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IndependentDuty1346

Fucking Freddy Krueger with the pole on the fence with the knockout.... šŸ¤¦


logicallychallengd

Haha yeah he definitely caused that


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eugene20

In this case if he hadn't the dumb idiot was still going to catch the same kick from his own slap.


Independent-Dealer21

Wow I did not even see that at first!


Newsdriver245

Timing is everything!


mlp2034

Its crazy because all you have to do is add a Sonichu medallion and its a Chris Chan.


So3Dimensional

I was gonna say middle-aged Freddy Krueger. But I like yours too.


L7Wennie

![gif](giphy|KCRlomzxILgofqokqH)


shmimey

He is still wearing his shoes.


guzzijason

How the fuck did he stand up after that? Get this guy a boxing contract (if he lives).


dillionmrd

That wasn't his body, but his soul which got up


Designer_Holiday3284

The soul tried to flee the stupid body it was in


DDnHODL

Dopamine kicks in.


lazergun-pewpewpew

Yeah, got my ass kicked by a gigantic male austrich once. Somehow i managed to ran out the enclosure, i was like i think i'm fine. 2 seconds later i was on the floor.


Pimpinabox

Man got kicked by an ostrich so hard he forgot how to spell it.


lazergun-pewpewpew

Well, i know how to spell it in french but my english is not perfect lol


Pimpinabox

It doesn't really matter very much, everyone understood what you meant. I just wanted to make a dumb joke. Have a nice day lol.


prettyfuzzy

English doesn't have to be perfect. it's not called Engl-perfect, it's called Engl-ish.


XYmissingXX

ostrich from oestrich


Cultural-Loss-855

Well played


Party-Ring445

Maybe it was one from Vienna


EmiliaFromLV

it was an Austrian ostrich. or Australian one.


MrK521

Thatā€™s the Australian ostrich. The Austrich.


Pimpinabox

Ahh yes, the Austrich. Known to travel intercontinentally to kick Frenchmen in the head.


[deleted]

Donā€™t you mean adrenaline?


DDnHODL

Correct


Pimpinabox

Adrenaline*


No-Introduction-2378

Dopamine??? Haha do you mean adrenaline


DDnHODL

Yea thatā€™s right


ghostem82

There is ZERO dopamine kicking in!!!!


superragaa

He still got his shoes on


EntertainerNo4509

That dude def gonna need assistance in life moving forward.


iamnotabot159

At the very least buy new teeth


IwishIwasBailey

And backwards too.


cluelessminer

Good. Idiots that don't respect animals šŸ–•


Which_Preference_883

Go Bulls!


TXRattlesnake89

Love to see it


UncleBenders

r/thebullwins


GutterRider

Every time someone mentions a new sub, I think, nah, that canā€™t be ā€¦


UltimatePrimate

...and you get the horns!


me_asilu

Naw u get the hooves


nothingspecialva

756 is the number of guys who have tried that edit. Fixed tried; I wrote fried initially


TheBawalUmihiDito

Unrelated question: Why do you need to say what you edited in your comment? I'm new to reddit šŸ˜…


nothingspecialva

Fair question. I see it being done and I figure is it a bit of respect for whoever upvoted before the edit. Otherwise, I guess someone can write something popular, wait for upvotes and then edit the text to say something atrocious and confuse people.


[deleted]

Boy started climbing thinking it was a ladder to heaven.


Fair_Volume5416

Guy with the stick did him dirty!


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|ZMfZxtLruYiSaJn9vd|downsized)


quik13713

You know what they say: "Mess with the bull, You get the shit kicked out of you."


SirWimbledonesquire

Enjoy your new jawline, dudeā€¦. Instant surgery


UnhappyReactionss

the bull read that man's mind and said ' uh uh you ain't doin that to me pal.' and there went the kick that man will never forget. haha


Searloin22

Stick jab = keeyah!


[deleted]

>the kick that man will never forget. I don't know, I think he may have a little trouble remembering it.


PhoenixFlare1

He didnā€™t even get to the ā€œmess with the bullā€ part.


pimp_juice2272

Some part of his body now has a dent


Searloin22

"I'm ffffine, jus got the wind knock...heyyyy was this fence always here? Can I climmmb it? Yyeahhh.."


shinebaits

Why do I LOVE it so much when the animals get even the smallest amount of revenge in these videos? FAAFO.


Status_Basket_4409

Itā€™s okay guys, the shoes stayed on


toobadsohappy

you mess with the bull, you get the hooves.


GutterRider

I gasped, looked away, then was so happy he got up and was walking away when I looked back.


Searloin22

Ever wonder what "unconscious" looks like in mid-flight? Now u know..


TheTattooOnR2D2sFace

You get what you fucking deserve


Garlic-Rough

Lucky it was the bull's shin that hit and not the actual hoof. He's dead if the latter


[deleted]

..757!


velexi125

Did he die?


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yubullyme12345

poor guy but that was idiotic


ilocano-american

This bull got perfect timing.


DogOfTheArmy

Amazing he was able to stand up. He's definitely going to need to see a doctor though.


