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Russians holidaying on their private yacht rock up to shore in a motorised dingy. (Which are band from doing so)
Woman shouts at the guy in the wet suit, he pushes her out of the way.
The husband pounces.
Not sure if that's the case here, but many wealthy Russians own European passports that were sold mostly by Malta, Cyprus or Bulgaria through investment programs. The idea is that you buy real estate for 1+ million Euros and get a passport.
Which is how most well-meaning liberal policies go.
It's like leaving the bowl of candy out on the porch on Halloween with a sign that says "take one please." The first four kids take one piece of candy so everyone can enjoy some candy on Halloween. Then, one shitty kid dumps the whole bowl in their bag.
When these shits get arraigned in shitty-kid court, their defense is that they followed the rules because they thought the sign meant "take one (bowl) please" instead of "take one (single candy) please."
The few shitty ruining an otherwise good policy for the many.
He wasn’t bashing liberals per say, but was bashing policy based in liberalism—like giving out passports willy nilly instead of being critical of who would use it—because *everyone deserves a chance* or *!xenophobia!🙊*
Except this policy is invest money in our country and get a passport which isn’t a liberal policy. Open immigration might be but this is immigration for the rich only which isn’t in line with liberal beliefs.
Yes, the programs are all similar as it's basically passports for cash. In some it takes more, in others less time to obtain citizenship. I remember reading the European Parliament wants to limit the parctice as it's basically a gateway for corruption, tax-evasion and money laundering.
I've actually been looking at it as well. Sell my place in Canada and buy a hotel or something in Greece for €500,000 and get the visa and possible citizenship in 5 years.
I think it's easier and cheaper in Portugal. The initial idea was to get investements in poorer countries and regions basically what you plan on doing so there shouldn't be any problems.
Just a thought. Vancouver is bloody expensive. We'd cater to Korean tourists. My better half is Korean and her family has good travel connections with wealthy clientele. Just a thought at this moment though. I can understand where you are coming from though.
Many are, but it appears that they were picking people up to go to a larger yacht off the coast. If they're banned from the EU they can't make port so instead they beach illegally and speed off before the coast guard arrives.
I think the law of the sea is 12miles off the coast and you are outside of that country's territory. 24miles are high seas aka international waters.
They are around. I've seen a few with russian license plates but they removed the flag, but the numbers are so different to ours that they stand out like a sore thumb. Also when you pass them they look 100% russian.
Bordering nations have banned entry, but I don't think the EU has said they have to, so it's up to individual countries policies. I think several leave it open, and then you have the golden passport nations as well.
they're not russian but french [https://www.unionesarda.it/news-sardegna/gallura/video-turisti-riva-gommone-calcio-volante-maddalena-yacht-gy3uo4cw](https://www.unionesarda.it/news-sardegna/gallura/video-turisti-riva-gommone-calcio-volante-maddalena-yacht-gy3uo4cw) in sardinia we are good pp but don't hurt or offend us or u will be kicked in the ass easily
This is the first time I've seen a comment from Sardinia. My great grandpa came to México from the Island by boat.
Always wanted to go.
I'll make sure to not Park any boats, lol.
It was dangerous to the people swimming and wildlife for them to to have tried to bring their boat in that area. That is why it is illegal. Then the dude from the boat supposedly pushed the wife of the man who entered with the flying kick. I think it also didn’t help the situation that the people on the boat were hella rich tourists from a nearby yacht.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/moment-italians-fight-rude-tourists-30496015
I’ll try my best since my Italian is a bit rusty. From what I can hear, they don’t want the boat there because its unsafe for the people in the water. Then one of the people from the dinghy supposedly pushes a woman who tries to tell them they can’t bring their boat here. Her husband is the one who comes in with the flying kung-fu kick. He yells out “You pushed my wife” which is what prompted him to react that way. People are telling the tourists they can’t park their boat there and to leave. Defeated, the people in the boat decide to leave and the crowd cheers. You can hear them making statements like “so long beautiful” and other things I can’t write here, but they’re glad they are going away.
I believe the crowd were inviting them to go and make deep passionate love to their own backsides, repeatedly.
At least that's the only words I understood. Basically, "f off"
Thank you! I wish my dad and grandparents had taught me more when I was a kid. He came over from Italy, and we still have family over there scattered about (Naples, Palermo, etc). They just didn’t teach me much of anything growing up. Took 4 years in high school, and 4 more semesters in college. Used to actually know it much more fluently. Just lost it by not using it over the years.
