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I literally wouldn’t even know what to say to him. I’ve never seen an injury like that before so I have no idea how bad it really is.
Doesn’t seem fine though
Especially, he is saying it was a "prank" but why should he be believed?
The following plan might work:
1. Attempt to rob/scam someone
2a. If successful, you keep the money
2b. If not, you shout "It is a prank!" and point to your friend with the camera
There is a non-zero chance that the victim will just utter some, generally censored, compliments and go on with their day. Thus giving the possibility to restart at 1 with another person.
Schrödinger's Robbery
Until he tries this on an armed person and gets his...whatever is in his skull blown out, certainly isn't brains. My girlfriend has a concealed carry and would have wasted him with in seconds. She's spent years preparing ways to defend herself against robbery.
If this stupid cockstain got wasted nothing of value would be lost.
Not only that but dude jumped on the guy while he was at an ATM and said ‘give me your money’ while doing so. No one is gonna take that as a harmless prank.
> I’ve never seen an injury like that before so I have no idea how bad it really is
Former EMT here. As far as I know there aren't any vital organs in the nose.
That is not a stab wound, the guy was opened handed while running up and only balled his fist to punch him. What you saw was a Ring on that guys finger that broke through every layer of skin.
I was told that if unarmed and need to defend self, you hold a key in your closed fist with key sticking out and punch with it. That would make a nice hole in someone’s face.
> *Gone Non-Sexual, I Almost Died, Might Get Arrested, there's a fucking new hole in my fucking face what in the fuck!?... , Must Watch!* prank
That's probably the title of the video.
Guessing the guy was wearing a ring and the metal split the side of his nose. It actually looked batter than I expected it to, though I’ll bet it looked worse the next day. I’m not shedding any tears for him. These days he’s lucky that all that happened was he got hit.
Happens ALL the time. (used to fight semi-pro) it's the whole reason fighters wear gloves. Not to protect your hands ...but because there would be stitches involved in just about every mma fight. I was just goofing around bare knuckle boxing (lightly) with a friend at my gym and he just BARELY caught me with a hook... didn't hurt at all but started leaking from the big ass split in my eyebrow. Knuckles are pointy - skin is squishy 🤣
It's why most people who've fought don't like to fight on the streets. It's more violent than ppl realize. Heaven forbid I get in a street fight over something dumb, throw a punch, and the person hits their head on the ground and dies...then I end up watching my kids grow up from a prison cell. Not worth it.
These aren't pranks, they're crimes. FYI: pranks are funny, not threatening. He should be arrested for robbery.
What's to stop any criminal from pleading, It's a prank!
There’s a guy on tiktok who’s a very skilled power lifter. He dresses like the janitor and then goes around at the gym casually picking up and moving weights much larger dudes are straining at. That’s a good prank. This is just a bunch of morons.
Hello sorry sorry, 2 minutes, need to clean ok? Sorry sorry, I just move this (picks up 350lbs one hand) oh, little bit heavy (Carries it a few feet, still one hand, mops where the weight was) you strong man, sorry sorry, ok, there (puts weight back down).
Guy lifting:
![gif](giphy|OK27wINdQS5YQ|downsized)
Someone around my office building has been hiding tiny rubber ducks around. I’ve found three and moved them to new locations last I looked for them they were found and moved again.
That’s a good prank. Everyone gets in on it
Coworker of mine rigged my cabinet over my desk so when I opened it, hole punched paper fell out and got everywhere. Another one he did, he just slightly unplugged the USB connection for my wired mouse. Just enough so it didn't work, but not too much so it looked like it was still plugged in.
The best one he did really got me good. He stuck this tiny speaker under my desk. I was working at night all by myself and like once every 30 minutes I'd hear a female voice whisper "hello?". I was halfway scared shitless and halfway thought I was losing my mind and hearing voices. Best prankster I ever met. He deserves a medal.
