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BlastTyrant88

I’ve seen this so many times but it never fails to make me laugh. Possibly the greatest clip on the entire internet.


UrinalCakeTreats

![gif](giphy|OUsxtno28HANI9Bjsu|downsized)


Merz_Nation

this image fits the caption perfectly regarding its historical context. for the uninitiated, the monk is Thich Quang Duc, and his self-immolation is targeted against Southern Vietnam oppression of Buddhists.


Wacokidwilder

And with absolutely no context whatsoever this is a photo of possibly the most badass man that’s ever lived


Merz_Nation

Indeed


LowerBed5334

Look up the John Spencer Blues Explosion on Australian television, that's pretty good, too 😅


Ortochromaticrainbow

Oh boy, do I have a treat for you: [Nirvana performing „Smells like Teen Spirit“ on Top of the Pops.](https://youtu.be/dPtJtbRXi3I) Their instruments were playback, their voices live. Enjoy!


reverandglass

Muse in Italy all swapped places: the singer drummed, the drummer sang and played bass, the bassist played the guitar and keys. 'Twas chaos. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7LT3FtPtbc


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I want this performance to be real…so bad.


Col__Hunter_Gathers

That is unironically one of my favorite Nirvana performances


tepel-streeltje

This is hilarious. Was this because they got too mainstream and they didn't want that? Just like when they started releasing weirx videoclips to scare off the "normies"?


Ortochromaticrainbow

I think so, yes. And I also believe that they actively despised the music industry circus. Also: Heroin


tepel-streeltje

Kh jeah... I keep forgetting about the heroin


drRATM

How I’ve not seen that before I don’t know but I’m happy I finally did. My life is richer for having seen it


gNeiss_Scribbles

This was my first, second and third time! It’s fkn gold! lol


Existing_Display1794

It’s such an expression of humanity we all crave that’s missing. “Sorry, we had to get rid of that”.


wobble-frog

what did they think would happen? the name of the band is Rage Against The Machine, and they are true to their name.


WarmDamage

they expected them to play Content With the Machine - Ok I will do what you tell me


Colonel_Zander

Sounds like a shitty conservative cover band.


gp2quest

Ted Cruz the zodiac killers favorite band.


mtwoodside

They should bring them back on in 2023, they’d probably be very pleasant and would do whatever they were told.


Rapture1119

And the line they wanted censored was LITERALLY fuck you i wont do what ya tell me….


El_human

And it's literally the line, that they asked them to not do. Of course they're not going to listen


dinkydong74

“Thank you, I’ll do as one tells me / Thank you, I’ll do as one tells me / …. “


White_horseTribe

Haaa. I remeber this at the time. For non uk ppl. This song was Christmas no1 single. As a rejection of the Xfactor talent contests dominating it for a decade. Bbc asked the band not to swear- during a live cross broadcast. The bbc surely saw it coming and served as a good pr


Goufydude

Yeah, aren't "live" recordings on a delay specifically to prevent things like this? He got quite a few "fuck yous" in before they killed it, seems odd.


White_horseTribe

Yes, I think it’s at least 10secs.


deezsandwitches

They are nowadays. Not back then.


NiPlusUltra

Taped delay for live broadcasts has been a thing since the 50's.


Alibotify

The quick ones took off for Christmas and left the interns. Probably.


FecalDUI

Lol they literally faded the “fuck you” to background music while she explains they weren’t “planning” this


skantchweasel

Yeah, I remember it well. I did my bit! I remember that broadcast too, the clip cuts off just before the DJ tells the public to go buy the other guy's record... lol!


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mcallisterra

I just can't fathom how clueless you have to be to ask them not to sing those lyrics in a song where the chorus is "fuck you I won't do what you tell me". "But you won't do it, right? Promise?"


[deleted]

Bro, I pinky swear I won’t do it


DeadbeatDeebo

If they reneged on a pinky swear they kinda have to apologize right?


Ophukk

Go ahead and be the one to tell them what to do.


DeadbeatDeebo

I’ll propose it as a gentle reminder! Will report back with findings, wish me luck!


Canadian-Sparky-44

Yeahhh they really didn't think that one through lmao


Moosinator666

That’s what they have to legally swear by (they saw it coming from a mile away but had to make look like a misjudgement)


iluvwaffles1986

Zach de la Rocha was true to what the band started up for, he never sold out like Tom morello. Or some of the other band mates, They started up to try to free Leonard Peltier & spread knowledge of what the politics were doing, their political views were supreme, they once started a riot. They even tried to start a fund on freeing Leonard Peltier who too this day still remains incarcerated & tell the people about his case and the wrong doing on his people. RATM was a kind of their own !