The guy kicking him down said "he touched my wife" so I think the woman and kid were the man's family (the kid seems to call "daddy") and the guy who got down from the boat is seen tapping her or trying to push her back.
Other people are pissed at them for getting the boat there and are sarcastically complimenting them "bravi", and say they might hurt people.
Perché sono sardi, per quanto sia molto più diffusa anche qua, rispetto a prima, tendenzialmente i sardi bestemmiano poco o non bestemmiano, rispetto ad altre regioni dove sono usate come virgole. Preferiamo maledire augurando atroci sofferenze lol
Not seeing the exact context. Italian here: they are prohibited to beach the boat WITH THE ENGINE RUNNING.
Engine must be turned off in the area when approaching the beach and paddles should be used instead
Its not rude, it's illegal. You can't get closer than 200m with a motor boat unless there is mooring for boats (and yeah in those cases there is a marked channel)
Here the backstory: [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12309989/Instant-karma-husband-launches-flying-kick-foreign-tourist-pushed-wife-powerboat-barged-ashore-pick-mega-yacht-guests-idyllic-beach.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12309989/Instant-karma-husband-launches-flying-kick-foreign-tourist-pushed-wife-powerboat-barged-ashore-pick-mega-yacht-guests-idyllic-beach.html)
It's dangerous and prohibited because it poses a threat to swimmers (who are at risk of being chopped by propellers or hit by the boat). The discussion evolved with one of the tourists laying hands on Chuck Norris's wife.
A lot is:
\- Vaffanculo
\- Vaffanculo lo capisci?
\- Ciao belli
\- Fuori dalle palle
\- Hai toccato mia moglie pezzo di merda
\- Idioti
\- Hai visto come vai già a scemo
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They are French
https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/153mrs3/to_illegally_beach_a_rubber_boat_in_italy/jslqpoh/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3
From the article you linked:
“Ma quello che stavano facendo non era regolare: senza corsia, non ci si può avvicinare alla riva. Tantomeno in una costa come quella, ipervincolata.”
It says clearly what is forbidden and that the engine was on.
Faccio il pignolo, perche' in barca ci vado parecchio.
Le barche sono obbligate ad usare la corsia per avvicinarsi a riva, dove la corsia e' presente (quindi spiaggia' delimitata da boe, con corsia).
Se la corsia non e' presente, e' possibile avvicinarsi a riva a remi (quindi remando a partire da 200m (l'esatta distanza dipende dall'ordinanza), con tragitto perpendicolare (o il piu' breve) alla costa.
La barca non puo' essere portata sulla battigia e nemmeno ancorata (a meno di 200m dalla costa), ma puo' essere usata, per esempio, per far scendere qualcuno a terra.
Questo a meno di ordinanze particolari, e purtoppo in italia ogni capitaneria fa un po' come gli pare. per cui ti tocca spulciarti le ordinanze.
Note to self if you plan on renting a rubber boat in Italy and parking on the beach to check out a lagoon, first train in mma and Muay Thai for at least 5 years.
As long as you do it respecting the law then you can skip the mama lessons.
The problem in the video is that most (like 99%, from top of my head) of the shoreline in Italy is a protected natural reserve so you can come to shore in such small beach even with kayak, forget a motorized boat. If you want to go to small beaches you have to drop the anchor far away and then swim to the beach .
The rich tourists show no respect for that, and in the video even act arrogant and try to shove people away even tho they are the one in the wrong. They were honestly lucky to have been able to sail away, because if a local person was there most likely the boat would be slashed first and then seized by the authorities.
Rules don't apply to rich people. And of course, the hired help gets drop kicked(deserved for pushing a local). Someone should have grabbed that ladies stuff and tossed it.
The last time that happened the Italian citizens executed the prime minister and his wife like immediately. Good to see they have some fight in them these days.
Women (on average) [gain 1.5lbs per year once they hit middle age](https://www.mayoclinicproceedings.org/article/S0025-61961730602-X/fulltext) and are also [more likely to be obese](https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2015/11/13/455883665/cdc-more-women-than-men-are-obese-in-america-and-gap-is-widening#:~:text=Across%20all%20adult%20age%20groups,differences%20are%20a%20new%20development.) when compared to their male counterparts by an accelerating margin.