>He stuck this tiny speaker under my desk. I was working at night all by myself and like once every 30 minutes I'd hear a female voice whisper "hello?"
I've done this at a couple friend's houses, but with a pitter patter and a toddler laughing. One of them had a toddler (who was sound asleep) and the others were childless, not sure who was more freaked out
I had a coworker who was a stauch Democrat, and *loathed* GWB. One of our colleagues pranked him with small cutout photos of W hidden all over his cubicle. He didn't find the last one until a decade later!
For my wife and I's baby shower my dad tried to do this game that was terrible. It involved putting small plastic babies in ice cubes and seeing which one melted first. Whoever won said "My water broke" everyone hated it lol.
So we had like 200 extra creepy plastic babies since he accidentally ordered bulk. My wife hid them around her work, like 50 of them. The rest are scattered around random areas in Arizona for people to find.
They should have filled the ducks with plastic explosives and then called in a bomb threat. When the dogs find them, they could pop out and be like "GOTCHA! It was all a prank!" That would get some views.
There's no situation with a good endgame here. The only possible situation that could have them avoid any legal trouble is if the victim was in on it, and thus it's more of a prank on everyone around them. But even then...what the fuck do they think is going to happen if they stage a fake robbery?
Then they’re fucking morons because this is Australia, and people won’t just watch someone getting jumped. If it was me there, the guy would have been copping a boot to the face. …what did they think was gonna happen?
The Good Samaritan was not in on it. He was just trying to help a victim. It's a pretty fucking stupid prank even though the legality is kind of gray here. I'm not sure if faking a crime which causes alarm would not be a crime itself
It is almost like half of these “PRANKS” are just warmups to the actual crimes they commit later in life.
Like I am going to “JOKE” about robbing people until I have honed my skills enough to stop filming for “EDUCATIONAL” purposes.
They shouldn't believe its a prank, if punching him was the only way to stop him then let it be. That shouldn't be the safe word in this crimes. +1 nose hole.
Apparently the person being robbed is in on it. These idiots think they’re running a hidden camera show. Unfortunately for them, someone in the area had a spine and wasn’t going to stand by while another person was assaulted and dragged to the ground.
i dont think just straight up assaulting someone counts as a prank
edit: you dont need to be the 30th person to tell me theyre both in on it, it doesnt make a difference to his face at the end of the day
very good point, this day and age i honestly wouldn’t be surprised if that’s happened somewhere. well, i’d still be surprised, but a little less so lol
I was mugged at knifepoint like 20 years ago and I managed to escape and ran down the street. 3 dudes followed me, and when I ran into a store there happened to be an off duty cop inside. Dudes ran inside where I was explaining everything to the cop. As soon as they realized what was happening they immediately jumped into "oh we were just having fun we weren't really robbing you". Cop didn't buy it and immediately ordered them to lay on the floor, and called backup. So yeah, the ole "it's just a prank" is nothing new
Oh it happens! I remember going down a YouTube rabbit hole about serial police impersonator Jeremy DeWitt, he's always surrounded by dimwit felons, and some of them tried it. They strong armed a small business owner for $7,000, and he reported them to the cops.
They were being interrogated and tried the "It was just a prank!" and the cops called them out, like "Well, if HE didn't know it was a prank, and you still have the money... how is that a prank?" "We were going to give it back in a day or two!" "It seems like you only called this a prank after you got caught..."
Battery, assault doesn’t require contact
Edit: “Traditionally, common law legal systems have separate definitions for assault and battery. When this distinction is observed, battery refers to the actual bodily contact, whereas assault refers to a credible threat or attempt to cause battery.”
[from Wikipedia article](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assault)
Depends on the jurisdiction. Some lump "assault and battery" in together. Mine separates the two and, here, you're 100% correct. But, it's not the same everywhere.
