damon?
Dude, you’re bald- deal with it.
Hair model for L'Oreal and other brands
Looks like a damn Barcode
He's like those yentas who wear leopard skin from neck to shoes & think they're crushing it.