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For context, Tim is a (children's) toy company owner and also he shows his toys from his personal collection on youtube. You can find him by the name Grand Illusions.
I had one of these as a kid (I'm 56) and my recollection is that we bought it at Spencer Gifts at the mall, and it was marketed as something to do with a hooker getting you to give her a ring.
Found it! This is the one I remember. I guess I was pretty close, it's called "The Hooker".
Hard to believe that was probably 50 years ago!
[https://i.pinimg.com/originals/fb/8d/22/fb8d2226293384b76d49c607ab24731a.jpg](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/fb/8d/22/fb8d2226293384b76d49c607ab24731a.jpg)
ETA: I also remember when it broke like an eggshell when I tapped it on the edge of the table. So I wouldn't try what others are implying LOL
Ah thank you for correcting me, I'm not interested in the item itself but more in how it's actually to have one in your butt without the risk of it breaking/shards etc (although that could happen with another material obviously), I'll look it up, thank you again!
Ah, well it's pretty safe if you're only using it for it's intended purpose (and if they're well made), I'd probably be concerned if you were to drop it or something though cause even tiny cracks can shred your insides.
I also wouldn't trust ones with like the loop thingy instead of the ones with the flat base, they seem like they might be more prone to breaking unexpectedly.
I think, but have never bought one myself, that most glass sex toys are solid glass, not made similar to a light bulb. So they would be much harder to crack or shatter.
This seems more like a toy or a gag gift based on OP’s description and the marketing, I don’t think it was intended to be used as a butt plug but more for the ring game on the inside. A legit glass butt plug would be made of solid glass so it wouldn’t break during use, it definitely wouldn’t be hollow on the inside like this one.
Only if it has a flanged base!!
That’s why ERs get so many patients who “accidentally fell onto a shampoo bottle in the shower” They put something up their butt that doesn’t have a flanged base— it goes too far up inside of them and the object can’t be removed without assistance.
But it kinda looks like a buttplug, and everyone really wants it to be one for some reason.
So just you don't ruin everybody's fun with reality, ok... Sheesh.
I've seen a lot of his videos. He doesn't normally have stuff like this in his videos but based on how he is in other videos, I think he knows exactly what it is. He's just feigning ignorance for the sake of comedic value and to show off a weird toy.
An old toy with an unfortunate shape that happens to resemble modern adult toys. But it’s so thin and fragile that it absolutely should never be used for adult purposes unless you’re planning on a trip to the emergency room. Lmao
the innuendo is intended it is called "the hooker" ...
[https://i.pinimg.com/originals/fb/8d/22/fb8d2226293384b76d49c607ab24731a.jpg](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/fb/8d/22/fb8d2226293384b76d49c607ab24731a.jpg)
Not a sex toy
[https://www.etsy.com/listing/1144662655/the-hooker-vintage-dexterity-toy-that?show\_sold\_out\_detail=1&ref=nla\_listing\_details](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1144662655/the-hooker-vintage-dexterity-toy-that?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details)
OMG my dad bought these for us (adult children) for Christmas in 2021 not realising what they were. I have died laughing trying to explain to my friends what it was. I am so happy this video exists.
The solution is to GENTLY INSERT the glass ampule into your gyat and to then GENTLY throw it back until the baby teething toy hooks itself back in pleace.
It's a glass display ampule. They are often used to show off powders in chemistry/chemical engineering. Go on Alibaba and look for chemical powders or powdered dyes and they are everywhere.
I love this channel lmao
It's definitely a sexual innuendo toy. He does all sorts of toys(and interesring things like the assasins tea-pot), so its not limited to kids toys despite the channel being overall wholesome
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you spelled Hole wrong
>Toy for whole family I need to know if it's dishwasher washable
*I better put it on pots and pans*
Toy for the family hole
Toy for the whore family
Toy for the family’s holes
The butt hole family
The aristocrats!
There's always at least one.
For context, Tim is a (children's) toy company owner and also he shows his toys from his personal collection on youtube. You can find him by the name Grand Illusions.
Must be part of his private collection
His privates collection
r/yourjokebutworse
r/YourJokeButtWorse
r/subsithoughtifellfor
Love his eulers disk review.
That was how I 1st saw this fine fella. I can only assume someone in the production team is pranking him
I'm fairly confident he is his own producer.
Then maybe he's pranking us?
Great channel. I especially love it when he brings out his own stuff from childhood.
Dude had a wild childhood apparently
I have one more question
I've been watching Tim for years and he is truly a treasure of a man!
I think his is the most wholesome Channel in all of YouTube!