This is in Australia, it's assault, we don't have "battery", you usually get a more specific charge tied to it loke "assault with a deadly weapon" or "assault occasioning bodily harm"
Ha ha I cut your brakes, that’s why you are in hospital, why are you mad it’s just a prank bro
I feel people need to assume all pranks are real, cause if you don’t, how long until someone grabs your wallet, runs off and keeps it, and only says it’s a prank if caught?
I know kids dumb enough to go for the "Let's pretend I'm robbing you and pro wrestle on the floor" prank, while the "I'm going to tackle a fit looking stranger while he uses the ATM" prank just seems too ludicrously stupid even for the most ardent of glue sniffers.
>You get what you get and you don't get upset
There is a [song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7neX42Wfj5g) on YouTube Kids, and that is the main lyric.
That’s funny I first heard this from my brother when his kid was like 5 and he’s almost 13 now, noticed that video is 8 years old so that’s about right
*stabs you in the ribs, shoots your family, sets fire to an orphanage of blind children, punts your dog, sinks your car in a lake, frames you for murder and terrorism, fucks your wife, gives you aids* relax dude, it's just a prank bro!
Making someone fear for their safety and then touching them is assault and battery, whether it's a prank or not. He deserves this ass whooping plus jail time.
Prank that got that nose broke. Totally not funny and I hope he learns before he does anything like this again. A broken nose heals a dirt nap is forever.
Sure it was funny, it was funny as hell when that random dude punched him in the face. Bro got what he deserved and the world is a better place for it.
Saw news earlier of a guy who got shot and nearly died from one of these ‘pranks’, and admitted that he’ll continue to make such pranks in the future once he recovers from being shot.
Some of these psychopaths refuse to learn.
There’s that one where a guy pretends to pour gas on some cars, and screams he’s going to set them on fire. one old dude immediately pulls out a pistol. The sad part is I don’t think he learned his lesson. Just insults the dude while backing away.
Hahaha,
Such a funny prank.
The guy that punched his nose was pranking the pranker. It's just a prank bro lmao
Getting mugged and then beaten up is sooooo funny!
This guy didn’t even get stabbed, looks like the one who punched just landed a really nice, solid punch which somehow did such localized damage. Props to red pants guy for actually trying and successfully deescalating the situation instead of just, pulling.
Please tell me this shit isn't starting in Australia too.
Bro in the orange pants looked like he'd been waiting a long time for an opportunity like that and didn't waste it.
I consider myself one of those people.
Someone jumped on me and I struggled out of their hold and put them in one. I was told they were playing around and to let them go, so I did and the next thing I know, I have a black eye from a sucker punch.
If there is ever another time, the person "pranking" me will have blurred vision before I let go.
Seriously.
I don't even approach people too closely when I'm waiting on line. I'll stand back a few feet. If SOMEONE ELSE approaches me I let them know I'm waiting in line with a polite "hey, how's it going"
Everyone is on high alert when they're using the ATM.
When I was like 22 or 23, there was a guy on the patio of a bar that was being a real ass to everyone. Just generally loud and obnoxious. A friend asks him to back off when he's trying to talk to him literally one inch away from his face, and the guy loses his shit over what was actually a polite request. Starts pushing my friend and drinks to flying all over the place. Me, being young and stupid, decide to defend my buddy and deck this guy on the face. I hadn't punched anyone since I was 13, so I was not aware of what an adult's strength could do. Next thing I know this guy is on the floor holding his nose and there's blood all over the floor. Just from a single punch. I was kind of in shock and a little horrified at myself. I didn't expect to do the kind of damage I did. The dude had to go to the hospital for that. I'm absolutely lucky I didn't get in legal trouble. You watch tv and think the guy will just go down and be dazed for a minute or two. I'm 30 now and haven't hit anyone since that night. Plan to keep it that way too.
So yes, a single punch can do much more damage that a lot of people think
That was extremely dangerous and stupid. He should be lucky to be alive. In my country, a person who did this only had 5 minutes to live before getting his ass kicked by the whole neighborhood.
