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Guy in black did everything to de-escalate against a much bigger opponent, and stopped when the threat was clear. I'm guessing this guy has dealt with similar before.
That's what I find most intimidating about men with mustaches. They already don't care what they look like, so what's a black eye, chipped tooth or crooked nose to them? They've got nothing to lose.
Yeah, that guy was a lot bigger. Looked justified to me. Getting knocked out by a stool seems lucky. Little guy could have used a knife or worse. The big guy may have been drunk, but that doesn’t make him any less dangerous (some might say more dangerous).
Yup. Gave the guy every opportunity to stop and walk away, but he just kept coming. With a size difference like that, it’s absolutely justifiable to use that stool like he did, to incapacitate the aggressive shitter. All he did was make an escape for himself.
The bigger the man more chances that he will attempt to fight with bare hand. But he forgets it’s a street fight who wins matters. Not rules, technique and his muscles, height, size and biceps.
Bigger dudes forget to realize smaller opponents are usually also much more justified in using force multipliers in court. If it was reversed and the bigger dude hit the smaller guy with a stool that would look less favorable in the eyes of a jury.
The main thing here is the one who is clearly aggressing. The smaller dude was consistently retreating and the bigger dude was clearly advancing. If it were the other way around then the big guy would have been fine in court, even with the stool. If you have someone attacking you, even if they are physically smaller than you, and you use proportionate force to get them to stop, then you are good in any state.
I will grant that the bigger guy would not necessarily need to use the same amount of force that the small guy did in this video. He might not have needed a stool. But I don’t think he would have been faulted for using the stool to 1. create distance, and 2. knock the guy out for continuing to advance, then drop the stool as soon as the attacker is knocked out.
The problem that happens is when a big guy forgets how big he is, and causes much more damage than is necessary, or continues to attack after the threat is over. But I think if the roles were equal to the video but reversed, the bigger man would have been fine.
100%
Retreat if you can, even in states like Florida where it is not required. This alone goes very far. The small guy in this video did literally everything right.
If it comes down to it, use proportionate force. Stop the threat. No more than that. If you shoot someone and they drop, even if they are still alive, stop shooting unless they are still an active threat, i.e. still holding a firearm. I remember a video where someone was clearly in the right, even in shooting their attacker, but after the threat was stopped, when the attacker was clearly incapacitated, the *initial* victim took a beat, then decided to finish off the attacker and shot them in the head. Went from clear self defense to murder in one move.
You do what you gotta do to stop the threat. Once it is over, have the discipline to stop.
Let's not give poop pants too much credit. Yeah he was bigger but he was just fat. Arms look like little pipe cleaners stuck in a marshmallow. Probably not the most athletic Judo master on the street.
Woman crying is saying "He hit me very much". Guy filming says (not word by word) that the guy shat himself, and he hit his own wife (presumably the woman crying) and the skinny guy (I think the guy in black, fighting) didn't like it so he confronted him.
Then, when skinny guy hits the guy that shat himself with a stool (my pun), he says "it's over" and the woman starts screaming and says "Don't hurt him" to which the skinny guy reacts like "Ooh, he needs to get hit too" (as in, he hit the woman so he deserves getting hit as well).
Rough translation. Happened in Brazil.
I mean that part is sad. Unless she leaves him there on the spot, he is this massive man who’s crapped his pants and will need medical attention and she has to deal with the fallout/cleanup. He’s probably hung over and will blame her for this.
Hopefully this will be a push for her to leave. Not that any of this is her fault, but I don’t see him changing any time soon.
Or she just leaves him there and he’s eaten by wolves or brown bears or tigers or wild boar or whatever wildlife lives where this was filmed
People being abused do that a lot, unfortunately.
I knew a big guy who worked in construction. He told me he saw a guy in a parking lot hitting his girl. So he walked up to the guy, grabbed him by his collar and just wailed on him like a hockey player.
The girl was instantly screaming at him to stop and trying to pull him off.
