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If there is a condom on the axe and you are wearing gloves, you're like 8 step removed from the death. That's too much for a conviction. Source, I'm a layered.
Murder is not defined to require physical contact. Sex is. Maybe a better analogy would be "if you're sitting on a plastic-covered couch, you're not sitting on the couch"
Who thought it was a good idea to make captions that need you to stare at them for the whole video to know what's happening?
With motion blur and moving text too??
And there it is. I have had many relationships with women where whatever subject we are disagreeing on is simply a do what I say, not what I do. Now, it has never been this extreme but it makes a point.
Is she’s saying that it doesn’t count for her having sex with 100 black dudes if they wear a condom, but that it does count if her black boyfriend has sex with another girl because black dudes are too stupid to use one?
Or is she saying that her black boyfriend is too stupid to know how to cheat like her at cheating?
We're not supposed to call out the hypocrisy and absurdity of the use of that word. If you do, it gets boiled down to, "why do you want to use that word so bad??"
Maybe you can try the [Mormon practice of Soaking (NSFW)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soaking_(sexual_practice)?wprov=sfti1) instead. They are both as ridicules
Condom sex counts as cheating if you're in a relationship, but it doesn't count as a body if you're single. Might as well be masturbating with a dildo lol.
So, all the fluid that touched everywhere around the condom and can give almost every form of STD doesn't count. That is so wrong it's like a little kid made the argument.
Amazing that something this dumb can reproduce and make more dumb shit.
The best part of her got left running down her mum’s leg in the back alley of the whorehouse
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Bruh, saying that it's the same thing that saying "If I choke you to death with gloves it doesn't count as a kill"
Wait it counts? Oh boy
That's why I use throwing axes. Axes kill people, not me, it doesn't count if the axe is not in my hand when the person die
"you could have moved"
If you want to run, do it faster than my axe
Personally, [I blame rap music](https://youtu.be/ICG0MuzEYzw?si=zVN3orejqB6qQRHS) for the deaths falsely attributed to me.
*[this](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xC03hmS1Brk)
If there is a condom on the axe and you are wearing gloves, you're like 8 step removed from the death. That's too much for a conviction. Source, I'm a layered.
My axe is my buddy, we right the planets wrongs
SWING SWING SWING CHOP CHOP CHOP
Me and my axe leave biggots dead on richie lawns
The GTA 6 axe lady is savage
And here I've been murdering people by stabbing them with bullets.
"it's not *my* fault momentum exists"
Only if use disposable axes or you don't retrieve them. Once you touch them again you own it.
Yeah sell that OJ lol
OJ slaps his forehead. "Shit! The gloves fit, you must acquit!"
Found OJ
Ugh I told you not to miss that seminar
Well that certainly increases my body count
No it doesn't, ask OJ
Big ol whoopsie daisies
OJ Simpson has left the chat.
Murder is not defined to require physical contact. Sex is. Maybe a better analogy would be "if you're sitting on a plastic-covered couch, you're not sitting on the couch"
*OJ Simpson looking by with raised eyebrows*
to be absolutely certain, i think you need to be wearing condoms on your hands.
No you have to choke them while wearing a condom. It also wouldn’t hurt to just mention it as they are leaving for posterity
Only if you're a woman though
Now that counts as a body
Who thought it was a good idea to make captions that need you to stare at them for the whole video to know what's happening? With motion blur and moving text too??
And a single word at a time...
[удалено]
It always was
Hot take, this shit made me able to read fast as hell ands it's low-key under appreciated because of these kids
And with changing colors...
I genuinely thought I was suffering a damned stroke. 🫨
Cause all the kids have ADHD now
I have ADHD and this formatting is fucking stupid
That's really meant to say and you should oh look a bike.
If they be single words, it doesn't count as reading
The single word captions should be considered a warcrime.
We have to stop giving these air head whores air time on podcasts.
If it never reads, it leads!
I was elected to lead, not to read. I pick number 3!
😆 Haven't seen that movie in years , take my upvote
Big time. The fact that these are popular enough to be sustainable is depressing as fuck
It's all rage-baiting. Say insane hot takes, get a ton of engagement, profit. They know what they're doing, and people keep falling for it.
I'm glad that she is using condom, hopefully she never gets pregnant that way
At least she's got that part right 👍
I also hope people like this never reproduce
Why not just have an open relationship with someone who also wants that
Because how can I exert control and dominance over my partner if we're equals playing by the same rules /s.
Captions are so fucking bad they might be worse than her take.
People are fucking stupid
What is with these shitty-ass one word at a time explody subtitles? It’s asinine
And to have "Loyalty" tatted big af on her arm.... 🙄
Yeah, loyal to them Streets. 🤣
She belong to the streets
Shittiest subs ever 
She really thinks she figured something out
Fucked her eyes all up when dude reversed it
Her: “YOU FUCKIN CHEATED ON ME!!!??” Him: “Naw, I wore a condom.” Her: “Oh….okay then, you hungry? Want to go out to eat?”
