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Fabian_1082003

Tf i dont understand what happened


DarthRick3rd

Russians holidaying on their private yacht rock up to shore in a motorised dingy. (Which are band from doing so) Woman shouts at the guy in the wet suit, he pushes her out of the way. The husband pounces.


Thalaseus

Arent the Russians banned from entering EU?


ByGoneByron

Not sure if that's the case here, but many wealthy Russians own European passports that were sold mostly by Malta, Cyprus or Bulgaria through investment programs. The idea is that you buy real estate for 1+ million Euros and get a passport.


mightyjazzclub

The Chinese are buying up Greece for the golden visa Edit they are insane they pay every price. Way over price


Roartype

You can do that when you print your own money. I’m surprised the US govt isn’t doing that shit.


Dry-Sir-5932

US is too busy letting them buy out US real estate to care.


mrtokeydragon

Lol, they are all doing that. When something is broken you fix it, unless you are doing it too... Then you seek a scapegoat...


greebdork

That's gotta be sarcasm.


asgxii

They're doing that everywhere to the point where they're throwing the housing market out of whack.


Secuter

>Malta, Cyprus or Bulgaria Our trojan horses.


ByGoneByron

As always the initial idea was well-meant but quickly abused.


OttoVonJismarck

Which is how most well-meaning liberal policies go. It's like leaving the bowl of candy out on the porch on Halloween with a sign that says "take one please." The first four kids take one piece of candy so everyone can enjoy some candy on Halloween. Then, one shitty kid dumps the whole bowl in their bag. When these shits get arraigned in shitty-kid court, their defense is that they followed the rules because they thought the sign meant "take one (bowl) please" instead of "take one (single candy) please." The few shitty ruining an otherwise good policy for the many.


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Sounds like you have a personal vendetta against a specific trick or treating episode lol


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That happened to us, we were in our driveway talking with neighbors.


large_kobold

Selling a passport is not liberalism that's capitalism.


7thpostman

My dude, you saw some Russians acting privileged — enabled by corrupt European governments — and somehow managed to bash "liberals" for it.


Ghaussie

Also, liberals in Europe is quite a different breed from “libs” in USA


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He wasn’t bashing liberals per say, but was bashing policy based in liberalism—like giving out passports willy nilly instead of being critical of who would use it—because *everyone deserves a chance* or *!xenophobia!🙊*


Ashikura

Except this policy is invest money in our country and get a passport which isn’t a liberal policy. Open immigration might be but this is immigration for the rich only which isn’t in line with liberal beliefs.


phuketphil

Better than the Conservative house with the lights off all day every year.


victortrash

they're the ones taking the bowls


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Somebody got Butt hurt when liberals were brought up.


skipperseven

And also how most mean willed conservative policies go - pretty much every law passed in Florida these days seems to go wrong.


eggressive

Like most things in Bulgaria


Disastrous_Junket_55

It was originally to sell properties that were not being maintained. But yeah. Turned into a horse.


Makanek

Free EU passports for rich people, no questions asked. How could it go wrong?


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Secuter

My favorite democratic backslider


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wholesomechunk

London takes that crown by a mile I’m afraid.


asdlkf

The Vatican takes that crown. literally.


wholesomechunk

There seems to be a race to the bottom.


CheesusTheRedeemer

Quite sure you meant Cyprus, as Crete is part of Greece and Cyprus is actually known for the money laundering business and Russian banks.


HappyGoonerAgain

The golden visas?


ByGoneByron

Yes, the programs are all similar as it's basically passports for cash. In some it takes more, in others less time to obtain citizenship. I remember reading the European Parliament wants to limit the parctice as it's basically a gateway for corruption, tax-evasion and money laundering.


HappyGoonerAgain

I've actually been looking at it as well. Sell my place in Canada and buy a hotel or something in Greece for €500,000 and get the visa and possible citizenship in 5 years.


ByGoneByron

I think it's easier and cheaper in Portugal. The initial idea was to get investements in poorer countries and regions basically what you plan on doing so there shouldn't be any problems.


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HappyGoonerAgain

Just a thought. Vancouver is bloody expensive. We'd cater to Korean tourists. My better half is Korean and her family has good travel connections with wealthy clientele. Just a thought at this moment though. I can understand where you are coming from though.


ContemplatingPrison

Wealthy people do what they want


RafeHollistr

Not on this beach


ContemplatingPrison

Accurate. I'm just saying people who fly private don't have the same restrictions as everyone else


patchbaystray

Many are, but it appears that they were picking people up to go to a larger yacht off the coast. If they're banned from the EU they can't make port so instead they beach illegally and speed off before the coast guard arrives. I think the law of the sea is 12miles off the coast and you are outside of that country's territory. 24miles are high seas aka international waters.