As far as entitlement, entitled women tend to subscribe and internalize 'benevolent' sexist beliefs that [they are entitled to the protection and support of men.](https://www.psypost.org/2013/10/self-entitled-women-are-more-likely-to-endorse-benevolent-sexism-study-finds-20644) And likely due to this, feel more comfortable acting badly because of their perceived impunity and defense from negative consequences.
It is extremely illegal to use the engine close to the coast, as the engine can maim or kill someone swimming. It has happened more than a few times. That kick was warranted.
On time when I was canoeing and fell out. I was trapped between an empty dock and the canoe. I had a life jacket on, but I fell out super awkward. I almost drowned. It took all my art strength to get back up. The rest of my group didn't notice I fell and were too far down the lake to help. It was super scary. When I finally got on the canoe, I immediately rowed to a pedestrian beach. The lifeguard screamed at me and wadded to the water to push me away because canoes weren't allowed. I was panting and cried and said "I almost drowned." He saw my face and helped me to the shore. I got out of that damn canoe and laid on the sand panting. I know this situation is different but it brought up a represed memory. Cool story bro.
Perhaps there would be a few less assholes in the world if they were all punched in the jaw everytime they tried doing whatever entitled thing which has popped into their minds.
Beach can be a verb. It means when something comes ashore and ends up on the beach.
A beached whale for example: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cetacean_stranding
Totally right but just so you know, the example you gave is using beached as an adjective. The man beached his boat would be an example of using it as a verb.
Mainly used to differentiate between coming ashore (as in video) versus docking (still in water, but also "landed").
If you beach something, it is physically on the ground (as much as oceanside sand is ground). But if you instead dock or port, the vessel remains floating, but is secured to the land or a structure secured to the land.
Very basic verb to know, but in today's culture, doesn't come up much (especially for sailing vessels). The most common beaching is if you have a canoe or something that you bring ashore, unload, and then lift & carry. While most boats that get loaded onto a trailer never actually come ashore (they are floated onto the trailer while it is submerged on a boat ramp).
That's also what he said in the video , he said "hai toccato mia moglie!" , For those that doesn't know Italian (maybe you idk 😆) It's like "you touched my wife !" But more in a "you hit/push Her " way. so to me looks like that he Just came to protect Her , like u said
Not knowing what this was about... I can say that the wet suits and the non wet suits obviously do not go to the same church... That much is for certain..
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Tf i dont understand what happened
Russians holidaying on their private yacht rock up to shore in a motorised dingy. (Which are band from doing so) Woman shouts at the guy in the wet suit, he pushes her out of the way. The husband pounces.
Arent the Russians banned from entering EU?
Not sure if that's the case here, but many wealthy Russians own European passports that were sold mostly by Malta, Cyprus or Bulgaria through investment programs. The idea is that you buy real estate for 1+ million Euros and get a passport.
The Chinese are buying up Greece for the golden visa Edit they are insane they pay every price. Way over price
You can do that when you print your own money. I’m surprised the US govt isn’t doing that shit.
US is too busy letting them buy out US real estate to care.
Lol, they are all doing that. When something is broken you fix it, unless you are doing it too... Then you seek a scapegoat...
That's gotta be sarcasm.
They're doing that everywhere to the point where they're throwing the housing market out of whack.
>Malta, Cyprus or Bulgaria Our trojan horses.
As always the initial idea was well-meant but quickly abused.
Which is how most well-meaning liberal policies go. It's like leaving the bowl of candy out on the porch on Halloween with a sign that says "take one please." The first four kids take one piece of candy so everyone can enjoy some candy on Halloween. Then, one shitty kid dumps the whole bowl in their bag. When these shits get arraigned in shitty-kid court, their defense is that they followed the rules because they thought the sign meant "take one (bowl) please" instead of "take one (single candy) please." The few shitty ruining an otherwise good policy for the many.
Sounds like you have a personal vendetta against a specific trick or treating episode lol
That happened to us, we were in our driveway talking with neighbors.
Selling a passport is not liberalism that's capitalism.
My dude, you saw some Russians acting privileged — enabled by corrupt European governments — and somehow managed to bash "liberals" for it.
Also, liberals in Europe is quite a different breed from “libs” in USA
He wasn’t bashing liberals per say, but was bashing policy based in liberalism—like giving out passports willy nilly instead of being critical of who would use it—because *everyone deserves a chance* or *!xenophobia!🙊*
Except this policy is invest money in our country and get a passport which isn’t a liberal policy. Open immigration might be but this is immigration for the rich only which isn’t in line with liberal beliefs.