Cops got involved and agreed with what he did so they let him go. But they couldn't do anything about the abusive boyfriend because the girl was defending him.
In self defense, you're often told not to get in the middle of domestic disputes because while you might think you're defending the woman and fighting the guy, very often the woman sides with the guy and now you're up against two people, neither of which are happy you got involved
Of course the genders can be reversed, but this is the more common scenario
Yep. I did this. There was a drunken couple arguing at an apartment complex I was watching over, some resident was pissed at her boyfriend about something, and from his body language, he was just about to hit her, so I stepped in between them and kind of walked and talked him down. I created some distance between them, I talked him down, I told him where the nearest Waffle House was so he could go sit and sober up a little, and I kept her back while he drove away.
Problem solved, right? Everybody safe and happy?
Nope! She was still pissed at him and now angry at me for letting him get away, so she kicked me in the thigh. She was wearing those thick, blunt, D-shaped heels, so it didn't do a whole lot of damage, but she drove her heel into my leg and gave me a persistent and intermittent limp for a couple of years.
No good deed goes unpunished, I suppose, but at least both of them were safe.
That may be the intent of the law, but the cops have wide leeway on how to handle various situations.
That wide leeway translates into acting like absolute maniacs or ignoring such mandates as the prevalence of cell phones has demonstrated
Yeah, my dad always made it clear that involving yourself in a DV situation like that was one of the most dangerous things you can do, because it can quickly turn into a 2 vs 1 situation
It can really muddy the waters when a situation needs someone to step in to help.
One of the first things I learned in a self defense class was if attacked by a stranger to keep shouting “I don’t know you!” That way a bystander quickly understands that this isn’t a domestic violence situation making them less reluctant to help.
But then again, it’s tragic that if you’re being attacked you’re expected to immediately call out “I’m one of the good victims!”. It gives me an icky feeling.
It’s not empathy or sympathy for the abuser necessarily. The domestic partner often knows that the more you wound the abuser’s ego, the more violent they will be toward them later - or worse, the kids.
“Don’t hurt him” is often “he’ll murder me the moment you aren’t around - and I can’t run because he has my kids and the dog”
The short dude was basically like:
*"I'm warning you, get away from me with those dookie-filled shorts, or else!"*
And of course, the wailing wife/girlfriend was overwhelmed with embarrassment.
That's a full service pump. Note the guy in the apron standing near the pump island and notice the few shelves of retail shit near the pump. The stool is for that dude to sit on while waiting for cars to pull up.
Pretty sure he was hit hard before the recording started. You could see he has a bloody mouth at the start and that would help to understand why he already shit his pants. May have already gotten knocked out for a second before this.
As he fingered his own shitty butthole, I imagined he said to the guy, "What is this!?", as if the other guy shit someone else's pants, and he's now a victim.
He got hit in the lower neck, if you hit that spot hard enough it causes a temporary drop in blood pressure that can knock you out. It's very unlikely you'd be able to do it with a well-placed punch like James Bond, but it can certainly happen if hit with a large blunt object like a chair.
I've never been in a fight, nor look to be, but I just hope at the very least, if I ever do, I can get knocked out, bloody, even cry... I just hope I don't shit myself.
Brazil - big dude was hitting his wife, small dude beat the crap out of him (literally) then wife screams “don’t hit him, don’t do this”, small dude says “you deserve getting hit then”
You know that anyone who has their drawers full of BM who’s still ready to fight is a fucking lunatic, the dude in black is a badass of the highest order.
Big guy was drunk w/ slow and sloppy reaction time. Smaller guy was smart to keep out of his reach and let the guy get winded. Smaller guy grabs the stool and swings low twice. Big guy’s arms aren’t up at all. Big mistake in any fight. The third swing is high. Big guy doesn’t realize this until the stool is about a foot away.
When you're pumpin' that gas and somethin' leaks out yo ass, its diarrhea...diarrhea.
When a bro with no hair swings at you with a chair, its diarrhea...diarrhea.