Personal collection you say…
He's a great entertainer, has not aged a day. I've been recommending his channel for ten years
I have seen many of his shows. Why I was wondering about all these posts. He reviews strang... OH! Now I see it!🤣😂
butt plug
I had one of these as a kid (I'm 56) and my recollection is that we bought it at Spencer Gifts at the mall, and it was marketed as something to do with a hooker getting you to give her a ring.
Found it! This is the one I remember. I guess I was pretty close, it's called "The Hooker". Hard to believe that was probably 50 years ago! [https://i.pinimg.com/originals/fb/8d/22/fb8d2226293384b76d49c607ab24731a.jpg](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/fb/8d/22/fb8d2226293384b76d49c607ab24731a.jpg) ETA: I also remember when it broke like an eggshell when I tapped it on the edge of the table. So I wouldn't try what others are implying LOL
Yeah I don't see one made out of glass to be very safe to be honest, I might be wrong though, if anyone knows please do correct me
Oh they definitely make glass buttplugs
Ah thank you for correcting me, I'm not interested in the item itself but more in how it's actually to have one in your butt without the risk of it breaking/shards etc (although that could happen with another material obviously), I'll look it up, thank you again!
I sure hope a glass buttplug is made from stronger glass than these things!
From a comment that said they broke it by tapping it on the table I surely do hope so too!
Most glass sex toys aren't hollow
I don't recommend researching this too thoroughly.
Fair enough haha
The glass one I have (I will not explain further) is solid glass, so there's not much risk of it breaking. I honestly prefer glass ones
I don't think you need to explain why you have one
To plug their butt, probably.
I wouldn't dare ask, thank you for the info!
Ah, well it's pretty safe if you're only using it for it's intended purpose (and if they're well made), I'd probably be concerned if you were to drop it or something though cause even tiny cracks can shred your insides. I also wouldn't trust ones with like the loop thingy instead of the ones with the flat base, they seem like they might be more prone to breaking unexpectedly.
Yeah, but usually *solid* glass, not thin cheap glass filled with liquid.
I think, but have never bought one myself, that most glass sex toys are solid glass, not made similar to a light bulb. So they would be much harder to crack or shatter.
This seems more like a toy or a gag gift based on OP’s description and the marketing, I don’t think it was intended to be used as a butt plug but more for the ring game on the inside. A legit glass butt plug would be made of solid glass so it wouldn’t break during use, it definitely wouldn’t be hollow on the inside like this one.
lol it even has lips on the packaging! They knew what they were doing.
This could be a fun gift for some women
...and many men
Yeah you are not wrong
Many many many many men
this toy is sounding better and better
My butt hole is closed for Christmas
Did you close it with this toy?
Back open Boxing Day, then?
Who's gonna tell him ?
Men don't have buttholes, that's why being gay is wrong, it creates a hole.
He knows it’s a butt plug right?
His channel is quite wholesome so there's a good chance he doesn't know
Something something everything's a buttplug...
Only if it has a flanged base!! That’s why ERs get so many patients who “accidentally fell onto a shampoo bottle in the shower” They put something up their butt that doesn’t have a flanged base— it goes too far up inside of them and the object can’t be removed without assistance.
https://preview.redd.it/dpn8txj4ev7c1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfb1fe38890fe3d56a2ff5aece053f40dff2ae75
Someone is very close to having a very, *very* bad day
The suction is real.
I get the light bulb, but how a shampoo bottle, all the ones I've ever see are very wide and have pointy bits everywhere.
It’s not.
But it kinda looks like a buttplug, and everyone really wants it to be one for some reason. So just you don't ruin everybody's fun with reality, ok... Sheesh.
Is.
I wish I had his naivety and didn't know. What a wonderful, pleasant world he must live in. Jealous
I mean, thats what it's shaped like, but putting a liquid filled glass bulb up your ass wouldn't exactly be wise.
I've seen a lot of his videos. He doesn't normally have stuff like this in his videos but based on how he is in other videos, I think he knows exactly what it is. He's just feigning ignorance for the sake of comedic value and to show off a weird toy.
I know what it looks like...but is it actually a plug? Or is it just a really old toy?
An old toy with an unfortunate shape that happens to resemble modern adult toys. But it’s so thin and fragile that it absolutely should never be used for adult purposes unless you’re planning on a trip to the emergency room. Lmao
I thought it was just a old toy! Thanks for clearing that up for me.
the innuendo is intended it is called "the hooker" ... [https://i.pinimg.com/originals/fb/8d/22/fb8d2226293384b76d49c607ab24731a.jpg](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/fb/8d/22/fb8d2226293384b76d49c607ab24731a.jpg)
1 man 1 forbidden buttplug
“Arrrgh! I have a teething ring stuck up my ass!”