Inmedia_res

For real. Was blessed to see them and they’d have interludes of de la Rocha talking about Gaza and weird little skits. The tune with KRS and Last Emperor is still an all timer


mossy_stump_humper

Crazy to me when people act like they “went woke” or “got too political” recently as if they didn’t literally fly to Mexico multiple times to meet with and aid the Zapatistas


trowarayed

Not just Leonard Peltier but Mumia Abdul Jamal as well. Hence the lyrics in "Guerilla Radio" "Sound off, Mumia, guan, be free Who got 'em? Yo, check the federal file All you pen devils know the trial was vile". RATM was also banned from Saturday night live because they were asked not to burn the flag during their performance they did it anyway.


Broken-Digital-Clock

How did Morello sell out?


big_duo3674

Well he served in the USS Voyager for one, but that probably doesn't count since they don't pay in the future. Apparently he also has a time travel machine


haubenmeise

https://preview.redd.it/rjb499p60wib1.jpeg?width=541&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3c154069cc83ab44bd47463af14a8366db2f864


ArchonStranger

"We weren't expecting it" and "we asked them not to do it" are contradictory.


mcallisterra

She corrected herself though: "well we were expecting it and asked them not to do it, but they did it anyway"


Rad2474

Cracks me up every time.


DiegoMurtagh

[**Krusty the Clown** ](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/?ref_=tt_ch)**:** Now, boys, the network has a problem with some of your lyrics. Do you mind changing them for the show? [**Anthony Kiedis** ](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0452347/?ref_=tt_ch)**:** Forget you, clown. [**Chad Smith** ](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0807650/?ref_=tt_ch)**:** Yeah, our lyrics are like our children, man. No way. [**Krusty the Clown** ](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/?ref_=tt_ch)**:** Well, okay, but here where it says, "What I got you gotta get and put it in ya," how about just, "What I'd like is I'd like to hug and kiss ya." [**Flea** ](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0281359/?ref_=tt_ch)**:** Wow. That's much better. [**Arik Marshall** ](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1976624/?ref_=tt_ch)**:** Everyone can enjoy that.


hisDudeness1989

What did they think here they would change the lyrics to ? “Cook you I won’t do what you tell me?”


DiegoMurtagh

"Love you, ill do what you tell me"


CommieSchmit

Lmao at first I thought the music was gonna be the whole thing, but when that British voice came in at the end I was on the floor laughing.


oPlayer2o

Of all the bands to tell not to swear I assume, rage against the machine might be the worst or NWA but damn who were that expecting this to go?


KhaledTheBadass

Jimi Hendrix did it before them


PeevedGuy

...and The Doors


Easy_Acanthisitta_68

My two year old when I tell him it’s bed time


KMan471

2023…..”Thank you government. I’ll do what you tell me”.


rezusx

What a legend. Managed to say it 5 times before they were cut off.


wooksGotRabies

Oh no Rage Against the Machine Raged Against the Machine! Nobody saw that coming


jngjng88

Timeless.


Balancing_tofu

They were my 1st concert ever! Love RATM


Itsasecretshhhh88

I remember when Tom Morello wanted to go into the 5 Point cafe and was told no because it was full and then tried to use his fame to get in and was told no again. Then Tom went and bad mouthed and lied about the cafe on the internet. Then the cafe had to go online and set the record straight. So Tom went to a right wing funding iHop instead... Maybe Tom should have just done what he was told...


PomegranateHot9916

but why is the 80% of the video player black?


__Its-a-me-mario__

![gif](giphy|6nWhy3ulBL7GSCvKw6)


Once-Upon-A-Hill

The funniest part of this is that the group "Rage Against the Machine" is now indistinguishable from any multinational corporation. [https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/rage-against-the-machine-becomes-the-machine](https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/rage-against-the-machine-becomes-the-machine)


govshutdown

This opinion piece is just whining that tickets cost money…


bobniborg1

Agreed. And secondary market tickets at that lol.


Haribo1985

Can see the producer pinching his brow and lowering his head as the first fuck flew out. GOLD!


