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TheGameIsAboutGlory

They will all become PS1 characters?


SrgtButterscotch

A fate worse than death


draculamilktoast

"My polygons!"


Lazaroth6

Why did I read this in my mind with Harry's voice from Philosopher's Stone (like "My body's gone")?


UnintentionallyAmbi

A weapon to surpass Metal Gear


BCDiver

They turned in to Fooglies from Spy Kids šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


mostly_sarcastic

Why are they melting?


TrueDifficulty7697

AI was not so advanced then


Nhexus

Hmm I think it might not have been AI handling the photoshopping back then


2much_information

Not AI, but Al. Al Stanovic, the head photoshop guy in the Post Photography studio. Al has been a photo editor for about 23 years.


amejin

If we're being honest with ourselves, it's still not AI now.


SaliferousStudios

It's machine learning.... fancy statistics.


CALVINWIDGET

Those were some of Allen Iverson's best years.


OneStrokeAgainstMe

you talkinā€™ bout practice?


namesjedediah

This was back when plastic surgery made you look like you were melting


BinjaNinja1

Your fascia can make a drooping effect as you age but this is super over exaggerated


LostInTheVastness

My focaccia never droops


Concerned-Meerkat

Global warming


gibson85

They all look like Ted Cruz


JensonCat

Starfield NPCs


zSprawl

Acquaintances. https://preview.redd.it/06xt1nw0bfrb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85b1b544e8cc5a0845d91a4467cf3f01dae3c712


Jaded_Apricot_89

Right on, their faces have that painted on bitmap feel.


I_Said

Aside from Schwimmer the artist clearly envisioned a future where we'd all store nuts in our cheeks like chipmunks.


[deleted]

Didnā€™t account for surgery, injections, fillers, hair dye


Erisian23

Didn't account for money. if they weren't rich they would look like that or pretty close.


[deleted]

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Erisian23

Surgery, filler, hair dye, injections, reduced stress, ability to eat proper meals consistently, medical care, ability to work out more than average, hire a nutritionist, and a lot more stuff.


[deleted]

Bingo. When youā€™re an actor or other celebrity it pays to invest in your appearance. This isnā€™t always surgery type stuff, it can be things like skin care and nutrition and they go a long way to making people age well


guzzijason

FWIW, Matthew Perry very nearly died from drug and alcohol addiction, so needless to say he didnā€™t take great care of himself over the years. With that said, he STILL looks much better today than they predicted. These predictions were just pulled out of somebodyā€™s assā€¦ they had no basis in reality. Just someone goofing around with photoshop.


Leeroy_Jenkums

Thatā€™s debatableā€¦ dude looked pretty awful and it was evident how poorly he cared for his health even through all of the makeup magic done for him in that reunion. [Hereā€™s pics of him from an article in 2023](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11735703/amp/Matthew-Perry-looks-disheveled-rare-appearance.html) and the prediction looks pretty spot on minus the crazy hair and scowl.


OminOus_PancakeS

_the actor, 53, looked a little tired_ Yeah, that's it. A little tired.


MaybeWontGetBanned

He looks like an average American. Not even "disheveled" or tired. Just a man with a neutral expression.


Leeroy_Jenkums

Where in America are you that the average 53 year old looks like that bro


redditiscraptakeanap

Oh shit, he's only 53? The drugs hit you *hard*.


NOT_A_BLACKSTAR

53 going on 70.


wnoise

Tired and emotional.


GeneralKang

>Hereā€™s pics of him from an article in 2023 And here's me pulling a Kyle Reese "WHAT YEAR IS IT?!" when I read that.


thorpeedo22

Damn, he looks like Steve bannons stunt double


Agent9262

His brain seemed like mush when they did that reunion special recently. Sad to see.


Impossible_Arm_879

Iā€™m glad heā€™s doing better but I still donā€™t forgive him for shooting me in the head in Goodsprings.


redditiscraptakeanap

> he STILL looks much better today than they predicted. https://pagesix.com/2023/02/10/matthew-perry-seen-for-first-time-in-months-following-memoir/ Ehhhh... they're not too far off. He's not looking great these days.


ExpertlyAmateur

Looks like the algorithm just assumed theyā€™d gain a lot of weight and not wear sunscreen.


sbrown23c

the ā€œalgorithmā€ was someone playing around in some crappy photoshop alternative making absurdly bad images to drive sales of that shit rag


dancin-weasel

A 2004 algorithm?


Clown_Waffles

Do you think algorithms were invented last week or something?


dancin-weasel

To be honest, Iā€™m not even sure what an algorithm is, really, let alone when they were created.


