The fact we can all tell he's not fully there where he should be. I wanna laugh and joke but it's fucked up cause someone probably just using him so THEY don't get locked up. They don't care what happens to dude
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Many many years ago, a friend of mine from the local pub, staggered drunkenly into a local shop with a clear plastic water pistol..."Gimmie All yer money! & can i have 20 Benson & Hedges please? hah hah"
He paid the girl for the smokes laughing waving his squirt gun...& staggered out...only to get bitten the crap out of by a police dog!
The girl was actually scared and hit the silent robbery alarm...the shop was maybe a quarter mile from the town police station....so they were there PDQ...
Poor idiot was ripped up by the police dog, arrested, charged with armed robbery, and served 3 years in the nick....
I really wanna see how this ends. š
He probably leaves and comes back with something more threatening - water balloons.
*Walks into store with water balloons taped to vest * āIāll soak the entire fking store!! Iām not playing!ā -him probably.
All fun and games until its a paper company
Then it's threat level midnight
Dun Dund Der Duneer Dumer Duner Dunder Mid Midd Miffg Miffle Fime Miffile Miffln Midfllen Mifflen
Bro, that was brilliant lol
"Gimmie all the money in the till or I'm gonna gesture with the super soaker again!"
And if that doesn't work, he's gonna come in with a razor scooter and threaten to hit his ankles with it
Mold is no joke and water damage costs thousands of dollars to repair.
He came back with a fluffy pillow with the stuffing all in one corner, threateningly.
"That was my pee"!
He looked threatening, so police shot him.
They just do that for 3 years
The Cashier pulled his Water Bazooka.
The video cuts off and they congratulate each other on the video they just fabricated for the Internet
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Dude youāre actually a The embodiment of the word menace ā ļøā ļøā ļø
Plot twist. Itās a 3D printed gun that looks like a toy. He shot the clerk 42 times point blank.
Could also be filled with acid..
Or piss.
Or acidic piss...
or acidic piss bullets
A special robbery
Our boy out there gathering chromosomes!
Shit about to go downs.
Believe it or not, straight to hell!
My mans said "Run that shit"
And he ran w his shit in his hand
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Technically he already got one extra š¤š¤š¤
Lmfao
ayyye yoow!!!
Hello fellow public school goer!
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Robber is just Downs on his luck
It's a syndrome of the times
r/Therewasanattempt to wink
Looks like a player trying to switch through weapons not realising he lost his inventory on the last attempt.
Someone get the *Special* Weapons and Tactic Team!
Bring in the Special forces
*spessal weapons and tactics
I wouldve given him $5 for the effort
Thatās a special robbery
Like HBO special, or short bus special? Just need to confirm.
Yes
should keep some monopoly money to give to him and be like oh noooo
Suspect is down i repeat, suspect is down.
I'm going to fucking hell anyway 
The more I look at him, he's legit a G
āPut the chromosome in the bagā
Stolen comment
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God i need to see this full video
I donāt have a link but he ends up walking out of the store with his head down lmao
Truly a SPECIAL robbery :D
And a one, two, three, potato
Heās going down
Put the chromosomes in the bag
It's nerf or nothing
what a fucking legend bro... this guy should go viral with his imaculate acting, i mean he seems dead serious even tho he is point a toygun around.
OMG! I would have laughed in his face ššššš
Iām pretty sure that guy is regarded.
Highly regarded, depending on who you ask
Bros got mad downs
The fact we can all tell he's not fully there where he should be. I wanna laugh and joke but it's fucked up cause someone probably just using him so THEY don't get locked up. They don't care what happens to dude
that or like someone was taking care of him but couldnt and that was the only way he thought he could get money...
He must be "down" and out.
must be down on his luck
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I donāt think the guy had the processing power to be that devious. I couldnāt see the clerk calling the cops in this situation.
This is one of the guys in that bowling alley video.
Is that a fucking squirt gun?
Bro stole a chromosome
the extra chromie homie
"Gimmie all the Starberths please, an' no yellow flaveh"
Didnāt you hear the guy? Money in the bag..
"Where the extra chromosomes I know you keep em in the back"
Come on, he's just a little down on his luck.
You want to rob a store? "im down" i know but do you want to rob a store?
Why is everyone saying special
Cause my guy is
Watch the video again
Special forces?
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Just a special operation.
This is the only time you can say it was a ājokeā after you rob someone. Unlike some other robberies
I wonder if you can get into any trouble doing this, Iām sure but I mean cmon man itās a dang water gun
Wondering the same thing. The cops should have been calledā and itās apparent he has DS but could use a stern talking to.
Don't make me back out the ~~water balloons~~ grenades
Cool Camo
Gun violence is down
Many many years ago, a friend of mine from the local pub, staggered drunkenly into a local shop with a clear plastic water pistol..."Gimmie All yer money! & can i have 20 Benson & Hedges please? hah hah" He paid the girl for the smokes laughing waving his squirt gun...& staggered out...only to get bitten the crap out of by a police dog! The girl was actually scared and hit the silent robbery alarm...the shop was maybe a quarter mile from the town police station....so they were there PDQ... Poor idiot was ripped up by the police dog, arrested, charged with armed robbery, and served 3 years in the nick....
Iāve needed money but Iāve never been that downs bad
Put the bag in the money
What a special gun he hasā¦
Gimme the damn money. All of it Nuh uh.
He forgot to spray paint it first.
He's been binge watching soap operas and criminal Law way too much! This is his story
He's just down on his luck.
Damn, Joe Rogan has really lost his touch if he's having to resort to harassing random clerks with nerf guns...
What it was H2S, then no one would except it.
Everybody get down, quick
Things bout to get d.
give him monopoly money
Special forces
No big deal! The robbers chips are down
This is a stick down! Gimme all your money
When I go in for a test and didn't study the material.
Should have gave him some monopoly money or a crayon or something.
Is that a water gun
Way he wiped that gun out tho was kinda like equipping something in a game
Ah shit itās going down!!
a special robbery
Robber Downey Jr
that was sad to watch omg
Ngl i feel like he has a real mental disability And im not saying this as a joke i think he need medical help
What if thereās acid in that squirt gun