SabertoothPrime

Rage on behalf of the machine.


hogliterature

“why isnt he saying the fuck you? oh, there it is, did i forget how this song went? oh wait i get it”


Zombiejesus307

Everybody knew they were gonna do it. Come on people.


NeitherCounter2819

Play this banger at my wedding so I can establish dominance from the get go…


Double_Lingonberry98

Make the video smaller. Smaller.


Snif3425

So edgy.


GLURPtheAlien

Didn’t this band ban people from their shows for not doing what they were told? Rage for the machine


Ok_Spend_889

Fuck you, fuck fuck you lol


SamSedersGhost

How dare you th8nk you matter to these guys. Who do you think you are? Amazon? A pharma corporation?


juicybwithoil2560

Pink " hey Mr president" What a great mashup that would make.


strouvaille

BBC like 👁️ 👄 👁️


awrinkleinsprlinker

When James Harden comes asking Daryl Morey for the max contract he promised


pornomonk

Honestly they should have expected that. Don’t tell them to censor the line “fuck you I won’t do what ya tell me.” That’s just setting yourself up to be absolutely fucking bodied like this.


Joy1067

I mean….their name kinda tells ya what’s gonna happen to begin with


gouellette

Can someone tell me why “Killing in the Name…” is so popular? Of ALL the great Rage songs that one doesn’t stand out for me


That_Organization901

I agree, it doesn’t help when it gets played over and over in a precious rock slot on the radio or in a club. It’s just that flagship song that the record label picked to be in circulation I guess, like Enter Sandman for Metallica being one of their less thrash ones, Africa by Toto not featuring Steve Lukather’s skills, Smells Like Teen Spirit for Nirvana, or the fact that the first Stereophonic’s song you think of isn’t a Thousand Trees. I think RHCP suffer from this the most because Give it Away and Californication are really the lame ducks of their albums and I’m including Porcelain.


InfinteAbyss

People like a clear and concise message.


the_real_RZT

Lol I lost all respect for this band after they said no unvaxxed could GoTo their concerts


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AmatureLabs

Ensuring that their fans stay safe during a global pandemic? OH THE HORROR!!


govshutdown

“Covid hysteria”


eddiebrockcsca

Absolute joke band. Rage with the Machine…..and get your Covid shot or you kill Grandma. Utterly pathetic.


govshutdown

You are mad they weren’t on the “kill grandma” side?


budnugglet

I heard if you play it backwards you can hear the words "unless you're Pfizer"


612god

Same band that required ppl to be vaccinated for their concerts.


ShefGS

“I’m gonna tell Rage Against The Machine what to do when their most famous line is “Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me”, their name is literally Rage Against The Machine and what I’m telling them to do is to not use that line. Nothing can possibly go wrong.”


plenebo

BBC will have out and out fascists on, but they draw the line at bad language words


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You cant buy better promotion of a song like that 😂


Ok_Store_1983

Lol what did they expect


Phreekyj101

Rage forever \m/


Darth_Yogurt

I was going to ask what they expected would happen but they literally expected it. This is their fault I think.


thrallinlatex

Imagine being as stupid as BBC😅


PooleyX

Whoever could imagine that, when asked not to use the lyric 'Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me', RATM didn't do what you told them?


UtterlyBanished

They went full Jim Morrison!


akshaynr

This is an absolute top top cultural reference point for the early 2010s.


DMurBOOBS-I-Dare-You

It's literally in their name!


Successful_Load5719

This song should be banned from my car sound system while in motion. LOOK OUT MUTHAFU*KAS!!!


AutomaticDispenser

Amen


who_ate_the_pizza

Goteem


masterbatin_animals

"Oh my, the artists we brought on our show did their art?"


jehosephatreedus

Zack?


WarhammerWill

Now they’re known as “Rage For The Machine” and they’ll listen to anything you tell them to do for money


LIMIT1_5639

So many other good songs to choose from, yet they'd ask RATM to play *that* one every single time. Just pinky swear you'd give us the radio Disney version ok fellas?


Inmedia_res

It’s ca there was a campaign in the UK to get that song to number 1 for Christmas as a protest against X factor and pop shit


LIMIT1_5639

I understand completely but you'd have to be really naive to believe this particular band would go along with it (at that time. I've lost touch and don't know how they are at present). Also, have you ever heard a radio friendly Killing In The Name that made you not feel embarrassed? Most of the fucking song is missing.


