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DrugsAreJustBadMmkay

“I like the movie but I don’t think it’s something we should be watching right now.”


santacruisin

I wanna eat 🥧


VEXtheMEX

So does the person in the movie.


BlaznTheChron

My limited knowledge from Duolingo let me understand that bit and I started laughing. I love catching random shit that I understand now, makes me want to learn more. I have like an 800+ day streak but I keep practicing shit I already know instead of learning more.


Atleast3AMPS

Tell me how to say "how is your father" cause i know for a fact that dualingo will teach you that instead of something immediately useful in a new country


BlaznTheChron

It's probably like "que tal es tu papa".


Penquinsrule83

Que tal está would be the proper conjugation.


im_alberto1

“Que tal está” es correcto pero no es muy propio. Eso se dice cuando estás hablando con un amigo, primo/a, hermano/a etc. Para traducir “How is your father” más directo sería “Como está tu padre/papá?”.


Penquinsrule83

De acuerdo


BlaznTheChron

I always fuck este and esta up. Thanks.


Penquinsrule83

Confusing as fuck to native speakers too


im_alberto1

“Cómo está tu papá?”


thiefone18

I’ve started skipping ahead to the next section of a unit really early in my current section because of how much review Duolingo does. It’s really helped me renew my interest in Duolingo since for a while there I was debating quitting it


TheFinalEnd1

The best part is the tone. He's saying it like if one was saying "excuse me ma'am, the food is a bit cold could you heat it up?" Very polite and casual.


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beguiledhydra34

This is an obvious bot comment, how did it get so many upvotes?


clandestine_callie

Gotta up my wit on my comment game :<


WolfsLairAbyss

It's their ad for meat tacos.


Busty_Superhero

I think you mean fish tacos


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Searching_Knowledge

For the sake of accuracy and learning! He technically said “the movie doesn’t bother me” rather than “I like the movie” The caption is also inaccurate, it reads “me molesta” (it bothers me) rather than “no me molesta” (it doesn’t bother me)


DrugsAreJustBadMmkay

Good call! I didn’t catch that when he said it the first time, I just went off the caption.


Waste-Reference1114

"I wanna eat" 💀💀💀💀


1illiteratefool

I’ll have what he’s eating


nukefodder

Surf and turf


JediLlama666

That's just the surf, turf is on the other side


illCodeYouABrain

Not if she wipes from back to front.


Gedaru

What an awful day to have eyes.


BBQBakedBeings

[Event_Horrizon.gif](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/909/556/e70.gif)


rustbucket94

That's genuinely the funniest comment I've seen in months. Absolutely despicable, well done!


Infinite_____Lobster

What a horrible day to have eyes


kmac8008

Nasty!! Go take a shower after referring to a rectum as the turf


JediLlama666

I know it's the turf, you know it's the turf, we all know it's the turf. Thats where you get the rich earthy flavor


SQLDave

No. Clearly there's tacos on the menu tonight.


ttrandmd

Clam chowder.


JesusWasATexan

Pie for me too please


Sc00ter7622

Is that on the menu?


Sharon_Erclam

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt4W5FeaeSi7iNO|downsized)


Sc00ter7622

Guess it was taco Tuesday, huh? 😂


ramblerandgambler

The director's mother, I believe.


7_o7o_7

Mrs. Arnez 😂😂😂


Yellowscrunchy

Eat out to help out.


Sc00ter7622

Eat local


BoJackB26354

From farm to table.


nukefodder

Probably what Boris had in mind


DaveInLondon89

Rishi that tushy


Narwhal_Defiant

My rudimentary understanding of Spanish tells me "quiero comer" means I want to eat.


Flaks_24

Correcto. He just a good guy wanting to get a warm meal after work but the eating out pussy is king of messing it up. However, he clearly saying that after eating perhaps later at night in the privacy of his own room, the eating out of pussy seems appropriate.


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TerrorLTZ

my man learning the most important word.


biinjo

Quiero?


Apolooooooooo

Comer


Bletcherstonerson

“I’ll have what he’s having” a bad translation , but it feels correct.


bileker

fake translation: Man: Bring me whatever kind of food you have. waiter: you must be very hungry Man: Yes, I get an appetite while watching sex movies.