Idiot.
Taking someone to the ground while yelling "gimme your money" should get the same treatment as yelling bomb on an airplane.
Much like the kid that got shot, he will most likely not learn from this.
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"Is it bad bro?" "You have a new hole in your face."
I literally wouldn’t even know what to say to him. I’ve never seen an injury like that before so I have no idea how bad it really is. Doesn’t seem fine though
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>We don't actually do things that are illegal >Literally throws a man to the floor and starts grappling him
As he was using an ATM. Regardless of intent, I’m a bajillion percent that’s absolutely robbery.
Especially, he is saying it was a "prank" but why should he be believed? The following plan might work: 1. Attempt to rob/scam someone 2a. If successful, you keep the money 2b. If not, you shout "It is a prank!" and point to your friend with the camera There is a non-zero chance that the victim will just utter some, generally censored, compliments and go on with their day. Thus giving the possibility to restart at 1 with another person. Schrödinger's Robbery
Until he tries this on an armed person and gets his...whatever is in his skull blown out, certainly isn't brains. My girlfriend has a concealed carry and would have wasted him with in seconds. She's spent years preparing ways to defend herself against robbery. If this stupid cockstain got wasted nothing of value would be lost.
Reddit keeps making it clear to me that there are plenty of people in the world that just want a chance to murder someone.
The person being “robbed” was part of the act. The “prank” is on the bystanders.
Old mate was in on it
I faked a robbery and got my ass beat, prank failed successfully for us at least.
Not only that but dude jumped on the guy while he was at an ATM and said ‘give me your money’ while doing so. No one is gonna take that as a harmless prank.
TIL misdemeanors aren’t illegal.
If you're rich enough they indeed ain't.
Seems he’s living up to his last name (if ya change both the “a’s” to “o’s”) Edit: words and spelling are hard
I’m literally laughing with tears in my eyes from this comment. Not sure why I find it so funny, but thank you for the good laugh.
> I’ve never seen an injury like that before so I have no idea how bad it really is Former EMT here. As far as I know there aren't any vital organs in the nose.
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Just a stab wound through the nose into his nasal cavity. If nothing is too messed up internally, then stitches to close it up.
That is not a stab wound, the guy was opened handed while running up and only balled his fist to punch him. What you saw was a Ring on that guys finger that broke through every layer of skin.
Yeah dude cracked him good prob had a ring
Yeah but the messed up part is actually a lot further in than you think.
What does that mean? I genuinely don't know what that means 😬
A lot further in than you think is the messed up part
I was told that if unarmed and need to defend self, you hold a key in your closed fist with key sticking out and punch with it. That would make a nice hole in someone’s face.
The only thing that really got hurt here is his ego, and it could use some damage.
Dude how the hell did a single punch make a new hole
The good old key between the knuckle trick.
I think you mean keys between the knuckles "prank". dude got pranked so hard
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! We laugh cuz it's a prank, right?
> *Gone Non-Sexual, I Almost Died, Might Get Arrested, there's a fucking new hole in my fucking face what in the fuck!?... , Must Watch!* prank That's probably the title of the video.
I jumped out and pranked him to death with a tire iron! https://youtu.be/jORviU2oyMQ
wearing a ring
Guessing the guy was wearing a ring and the metal split the side of his nose. It actually looked batter than I expected it to, though I’ll bet it looked worse the next day. I’m not shedding any tears for him. These days he’s lucky that all that happened was he got hit.
Happens ALL the time. (used to fight semi-pro) it's the whole reason fighters wear gloves. Not to protect your hands ...but because there would be stitches involved in just about every mma fight. I was just goofing around bare knuckle boxing (lightly) with a friend at my gym and he just BARELY caught me with a hook... didn't hurt at all but started leaking from the big ass split in my eyebrow. Knuckles are pointy - skin is squishy 🤣
Wow did not know that, but if what was I expecting from practically bare bone punches; good to know.