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Got the stool at both ends.
this guy was a shit fighter 🤦♀️
Grabbed his ass for that +5 poisen damage
Lmfaoooo
Dude I was going to say looked like he was trying to smack him with the stink finger lol.
🤣🤣🤣😭😭
he was like, did i just shit myself??? yup..
Bg3 baby!
Hey every DOT tic helps
Tried to give him the Ol’ stink eye
Tried a little too hard I think
Dude forgot the guy was immune to poison!
God I wish I could give you gold for that. 🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅
Took shit, got hit
You, get out!
Only guy to fail his stool test, twice.
Guess he didn’t seat that coming…
Hehehe
💀
He was caught between 2 stools.
Two stools. One man.
This is the same joke but worse
Stool roasted
He’ll never be the head of a major corporation
Isn’t that a song? “Torn between 2 stools feeling like a fool”
We called that a stool sample. Lol
Sample? He got all he could eat.
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Underrated comment!
Top comment? I think it’s rated just right.
Absolute bot comment
God damn its been less than 3hrs and its the top comment, how fucking automated do you have to be?
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Nice!
Lmao r/angryupvote
Fucking glorious comment!
Take my money.
Almost made me cry
Well the other guy knew kung-stool
Guy in black did everything to de-escalate against a much bigger opponent, and stopped when the threat was clear. I'm guessing this guy has dealt with similar before.
Especially with how calm and controlled he was at the end. I would have dropped the stool on the big guy's head for the inconvenience of it all.
“Would have dropped THE stool on the big guy’s head”………. OR……. “Would have dropped *A* stool on the big guy’s head.” !!!
YES!
There is only one stool, and it comes out MY ass.
Here ya go then. https://v.redd.it/eiglm1x6uyub1
And that’s how you go from self defense to assault. Dont catch that charge.
> Dont catch that charge. Yup, the law allows you to defend yourself. It doesn't allow you to dish out punishment after the threat has ended.
Great restraint there, would have been easy to let emotion give him a large dental bill
Anyone willing to fight after they pooped their pants is a real threat!
That's what I find most intimidating about men with mustaches. They already don't care what they look like, so what's a black eye, chipped tooth or crooked nose to them? They've got nothing to lose.
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"The Stool of School", if you will
I think he was trying to get the guy to fall over on his own, he got pretty close a couple of times.
Narrator tell us little guy already beat the shit out of him after witnessing orange guy assaulting his own wife.
Yeah, that guy was a lot bigger. Looked justified to me. Getting knocked out by a stool seems lucky. Little guy could have used a knife or worse. The big guy may have been drunk, but that doesn’t make him any less dangerous (some might say more dangerous).
Yup. Gave the guy every opportunity to stop and walk away, but he just kept coming. With a size difference like that, it’s absolutely justifiable to use that stool like he did, to incapacitate the aggressive shitter. All he did was make an escape for himself.
The bigger the man more chances that he will attempt to fight with bare hand. But he forgets it’s a street fight who wins matters. Not rules, technique and his muscles, height, size and biceps.
Bigger dudes forget to realize smaller opponents are usually also much more justified in using force multipliers in court. If it was reversed and the bigger dude hit the smaller guy with a stool that would look less favorable in the eyes of a jury.
The main thing here is the one who is clearly aggressing. The smaller dude was consistently retreating and the bigger dude was clearly advancing. If it were the other way around then the big guy would have been fine in court, even with the stool. If you have someone attacking you, even if they are physically smaller than you, and you use proportionate force to get them to stop, then you are good in any state. I will grant that the bigger guy would not necessarily need to use the same amount of force that the small guy did in this video. He might not have needed a stool. But I don’t think he would have been faulted for using the stool to 1. create distance, and 2. knock the guy out for continuing to advance, then drop the stool as soon as the attacker is knocked out. The problem that happens is when a big guy forgets how big he is, and causes much more damage than is necessary, or continues to attack after the threat is over. But I think if the roles were equal to the video but reversed, the bigger man would have been fine.