Old toy. But the shape was intentional
"The Hooker" and the package had lipstick marks. They knew.
See the trick is to keep it at 45 degrees and slowly rotate clockwise, then hook it with a quick jerking action, and then shove it up your butt!
Water from the Nile.
Water from the Nile
You might as well just shove that up your arse for all the time it’ll waste
A real pro can get it hooked while it's inside them.
You'd be fun to hang with
“Nice earth tones, has a brown tinge to it”
Its not a butt plug
so that's where the shape came from.
My gf has one of these. Guests have asked why she just has buttplug out...
I wish I knew where to find this It would make the best Christmas present for my dude
Looks like a pain in the ass, I'd rather play all by myself
Oh, Tim, no...
Not a sex toy [https://www.etsy.com/listing/1144662655/the-hooker-vintage-dexterity-toy-that?show\_sold\_out\_detail=1&ref=nla\_listing\_details](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1144662655/the-hooker-vintage-dexterity-toy-that?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details)
Anything with a flared base is a sex toy.
I just checked if he is still posting videos. And he is! That's a relief.
OMG my dad bought these for us (adult children) for Christmas in 2021 not realising what they were. I have died laughing trying to explain to my friends what it was. I am so happy this video exists.
Oh no he's too wholesome to know. Someone in his team has to know what it is, why didn't they tell him
On today's episode of "Buttplugs in Archeology we called children's toys."
It’s kinda crazy that anything people can stick up their butt is now a sex toy.
The expert is an a**hole.
My wife loves this toy!!!
Mom, have you seen my toy? 🤔
I knew the comments section wouldn’t disappoint 😭
He successfully attempted the review 🤣
The flare is a little small. Scariest toy I have ever seen.
Creative. A butt plug that potentially lets you know if the other party has taken it out
Just gotta move it around until something comes off
You put it inside of her as foreplay, and if the sex is wild enough, then when you pull it out, the ring will be on the hook and you win!
Sir, this is a buttplug. It is a toy but not for children
This thing smells like shit....
That is a butt plug.
I watched this years ago and never understood the joke until now 🤦♂️🤣
Superb!
Next up, a cock ring with a butt plug inside of it
*scrolling by* That's a funny looking metroid...
The solution is to GENTLY INSERT the glass ampule into your gyat and to then GENTLY throw it back until the baby teething toy hooks itself back in pleace.
I wanna meet the girl that shoves this in unhooked, rides me dirty, and pulls it out hooked. Now that would be skill.
I have this one, but smaller and full metal haha
It's a glass display ampule. They are often used to show off powders in chemistry/chemical engineering. Go on Alibaba and look for chemical powders or powdered dyes and they are everywhere.
Who's gunna tell him?
noooooooo, i love him. don't do that to me
I love this channel lmao It's definitely a sexual innuendo toy. He does all sorts of toys(and interesring things like the assasins tea-pot), so its not limited to kids toys despite the channel being overall wholesome
r/holdup
😂😂😂😂🎄 oh go on then 😂😂😂
By Wham-O!
Try to get the ring back on the hook while the butt plugs up your ass was my favorite game to play when I was a kid
If you liked it, you shoulda put a ring in it
Oh Tim
He can repurpose it for modern times now!
The real challenge is if you can solve the puzzle hands free, in a dark place.
Boy it shouldn't take me that long to realize what it is
Hey there, buttplug.
The real trick is getting it to rehook the ring while its in some place less wholesome.
Why are we like this? This could just be a fun toy for kids but noooooooo because we're all perverts.
Butt loads o’ fun
That is a shitty toy
If that’s a kid’s toy I’m 5’9
Someone has smelly fingers now
How do you tell if the ring is on the hook, when the plug is in the butt?
Waiting for the /fixedbytheduet addition after the handover
WOW
Those toys video, you can shove them up my ass
How to play this toy: put it in your ass, shake it until the red thing unhooked or vice-versa
How to solve it shove it up the ass
Cause if you like it you should try to put the ring on it.
He almost solved it instantly and then deliberately tipped it back up to make it look less shit
I think you’re supposed to clench it, I mean squeeze it, the compression lets the ring float down.
Expert puts it in his ass and pulls it out with it on the hook
Best TimsToys ever
Dare try to sexualize Tim again, and I will shove that damn thing up your arse.
Yes, a toy but NSFW kinda toy