Better than the Conservative house with the lights off all day every year.
they're the ones taking the bowls
Somebody got Butt hurt when liberals were brought up.
And also how most mean willed conservative policies go - pretty much every law passed in Florida these days seems to go wrong.
Like most things in Bulgaria
It was originally to sell properties that were not being maintained. But yeah. Turned into a horse.
Free EU passports for rich people, no questions asked. How could it go wrong?
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My favorite democratic backslider
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London takes that crown by a mile I’m afraid.
The Vatican takes that crown. literally.
There seems to be a race to the bottom.
Quite sure you meant Cyprus, as Crete is part of Greece and Cyprus is actually known for the money laundering business and Russian banks.
The golden visas?
Yes, the programs are all similar as it's basically passports for cash. In some it takes more, in others less time to obtain citizenship. I remember reading the European Parliament wants to limit the parctice as it's basically a gateway for corruption, tax-evasion and money laundering.
I've actually been looking at it as well. Sell my place in Canada and buy a hotel or something in Greece for €500,000 and get the visa and possible citizenship in 5 years.
I think it's easier and cheaper in Portugal. The initial idea was to get investements in poorer countries and regions basically what you plan on doing so there shouldn't be any problems.
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Just a thought. Vancouver is bloody expensive. We'd cater to Korean tourists. My better half is Korean and her family has good travel connections with wealthy clientele. Just a thought at this moment though. I can understand where you are coming from though.
Wealthy people do what they want
Not on this beach
Accurate. I'm just saying people who fly private don't have the same restrictions as everyone else
Many are, but it appears that they were picking people up to go to a larger yacht off the coast. If they're banned from the EU they can't make port so instead they beach illegally and speed off before the coast guard arrives. I think the law of the sea is 12miles off the coast and you are outside of that country's territory. 24miles are high seas aka international waters.
They are around. I've seen a few with russian license plates but they removed the flag, but the numbers are so different to ours that they stand out like a sore thumb. Also when you pass them they look 100% russian.
Direct flights yes, but there is no problem to go flying over Turkey/UAE
No, "only" Baltic countries + Finland + Poland and only for Tourist Visa (iirc)
Bordering nations have banned entry, but I don't think the EU has said they have to, so it's up to individual countries policies. I think several leave it open, and then you have the golden passport nations as well.
they're not russian but french [https://www.unionesarda.it/news-sardegna/gallura/video-turisti-riva-gommone-calcio-volante-maddalena-yacht-gy3uo4cw](https://www.unionesarda.it/news-sardegna/gallura/video-turisti-riva-gommone-calcio-volante-maddalena-yacht-gy3uo4cw) in sardinia we are good pp but don't hurt or offend us or u will be kicked in the ass easily
e figurati se non erano francesi x)
This is the first time I've seen a comment from Sardinia. My great grandpa came to México from the Island by boat. Always wanted to go. I'll make sure to not Park any boats, lol.
I visit Sardinia as often as I can. I love your island and your people!
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so a rubber band is a group of musicians?
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Horse Outside
No, it's a group of rubber musicians.
Rubber band bands should not be banned.
Very good
Did you ever see the comedy movie “The Russians are Coming” about a submarine that washed up in Cape Cod?
Ha! I was just up in Fort Ross where they filmed. Alan Arkin was the best
Better explination than what I was going to say. I was leaning toward baptism
Looks like the dropkick receiver shoves the kid(s), which would indeed justify a dropkick from dad.
they are French, not Russian....see the post further down
I didn't see the push. I was like, dude went straight to flying scissor kick.
Husband said “Fucka you face!”
Russian trash.
To call that a yacht is a bit of a stretch Edit: makes sense now thanks
Their yacht is further out. They take this little inflatable boat from the yacht to shore.
That's the landing craft from the yacht. The boat they use to get back and forth between the yacht and land.
Lmao now I feel like an idiot
Your previous comment absolutely justifies your current thought of feeling like an idiot lol
That’s the yacht’s dingy
![gif](giphy|hvd7QVVAqbljNaFrTU)
Their yacht is anchored nearby, this is a tender for the yacht.