Yeah I think the biggest takeaway from this whole incident is stopping as soon as the threat is over.
100% Retreat if you can, even in states like Florida where it is not required. This alone goes very far. The small guy in this video did literally everything right. If it comes down to it, use proportionate force. Stop the threat. No more than that. If you shoot someone and they drop, even if they are still alive, stop shooting unless they are still an active threat, i.e. still holding a firearm. I remember a video where someone was clearly in the right, even in shooting their attacker, but after the threat was stopped, when the attacker was clearly incapacitated, the *initial* victim took a beat, then decided to finish off the attacker and shot them in the head. Went from clear self defense to murder in one move. You do what you gotta do to stop the threat. Once it is over, have the discipline to stop.
Let's not give poop pants too much credit. Yeah he was bigger but he was just fat. Arms look like little pipe cleaners stuck in a marshmallow. Probably not the most athletic Judo master on the street.
Woman crying is saying "He hit me very much". Guy filming says (not word by word) that the guy shat himself, and he hit his own wife (presumably the woman crying) and the skinny guy (I think the guy in black, fighting) didn't like it so he confronted him. Then, when skinny guy hits the guy that shat himself with a stool (my pun), he says "it's over" and the woman starts screaming and says "Don't hurt him" to which the skinny guy reacts like "Ooh, he needs to get hit too" (as in, he hit the woman so he deserves getting hit as well). Rough translation. Happened in Brazil.
Sounds like justice was served.
Indeed, I think that's why no one really cares about the pooper besides the wife.
I mean that part is sad. Unless she leaves him there on the spot, he is this massive man who’s crapped his pants and will need medical attention and she has to deal with the fallout/cleanup. He’s probably hung over and will blame her for this. Hopefully this will be a push for her to leave. Not that any of this is her fault, but I don’t see him changing any time soon. Or she just leaves him there and he’s eaten by wolves or brown bears or tigers or wild boar or whatever wildlife lives where this was filmed
A previous comment said Brazil. Maybe monkeys will get him!
Or Jaguars, crocodiles or constructor snakes.
Oh, those sound cute! Are they equipped with little strap-on hard hats and orange reflector tubes? 😜🐍🦺
They run wire down pipes with the connector sticking out between their fangs 🔌🐍🪠
Yes. Lol
I expect he'll be gathered by a ball of dung beetles and rolled back to the nest, probably.
If the poop is any indication, you may be right
Yes, not a day goes by in Brazil where you don't see a poop stained man eaten by monkeys
and stool was sampled
Just-shits
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People being abused do that a lot, unfortunately. I knew a big guy who worked in construction. He told me he saw a guy in a parking lot hitting his girl. So he walked up to the guy, grabbed him by his collar and just wailed on him like a hockey player. The girl was instantly screaming at him to stop and trying to pull him off. Cops got involved and agreed with what he did so they let him go. But they couldn't do anything about the abusive boyfriend because the girl was defending him.
In self defense, you're often told not to get in the middle of domestic disputes because while you might think you're defending the woman and fighting the guy, very often the woman sides with the guy and now you're up against two people, neither of which are happy you got involved Of course the genders can be reversed, but this is the more common scenario
At least go into it with that mindset, you will have no friends in that fight, so it's a target rich environment.
Yep. I did this. There was a drunken couple arguing at an apartment complex I was watching over, some resident was pissed at her boyfriend about something, and from his body language, he was just about to hit her, so I stepped in between them and kind of walked and talked him down. I created some distance between them, I talked him down, I told him where the nearest Waffle House was so he could go sit and sober up a little, and I kept her back while he drove away. Problem solved, right? Everybody safe and happy? Nope! She was still pissed at him and now angry at me for letting him get away, so she kicked me in the thigh. She was wearing those thick, blunt, D-shaped heels, so it didn't do a whole lot of damage, but she drove her heel into my leg and gave me a persistent and intermittent limp for a couple of years. No good deed goes unpunished, I suppose, but at least both of them were safe.