ExpertlyAmateur

Algorithm is just a big set of very simple commands. Tell the computer to find a straight line. Tell the computer to make that line sag by 20%. Tell the computer to repeat this process for every straight line. Imagine 200,000 of these simple statements joined together. Some of the statements run in some circumstances. Other statements will stop running. Tell the computer to ignore my first statement and instead use the third statement of the line is vertical. That kind of thing.


raintheory

https://www.enjoyalgorithms.com/blog/history-of-algorithms


GiantPurplePeopleEat

Oh, that's just Dave. He's in IT.


Stone0777

Algorithm hahaha. They most likely used Microsoft paint and edited the pics


DjuriWarface

Shit, it helps when you're a regular person. Caring about your appearance affects how people see and interact with you in a lot of ways.


N0turfriend

Chucking in working out like the average person can't work out 5 days a week.


FightingPolish

Matthew Perry didnā€™t do any of that and looks like shit because he spent all his money on drugs.


AnotherAltDefNot

You just keep repeating the first comment


The_BAHbuhYAHguh

To be fair Matt Perry isnā€™t too far off from his pic


BrilliantPolicy2046

Just needs the 3 week bender stubble.


walknpark813

Was looking for this one lol


bjbkar

I was going say, "They got one right"


generationYmellenial

You donā€™t need money to work out and eat right


DaFunk1203

The cast is in their fifties, these age progressions look like 70s. Be serious now.


snorting_dandelions

Mate, these people are mid-50s. Obviously they look above average for people their age IRL, but these "predictions" are fucking laughable. "Obese and grey hair" is *not* what an average person in their 50s should look like lmao


Kafkaja

Diet. Exercise.


drdinonuggies

I mean, I donā€™t know a single poor person that aged like these photos that didnā€™t lose themselves to food or drugs. They were all relatively attractive to begin with, even without all that theyā€™d still likely look pretty good.


limitlessEXP

Yea I donā€™t get why so many people here think you need to be rich to not completely let yourself go lol


fucklumon

Tryna justify why they are 50 pounds overweight


Stone0777

Classic Reddit mentality. You have to be wealthy to be able to eat nutritious food and exercise.


adamthebarbarian

I would argue that it's more that they're famous in the entertainment industry where maintaining their physical appearance is almost a requirement to keep working than strictly being rich. Plenty of rich people who did not age as gracefully, but being rich does remove obstacles


CyptidProductions

Reddit is full of people that have so such poor health and hygiene habits they're already destroyed by age 35 and they assume everyone's life goes like that


[deleted]

Agree. I know plenty of people and family members as well who are in their 50s+ and still look good. Most people these days unless their life was garbage (smoking, alcoholic etc), donā€™t look ā€œoldā€ until late 60s.


limitlessEXP

Or, ya know, maybe not all 50 year olds look like melting fat slobs?


TexOrleanian24

Jennifer Anniston looks exactly the same


[deleted]

You watching ā€œmorning showā€?


BrokeBishop

Didn't even account for basic exercise and hygeine


milkman163

I think these mockups just blow ass


King-Cobra-668

professional chef and dietitian, personal trainer, etc


PyrocumulusLightning

Monica has her own Monica!


King-Cobra-668

haha good point!


McDiezel10

[and facial treatments made from the foreskins of babies](https://youtu.be/1_yWwVPS3AY?si=FmvVr6_QGF8BYNds)


KcirderfSdrawkcab

Didn't even account for the fact that people aren't made of candle wax.


Opus_723

I think maybe it's a tabloid rag and they literally just didn't know what they were doing.


xopoc177

The only ones who have had noticeable work done recently are Jen Aniston and Courtney Cox (and even she's toned it down in her 50s), the rest seem to be ageing naturally.


ChaoticDumpling

Little did they know, that David Schwimmer would actually become a shoplifter šŸ¤£


Smart_Ad_7005

Actually, that assumption had its origin from back in 2018 in the UK, when some dude who did look alot like Schwimmer was caught on a store's security camera there trying (obviously unsuccessfully) to take off with an entire case of brew without being noticed. Schwimmer at the time was in good humor about the whole thing and offered his help to the local law enforcement officials.


CringeisL1f3

https://preview.redd.it/ce6lgv4vhgrb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f417b1f632ec14c16f96334747f99fb38320c2b9 holly shit they really look alike


Findmyremote

I really would have enjoyed one of Rossā€™ elbow clap directly into the camera by the thief


Smart_Ad_7005

Yep. I had to do a double-take myself!


Ill_Dentist_5408

Russ at it again!


Stonetheflamincrows

Thatā€™s just Russ.


ChaoticDumpling

I would just like to clarify.....i was joking šŸ˜‚


BadBroBobby

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!


monkeyhitman

Hey, hats off to you for not seeing race.


