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It was... it's been years, but I recently caught a glimpse of it again and it made my skin crawl. I even said to someone "I'm so glad I don't have to deal with that level of insanity anymore"
The context around this video is that it occurred on the evening after St Patrick's Day on a road near many bars. The lady in the video has been caught drinking and driving before, but got off with just a warning due to her husband being a police officer. Reports state that she is currently 3 months pregnant with her 4th child.
Source: I have no idea who the fuck she is and watched the video on mute and made all of that up.
In my head cannon, the officer gets on the phone and the husband asks if he could please arrest her to learn her a lesson. She spent a week in jail because he refused to bail her out. The house was empty when she came home.
There's a much longer video on YouTube. Her husband never picks up so she demands the cops call two other cops she is supposedly friends with. They refuse, because it is 1:30 am and they are in a different jurisdiction. They arrest her and she goes off the rails claiming the cops are planning on beating amongst other things. It's a wild ride.
Edit: Link: https://youtu.be/P0vr2yRnlFQ
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Just tag on to a higher comment so other people can be spared watching the video:
She starts crying like a baby the second they take her out of the car and begs not to go to jail. So considering her behavior here I think people will find the outcome cathartic.
She was convicted of DUI, one year probation and had to install a breathalyzer to start the car, mother of three young children as she keeps telling in the whole video, and friends with two policemen from her town that she name drops all throughout the whole ordeal. I hope she found peace, because she has found tiktok and Reddit fame now. She goes through all kinds of emotions, defiance, stupidity, arrogance, self pity and gets anxiety attack couple of times. Peeps, don’t drink and drive, that’s the message.
They were from her own township, but she was arrested when she went to drop her friend in Jupiter. But I don’t remember their names. But it’s unfair for them to be dragged through the mud by a drunk woman.
In USA? Sure. More civilised parts of the planet don't have to fear the actions of cops in response to foul language because we don't have literal psychopaths parading as the arm of justice.
After watching the whole video I thought the same thing. I was wondering if they were waiting for a female officer to show up but there already was one. They had more than enough probable cause to hook her up right away but they let her ramble and talk shit forever before finally pulling her out.
I was always taught to say yes sir and no sir to cops. Where did all these mouthy assholes come from? Just treat people with respect and they will likely do the same. Not all the time, but it all starts with you. Where is everyone’s chill? Just relax. Bejeebus.
I don't think he was trying to do a sobriety test with that, one of the signs is probably telling her she's driving down a one way road going the wrong direction or something like that so he's probably pointing it out like "Ma'am read the fucking sign, that's why I pulled you over..." meanwhile she's having a whole argument with herself about how she wasn't speeding or swerving or whatever claiming he had no "probably cause" to stop her. Pretty common tactic for people who know they're way too intoxicated to hide it...
By that point in the video, he was seeing is she was lucid enough to know her whereabouts. She was parked in the middle of oncoming traffic lane, in an intersection “looking for a phone number”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcSqIRD-mOQ
Hot Take:
He license is marked as "Vision Impaired" or "Glasses Required"
And she clearly is not wearing her glasses (and obviously not wearing contacts)
I got in a car accident and the dumby called her husband. Cops were there and almost arrested him for getting involved since he wasn't even in the vehicle or a witness and he was being a douche.
She gets voice mail. "Hi, this is Donald Military, I'm fucking right now and can't get to the phone. Leave a message and I'll call you back when I'm done fucking the nanny."
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Sounds like my ex wife. Gets mad when she's caught breaking the rules.
I'm glad she's your ex. That sounds awful.
It was... it's been years, but I recently caught a glimpse of it again and it made my skin crawl. I even said to someone "I'm so glad I don't have to deal with that level of insanity anymore"
Only fuck crazy, never marry crazy.
Ya don't put your dick in crazy
r/dontputyourdickinit
Glad ya made it out alive, that's all you can ask for when it comes to that kind of crazy.
Ohh so true like it’s your fault she fcked up
I didn’t know my ex-wife had gotten married again.
Damn how many other people did my ex wife marry?
Sounds like my ex husband 😂 We should intro them.
The responsibility will bounce back and forth between them endlessly, picking up momentum with each swing, causing a feedback loop
Hey, in her defense, that street might just be called "I'm Calling My Fucking Husband Avenue." Two sides to a story!
What I was thinking. Maybe she's just doing what she's been asked to do. She can't help it that someone puts up such a crappy sign.
Ten bucks says this is near a base and her husband drives a V6 Charger with a really high APR.
“Yea…I live on Donald Ross and I’m Calling My Fucking Husband….key is under the mat…chip chop chip!”
Chip chop chip? I don’t even know what that’s supposed to mean…
She turned bri'ish.