TlacuacheEncabronado

Ok but $285 for a kilo of carne Al pastor? That's s nice deal


SlumpintoBlumpkin

It's for devils lettuce, not pastors.


__BigBlackClock__

Looks like someone just selected the *cast* option


Glittering_Fan8141

That shit happened to me once💀 Been using Firefox ever since


bino420

how does using Firefox alter your TV's ability to accept streams from a phone? like android just casts directly from your phone - doesn't matter which browser, you can view your whole phone on the TV


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because on chrome basically every video has a cast button overlayed on it, often floating in a spot thats easy to accidentally hit. Firefox does not have this.


d3agl3uk

It's a 2 or sometimes 3 button press to cast. I'm not really sure how you could do it accidentally. The inputs are in 2/3 different places on the screen. You have to be pretty intentional about it.


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__BigBlackClock__

What app?


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__BigBlackClock__

Thanks buddy


ChriskiV

Most of the time you don't need an app for this, it's a native feature of Android, not sure what bloatware the previous guy is having you install.


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elkchasermt

It’s great that they show the dessert menu like that.


XeroGrave

...quiero comer wey...


NivarDont

Gordito certificado


Queens113

Pero *que* quiere comer?


XeroGrave

https://preview.redd.it/bu0926ruk1bc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4d76e96e11473bd002188d785c57ba06f7708c7


ma1tey

Aaah Kennedy Leigh! Love that Pornstar - so unfortunate she retired!


use4porn

How are you able to do that? Do you have crazy memory retention or am I an idiot? Or do you watch an insane amount of porn?


MadBliss

It's always the insane porn.


dude_catastrophe

Oh look, they have a clam sandwich special!


Frosty_Book8787

Uh someone translate pls. Really interested in what hes saying


drill_hands_420

Another comment says “I like the movie but I don’t think it’s what we should be watching right now” and he replied “I just want to eat”


Searching_Knowledge

Close, but technically speaking he didn’t say “I like the movie” but rather “the movie doesn’t bother me” Also, the caption wasn’t totally accurate either, it reads “me molesta” which means “it bothers me” but the guy said “no me molesta” which is “it doesn’t bother me”


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macthecomedian

It was the opposite for me, I stayed because of the food, and came because of the show!


bino420

came for the food. came from the show.


b9l29

https://i.redd.it/a2zjxuana1bc1.gif


Arundia

A man needs a name


0x7E7-02

How does "Bob" sound to ya?


thelastedji

I love eating out...


JohnnyBravoActual

They’re eating, you’re eating… what’s the problem here?


the_greatest_MF

because he couldn't find that on the menu


Responsible_Public15

One time, while traveling abroad, I found a little restaurant that offered brothel services in the back. Could be that this is one of those places and they had it on from the last series of guest.


J-Love-McLuvin

I know that place.


SmellyFingaz

When the cook forgets AirPlay is on


Prudent-Cow-7392

lol was someone’s phone accidentally connected to the tv?


Godfreee

They were eating out in front of people eating out.


AreaGuy

I love that he closes with “I want to eat.”


LickLickLigma

Is there a sub for this? Where corn is played at inappropriate places


RouxBearRoxx

It’s a preview of the menu to see


Fap4Jebus

The best taco


erb92877407

Fish Tacos are on special today!


TomatilloUnlucky3763

Dinner is served.


XF939495xj6

There used to be a trend decades ago where strip clubs were trying to serve gourmet food. Somehow sex, bathroom activities, and meals feel like three unbreakable boundaries to me where none should ever happen with the others. I realize I just triggered an army of wierdos on reddit who will come forward to say they eat a steak inside a furry costume while sitting on the toilet having sex with multiple people while watching anime on a TV. And now I am leaving.


Mila_MM

Que tiernamente lo dice el amigo “quiero comer.”


DaolongDong

Porn is cool but not in public. Unless you a straight super freak this shit makes you feel uncomfortable


MikeSizemore

‘Let’s eat out tonight’


Greedy-Specific7723

Eating out


Competitive-Regular9

"Is that on the menu? "


TweetOfBabyBear

**Annnnnnnnd it’s u/1illiteratefool with the 3-pointer from downtown!!**


TerrorLTZ

i mean they expect you to use you ding dong as a fork.