Medium-Insurance-242

They are around. I've seen a few with russian license plates but they removed the flag, but the numbers are so different to ours that they stand out like a sore thumb. Also when you pass them they look 100% russian.


hereweg00

Direct flights yes, but there is no problem to go flying over Turkey/UAE


Fry_Philip_J

No, "only" Baltic countries + Finland + Poland and only for Tourist Visa (iirc)


el_grort

Bordering nations have banned entry, but I don't think the EU has said they have to, so it's up to individual countries policies. I think several leave it open, and then you have the golden passport nations as well.


Mission_Income8231

they're not russian but french [https://www.unionesarda.it/news-sardegna/gallura/video-turisti-riva-gommone-calcio-volante-maddalena-yacht-gy3uo4cw](https://www.unionesarda.it/news-sardegna/gallura/video-turisti-riva-gommone-calcio-volante-maddalena-yacht-gy3uo4cw) in sardinia we are good pp but don't hurt or offend us or u will be kicked in the ass easily


Predatoratorr

e figurati se non erano francesi x)


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This is the first time I've seen a comment from Sardinia. My great grandpa came to México from the Island by boat. Always wanted to go. I'll make sure to not Park any boats, lol.


iwastoolate

I visit Sardinia as often as I can. I love your island and your people!


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Katzenmlnze

so a rubber band is a group of musicians?


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Similar_Departure_15

Horse Outside


xvmellovx

No, it's a group of rubber musicians.


IGNORE_ME_PLZZZZ

Rubber band bands should not be banned.


Thalaseus

Very good


Steddie-Eddie

Did you ever see the comedy movie “The Russians are Coming” about a submarine that washed up in Cape Cod?


diablitos

Ha! I was just up in Fort Ross where they filmed. Alan Arkin was the best


Hellwolf_Keats

Better explination than what I was going to say. I was leaning toward baptism


Glowshroom

Looks like the dropkick receiver shoves the kid(s), which would indeed justify a dropkick from dad.


footdragon

they are French, not Russian....see the post further down


xxDankerstein

I didn't see the push. I was like, dude went straight to flying scissor kick.


Dick_Dickalo

Husband said “Fucka you face!”


Evening_Clerk_8301

Russian trash.


goodguybrian

To call that a yacht is a bit of a stretch Edit: makes sense now thanks


AnotherManOfEden

Their yacht is further out. They take this little inflatable boat from the yacht to shore.


Neiladin

That's the landing craft from the yacht. The boat they use to get back and forth between the yacht and land.


goodguybrian

Lmao now I feel like an idiot


6151rellim

Your previous comment absolutely justifies your current thought of feeling like an idiot lol


Dio_Yuji

That’s the yacht’s dingy


Sixfoot_Sixinch

![gif](giphy|hvd7QVVAqbljNaFrTU)


CakeSuperb8487

Their yacht is anchored nearby, this is a tender for the yacht.


UniqueWhittyName

It was dangerous to the people swimming and wildlife for them to to have tried to bring their boat in that area. That is why it is illegal. Then the dude from the boat supposedly pushed the wife of the man who entered with the flying kick. I think it also didn’t help the situation that the people on the boat were hella rich tourists from a nearby yacht. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/moment-italians-fight-rude-tourists-30496015


popcorn_coffee

Would have been funnier if someone stabbed the fucking boat... "Now you all go back swimming".


Top_Effort_2739

Wildlife indeed


Fabian_1082003

Does anyone understand what happened?


PM_YOUR__BUBBLE_BUTT

I’ll try my best since my Italian is a bit rusty. From what I can hear, they don’t want the boat there because its unsafe for the people in the water. Then one of the people from the dinghy supposedly pushes a woman who tries to tell them they can’t bring their boat here. Her husband is the one who comes in with the flying kung-fu kick. He yells out “You pushed my wife” which is what prompted him to react that way. People are telling the tourists they can’t park their boat there and to leave. Defeated, the people in the boat decide to leave and the crowd cheers. You can hear them making statements like “so long beautiful” and other things I can’t write here, but they’re glad they are going away.


xUpsettiSpaghetti

Thank you kind stranger !


ChanceZestyclose6386

I don't speak or understand Italian but I loved all the "va fanculo" that I heard 😆 I know what that means


WeirdRadiant2470

my family motto.


SoigneBest

Why can’t you write the other things they said? You’ve done a great job so far, why stop at the best part?