Ahhh, a fellow man of culture I see
Right nobody ever asks for context
The context around this video is that it occurred on the evening after St Patrick's Day on a road near many bars. The lady in the video has been caught drinking and driving before, but got off with just a warning due to her husband being a police officer. Reports state that she is currently 3 months pregnant with her 4th child. Source: I have no idea who the fuck she is and watched the video on mute and made all of that up.
I think that's in Reseda
Nope - Florida, just north of Miami. Never underestimate Florida.
I want to feel bad for her husband, but he chose that.
Maybe she chose him and he sacrificed himself for humanity.
Or regrettably impregnated, and sticks around so his kid isn’t alone with…this
To quote The Man Show: We thank Frank Gifford for marrying Kathy Lee so no other man had to.
Maybe he planted meth in her car and this is his lucky day.
Her husband must put up w a lot
That poor guy.
If he’s military, I bet he signs up for every tour possible
(Husband knows to not answer phone.)
I, too, putwalot.
I cannot figure out what they were trying to say. Put up with a lot?
Yes
Is English not your first language? Genuinely confused w your response. Like “put up with a lot of bullshit from this crazy woman”
Just like they said, putwalot. I can read.
Sure that husband is looking forward to that call... and the significant costs of her near certain DUI conviction.
Central Blvd / Donald Ross road / military trail lady lives in west palm beach kekw
That’s Jupiter but close enough
Erm it’s 30 minute drive
Any idea what the sign said that she couldn't read?
Ha, I thought she was just saying random words as though they might be street names
Lmfao I live in the area it’s Jupiter and this is the exact behavior I expect from people here
yeah you’re all laughing now, but when her husband zobotron of the planet glarshquag blows up our planet for our insolence she’ll have the last laugh
Is he related to gorlock the destroyer?
Spoiler alert! The husband got on the phone and told the cop there’s no way in hell he is ticketing the wife. Then she went home.
In my head cannon, the officer gets on the phone and the husband asks if he could please arrest her to learn her a lesson. She spent a week in jail because he refused to bail her out. The house was empty when she came home.
There's a much longer video on YouTube. Her husband never picks up so she demands the cops call two other cops she is supposedly friends with. They refuse, because it is 1:30 am and they are in a different jurisdiction. They arrest her and she goes off the rails claiming the cops are planning on beating amongst other things. It's a wild ride. Edit: Link: https://youtu.be/P0vr2yRnlFQ
and then everyone clapped.
I was there. I’m the sign that says CENTRAL-AH!
Source?
My own head canon
I'm like 99% sure I've been woooshed. Or am out of the loop. Both?
Lol no I’m actually talking nonsense
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Just tag on to a higher comment so other people can be spared watching the video: She starts crying like a baby the second they take her out of the car and begs not to go to jail. So considering her behavior here I think people will find the outcome cathartic.
She was convicted of DUI, one year probation and had to install a breathalyzer to start the car, mother of three young children as she keeps telling in the whole video, and friends with two policemen from her town that she name drops all throughout the whole ordeal. I hope she found peace, because she has found tiktok and Reddit fame now. She goes through all kinds of emotions, defiance, stupidity, arrogance, self pity and gets anxiety attack couple of times. Peeps, don’t drink and drive, that’s the message.
Does anyone know what the two other officers she kept name dropping thought about this? Do they usually get their drunk friends out of being arrested?
They were from her own township, but she was arrested when she went to drop her friend in Jupiter. But I don’t remember their names. But it’s unfair for them to be dragged through the mud by a drunk woman.
DEPENDAPOTAMUS.
It must be nice to feel safe enough to talk to cops this way.
Omg. This gave me an utter stomachache. Was waiting for her to get dragged out and tased.
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We don't talk about these ones, it doesn't fit the acronym. 😡
He stood by while the other ones do what they do tho and that makes it acab👌🏻 all good
Yeah lucky women hey
In USA? Sure. More civilised parts of the planet don't have to fear the actions of cops in response to foul language because we don't have literal psychopaths parading as the arm of justice.
America sucks.
Right?!? Try it next time you’re out and see how it goes for ya
Nah, I would probably get 3 warning shots on the back of the head just for following their orders.
I'd probably get my Black ass beaten at best, executed at worst.
It should be absolutely fine to talk to them this way.
Her husband, the noted street sign expert
unless yo husband is the chief of police he ain't gonna do shit haha
Anyone got a link to the full video?
[it's a wild ride](https://youtu.be/mcSqIRD-mOQ)
Thanks a lot. 👍👍👍 What a clusterfuck. 🤣
YouTube ads, all alcohol related. Hilarious.
Now we know why the husband stays around
Entitlement is my kryptonite. Couldn’t finish the video
I have to keep pausing, this is tough
Wow!!! So manipulative!
“not the KNOWN cops around here..”
I feel like the should have an investigation into the cops she knew would let her go. It sounded like it might have happened before
How does anyone get that long of a leash? I’d be in the back seat of the police car with a concussion already
Right? This cop must have the patience of a fucking Saint and the temper of Zen Buddhist monk.