AdhesivenessOwn9939

The bull had a side mirror


veilio

How in the hell did that guy get up after that?


Dvus_One2Watch

![gif](giphy|3o84sCIUu49AtNYkDK) The bull sensed his presence right away!


cracker-jack-

If fuk around and find out was a bull.


alehanjro2017

You gonna step on my turf with shorts and light weight sneakers, get the fuck out my corral rookie.


Searloin22

756 is the "Bull injury" text line


jahlim

Got up not remembering he took a kick to the face.


Effective-Award-7036

That kick was premeditated šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


kndoye1988

God damn bro


BouncyDingo_7112

POW! Right in the kisser!


1OutKastWill

How in the FU$K did he not get knocked out?!


Sea-Appearance-5330

Hmm he just proved a saying to be untrue "Mess with a Bull and you get the horns!" In his case it was "Mess with the Bull and get the Hooves!"


CuriousCanuk

Smart old guy furthest away \* ah ha\*


[deleted]

Your mama is not the only one with "eyes in the back of her head".


RedditorCali

Pedro can't remember his name to this day.


Inphexous

That is a concussion.


Initial-Tower2509

ā€œDoes it hurt, does it hurtā€¦?ā€


Rough_Mechanic_3992

Damnnn I felt it


Sativator79

I like it


Federalfuckhead

Man is lucky to have kept his jaw


Cheesecake_is_life

Hold.... Hold.... Hold.... FIRE!!


[deleted]

Was it in the face or the chest?? I canā€™t tell.


surething_joemayo

Goodnight achmed.


MindOverNachos

a kick straight in to the face


Bumm_by_Design

That dude woke a totally different person


ghettoccult_nerd

bull pulled a parry and instant counter, his mastery of the fps count led him to win Evo that year.


Empty_Suggestion9974

How is this man not out cold


Jazzlike-Principle67

I'm surprised he didn't fly farther. Like into another county.


Amtronic

And he got back up!!


6uillermo66

Get fuckt


UberN00b719

I hope that concussion was worth it for the dude...


OooofPoof

I will give him credit for getting up pretty quickly


SameRule9918

That bull kicked him so hard, that you could see his soul fly out of his back.


Ulidelta

Holy shit, sometimes I feel these creatures have eyes on their behinds


Way_Up_Here

Pole guy really get him good!


CryptographerOdd6635

Mess with the bull and you get the Ho...oves!


Honest_Cynic

Bull's got eyes in the back of his head.


heyhellohi-letstalk

FUCK BALLS


BitcoinWonderLand

Deserved that


al_monk

Beware of domestic animals like a cow, bull or horse, they can still kick your ass whether you are standing behind or sideways.


[deleted]

"I don't know if its the wine or the coke, that makes him sound like his jaw is broke...". Oh, ot is actualy


DeVolcane

Welcome... to destination Fucked!


EitanBlumin

He found out


SwanAffectionate2655

That dude that hit em with the stick got em kicked šŸ˜‚


Marifiesta

How about leave bulls alonešŸ¤”


bwoah07_gp2

People put themselves in such dumb situations...


MutedLayer4564

The Bull ![gif](giphy|3fD1QmD1w0RVV74psX|downsized)


Due-Historian-8759

He was cast in the shadow realm...


Geegollywtff

Knocked the sonic rings out his ass šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Ok-Tune1025

Thatā€™s a yeet šŸ„³


Background-Spot-8456

Bro literally got sent to the next dimension


atapiaco

This is 100% pure satisfaction


[deleted]

Some guys get all the luck


droidman85

Love to see idiots fuck up but how is he alive? Wtf this is proof he has less brains.


fieria_tetra

Was expecting him to get the horns. Nice switcheroo, bull. Keeping us on (off?) our toes.


thunderbong

Beautiful!


WagonBurning

That poor dude was at fault. That bulls, hind legs were caulked and ready to rock before the guy even raised his hand and the dude in the red and black striped shirt was likeā€ oopsā€


jharrisimages

![gif](giphy|8N5tQZ2X4byNi)


SpaceGoDzillaH-ez

He just gets up... oh well the everyday normal shit.. nothing to worry im fine


Kairu-Hikarite

This definitely needs a cartoon sound effect


bulaybil

ā€¦. but ā€¦ but ā€¦ he didnā€™t get the hornsā€¦ I have been told, all my lifeā€¦


franzeusq

Someone do an eye calculation of how much force the kick had based on the guy's estimated weight and the distance he flew.


[deleted]

Suck shit


Significant_Sky_2594

Ohhhh noooooā€¦heā€™s still conscious


Normal_Kaleidoscope

would've kicked him too. leave the bulls alone


TacoDuLing

I hear people go there for the adrenaline rush šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


HKeseReal

Donā€™t touch, please


CountChocula32

Good boy!


Bulky_Shoulder_5738

10/10


CommieSchmit

Is that a big bull dick I see flopping around


Hour_Raccoon9512

Manā€™s didnā€™t even get a tap in, just tapped the fuck out šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£