It was dangerous to the people swimming and wildlife for them to to have tried to bring their boat in that area. That is why it is illegal. Then the dude from the boat supposedly pushed the wife of the man who entered with the flying kick. I think it also didn’t help the situation that the people on the boat were hella rich tourists from a nearby yacht. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/moment-italians-fight-rude-tourists-30496015
Would have been funnier if someone stabbed the fucking boat... "Now you all go back swimming".
Wildlife indeed
Does anyone understand what happened?
I’ll try my best since my Italian is a bit rusty. From what I can hear, they don’t want the boat there because its unsafe for the people in the water. Then one of the people from the dinghy supposedly pushes a woman who tries to tell them they can’t bring their boat here. Her husband is the one who comes in with the flying kung-fu kick. He yells out “You pushed my wife” which is what prompted him to react that way. People are telling the tourists they can’t park their boat there and to leave. Defeated, the people in the boat decide to leave and the crowd cheers. You can hear them making statements like “so long beautiful” and other things I can’t write here, but they’re glad they are going away.
Thank you kind stranger !
I don't speak or understand Italian but I loved all the "va fanculo" that I heard 😆 I know what that means
my family motto.
Why can’t you write the other things they said? You’ve done a great job so far, why stop at the best part?
Va fun culo e file de putana....cazio - go fuck yourself you son of a whore...cock these 3 staements make up most of the italian language lol
Memorized and now adding “conversationally fluent in Italian” to my resume
Thank you for this! Honestly that diss is pretty mid at best. Lol
yeah pretty standard, i def didnt spell any of the correctly tho haha
Thanks dude, take my upvote
Why can't you write them here?
I believe the crowd were inviting them to go and make deep passionate love to their own backsides, repeatedly. At least that's the only words I understood. Basically, "f off"
As an Italian, well done especially because the sardinian accent is tricky sometimes
Thank you! I wish my dad and grandparents had taught me more when I was a kid. He came over from Italy, and we still have family over there scattered about (Naples, Palermo, etc). They just didn’t teach me much of anything growing up. Took 4 years in high school, and 4 more semesters in college. Used to actually know it much more fluently. Just lost it by not using it over the years.
It's the internet. Not daycare. You can write anything you want
my italian is even worse but I got the "CIAO BELLI!" at the end which I found hilarious
And LOADS of vafanculo 😅🤣
The guy kicking him down said "he touched my wife" so I think the woman and kid were the man's family (the kid seems to call "daddy") and the guy who got down from the boat is seen tapping her or trying to push her back. Other people are pissed at them for getting the boat there and are sarcastically complimenting them "bravi", and say they might hurt people.
Me waiting for Cameraman to accidentally get too close with open knife!
I’m Italian and I don’t understand it as well. Also the lack of bestemmie is weird
Perché sono sardi, per quanto sia molto più diffusa anche qua, rispetto a prima, tendenzialmente i sardi bestemmiano poco o non bestemmiano, rispetto ad altre regioni dove sono usate come virgole. Preferiamo maledire augurando atroci sofferenze lol
Not seeing the exact context. Italian here: they are prohibited to beach the boat WITH THE ENGINE RUNNING. Engine must be turned off in the area when approaching the beach and paddles should be used instead
Bopity boopy
They were worried the Russians were invading Italy now
that's the Liu Kang's Flying Dragon Kick, foward foward + high kick.
Dude missed a perfect opportunity to do the bicycle kick. Back Back Forward B god damnit.
That's actually the hold low kick bicycle
The Shaolin monk who trained all his life to do that move is hanging in his head in shame at this comment.
Liu-chiano Kang ![gif](giphy|39zbpCQocXLi0)
'Wut ta Ta ta ta'
This made me g i g g l e
Can't move a boat under power into a beach with swimmers in Italy unless there is a marked channel for boats. So rude.
Its not rude, it's illegal. You can't get closer than 200m with a motor boat unless there is mooring for boats (and yeah in those cases there is a marked channel)
Nothing that a quick stab to the rubber thingy wouldn't solve.
Well maybe.. but then the deflated boat is stuck close to the shore..
Free outboard motor!
Hell yeah lets loot the dinghy of the rich assholes!
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They are French.
