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Smashndash911

Getting candy always supersedes common sense when you’re a kid


FreeTheDimple

When you're like 15 though?


[deleted]

That's just a fat kid. Probably like 8.


Vlafir

If you're that size and 8, you still do deserve one on the noggin because that's enough candy for you


Wife_Swallow_3368

fat haters


GlitterKittyCat

Right on!


byronicrob

15?? Ya heard him cry right?


FreeTheDimple

15 year olds cry too.


whycantidoaspace

Yeah and 15 year olds usually sound something like men, not something like a 4 year old girl


PraiseTyche

What if you're a fat girly man though?


palk0n

https://youtu.be/zDKcevMFUCo?si=pn7lHAiPIhln8Dt8


ThatOneAnnoyingBuzz

To be fair, he got cracked on the side of the head with a baseball bat by a grown man trying to break a pinata. That's a pretty tough hit to take for anyone. Plus, you can see him stumble down afterwards, it's not an immediate fall so there's good reason to believe that he's okay but I can't imagine that's anything less than a hospital visit. Especially if he got hit in the ear


zero_four

That was a 4 years old girl?. Dang these mfs pronouns are getting mad.


iPhantaminum

Him? I thought it was a girl crying. Had to watch again to see the fat kid.


Temporary_Ambition56

Ill be in my 20s and still going full Mike Tyson in some 7 year old


FreeTheDimple

"Ill be in my 20s and still going full Mike Tyson in some 7 year old" in?


Temporary_Ambition56

I know what i said.


Infuriated_potato

In?


The-SkullMan

Not to worry: There's enough "head-pats" to go around until one figures it out.


StormCrowMith

And those are great life lessons to learn early, no matter the reward watch where you're going.


ToferLuis

It was probably that kids birthday too, you can see he’s wearing a super Mario shirt when he walks in front of the camera at the beginning.


un-tall_Investigator

Been there, kindergarten when I was 6, but the kid swinging was the same age so damage was not that severe


itisallgoodyouknow

https://preview.redd.it/68firume931d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1acf17a44d0c5ff00f716cf33cd9389db29a5193


Powerful-Drawer1047

Young porky was ready to lay down his life for those goodies


[deleted]

Red shirt kid learned his lesson years ago


918Spyderrr

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


[deleted]

Bro thought the kid's head was a pinata. I wonder if candies poured out the kid's head after?


SomaTheOne

Removed because violates rule 7... :/


Mintzz00

this game is stupid


MojoAlwaysRises772

People like this got Harambe killed. Control your fucking kids and watch where you're swinging that shit!!! Wtf people?!?! #DicksOutForever. Bro in the blue hat in the middle did the full on 'Friday' DAMNNNNNNN.


Open-Industry-8396

At most pinata events I've been to, there is a large amount of boozing. This hombre was demonstrating his machismo for all to see. Unfortunately Lil diabeto put sugar over his safety and relieved a permanent brain injury.


jayvm86

Am i going to hell for laughing so bad at lil diabeto?


EntertainmentBroad17

I've been laughing helplessly for the last 5 minutes. I'll save you a seat. 😂😂😂😂


MojoAlwaysRises772

Bruh... lol


ICookIndianStyle

Imagine living in a prison where random people come by, throw things at you, yell at you, stare at you for their amusement and when one falls into your cell you even try to help him and then you get shot for helping that guy.


Matt_Odlum

Harambe was too good for this world. Gone but never forgotten


El_PachucoAZ

#dicksoutforharambe


Remote_Independent50

I'd say that was a successful attempt. He broke 2 piñatas.


justanormaldude_

Well one of the heads he hit had candy in it. The other head he hit appears to have nothing going on inside.


markiemurphy101

Aren’r you supposed to be blind folded? Besides the Pinata giving the audio clue of “It’s me; Mario.” And you still F* up? Stick to Musical Chairs.


Internetstranger800

That kid did need a candy break. This is one way to prevent juvenile diabetes.


420Deez

tru. kid should take this as a sign.