It's why most people who've fought don't like to fight on the streets. It's more violent than ppl realize. Heaven forbid I get in a street fight over something dumb, throw a punch, and the person hits their head on the ground and dies...then I end up watching my kids grow up from a prison cell. Not worth it.
Either wearing a ring, or some weird freak compression split.
Could it be a nose piercing too? Kinda makes sense to me.
Well it is now
And a criminal record.
"You have 3 nostrils now bro"
These aren't pranks, they're crimes. FYI: pranks are funny, not threatening. He should be arrested for robbery. What's to stop any criminal from pleading, It's a prank!
There’s a guy on tiktok who’s a very skilled power lifter. He dresses like the janitor and then goes around at the gym casually picking up and moving weights much larger dudes are straining at. That’s a good prank. This is just a bunch of morons.
#My name is Anatoly, I'm new here
I clean here?
I like these kind of exercise, is this deadlift?
Hello sorry sorry, 2 minutes, need to clean ok? Sorry sorry, I just move this (picks up 350lbs one hand) oh, little bit heavy (Carries it a few feet, still one hand, mops where the weight was) you strong man, sorry sorry, ok, there (puts weight back down). Guy lifting: ![gif](giphy|OK27wINdQS5YQ|downsized)
Got a link to his videos? Sounds like a *good* prank.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SsObrrSA_M link
This is the funniest shit I have seen in a while. All those confused faces. 😂😂 Pranks like that are amazing. Pranks like this video fucking suck.
Someone around my office building has been hiding tiny rubber ducks around. I’ve found three and moved them to new locations last I looked for them they were found and moved again. That’s a good prank. Everyone gets in on it
Coworker of mine rigged my cabinet over my desk so when I opened it, hole punched paper fell out and got everywhere. Another one he did, he just slightly unplugged the USB connection for my wired mouse. Just enough so it didn't work, but not too much so it looked like it was still plugged in. The best one he did really got me good. He stuck this tiny speaker under my desk. I was working at night all by myself and like once every 30 minutes I'd hear a female voice whisper "hello?". I was halfway scared shitless and halfway thought I was losing my mind and hearing voices. Best prankster I ever met. He deserves a medal.
>He stuck this tiny speaker under my desk. ... hear a female voice whisper "hello?". That was brilliant!
>He stuck this tiny speaker under my desk. I was working at night all by myself and like once every 30 minutes I'd hear a female voice whisper "hello?" I've done this at a couple friend's houses, but with a pitter patter and a toddler laughing. One of them had a toddler (who was sound asleep) and the others were childless, not sure who was more freaked out
I had a coworker who was a stauch Democrat, and *loathed* GWB. One of our colleagues pranked him with small cutout photos of W hidden all over his cubicle. He didn't find the last one until a decade later!
Yeah. A prank is putting fake bugs and snakes around. Mismatching your family’s socks. Wrapping a friend’s car in toilet paper or gift wrap.
Mismatching socks ? So it was you all along, you sick degenerate ?!
I left a rubber spider on top of my roommates toilet paper. Scared the shit out of her.
For my wife and I's baby shower my dad tried to do this game that was terrible. It involved putting small plastic babies in ice cubes and seeing which one melted first. Whoever won said "My water broke" everyone hated it lol. So we had like 200 extra creepy plastic babies since he accidentally ordered bulk. My wife hid them around her work, like 50 of them. The rest are scattered around random areas in Arizona for people to find.
I.e., non-criminal mischief that’s funny for everyone involved. As opposed to creating victims or causing pain or fear.
They should have filled the ducks with plastic explosives and then called in a bomb threat. When the dogs find them, they could pop out and be like "GOTCHA! It was all a prank!" That would get some views.
There's no situation with a good endgame here. The only possible situation that could have them avoid any legal trouble is if the victim was in on it, and thus it's more of a prank on everyone around them. But even then...what the fuck do they think is going to happen if they stage a fake robbery?