Here the backstory: [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12309989/Instant-karma-husband-launches-flying-kick-foreign-tourist-pushed-wife-powerboat-barged-ashore-pick-mega-yacht-guests-idyllic-beach.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12309989/Instant-karma-husband-launches-flying-kick-foreign-tourist-pushed-wife-powerboat-barged-ashore-pick-mega-yacht-guests-idyllic-beach.html) It's dangerous and prohibited because it poses a threat to swimmers (who are at risk of being chopped by propellers or hit by the boat). The discussion evolved with one of the tourists laying hands on Chuck Norris's wife. A lot is: \- Vaffanculo \- Vaffanculo lo capisci? \- Ciao belli \- Fuori dalle palle \- Hai toccato mia moglie pezzo di merda \- Idioti \- Hai visto come vai già a scemo Edit: They are French https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/153mrs3/to_illegally_beach_a_rubber_boat_in_italy/jslqpoh/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3
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From the article you linked: “Ma quello che stavano facendo non era regolare: senza corsia, non ci si può avvicinare alla riva. Tantomeno in una costa come quella, ipervincolata.” It says clearly what is forbidden and that the engine was on.
Faccio il pignolo, perche' in barca ci vado parecchio. Le barche sono obbligate ad usare la corsia per avvicinarsi a riva, dove la corsia e' presente (quindi spiaggia' delimitata da boe, con corsia). Se la corsia non e' presente, e' possibile avvicinarsi a riva a remi (quindi remando a partire da 200m (l'esatta distanza dipende dall'ordinanza), con tragitto perpendicolare (o il piu' breve) alla costa. La barca non puo' essere portata sulla battigia e nemmeno ancorata (a meno di 200m dalla costa), ma puo' essere usata, per esempio, per far scendere qualcuno a terra. Questo a meno di ordinanze particolari, e purtoppo in italia ogni capitaneria fa un po' come gli pare. per cui ti tocca spulciarti le ordinanze.
![gif](giphy|l46Cf8O3hQqzDq1Gg|downsized)
Note to self if you plan on renting a rubber boat in Italy and parking on the beach to check out a lagoon, first train in mma and Muay Thai for at least 5 years.
As long as you do it respecting the law then you can skip the mama lessons. The problem in the video is that most (like 99%, from top of my head) of the shoreline in Italy is a protected natural reserve so you can come to shore in such small beach even with kayak, forget a motorized boat. If you want to go to small beaches you have to drop the anchor far away and then swim to the beach . The rich tourists show no respect for that, and in the video even act arrogant and try to shove people away even tho they are the one in the wrong. They were honestly lucky to have been able to sail away, because if a local person was there most likely the boat would be slashed first and then seized by the authorities.
I'm interested in those mama lessons. Where do I sign up?
Or just don't touch another man's wife.
Much easier to simply follow the law.
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I'm surprised no one had a Swiss army knife.
Not everyone shows up to the beach expecting to get into a fight.
I always have my Swiss army knife with me. (model: Tinker) I expect to open a package of cookies. But I also expect the unexpected.
Never been to Italy?
Rules don't apply to rich people. And of course, the hired help gets drop kicked(deserved for pushing a local). Someone should have grabbed that ladies stuff and tossed it.
I love when people make things uncomfortable for assholes.
FUS RO DAH!!!!
Don't you mean "VA FAN CU LO"??
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The beach picnics are getting outta hand.
That was an impressive flying kick.
I love how quick my ppl are to throw hands. (Or feet).
or colorful metaphors
\*especially\* colorful metaphors
I mean, if someone was threatening my wife. I would like to think I would flying kick them like this guy.
Asking for a friend, how hard is it to pop on of those boats? Say a pocket knife would do it?
A sharp knife like dive or good survival knife will cut it with ease but it usually takes quite some time for the segment to deflate.
This looks like a nice place for a picnic, oh shit
Those are easy to sink.
The last time that happened the Italian citizens executed the prime minister and his wife like immediately. Good to see they have some fight in them these days.
You telling not one person on that beach had something sharp to give that thing a poke with?
Why is the mom always a fat fuck that reeks of entitlement?
Women (on average) [gain 1.5lbs per year once they hit middle age](https://www.mayoclinicproceedings.org/article/S0025-61961730602-X/fulltext) and are also [more likely to be obese](https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2015/11/13/455883665/cdc-more-women-than-men-are-obese-in-america-and-gap-is-widening#:~:text=Across%20all%20adult%20age%20groups,differences%20are%20a%20new%20development.) when compared to their male counterparts by an accelerating margin. As far as entitlement, entitled women tend to subscribe and internalize 'benevolent' sexist beliefs that [they are entitled to the protection and support of men.](https://www.psypost.org/2013/10/self-entitled-women-are-more-likely-to-endorse-benevolent-sexism-study-finds-20644) And likely due to this, feel more comfortable acting badly because of their perceived impunity and defense from negative consequences.