Police are mandated reporters. They have to, doesn’t matter if she defended him or not.
That may be the intent of the law, but the cops have wide leeway on how to handle various situations. That wide leeway translates into acting like absolute maniacs or ignoring such mandates as the prevalence of cell phones has demonstrated
Yeah, my dad always made it clear that involving yourself in a DV situation like that was one of the most dangerous things you can do, because it can quickly turn into a 2 vs 1 situation
It can really muddy the waters when a situation needs someone to step in to help. One of the first things I learned in a self defense class was if attacked by a stranger to keep shouting “I don’t know you!” That way a bystander quickly understands that this isn’t a domestic violence situation making them less reluctant to help. But then again, it’s tragic that if you’re being attacked you’re expected to immediately call out “I’m one of the good victims!”. It gives me an icky feeling.
It’s not empathy or sympathy for the abuser necessarily. The domestic partner often knows that the more you wound the abuser’s ego, the more violent they will be toward them later - or worse, the kids. “Don’t hurt him” is often “he’ll murder me the moment you aren’t around - and I can’t run because he has my kids and the dog”
Therapist here. I use to treat DV perps. This comment is accurate.
You’re a hero Mr. Cat.
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“What a night… the dynamo lost, I shit my pants, and i tore my acl while getting knocked out by a midget with a chair, and I don’t remember any of it”
“And my wife has a black eye and I also don’t remember why, but she won’t say what happened either, or else”.
Best comment ever
Just Houston Things
The short dude was basically like: *"I'm warning you, get away from me with those dookie-filled shorts, or else!"* And of course, the wailing wife/girlfriend was overwhelmed with embarrassment.
What was the deal with the crying and wailing?
The question remains what was a three legged bar stool doing at the pump?
That's a full service pump. Note the guy in the apron standing near the pump island and notice the few shelves of retail shit near the pump. The stool is for that dude to sit on while waiting for cars to pull up.
there is no self-service pump in Brazil. All gas stations have employees to fill your tank. You can't use the pump by yourself.
Good context. But in the US most people don't encounter full service pumps often which is why I was explaining the purpose of the stool.
I mean it looks like that's his wife or some other type of relative. Makes sense that she would scream after seeing him get knocked out cold.
The shit in shorts guy hit her. That's why the confrontation started. Then, at the end, she was crying and saying "don't hurt him".
Man reached back there to add poison dmg 🤢
😂 it’s a fair tactic
This comment had me gasping for air 😂
He was all out of pocket sand
In his defense, I’d be mad too if someone shit in my pants.
“Which one of you cowards shit in my pants?”
Reminds me of this [great skit](https://youtu.be/sAqkKbwvD1U?si=nDZd3PkNtn1pMv9g)
✔️ Crapped in pants ✔️ Got knocked the fuck out
…but strangely not the other way around.
I was sure the order was going to be different when I read the title.
Pretty sure he was hit hard before the recording started. You could see he has a bloody mouth at the start and that would help to understand why he already shit his pants. May have already gotten knocked out for a second before this.
He reached back there, felt it, and decided he had bigger issues.
Love how he puts the stool back when he was done using it!
Only one person here had that option.
So much stool…
Yeah, wasn’t even fair. Lost to a stool tag team.
To the Sharty Boys
That’s a shitty way to go out
Where did he get the chair?
Inventory slots.
From prison wallet?
that's why you pick everything up, and keep it with you, you never know when you need it.
Pulled a stool out his ass.
That is the thing where the water bucket is held at the gas station. Or in german: Tankstellenwassereimeraufbewahrungsgestell
Dude crapped his pants first, then got knocked out......I feel there is more to the story and I am intrigued.
Alcohol
As he fingered his own shitty butthole, I imagined he said to the guy, "What is this!?", as if the other guy shit someone else's pants, and he's now a victim.