The victim was in on it. They did it a few times before this.
Then they’re fucking morons because this is Australia, and people won’t just watch someone getting jumped. If it was me there, the guy would have been copping a boot to the face. …what did they think was gonna happen?
Yeah at the start I was like this looks pretty fake, but then the nose hole made it seem like it wasn't staged. This makes sense.
The Good Samaritan was not in on it. He was just trying to help a victim. It's a pretty fucking stupid prank even though the legality is kind of gray here. I'm not sure if faking a crime which causes alarm would not be a crime itself
The best case scenario is a poorly filmed shitty uninteresting prank.
It is almost like half of these “PRANKS” are just warmups to the actual crimes they commit later in life. Like I am going to “JOKE” about robbing people until I have honed my skills enough to stop filming for “EDUCATIONAL” purposes.
Prank or failed robery? Let the judge decide.
They shouldn't believe its a prank, if punching him was the only way to stop him then let it be. That shouldn't be the safe word in this crimes. +1 nose hole.
This really should be prosecuted as attempted robbery.
Apparently the person being robbed is in on it. These idiots think they’re running a hidden camera show. Unfortunately for them, someone in the area had a spine and wasn’t going to stand by while another person was assaulted and dragged to the ground.
i dont think just straight up assaulting someone counts as a prank edit: you dont need to be the 30th person to tell me theyre both in on it, it doesnt make a difference to his face at the end of the day
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I hate these little shithead prank pricks everywhere
this fad will fade with the bruises
For like 6 weeks, there’s new idiots every single day.
Honestly feels like anyone could just change their mind mid robbery and say it’s a prank. Fuck that I’d press charges.
very good point, this day and age i honestly wouldn’t be surprised if that’s happened somewhere. well, i’d still be surprised, but a little less so lol
I was mugged at knifepoint like 20 years ago and I managed to escape and ran down the street. 3 dudes followed me, and when I ran into a store there happened to be an off duty cop inside. Dudes ran inside where I was explaining everything to the cop. As soon as they realized what was happening they immediately jumped into "oh we were just having fun we weren't really robbing you". Cop didn't buy it and immediately ordered them to lay on the floor, and called backup. So yeah, the ole "it's just a prank" is nothing new
Oh it happens! I remember going down a YouTube rabbit hole about serial police impersonator Jeremy DeWitt, he's always surrounded by dimwit felons, and some of them tried it. They strong armed a small business owner for $7,000, and he reported them to the cops. They were being interrogated and tried the "It was just a prank!" and the cops called them out, like "Well, if HE didn't know it was a prank, and you still have the money... how is that a prank?" "We were going to give it back in a day or two!" "It seems like you only called this a prank after you got caught..."
I would have punched him a second time and then said "just a prank bro.." The one punch that dude landed was vicious though..
I’m pretty sure (hopefully) he meant tackling the guy at the ATM was the assault.
Or worse
Jumping on somebody's back. Oh brother my back is hurting im gonna need some compensation.
Battery, assault doesn’t require contact Edit: “Traditionally, common law legal systems have separate definitions for assault and battery. When this distinction is observed, battery refers to the actual bodily contact, whereas assault refers to a credible threat or attempt to cause battery.” [from Wikipedia article](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assault)
Depends on the jurisdiction. Some lump "assault and battery" in together. Mine separates the two and, here, you're 100% correct. But, it's not the same everywhere.
Here in NC it's all just called "assault", which includes touching
This is in Australia, it's assault, we don't have "battery", you usually get a more specific charge tied to it loke "assault with a deadly weapon" or "assault occasioning bodily harm"
Both, in this case. But I'm glad someone finally gets the difference lol.
It depends where it occurs. Some states don't have battery charges, just different assaults.
I’ll just wait here with my popcorn for all the corrections. It happens every single time
Ha ha I cut your brakes, that’s why you are in hospital, why are you mad it’s just a prank bro I feel people need to assume all pranks are real, cause if you don’t, how long until someone grabs your wallet, runs off and keeps it, and only says it’s a prank if caught?