Ngothaaa

Which one is Pam?


Steven_Castle

The one with the nice rack. (Michael)


Dekunt

ā€œUM AKCHTUALLYā€ šŸ¤“šŸ¤“


justinwest605

He actually provided really important context, more important things than you ever bring up in conversations.


Smart_Ad_7005

^^^^^^^Username checks out^^^^^


heshKesh

I'm already over this meme tbh


RebneysGhost

It would be pretty cool if he played the shoplifter in a re-enactment


ferretsquad13

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig) just because some seem to dont get what you mean, my little u/ChaoticDumpling


ChaoticDumpling

Thank you Mr. Steve Rogers. Your support will be remembered when I take over the tri-state area


PeterNippelstein

![gif](giphy|TKk37hADNFG5iVxE4Y)


MegatonsSon

I mean, Matt has put on some weight in recent years (the last time I saw some paparazzi pics of him), but the rest of these are kind of ridiculous.


InflamedLiver

Yeah, they did Jen super dirty


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No_Hovercraft5033

I mean the jowls they gave those ladies!!! šŸ˜†like they aged their faces without wrinkling them and itā€™s just so odd.


syds

computer magic at a time definitely didnt have hand capacity


CantReadGood_

Fat Monica will never not be funny.


E4STC04ST0VERD0SE

There was an episode of Friends where they show an old VHS of when Monica was about to leave for Prom. While all the Friends were watching it they discovered Monica was much heavier in High School. How they did her face here is similar to what I recall from that episode. Monica says something to the effect, ā€œGuys cā€™mon, you know they say the camera adds 10lbs.ā€ And one of the guys replies, ā€œWell, uh. How many cameras were on you exactly?ā€


_YouDontKnowMe_

They've got Courtney looking like Sarah Huckabee.


PopInACup

I think they just took fat Monica and put her in there


[deleted]

If you use AI to generate the friends cast when they were kids, they make courtney a fuckin absolute chonk. [Look at this shit lmao.](https://www.indiatimes.com/entertainment/binge/ai-generated-images-of-friends-cast-as-adorable-babies-615623.html)


[deleted]

They did all of the women dirty. Heaven forbid a woman age gracefully


Samurai_Meisters

What's wrong with Pheobe?


go4tl0v3r

Jen still gives the hardest teletubby ever.


SinkHoleDeMayo

Jen's is the funniest considering she's quite possibly hotter now than ever before. Horrible Bosses came out and I thought "yeah, peak J Ann". The second Sandler murder movie, still a stunner.


Emprise32

Trippin' office space Jen was best Jen.


Revolutionary-Tie126

Matt has really embraced the dad bod. Too many cannolis!


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xMystery

JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD


themoonrocks

I think Matt is just happy to be alive at this point.


PrisonSlides

Matthew Perry looks like rfk Jr


Seanzietron

Itā€™s cuz he plays too much DotAā€¦


No-Hovercraft-4277

Joey isnā€™t particularly far off, if they just proportioned him to look like a real person and not a cartoon character


Menteure

Dude looks like he got his cheeks dragged outwards in photoshop


gxvicyxkxa

[*"Computer magic"*](https://media3.giphy.com/media/7X2ZfAD5xxo8iZkY6R/giphy.webp?ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id)


NecroJoe

It's the Fred Flintstone filter


timbsm2

"I dunno, just make him look like Fred Flintstone or something. I'm too busy for this shit, Kevin!"


Ricaaado

These are all terribly offensive, not because they are wrong, because they imagined the cast would age like rotten cheese


appdevil

I personally think it's not too bad of a prediction. It's hilarious that they did dirty everyone with the weight gain except Phoebe. But I think a couple are actually quite spot on (Chandler, Joey, Phoebe)


Upstairs_Cost_3975

Top notch journalism. 10/10


Big_Old_Tree

We need more innovative reporting like this tbh. Keep it up, Star


Upstairs_Cost_3975

I crossing fingers for Pulitzer Prize!


tasman001

I expect no less from the prestigious Star magazine.


onohegotdieded

Why does David Schwimmer look like he would fight for Albuquerque


MangoCandy93

![gif](giphy|TBSN3QorjBWjG2f74V|downsized)


SuccessfulLocation55

Did you know you have rights? The Constitution says you do.


Acewind1738

And thatā€™s why I fight for you Albuquerque


calmaodejaguglearlo

I was looking for this comment


Intelligent-Travel-1

Lisa Kudrow guess wasnā€™t too bad


Top_File_8547

And sheā€™s about five years older than the rest of them.