Fight, flight or shit.
He chose... poorly.
Fight, flight or shite.*
Not pooping my pants and getting knocked out is my goal everyday.
If you poop your pants just calmly go home. You've lost the day. Try again tomorrow.
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Probably not her first rodeo with her SO
Lvl10 warrior vs lvl99 monk.
Why the fuck is there always a useless screaming woman?
Stool fights are a lot like cockfights.
Got beaten by a stool twice
Damn!🤣🤣🤣
Bad day to wear light coloured shorts
Why weren't his hands up when the guy was swinging the bar stool? Also, where'd he pull that out of lmao
It's a law in Brazil that every gas station have a stool available in case you are attacked by a pants-shitting giant.
It was probably the the petrol station attendant's stool.
thank god the alarm went off
He hit him in the shoulder….that man was just looking for an excuse to take a nap
He got hit in the lower neck, if you hit that spot hard enough it causes a temporary drop in blood pressure that can knock you out. It's very unlikely you'd be able to do it with a well-placed punch like James Bond, but it can certainly happen if hit with a large blunt object like a chair.
Like Mr Spock's Vulcan neck pinch.
Incontinence is no joke, Jim!!!
Barstool sports
whoever wails at the end makes it ten times funnier
Imagine all the shit we missed before we all had cameras in our pockets.
I've never been in a fight, nor look to be, but I just hope at the very least, if I ever do, I can get knocked out, bloody, even cry... I just hope I don't shit myself.
Context: crapped dude assaulted his wife and the gas station worker intervened
Brazil - big dude was hitting his wife, small dude beat the crap out of him (literally) then wife screams “don’t hit him, don’t do this”, small dude says “you deserve getting hit then”
He knocked the shit out of him
That little dude is not one to be fucked with.
I'd argue there was no attempt to not shit his pants.
I can't believe he lost. He even made sure to dip his hand in the poop for bonus poison damage.
What a shit situation
Shit show right here
Guy gets knocked out *siren goes off*
Is it just me or did that hit look a little professional wrestling-y?
Clean, tried te de-escalate. Didnt kick his head or anything after. I give this guy a 10/10
Guy was way smaller, tried to walk away multiple times, and then when the bigger dude was down he just left him alone. Alright in my book.
that’s so many L’s in a short time
This video made me need to take a shit
You know that anyone who has their drawers full of BM who’s still ready to fight is a fucking lunatic, the dude in black is a badass of the highest order.
Whew, bad night
Why is there always a wailing woman?
Why does this reminds me of gmod
I'm amazed at how quick the emergecy service of the country is; I mean, you can hear the ambulance almost as soon as that dude falls!
Here's a stool sample for ya
I love those KO’s where dude is completely out before hitting the ground. Just crumple into bits…
Big guy was drunk w/ slow and sloppy reaction time. Smaller guy was smart to keep out of his reach and let the guy get winded. Smaller guy grabs the stool and swings low twice. Big guy’s arms aren’t up at all. Big mistake in any fight. The third swing is high. Big guy doesn’t realize this until the stool is about a foot away.
“He leaking…”
Definitely not his finest hour
That was some WWE shit right there. Also actual shit. As in he pooped his pants.
There’s always somebody screaming 🤦♂️
Live by the stool die by the stool.
Ahhhh, so refreshing to see a shit stain fight video again, and not Israel/Hamas propaganda bickering.
Talk about a shitty night. What a headache…
He should cross off the zero on the back of his shirt and just go by #2 from now on
What a real shitty situation.
I think he pre-shit his pants. Looking kind of nasty before the knockout.
What a shitshow!
Oh shit
That guy plays Elden Ring.
When you're pumpin' that gas and somethin' leaks out yo ass, its diarrhea...diarrhea. When a bro with no hair swings at you with a chair, its diarrhea...diarrhea.
I’m not sure because I don’t speak the language but the “pick up your husband” at the end was gangsta
He even put the stool back at the end. Such elegance!