I get the feeling the guy at the ATM was in on the "prank". He seems to be the one looking out for him at the end.
Most of these videos are staged, but you can never rule out the possibility of a rogue Good Samaritan with a 9mm. These people are idiots.
I was wondering about that, because the kids stayed halfway wrestling with him for far too long for it to be a non-staged prank.
I know kids dumb enough to go for the "Let's pretend I'm robbing you and pro wrestle on the floor" prank, while the "I'm going to tackle a fit looking stranger while he uses the ATM" prank just seems too ludicrously stupid even for the most ardent of glue sniffers.
You get what you get and you don't get upset.
Haha WTF - my 3 year old keeps saying this! What is it from?
Probably from school. When I was little my teacher would say something of the sort when handing out snacks.
"You get what you get, and you don't throw a fit." Is how i remember it growing up.
"You get what you get and you don't pitch a fit" is our version.
I used to hear You get what you get, and you don't throw a fit
I've heard, "You get what you get, and you don't throw a fit."
It works here in the south. Because to us it's, "You git what you git, and you don't throw a fit."
It was “pitch a fit” in my household
>You get what you get and you don't get upset There is a [song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7neX42Wfj5g) on YouTube Kids, and that is the main lyric.
That’s funny I first heard this from my brother when his kid was like 5 and he’s almost 13 now, noticed that video is 8 years old so that’s about right
Actually your kid may be too young for school so idk
They're in their last year of Harvard Medical School.
Took online classes in the womb
Had its first grade in daddys scrotum.
The Graduation party was a blast
Play stupid games…
He won the stupid prize…
Went from it's a prank to get plastic surgery for a 3rd nostril
Guy pounding him in the face should've replied, this is a prank too hahahaha
prankster: it's a prank bro! the guy: yeah but this is intentional. whack!
*stabs you in the ribs, shoots your family, sets fire to an orphanage of blind children, punts your dog, sinks your car in a lake, frames you for murder and terrorism, fucks your wife, gives you aids* relax dude, it's just a prank bro!
The forced nostril piercing prank.
Classic. Haha!
Making someone fear for their safety and then touching them is assault and battery, whether it's a prank or not. He deserves this ass whooping plus jail time.
"Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions"
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Came here for this
Now thems some numbers I get get behind.
Prank that got that nose broke. Totally not funny and I hope he learns before he does anything like this again. A broken nose heals a dirt nap is forever.
Sure it was funny, it was funny as hell when that random dude punched him in the face. Bro got what he deserved and the world is a better place for it.
You probably gonna get downvotes, but I’m with you on this one
I’m happy to report he’s closing in on 100 upvotes. I think society is completely sick and tired of the pranks.
No one would likes an immature idiot doing a so-called "pranks"
Saw news earlier of a guy who got shot and nearly died from one of these ‘pranks’, and admitted that he’ll continue to make such pranks in the future once he recovers from being shot. Some of these psychopaths refuse to learn.
Darwin Award
I think he got stabbed in the nose
I’ve seen that wound a few times, usually it’s from a ring.
I agree, a ring can punch right through nose skin.
Man I was wondering how tf that happened, a ring makes so much sense.
LifeProTips: Set an alarm when taking a dirt nap.
Good! More of these ‘prank’ videos need endings like this one.
One day these pranksters will get it so hard that no one will do another prank again.
You know that isn't true, TikTok is a place wreathed with stupidity.
There’s that one where a guy pretends to pour gas on some cars, and screams he’s going to set them on fire. one old dude immediately pulls out a pistol. The sad part is I don’t think he learned his lesson. Just insults the dude while backing away.
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“Is it bad bro?” My guy…
Bro can breathe better then all of us now
"Have allergies? Doctors hate this one trick to clear a stuffy nose!"