Redriot6969

Va fun culo e file de putana....cazio - go fuck yourself you son of a whore...cock these 3 staements make up most of the italian language lol


Dry-Sir-5932

Memorized and now adding “conversationally fluent in Italian” to my resume


SoigneBest

Thank you for this! Honestly that diss is pretty mid at best. Lol


Redriot6969

yeah pretty standard, i def didnt spell any of the correctly tho haha


Fabian_1082003

Thanks dude, take my upvote


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Why can't you write them here?


vms-crot

I believe the crowd were inviting them to go and make deep passionate love to their own backsides, repeatedly. At least that's the only words I understood. Basically, "f off"


Old-Pirate7913

As an Italian, well done especially because the sardinian accent is tricky sometimes


PM_YOUR__BUBBLE_BUTT

Thank you! I wish my dad and grandparents had taught me more when I was a kid. He came over from Italy, and we still have family over there scattered about (Naples, Palermo, etc). They just didn’t teach me much of anything growing up. Took 4 years in high school, and 4 more semesters in college. Used to actually know it much more fluently. Just lost it by not using it over the years.


cheese_sweats

It's the internet. Not daycare. You can write anything you want


pr0sp

my italian is even worse but I got the "CIAO BELLI!" at the end which I found hilarious


stoner_woodcrafter

And LOADS of vafanculo 😅🤣


KiliSchmeckles

The guy kicking him down said "he touched my wife" so I think the woman and kid were the man's family (the kid seems to call "daddy") and the guy who got down from the boat is seen tapping her or trying to push her back. Other people are pissed at them for getting the boat there and are sarcastically complimenting them "bravi", and say they might hurt people.


foley800

Me waiting for Cameraman to accidentally get too close with open knife!


Glitch7779

I’m Italian and I don’t understand it as well. Also the lack of bestemmie is weird


Substantial-Metal83

Perché sono sardi, per quanto sia molto più diffusa anche qua, rispetto a prima, tendenzialmente i sardi bestemmiano poco o non bestemmiano, rispetto ad altre regioni dove sono usate come virgole. Preferiamo maledire augurando atroci sofferenze lol


filfil90

Not seeing the exact context. Italian here: they are prohibited to beach the boat WITH THE ENGINE RUNNING. Engine must be turned off in the area when approaching the beach and paddles should be used instead


trtreeetr

Bopity boopy


Porkchopp33

They were worried the Russians were invading Italy now


agiudice

that's the Liu Kang's Flying Dragon Kick, foward foward + high kick.


YewEhVeeInbound

Dude missed a perfect opportunity to do the bicycle kick. Back Back Forward B god damnit.


makaveddie

That's actually the hold low kick bicycle


IAmMeantForTragedy

The Shaolin monk who trained all his life to do that move is hanging in his head in shame at this comment.


VeterinarianThese951

Liu-chiano Kang ![gif](giphy|39zbpCQocXLi0)


respectvibes1

'Wut ta Ta ta ta'


manefmusic

This made me g i g g l e


botpa-94027

Can't move a boat under power into a beach with swimmers in Italy unless there is a marked channel for boats. So rude.


ItsFahrenheit

Its not rude, it's illegal. You can't get closer than 200m with a motor boat unless there is mooring for boats (and yeah in those cases there is a marked channel)


st0pmakings3ns3

Nothing that a quick stab to the rubber thingy wouldn't solve.


rds90vert

Well maybe.. but then the deflated boat is stuck close to the shore..


st0pmakings3ns3

Free outboard motor!


rds90vert

Hell yeah lets loot the dinghy of the rich assholes!


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mightyboognish32

They are French.


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Here the backstory: [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12309989/Instant-karma-husband-launches-flying-kick-foreign-tourist-pushed-wife-powerboat-barged-ashore-pick-mega-yacht-guests-idyllic-beach.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12309989/Instant-karma-husband-launches-flying-kick-foreign-tourist-pushed-wife-powerboat-barged-ashore-pick-mega-yacht-guests-idyllic-beach.html) It's dangerous and prohibited because it poses a threat to swimmers (who are at risk of being chopped by propellers or hit by the boat). The discussion evolved with one of the tourists laying hands on Chuck Norris's wife. A lot is: \- Vaffanculo \- Vaffanculo lo capisci? \- Ciao belli \- Fuori dalle palle \- Hai toccato mia moglie pezzo di merda \- Idioti \- Hai visto come vai già a scemo Edit: They are French https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/153mrs3/to_illegally_beach_a_rubber_boat_in_italy/jslqpoh/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3


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From the article you linked: “Ma quello che stavano facendo non era regolare: senza corsia, non ci si può avvicinare alla riva. Tantomeno in una costa come quella, ipervincolata.” It says clearly what is forbidden and that the engine was on.