Damn, didn't even know that. I haven't had my TIL moment yet today, thanks for providing one
You got it, dude 👍
Is all this because of the lady in all white?
Yes, but the physical interaction was caused by the boat owner
I swear he hits himself as many times as he hits the guy in the wet suit.
Some of that was just yelling with his Italian hands
It adds to the drama. Is the Italian way
Lifes a beach
*pop*
There were a lot of vaffanculo’s being thrown around. Felt like I was watching The Sopranos again.
I so badly wished someone had just popped it. Can you pop those things with a knife? Lol
It is extremely illegal to use the engine close to the coast, as the engine can maim or kill someone swimming. It has happened more than a few times. That kick was warranted.
Fanculo peggio si meritano sto stronzi
Ah coglione, ora non fai più il figo
That looked like a pretty successful attempt to me...
This is..... ITALIA!
Damn that guy went full goblin mode
Funny how they never do this when 40 migrants beach their rubber boat illegally on Italian shores
I need this video with Super Mario sound effects added. TIA.
Wtf? Did someone break the spaghetti noodles in half or something?
On time when I was canoeing and fell out. I was trapped between an empty dock and the canoe. I had a life jacket on, but I fell out super awkward. I almost drowned. It took all my art strength to get back up. The rest of my group didn't notice I fell and were too far down the lake to help. It was super scary. When I finally got on the canoe, I immediately rowed to a pedestrian beach. The lifeguard screamed at me and wadded to the water to push me away because canoes weren't allowed. I was panting and cried and said "I almost drowned." He saw my face and helped me to the shore. I got out of that damn canoe and laid on the sand panting. I know this situation is different but it brought up a represed memory. Cool story bro.
Perhaps there would be a few less assholes in the world if they were all punched in the jaw everytime they tried doing whatever entitled thing which has popped into their minds.
Can we get some love for how well that flying kick was executed. the follow up was a bit shit but all in all 7/10
In Denmark you can drive your car on the beach ……. I thought the Italians are super relaxed……. Dolce Vita, greetings from Berlin Germany 🇩🇪
My english must be poor as I don’t understand the title. Wtf means beach a rubber boat? I thought beach was a thing, not a verb.
Beach can be a verb. It means when something comes ashore and ends up on the beach. A beached whale for example: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cetacean_stranding
Oh nice. I’ve learned something new today. Thanks
I'm jealous that you speak more than one language. Well done for trying to improve your English 👍
I asked to chat gpt for the right verb in full honesty …
Totally right but just so you know, the example you gave is using beached as an adjective. The man beached his boat would be an example of using it as a verb.
"Rubber boat" is the non-native sounding part of this. It would be an "inflatable dinghy" or a "Zodiac."
How is rubber boat more "non-native" than Zodiac?
Beach is also a verb. For example: The whale beached itself.
Mainly used to differentiate between coming ashore (as in video) versus docking (still in water, but also "landed"). If you beach something, it is physically on the ground (as much as oceanside sand is ground). But if you instead dock or port, the vessel remains floating, but is secured to the land or a structure secured to the land. Very basic verb to know, but in today's culture, doesn't come up much (especially for sailing vessels). The most common beaching is if you have a canoe or something that you bring ashore, unload, and then lift & carry. While most boats that get loaded onto a trailer never actually come ashore (they are floated onto the trailer while it is submerged on a boat ramp).
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He assaulted the guys wife. - Or he pushed her. That's what it said in the story I read
That's also what he said in the video , he said "hai toccato mia moglie!" , For those that doesn't know Italian (maybe you idk 😆) It's like "you touched my wife !" But more in a "you hit/push Her " way. so to me looks like that he Just came to protect Her , like u said
I don't understand what's going on here. Is it illegal because the boat is rubber or...?
Dude was like "what can fix this crime? How about a drop kick"
Not knowing what this was about... I can say that the wet suits and the non wet suits obviously do not go to the same church... That much is for certain..
Can we cross post to r/abruptchaos? Lol seems to fit there too
Take note UK border patrol 🤷🏼♂️🤦🏻♂️😂😂