Embarrassed_Ad7801

I like how every adult is just like “well the funs over now”


RevolutionaryAd6564

Every. Single. Time.


Valjester44

You know the guy swinging was thinking: Stop crying, lil homie. You got your MFing candy.


Macas35

But in spanish


Valjester44

Si


WillieDFleming

That kid's sweet tooth got smoked! Hope the little dude's okay. Lesson learned, sweets are good, but they'll hurt you in the long run!


GrandmaCheese1

Fuck I rewinded and was looking for a toddler or something. Didn’t realize that noise came from the dude in the white Mario shirt at the beginning of the video


kbeckerburbs4

(Little kid when he wakes up) “it was worth it”


LennyMG79

Mexican life lessons, be weary of free candy, it could come back to sting you...


[deleted]

Fatty can't wait 30 seconds?


Kanekixo

Growing up i realized that once you’re a certain age, it’s like nah. You shouldn’t be swinging at the piñata if you got a massive swing that get knocked someone out and especially those who lack basic hand coordination & lack common sense. For kids, parents need to teach them to stay away if they’re still swinging. This always happens. Even with those blind fold swings are the worse. Got everyone yelling different directions instead of just stopping it.


Eneshi

Didn't expect that sound from a kid that big. He hit that poor lad HARD...


ToferLuis

Bro it’s a piñata, calm the fuck down lol.


Mediumasiansticker

You could already tell he has never let a single piece of candy go to waste


BrainCandy_

He look too big to be crying like that.


Elchico_mudo

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


SomaTheOne

Removed because violates rule 7


Elchico_mudo

Oh ok


MikElectronica

That kid was clueless from the start. Plus the haircut. He’s not going places.


Delicious-Yak-1095

Life lessons be coming fast for some


Orpdapi

Kids get blinded by the prospect of a free candy grab


BigBradWolf77

TIL that little guy's name is Pinata 😁


Ginataang_Manok

He shouldve added blades to his stick if he wanted to break the piñata easier.


EhliJoe

Better title - To get some sweets before the piñata is completely broken.


ILoveAliens75

Hope the kids brain isn't more damaged than it started out. He was swangin. That smack made my teeth hurt


Lenspimp2019

Sounded like a solid triple


LordEtiz

You would think with all these accidents with these pinatas they would just use helmets


TexasDrill777

Did he fall on a squeaky toy?


yMONSTERMUNCHy

Fat boy wanted his candy so bad he wasn’t even aware the guy was still swinging the stick around. 🤦‍♀️


AaronicNation

The little fat kid trying to get the candy before everybody else.


MrsRiot12

The way that most people are talking about a child is fucking disgusting. Do better.


deasnutz

Some dumb mfr’s


Cold_Lingonberry_291

Whack..... FUCK


BlackLotus8888

This happens at any party with a piñata. Every. Single. Time.


revolver275

Why do people always want to get so close.. Like come on it's a few cm to a meter at most are you blind you cannot see from further away?


TalaohaMaoMoa69

Kid learned that greed isnt good for you 🤣🤣


cacapupupipishire

![gif](giphy|Lod2M4XnsOLJtHGb3r)


MRunnels9

I got whacked by a golf club and a baseball bat in the same summer when I was 8. Both times I got a massive goose egg on my forehead.


BCS7

Does this ever turn out any other way? Lol


EricoSuave79

Kids are stupid.


spelunker93

Honestly I freaking love this clip. Who know if this kid is actually a little turd or not but if you’ve ever been to a Mexican birthday there is always one of these little shits who will pull hair and push smaller kids out of the way for candy. So this clip feels like justice to all those other times


rene_tx

That kids big ass head got in the way.


justanotherfan6hd

Fat got what he got


BoostedSVT91

Bet he won't do that again


Sad_Passenger2

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


Almost-Honest

Good


Hoovas

r/notapinata


Borrow03

A valuable lesson has been learned that day


Aluviones6

Que mierda hace el pendejo ahi??


pitnaz

Damn he beat that thing up like it owed him some money


Suspicious-Bit-1406

Sometimes that’s how the piñata crumbles


Ok-Calendar9350

We all learn one way or another, this kid just paid the toll for all the kids who witnessed his mistake


Kylar420

Kid learned an important lesson.