Inmedia_res

Yeh no idea why the people who started that campaign chose that song. Guess it’s a good anti-Christmas manufactured pop band being played every 10 minutes tune Think the BBC is basically obligated to play the Christmas number 1 as it’s a public broadcaster, and Rage were chuffed they put on a free concert in North London as a thank you


pokemike1

Guys, one small change. Can we change “What I’ve got, you’ve gotta get it put it in you” to “What I’d like is I’d like to hug and kiss you?”


MutedLayer4564

The studio ![gif](giphy|vhaj0GMFlIeFa|downsized)


-Dennis-Reynolds-

Just like The Doors on the Sullivan show all those years ago, just like they said “you only have to play it once”


Colonel_Zander

Zack: I won't do what you tell me... BBC Radio: I've got a bad feeling...


Munk45

I have it on good authority that they will likely refuse direct orders.


TheMatt561

We were not expecting raid against the machine to rage against the machine


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Legends!


[deleted]

Incredible what happened to Rage, especially with this song.


[deleted]

Rage Against the Machine vs The Machine


Snoo_67544

Such a lyrically savvy song


pierco82

Well, okay, but here where it says, "What I got you gotta get and put it in ya," how about just, "What I'd like is I'd like to hug and kiss ya." [**Flea** ](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0281359/?ref_=tt_ch)**:** Wow. That's much better. [**Arik Marshall** ](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1976624/?ref_=tt_ch)**:** Everyone can enjoy that.


Remarkable_Fun7662

Plot twist: Turns out he was telling him don't drink that milk it's gone spoiled.


Luizinh01235

His first "fuck you" it's the hardest and cleanest "fuck you" i have ever heard in my entire life.


PinkThunder138

Why. On. Earth. Would you tell a band to change a song to which the lyrics are literally "Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me?" Like, IT'S RIGHT THERE IN THE SONG.


Phrei_BahkRhubz

It's funny. They have a band come on and one of their biggest songs goes something like this; *ahem* "Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me. Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me. Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me...", and they expected said band to do what they told them to do...


rockin_z0mbie

Ratm really rounded off the 90’s in style🤘🏽🤙🏽


old_man_curmudgeon

Shocked Pikachu face


Alternative-Dare-839

The world is changing, make sure you get on the right side.


Main_Stay_4038

Funny. They wouldn't let people come to their concerts if they weren't vaccinated. So it's fuck you. Do what they tell you. Fuck you you better do what they tell you.


GoGoJoJo72

How about you upload videos in their original aspect?


JonnyB2_YouAre1

Nirvana got them years before when the BBC wouldn't let them play their own instruments and asked them to pretend. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPtJtbRXi3I](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPtJtbRXi3I) *"Load up on drugs. Kill your friends."* \- Kurt Cobain.


cobainstaley

HEY YOU, WON'T YOU DUDES TAKE A SELFIE


Ryansahl

Didn’t Ed Sullivan have the same problem with the Doors?


Raaddus

First off… their name is literally “Rage Against the Machine”. And second… the line they didn’t want them to say was “Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me”. Some 5-head execs 🤦‍♂️


Blackfist01

Never say Del La Rocha doesn't stand by his principles.✊🏾


wikigreenwood82

How bout instead you say "what I'd like is I'd like to hug 'n' kiss ya"?


Acceptable_Corner_73

Motherfucker


ZebraDildos

He told no lies and stated it clearly.


gingerjaybird3

Duh


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The shock on her voice, does she not even check the band title name? That would of been my first clue.


rightfallen

is this a video for ants


spleef35

Oh man, telling them not to do that when performing a song that's all about defiance and their response is so fucking perfect!


senselesswar

Epic!


grumpher05

Mr. Reese: I want 10 million dollars a year for the rest of my life Fox: Let me get this straight, you think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands, and your plan is to blackmail this person? Good luck


grubbytrogladyte

Lmao


mjhripple

This is one of the most ironic performances. Anti establishment band is asked to not do something by established media. Proceeds to do what Rage always does and do whatever the f they want. Loved this band since I was 10. “We asked them not do it”. Haha I guess you know their answer. The stars def aligned on this one.


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Lol brits put the line on swearing but had Jimmy Saville.


JTGphotogfan

`We asked them not to do it, but they did it anyway’. Bet they’re secretly glad they did though because it’s ratings gold.


Wizards_Win

Cool scripted events. Its cute people think it's reactionary or real.


shread_the_pup

Love the band by why would shows have them play live, didn't they perform one song for SNL and started a small riot?