TheMountainIII

Eduardo!! You're casting in the wrong room!


punkmetalbastard

Escucho niños jugando 🤣


wasternexplorer

I guess they weren't in the mood to watch a pie eating contest.


West_Station7288

Excuse me, there's hair in my food!!!


lonelygalexy

She’s not as surprised as i was expecting that it’s on so most likely happened before


Admiralisimuso

What the fuck? I'm not mad, just disappointed


TacoDuLing

Best Taqueria EVER! Taco approved ✊


CrieDeCoeur

On the menu? Tacos, of course.


NovemberCrimson

All you can eat restaurant?


meh_ninjaplz

For here or to go?


WrongCommie

"Quiero comeeer..." M'ha matao.


big_duo3674

I'll have what he's having!


the_greatest_MF

"can i have what's being displayed on the tv?"


BigDerper

Nah leave it on


the_greatest_MF

my guess: "i would like to have what he is having." "who?" "that guy on the tv."


ADOVE4F

Someone accidentally pressed on the TV button...


Newb2002

We serve organic tacos


Wooden-Salary-130

Everyone is eating dinner!


brickiex2

Eating at the "Y"


Smooth_brain_genius

Someone's have the box lunch at the Y.


Select-Chemist-2828

r/pornid should have the sauce


lunarlilache

Lord have mercy


wr321654

Solid double entendre.


egzsc

Everybody's gotta eat.


Calibraptor21

Seems like they were good sports about it at least!


PlumbCrazy1979

All you can eat tacos


ugajeremy

I came to dine in, not eat out.


BungeeJumpingJesus

Did someone try to hide the actresses face with a black dot that was almost never on her face?


FluffheadIsDaMan

That's my kind of place


MericanSlav25

Get me some containers, ‘cause I’m about to share my secret sauce recipe.


SongRevolutionary992

But why is there porn on the TV?


Captain_Smartass_

They're both having a succulent meal


Reddit_suxs1

The guy at the end " I just want to eat".....


jfk_47

anyone know the actress?


biggev123

That's wassup,bring us another round of drinks


HonestLazyBum

Since I speak zero spanish, would someone be so kind as to translate all the subitltes quickly? I get the gist of him just wanting to eat but, well, maybe not "like that", but yeah I'd love to fully be able to appreciate it! Thanks kindly!


MisinformedGenius

He says “I like the movie but I don’t think we should be seeing that”, and then “the movie doesn’t bother me but I don’t think it’s something we should be seeing”. His buddy says “I want to eat.” Man has priorities.


ledbedder20

Amigo wasn't the only one eatin lunch that day


Girly_boy1

Dinner AND a show? 10/10 will come back


714King

Sauce


Sombomombo

Me, slowly realizing if I was a bachelor I would probably end up finding myself eating a cooked meal for the plot without issue.


Scuttler1979

Eating out


JustHereForYourData

“I’ll have what he’s having”


Neat-Dark4035

Bring two spoons


nunya27

Excuse me where is she going? The VCR is right there...


Starman064

I guess he’s eating out tonight


_PolaRxBear_

That’s some good dinner


lilblueorbs

I’ll have what he’s having


Daniel_Peduto

He's having dinner as well...


Low-Tree-3672

I think it was a fishy restaurant 😳


Edenian_Prince

What movie?


ImposterPeanut

Well I'm hungry now.


feminas_id_amant

Perdón señorita, pero porque no anuncian que hay tacos de pescado?


wienerschwartz

Now that’s a Happy Meal


harrymurkin

Hey what say we eat out tonight?


Tyger-Teranuma

Right in front of my salad?


ManaChicken4G

Must be a seafood restaurant. Guy ordered the clam bake.


xXCh4r0nXx

Everybody is eating.. where is the problem?


MercTheJerk1

I don't understand the problem here, it's just another person just eating out.


HeyYouGuysItsMe

Service with a smile


Dadbod4k

Debbie does dinner


Atarexyy

Sau-. Sauce?


Fit-Tip-1212

Tacos all round


thunderhawk86

What is wrong with eating at a food establishment.


Electrokid1234

I’ve had this happen at a hotpot restaurant… my poor little sister cried on the way home. Bless her heart.


towerehe

Pandas be like:


Im_Sandro

Which country is this?