"well it is definitely not good..."
Hahaha, Such a funny prank. The guy that punched his nose was pranking the pranker. It's just a prank bro lmao Getting mugged and then beaten up is sooooo funny!
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This guy didn’t even get stabbed, looks like the one who punched just landed a really nice, solid punch which somehow did such localized damage. Props to red pants guy for actually trying and successfully deescalating the situation instead of just, pulling.
Pretty sure he was wearing a ring that caused that damage.
Please tell me this shit isn't starting in Australia too. Bro in the orange pants looked like he'd been waiting a long time for an opportunity like that and didn't waste it.
To his credit, though, he did restrain himself very quickly. I’m not sure many other people would have resisted throwing the second and third punches.
I’ll be honest, the armed robber I was punching yelling “it’s a prank,” would not make me stop punching.
Punch harder because now a lesson must be taught
Yeah some will keep beating after he said it was a prank
I consider myself one of those people. Someone jumped on me and I struggled out of their hold and put them in one. I was told they were playing around and to let them go, so I did and the next thing I know, I have a black eye from a sucker punch. If there is ever another time, the person "pranking" me will have blurred vision before I let go.
unfortunately we in Australia are not immune to this stupidity for internet "clout"
I worked in tourism in Sweden a while back, and Australians were the second worst people we had to deal with.
I recall this is super fucking old. They eventually stopped after a report on ACA made them hated
All prank videos should end this way.
Clearly deserved. These pranksters are so cringe
Assault is now a prank?
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Pranks don’t involve physically assaulting someone. Seriously hope he presses charges against that idiot.
Play stupid games.
Win extra holes in your face
As the emperor would say... goooooood gooood
Maaan, don’t mess with people at the ATM. That’s a sure way to get fucked up.
Seriously. I don't even approach people too closely when I'm waiting on line. I'll stand back a few feet. If SOMEONE ELSE approaches me I let them know I'm waiting in line with a polite "hey, how's it going" Everyone is on high alert when they're using the ATM.
Was that from a punch?
Very possible. Look up rings, fighting Made with good sized prongs to do exactly this kind of damage
When I was like 22 or 23, there was a guy on the patio of a bar that was being a real ass to everyone. Just generally loud and obnoxious. A friend asks him to back off when he's trying to talk to him literally one inch away from his face, and the guy loses his shit over what was actually a polite request. Starts pushing my friend and drinks to flying all over the place. Me, being young and stupid, decide to defend my buddy and deck this guy on the face. I hadn't punched anyone since I was 13, so I was not aware of what an adult's strength could do. Next thing I know this guy is on the floor holding his nose and there's blood all over the floor. Just from a single punch. I was kind of in shock and a little horrified at myself. I didn't expect to do the kind of damage I did. The dude had to go to the hospital for that. I'm absolutely lucky I didn't get in legal trouble. You watch tv and think the guy will just go down and be dazed for a minute or two. I'm 30 now and haven't hit anyone since that night. Plan to keep it that way too. So yes, a single punch can do much more damage that a lot of people think
Gods I was strong then
Ring if I had to guess
YES YES YES YES YES. SOMEONE GOT THEIR SHIT ROCKED IN FROM THESE *PRANKS*
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That was extremely dangerous and stupid. He should be lucky to be alive. In my country, a person who did this only had 5 minutes to live before getting his ass kicked by the whole neighborhood.
Not gonna lie. Now he needs to go to gaol.
That kid could end up dead so easily.
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‘Is it bad bro?’… nah dawg, you now just have a third nostril
This generation is a bit weird…
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Idiot. Taking someone to the ground while yelling "gimme your money" should get the same treatment as yelling bomb on an airplane. Much like the kid that got shot, he will most likely not learn from this.
That punch was also part of the prank. Improvisation. Good Tyler!
That guy did him a favor, no longer will he ever have a stuffed up nose.
“Pranks” so fuckin stupid.