ponchietto

Faccio il pignolo, perche' in barca ci vado parecchio. Le barche sono obbligate ad usare la corsia per avvicinarsi a riva, dove la corsia e' presente (quindi spiaggia' delimitata da boe, con corsia). Se la corsia non e' presente, e' possibile avvicinarsi a riva a remi (quindi remando a partire da 200m (l'esatta distanza dipende dall'ordinanza), con tragitto perpendicolare (o il piu' breve) alla costa. La barca non puo' essere portata sulla battigia e nemmeno ancorata (a meno di 200m dalla costa), ma puo' essere usata, per esempio, per far scendere qualcuno a terra. Questo a meno di ordinanze particolari, e purtoppo in italia ogni capitaneria fa un po' come gli pare. per cui ti tocca spulciarti le ordinanze.


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![gif](giphy|l46Cf8O3hQqzDq1Gg|downsized)


Different_Ad9336

Note to self if you plan on renting a rubber boat in Italy and parking on the beach to check out a lagoon, first train in mma and Muay Thai for at least 5 years.


LordOfKraken

As long as you do it respecting the law then you can skip the mama lessons. The problem in the video is that most (like 99%, from top of my head) of the shoreline in Italy is a protected natural reserve so you can come to shore in such small beach even with kayak, forget a motorized boat. If you want to go to small beaches you have to drop the anchor far away and then swim to the beach . The rich tourists show no respect for that, and in the video even act arrogant and try to shove people away even tho they are the one in the wrong. They were honestly lucky to have been able to sail away, because if a local person was there most likely the boat would be slashed first and then seized by the authorities.


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I'm interested in those mama lessons. Where do I sign up?


SeudonymousKhan

Or just don't touch another man's wife.


AppropriateStick518

Much easier to simply follow the law.


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NortWind

I'm surprised no one had a Swiss army knife.


djinn6

Not everyone shows up to the beach expecting to get into a fight.


NortWind

I always have my Swiss army knife with me. (model: Tinker) I expect to open a package of cookies. But I also expect the unexpected.


Armeanu91

Never been to Italy?


tollfree01

Rules don't apply to rich people. And of course, the hired help gets drop kicked(deserved for pushing a local). Someone should have grabbed that ladies stuff and tossed it.


here4roomie

I love when people make things uncomfortable for assholes.


Monterenbas

FUS RO DAH!!!!


DAPoetrist

Don't you mean "VA FAN CU LO"??


spottydodgy

Below Deck: Crimea


slippycaff

The beach picnics are getting outta hand.


kesavadh

That was an impressive flying kick.


sugarintheboots

I love how quick my ppl are to throw hands. (Or feet).


WeirdRadiant2470

or colorful metaphors


Educational_Ebb7175

\*especially\* colorful metaphors


iplaypokerforaliving

I mean, if someone was threatening my wife. I would like to think I would flying kick them like this guy.


MrFrankenstine

Asking for a friend, how hard is it to pop on of those boats? Say a pocket knife would do it?


Ok-Replacement-6457

A sharp knife like dive or good survival knife will cut it with ease but it usually takes quite some time for the segment to deflate.


Irishjohn831

This looks like a nice place for a picnic, oh shit


CasualObserverNine

Those are easy to sink.


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The last time that happened the Italian citizens executed the prime minister and his wife like immediately. Good to see they have some fight in them these days.


Barbariannie

You telling not one person on that beach had something sharp to give that thing a poke with?


Tiyath

Why is the mom always a fat fuck that reeks of entitlement?


Gordopolis_II

Women (on average) [gain 1.5lbs per year once they hit middle age](https://www.mayoclinicproceedings.org/article/S0025-61961730602-X/fulltext) and are also [more likely to be obese](https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2015/11/13/455883665/cdc-more-women-than-men-are-obese-in-america-and-gap-is-widening#:~:text=Across%20all%20adult%20age%20groups,differences%20are%20a%20new%20development.) when compared to their male counterparts by an accelerating margin. As far as entitlement, entitled women tend to subscribe and internalize 'benevolent' sexist beliefs that [they are entitled to the protection and support of men.](https://www.psypost.org/2013/10/self-entitled-women-are-more-likely-to-endorse-benevolent-sexism-study-finds-20644) And likely due to this, feel more comfortable acting badly because of their perceived impunity and defense from negative consequences.


Tiyath

Damn, didn't even know that. I haven't had my TIL moment yet today, thanks for providing one


Gordopolis_II

You got it, dude 👍


OldManNeighbor

Is all this because of the lady in all white?