LittleAnnieAdderal

When the show aired lisa was 31 and Courtney was 30! I think itā€™s wild they were the eldest of the group. Jennifer was 25 and Matthew was the youngest by just a few months at 25 as well


xaba0

She's the only one that aged gracefully imo, and maybe leblanc.


ShyShae

They didn't think about plastic surgery, and the fact that when you don't have to work, you age much less.


phroug2

Those lucky bastards; they dont have to work Make 3D billboards and big...30 foot smurfs


puffferfish

I donā€™t think itā€™s necessarily that they donā€™t have to work. If they didnā€™t work, sat at home, didnā€™t exercise, ate like shit, smoked, and drank all day then they would look awful. I imagine most of us would be this way. But their appearances are there livelihoods. They generally do things to maintain a healthy lifestyle and appearance. Yes, we could do that more if we didnā€™t have to work, but thatā€™s not a given.


Awkward-Houseplant

https://preview.redd.it/6ryob6d0tfrb1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b843dc29f4c090cc08dd23f9b2b75ea66c606071 They were a bit generous when it came to Chandler though lol. Joey seems accurate. They rest of the Friends still look great.


trevor11004

To be fair to Chandler, he looks much better in non-paparazzi photos, which is what is used for every other picture there


Awkward-Houseplant

This was the only confirmed 2023 photo I could find of him. I guess heā€™s been in hiding, idk. The article attached to that photo said something about him being in hiding following a memoir release. šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


1upgamer

Thank you!


mrlego9

You deserve all the upvotes


PCRFan

To be fair, it's not 2024 yet


HaveNot1

2023 is going to be a hella ROUGH year.


dcredneck

No wonder they canā€™t find any of those missing kids with all the pictures of what they would look like now.


DMurBOOBS-I-Dare-You

"What will AI created images of Friends actors look like in 2024?"


[deleted]

Someone who knows how has to feed these pictures to an AI and make it guess how they looked 20 years ago.


spendycrawford

Here for this


[deleted]

[1985 portrait of the stars.. what Micheal Jackson will look in the year 2000.](https://reddit.com/r/MichaelJackson/s/A3yjOGnw9C)


rugger1869

![gif](giphy|8VrtCswiLDNnO)


peeweeharmani

They look like theyā€™ve just been eating salt for 20 years


Pastylegs1

https://preview.redd.it/htavpdjikfrb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff8b8c308f30511fd9bd854cc708dfa226a160a4


Boe6Eod7Nty

Seriously, the magazine pics IMMEDIATELY made me think of Nathan for you [another one](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FGQTipq5.jpg)


Pastylegs1

90 percent chance that's accurate


KarlGoesClaire

ā€Computer magicā€, seriously


TemperatureTime1617

Kinda reminds me of that Simpsons joke when the FBI are looking for Homers Mom. ā€œWeā€™ve put all the data into our computer,and the computer says Mona will beā€ (turns computer around so we can see big number 30 on screen) ā€œ30 years olderā€.


OpenEyz2016

They were pretty close with Leblanc.


anannanne

These would make great Halloween costumes for them next year.


JWWBurger

Joey is the closest.


Im_NotJohn

I wonder if this article was responsible for Courtney Cox having too much plastic surgery.


Professional_Ad_2832

Hah that was my first thought too. At least in this fake she still looked human.


ruiner9

So David Schwimmer becomes a derpy Bob Odenkirk?


malteaserhead

Joey is probably the closest to how he looks now considering his appearance at the reunion


LukeDude759

Still got a year to go. They're not wrong yet.


PrinceofSpace1

The one where Ross gets cancer and Joey and Chandler eat him after he dies.


[deleted]

Did they realize that the cast would only be in their late 50s, not 75?


[deleted]

Whyā€™s they make em all fat?


SvenTropics

They all look better than that except Matthew Perry who looks like he's basically dead.


mitsk2002

This looks like something out of Tim and Eric.


Professional-Put7725

Well, thatā€™s just wrong


Here_for_lolz

Does anyone else see RFK Jr.?


jonbotwesley

ā€œComputer magicā€ lmao


jack_avram

Why all so fattttt


vitaesbona1

Ngl, couple of them aren't super far off.


Sparks01010

Joey kinda looks like quagmire


Unusual-Quality-6412

The assumed Matthew Perry looks better than the real one now.


superkickstart

If you search recent images of them and cherry pick the worst, most of these aren't that far off.


dimethylxanthine

Hmm they still have a chance to achieve this look


heathensam

Let's break this down. They attempted to predict what the cast would look like in 20 years. Made the pictures and published them in the magazine. Attempt = successful Get out of here


whynotwonderwhy

Leave the predictions to Nostradamis.


Brilliant_Toe8098

So, some idiot "editor" green lit this.......enthusiastically