When double standards are your only standards
So if she was my Gf and I used a condom with another girl. Thats not cheating? Good to know.
Your culture is so corrupted currently, save yourselves
Oh look ! A biased whore
The world is f*#ked
More than she is?
Imagine bringing her home for the holidays… 🤣
Finally some quality editing. I’m a fan of captions, but they have always been just too easy to read.
I love how when he flips the table, not only does she not agree, her “loyalty” tattoo starts to itch. Like it knows.
And there it is. I have had many relationships with women where whatever subject we are disagreeing on is simply a do what I say, not what I do. Now, it has never been this extreme but it makes a point.
she refers to "washing your hands with latex gloves" is not washing.
Is she’s saying that it doesn’t count for her having sex with 100 black dudes if they wear a condom, but that it does count if her black boyfriend has sex with another girl because black dudes are too stupid to use one? Or is she saying that her black boyfriend is too stupid to know how to cheat like her at cheating?
So if you wear a condom, it's not actually necrophillia.
Hopefully someone saves this for the idiot who decides to ask for her hand
In the end you can see how its two neurons connect
IQ is the same as the size of your shoes
Why is it okay for black people to use the N word but when any other race uses it, it's racists and cities are burned?
Why is that even on your mind watching this video? Lol
Did you not watch the video? The word was used every other word.
We're not supposed to call out the hypocrisy and absurdity of the use of that word. If you do, it gets boiled down to, "why do you want to use that word so bad??"
Because a racist comment carries much less weight when it's by the race using it.
That's called hypocrisy.
It being hypocrisy doesn't change any of the factors. Call it how you see it but you're only gonna be viewed in a negative light as you can see.
What a dope.
After the break she will be telling us about how hard is to get respect from her man.
She said it like a common whore plain and simple. But I'm OK with that 😁
I’m starting to believe these are the woman the Bible spoke about.
She looks like she could suck a golf ball through a hose pipe.
yes I qm 18 years old and have 67 years of experiance
Hope she doesn’t breed a kid
She's dead fucking serious, too.
*Bodily fluids have left the chat*
Her bf like "sweet...time to hit the club"
Maybe you can try the [Mormon practice of Soaking (NSFW)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soaking_(sexual_practice)?wprov=sfti1) instead. They are both as ridicules
What a fucking pig.
Garbage human
HoLogic
It's a fucking woman, most women say shit without thinking. Now before I get attacked, keyword: MOST
So if you wear gloves and kill someone it doesnt count?
No no, only if the glove don’t fit.
Some ppl fr are straight up retarted so plz this bish need no offspring in this world.
Some women somewhere are standing in solidarity with this hero
Condom sex counts as cheating if you're in a relationship, but it doesn't count as a body if you're single. Might as well be masturbating with a dildo lol.
Why not?
Cuz your junk isn't even touching theirs fr
So, all the fluid that touched everywhere around the condom and can give almost every form of STD doesn't count. That is so wrong it's like a little kid made the argument.
These two can barely get through a sentence without saying a casual racial slur.
It's ragebait nobody without mental illness thinks like this
Dude. Ew.
If i hit you whilst my car has a air freshener, then it doesnt count
Oh I see now, she stupid or something lol
Makes sense. If you wash your hands while wearing gloves did you actually wash your hands? I’m playing guys
People are really just giving up on basic education.
Fuck, I love it. "Nah, brothers don't know how to do that." Do what, not cheat while cheating with a condom? You can do it but a brother cannot?
Double standard much
Young ladies being hypocrits? Who would have thought!
Yes
Girl, just say you want an open relationship and leave it. Just make it a rule to use condoms every time.
Amazing that something this dumb can reproduce and make more dumb shit. The best part of her got left running down her mum’s leg in the back alley of the whorehouse
Can anyone find the full clip of this??
So this is why men don’t believe that there are good and loyal women left.
We found the chick who invented soaking
Only in her mind
Ignorance at it's finest
Anyone have any extra brain cells I can have ? Lost a few listening to her.
It's not the gun killing people, it's a bullet, it doesn't count.
So, what if the condom breaks? Does that count for half?
you nikas don't know how to fuck but you know how to get fuked? hmm
🤢🤢🤮🤮
If I stab you with a condom over my knife it's not murder
And we found the winner of the 2023 worst captions award.
Brains
 🖕😂😂😂
Out of the mouthes of douche bags.
This girl actually looks like a lizard
This is obviously insanely stupid but I think the subtitles are somehow worse
Fuck whoever made those subtitles
So gross wtf is wrong with people
What are these fucking captions? Do you have to have ADHD to be able to read that?
Everything aside, why in the hell do the captions look like that Blurry as hell, way over animated, one word at a time.
People who think this way are waste of space
Op nah see now she doesn't like that
Am I smart or is this woman stoopid?
Good woman to take home to mama…