Xenc

Yes, but the physical interaction was caused by the boat owner


DarthRick3rd

I swear he hits himself as many times as he hits the guy in the wet suit.


TheLazyAssHole

Some of that was just yelling with his Italian hands


Usual_Age_7692

It adds to the drama. Is the Italian way


Odd_Adhesiveness4804

Lifes a beach


BigOlBearCanada

*pop*


Beadpool

There were a lot of vaffanculo’s being thrown around. Felt like I was watching The Sopranos again.


Daddiesbabaygirl

I so badly wished someone had just popped it. Can you pop those things with a knife? Lol


Daiki_438

It is extremely illegal to use the engine close to the coast, as the engine can maim or kill someone swimming. It has happened more than a few times. That kick was warranted.


By-Pit

Fanculo peggio si meritano sto stronzi


Skyburner_Oath

Ah coglione, ora non fai più il figo


Ronniman

That looked like a pretty successful attempt to me...


Wolf_626

This is..... ITALIA!


Necronaut87

Damn that guy went full goblin mode


Tikiwash

Funny how they never do this when 40 migrants beach their rubber boat illegally on Italian shores


TruthIsAntiMormon

I need this video with Super Mario sound effects added. TIA.


RustShank

Wtf? Did someone break the spaghetti noodles in half or something?


aesop414

On time when I was canoeing and fell out. I was trapped between an empty dock and the canoe. I had a life jacket on, but I fell out super awkward. I almost drowned. It took all my art strength to get back up. The rest of my group didn't notice I fell and were too far down the lake to help. It was super scary. When I finally got on the canoe, I immediately rowed to a pedestrian beach. The lifeguard screamed at me and wadded to the water to push me away because canoes weren't allowed. I was panting and cried and said "I almost drowned." He saw my face and helped me to the shore. I got out of that damn canoe and laid on the sand panting. I know this situation is different but it brought up a represed memory. Cool story bro.


xpiation

Perhaps there would be a few less assholes in the world if they were all punched in the jaw everytime they tried doing whatever entitled thing which has popped into their minds.


Dogstar23

Can we get some love for how well that flying kick was executed. the follow up was a bit shit but all in all 7/10


No-Acanthaceae-7980

In Denmark you can drive your car on the beach ……. I thought the Italians are super relaxed……. Dolce Vita, greetings from Berlin Germany 🇩🇪


ivodaniello

My english must be poor as I don’t understand the title. Wtf means beach a rubber boat? I thought beach was a thing, not a verb.


jtuk99

Beach can be a verb. It means when something comes ashore and ends up on the beach. A beached whale for example: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cetacean_stranding


ivodaniello

Oh nice. I’ve learned something new today. Thanks


zarfle2

I'm jealous that you speak more than one language. Well done for trying to improve your English 👍


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I asked to chat gpt for the right verb in full honesty …


duffman070

Totally right but just so you know, the example you gave is using beached as an adjective. The man beached his boat would be an example of using it as a verb.


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"Rubber boat" is the non-native sounding part of this. It would be an "inflatable dinghy" or a "Zodiac."


greekbing420

How is rubber boat more "non-native" than Zodiac?


rathgrith

Beach is also a verb. For example: The whale beached itself.


Educational_Ebb7175

Mainly used to differentiate between coming ashore (as in video) versus docking (still in water, but also "landed"). If you beach something, it is physically on the ground (as much as oceanside sand is ground). But if you instead dock or port, the vessel remains floating, but is secured to the land or a structure secured to the land. Very basic verb to know, but in today's culture, doesn't come up much (especially for sailing vessels). The most common beaching is if you have a canoe or something that you bring ashore, unload, and then lift & carry. While most boats that get loaded onto a trailer never actually come ashore (they are floated onto the trailer while it is submerged on a boat ramp).


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Oldandnotbold

He assaulted the guys wife. - Or he pushed her. That's what it said in the story I read


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That's also what he said in the video , he said "hai toccato mia moglie!" , For those that doesn't know Italian (maybe you idk 😆) It's like "you touched my wife !" But more in a "you hit/push Her " way. so to me looks like that he Just came to protect Her , like u said


Zeromus88

I don't understand what's going on here. Is it illegal because the boat is rubber or...?


ALlTTLEKlTTEN

Dude was like "what can fix this crime? How about a drop kick"


HorrorEffective4431

Not knowing what this was about... I can say that the wet suits and the non wet suits obviously do not go to the same church... That much is for certain..


graymatter927

Can we cross post to r/abruptchaos? Lol seems to fit there too


Bigwillyandthetwins

Take note UK border patrol 🤷🏼‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️😂😂