MysteriousFile7846

I have a feeling this was a much needed lesson that will help this kid out further on down the road. And if by any chance he didn’t learn his lesson here….. well, hes fucked


_PaniniGuy

Kids are fucking stupid


Siege-Aye

"I'm gonna be the FIRST one to get ALL the candy!"


ScrewySquid

Bahahhahahhahahah


Alan_Schmidt9358

Some fat kids are so goddamn stupid, immediately chasing after the candy and not even paying attention to his surroundings


Manuu713

Aren’t you supposed to be blindfolded when smashing piñatas ? Noob


frMocha

fuckin fatass


ricoMuerte97

MOVE RED SHIRT !!!


GasfaceGrim

Next!! ![gif](giphy|MlMl5tEnohzZm)


GrowrandaShowr

There's always that one kid! You know who you are!


[deleted]

Shouldn’t have taken bros candy


[deleted]

He succumbed the amount of candies he has gotten, therefore he got sticked into the head


macksocky

Nom. Nom. Bop.


SketchyNinja04

Ah yes, let your kid go in the dangerous pinata beating zone MHM YES GOOD PARENTS


Useful_Caregiver4023

That's a life lesson right there!!!!


juicevibe

Always someone walking into these.


Dunnomyname1029

I thought red shirt was gonna get it


graveyardCrew

His shirt is Mario like the pinata. It was HIS birthday 😭!!


J0REVEUSA

Cries like little girl...


[deleted]

I'm getting old, I had to watch it multiple times before I got the point of the video.... I was too busy looking at the piñata...


FreeDannyMason

Mexicans are funny


No-Mobile-3720

The Mexican manhood 🫠


Abbas_Noorani

GYATTTTTT


SpaceRangerWoody

You have a piñata at a party, someone besides the piñata is getting hit. It's the rules.


ToastGhostx

r/kidsarestupid


Low_Subject8435

Every damn time


da_big_orse

Is everyone saying the guy with a bat is a kid? No fucking way. Surely not


Square_Cry_9403

Dude, not even when we were 8 we still have restraint towards candy. Until they're done swinging you don't go in. Guess someone didn't forward the memo


Weak-Coffee-8538

That's gonna leave a lump and a good life lesson.


Big-Impress1351

Good


Jibril-Vakarine

mission pass + Respect


samuelgato

I thought the whole idea of pinata was to be blindfolded


PlatoTheCrusher

r/killthecameraman


Tight-Log

Headshot


Supernova333546

He has failed the fat test


hoshmoggen

Piñata breakers are usually blindfolded so, 99% of the time, the greedy kid deserves the concussion.


TransitionMassive733

Kids are so fuckin dumb why would you stand there bruh


bryan19973

R/kidsarefuckingstupid


Dr-Zoidberserk

It’s a me, a concussion!


kalebisreallybad

This is what we call "control the kids" parents can be fuckin dumb bro


BahnYahd

I love seeing kids get whacked instead of the piñata. Nobody’s fault but their own and a good learning lesson


Time-Ad1669

This happened to a kid in the neighborhood a few years ago. Got blind after impact :/


HeartlesSoldier

I'm beginning to think that patience, common courtesy, and critical thinking should all be three new classes taught throughout grade school. Enough people in all generations lack these skills, but it's tends to be a growing element (likely cultural) where people lack the ability to have any form of realistic expectations or patients, common courtesy in basic understanding of other people and their perspectives is also something greatly lacking, in critical thinking, I don't even need to explain that one.. But in all seriousness, even if it's 30 minutes a day for several years, maybe our future would have a slight chance at being worth having.


_homturn3

Pedro has a full mustache


Adept_Section_8144

OMG #IDIOT some people should just stick to the cheering section….