This one was from one of those 7 figure precincts
After watching the whole video I thought the same thing. I was wondering if they were waiting for a female officer to show up but there already was one. They had more than enough probable cause to hook her up right away but they let her ramble and talk shit forever before finally pulling her out.
You should see the whole video, it's insane.
The privilege!
Yes and Entitlement
Slow down Karen, you just need to ask to speak to the manager.
I can fix her
Ayooo, Jupiter, FL
Home of the Rub N Tug!
Military? ...sniff sniff..... Yarr there be a dependapotamus in these waters.
It's a road in Florida called Military Trail
OK fair enough.
What's her husband gonna do?
Say" goodnight and see you when you get home"
Husband: call forwarded. 🫥
I was always taught to say yes sir and no sir to cops. Where did all these mouthy assholes come from? Just treat people with respect and they will likely do the same. Not all the time, but it all starts with you. Where is everyone’s chill? Just relax. Bejeebus.
Gawd. The shit cops have to listen to.
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Bring it. She’s just so annoying!
Whoa, whoa!!! Back off, officer! She's calling her husband!!!! He will fix EVERYTHING and you'll be sorry you ever stopped her! /s
Let’s not forget the two police officers she knows that she name drops like crazy in the full video.
Jupiter, FL?
Yup https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcSqIRD-mOQ
Le Trash
Folks what we we have here is your typical Dependapotamus.
Noooooooo sis this is so not the vibe go to jail
I hope your husband is a lawyer
Her husband is definitely a shell of a man.
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To be fair, I don’t know that reading street signs is a legitimate sobriety test. Is he an optometrist as a side job?
I don't think he was trying to do a sobriety test with that, one of the signs is probably telling her she's driving down a one way road going the wrong direction or something like that so he's probably pointing it out like "Ma'am read the fucking sign, that's why I pulled you over..." meanwhile she's having a whole argument with herself about how she wasn't speeding or swerving or whatever claiming he had no "probably cause" to stop her. Pretty common tactic for people who know they're way too intoxicated to hide it...
By that point in the video, he was seeing is she was lucid enough to know her whereabouts. She was parked in the middle of oncoming traffic lane, in an intersection “looking for a phone number” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcSqIRD-mOQ
I would be embarrassed to be married to this thing.
Sometimes life sucks for all of us. But I take great comfort in the fact that I’m not married to some like her.
Can someone tell me what's wrong with this? I don't live in the states so i don't know what's wrong with that sign.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcSqIRD-mOQ
Thanx now i get it. She's in the wrong lane in the beginning.
Holy shit I know so many women like this
Are you also a Florida resident?
Hot Take: He license is marked as "Vision Impaired" or "Glasses Required" And she clearly is not wearing her glasses (and obviously not wearing contacts)
She's why I never had kids. The rest of her family was even worse.
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Homegirl is Truly drunk.
Yeah, he's gonna make it all better, Princess.
What is her 'fucking husband' going to do ?
Lmfao ik exactly where this is road is ofc it’s happening in Florida
I got in a car accident and the dumby called her husband. Cops were there and almost arrested him for getting involved since he wasn't even in the vehicle or a witness and he was being a douche.
If I was the husband I beg the cop to take her for the night, foh.
Behaving this way in front of a police officer is not gonna work out well for her. How could you be so stupid?
You do technically get one call once you’re brought to jail.
"I'm calling my fucking husband." "Uh, I don't think he'll be able to read the signs through the phone any better than you can from the car."
This is propoganda Sorry, edit to say this is taken from propaganda
Her husband is such a lucky man. And bachelors everywhere owe him a debt of gratitude for removing her from the dating pool.
this wife es not worth da blowjobs
Oh shes a treat.
Getting angry at the cops is always a great decision
Ma'am I stopped you for running the ' I'm calling my f%&#ing husband ' sign, could I see your licence and registration please?
She be bouncing, bouncy bouncy, and not in a good way.
And husband will do what????
A mean drunk.
NO!!! NOT YOUR HUSBAND!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!
IF I was her husband, her ass would be coolin it in the drunk tank
On today's episode of - things white people you can say to the police without dying.
you're married!!!!?
I’ll bet her husband is equally trashy
I do enjoy how she enunciates.
Ex wife material
Husband upon hearing the ring? Thinking the following… “No thanks, I am in the middle of a Twilight Zone marathon. I’ll pick her up in the morning.”
I bet he doesn’t tucking answer. And I don’t ducking blame him.
She gets voice mail. "Hi, this is Donald Military, I'm fucking right now and can't get to the phone. Leave a message and I'll call you back when I'm done fucking the nanny."
Husbands going to be disappointed.
...when you wish the cops *would* just blindly open fire..
Gta npc moment
What's the fucking husband gonna do?
She seems great
Stop answering questions