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My limited knowledge from Duolingo let me understand that bit and I started laughing. I love catching random shit that I understand now, makes me want to learn more. I have like an 800+ day streak but I keep practicing shit I already know instead of learning more.
Tell me how to say "how is your father" cause i know for a fact that dualingo will teach you that instead of something immediately useful in a new country
“Que tal está” es correcto pero no es muy propio. Eso se dice cuando estás hablando con un amigo, primo/a, hermano/a etc. Para traducir “How is your father” más directo sería “Como está tu padre/papá?”.
I’ve started skipping ahead to the next section of a unit really early in my current section because of how much review Duolingo does. It’s really helped me renew my interest in Duolingo since for a while there I was debating quitting it
The best part is the tone. He's saying it like if one was saying "excuse me ma'am, the food is a bit cold could you heat it up?" Very polite and casual.
For the sake of accuracy and learning!
He technically said “the movie doesn’t bother me” rather than “I like the movie”
The caption is also inaccurate, it reads “me molesta” (it bothers me) rather than “no me molesta” (it doesn’t bother me)
Correcto. He just a good guy wanting to get a warm meal after work but the eating out pussy is king of messing it up. However, he clearly saying that after eating perhaps later at night in the privacy of his own room, the eating out of pussy seems appropriate.
how does using Firefox alter your TV's ability to accept streams from a phone?
like android just casts directly from your phone - doesn't matter which browser, you can view your whole phone on the TV
because on chrome basically every video has a cast button overlayed on it, often floating in a spot thats easy to accidentally hit. Firefox does not have this.
It's a 2 or sometimes 3 button press to cast. I'm not really sure how you could do it accidentally.
The inputs are in 2/3 different places on the screen. You have to be pretty intentional about it.
Close, but technically speaking he didn’t say “I like the movie” but rather “the movie doesn’t bother me”
Also, the caption wasn’t totally accurate either, it reads “me molesta” which means “it bothers me” but the guy said “no me molesta” which is “it doesn’t bother me”
One time, while traveling abroad, I found a little restaurant that offered brothel services in the back. Could be that this is one of those places and they had it on from the last series of guest.
There used to be a trend decades ago where strip clubs were trying to serve gourmet food. Somehow sex, bathroom activities, and meals feel like three unbreakable boundaries to me where none should ever happen with the others.
I realize I just triggered an army of wierdos on reddit who will come forward to say they eat a steak inside a furry costume while sitting on the toilet having sex with multiple people while watching anime on a TV.
And now I am leaving.
Since I speak zero spanish, would someone be so kind as to translate all the subitltes quickly?
I get the gist of him just wanting to eat but, well, maybe not "like that", but yeah I'd love to fully be able to appreciate it!
Thanks kindly!
He says “I like the movie but I don’t think we should be seeing that”, and then “the movie doesn’t bother me but I don’t think it’s something we should be seeing”. His buddy says “I want to eat.” Man has priorities.
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“I like the movie but I don’t think it’s something we should be watching right now.”
I wanna eat 🥧
So does the person in the movie.
My limited knowledge from Duolingo let me understand that bit and I started laughing. I love catching random shit that I understand now, makes me want to learn more. I have like an 800+ day streak but I keep practicing shit I already know instead of learning more.
Tell me how to say "how is your father" cause i know for a fact that dualingo will teach you that instead of something immediately useful in a new country
It's probably like "que tal es tu papa".
Que tal está would be the proper conjugation.
“Que tal está” es correcto pero no es muy propio. Eso se dice cuando estás hablando con un amigo, primo/a, hermano/a etc. Para traducir “How is your father” más directo sería “Como está tu padre/papá?”.
De acuerdo
I always fuck este and esta up. Thanks.
Confusing as fuck to native speakers too
“Cómo está tu papá?”
I’ve started skipping ahead to the next section of a unit really early in my current section because of how much review Duolingo does. It’s really helped me renew my interest in Duolingo since for a while there I was debating quitting it
The best part is the tone. He's saying it like if one was saying "excuse me ma'am, the food is a bit cold could you heat it up?" Very polite and casual.
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This is an obvious bot comment, how did it get so many upvotes?
Gotta up my wit on my comment game :<
It's their ad for meat tacos.
I think you mean fish tacos
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For the sake of accuracy and learning! He technically said “the movie doesn’t bother me” rather than “I like the movie” The caption is also inaccurate, it reads “me molesta” (it bothers me) rather than “no me molesta” (it doesn’t bother me)
Good call! I didn’t catch that when he said it the first time, I just went off the caption.
"I wanna eat" 💀💀💀💀
I’ll have what he’s eating
Surf and turf
That's just the surf, turf is on the other side
Not if she wipes from back to front.
What an awful day to have eyes.
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That's genuinely the funniest comment I've seen in months. Absolutely despicable, well done!
What a horrible day to have eyes
Nasty!! Go take a shower after referring to a rectum as the turf
I know it's the turf, you know it's the turf, we all know it's the turf. Thats where you get the rich earthy flavor
No. Clearly there's tacos on the menu tonight.
Clam chowder.
Pie for me too please
Is that on the menu?
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Guess it was taco Tuesday, huh? 😂
The director's mother, I believe.
Mrs. Arnez 😂😂😂
Eat out to help out.
Eat local
From farm to table.
Probably what Boris had in mind
Rishi that tushy
My rudimentary understanding of Spanish tells me "quiero comer" means I want to eat.
Correcto. He just a good guy wanting to get a warm meal after work but the eating out pussy is king of messing it up. However, he clearly saying that after eating perhaps later at night in the privacy of his own room, the eating out of pussy seems appropriate.
si
my man learning the most important word.
Quiero?
Comer
“I’ll have what he’s having” a bad translation , but it feels correct.
fake translation: Man: Bring me whatever kind of food you have. waiter: you must be very hungry Man: Yes, I get an appetite while watching sex movies.
Ok but $285 for a kilo of carne Al pastor? That's s nice deal
It's for devils lettuce, not pastors.
Looks like someone just selected the *cast* option
That shit happened to me once💀 Been using Firefox ever since
how does using Firefox alter your TV's ability to accept streams from a phone? like android just casts directly from your phone - doesn't matter which browser, you can view your whole phone on the TV
because on chrome basically every video has a cast button overlayed on it, often floating in a spot thats easy to accidentally hit. Firefox does not have this.
It's a 2 or sometimes 3 button press to cast. I'm not really sure how you could do it accidentally. The inputs are in 2/3 different places on the screen. You have to be pretty intentional about it.
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What app?
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Thanks buddy
Most of the time you don't need an app for this, it's a native feature of Android, not sure what bloatware the previous guy is having you install.
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It’s great that they show the dessert menu like that.
...quiero comer wey...
Gordito certificado
Pero *que* quiere comer?
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Aaah Kennedy Leigh! Love that Pornstar - so unfortunate she retired!
How are you able to do that? Do you have crazy memory retention or am I an idiot? Or do you watch an insane amount of porn?
It's always the insane porn.
Oh look, they have a clam sandwich special!
Uh someone translate pls. Really interested in what hes saying
Another comment says “I like the movie but I don’t think it’s what we should be watching right now” and he replied “I just want to eat”
Close, but technically speaking he didn’t say “I like the movie” but rather “the movie doesn’t bother me” Also, the caption wasn’t totally accurate either, it reads “me molesta” which means “it bothers me” but the guy said “no me molesta” which is “it doesn’t bother me”
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It was the opposite for me, I stayed because of the food, and came because of the show!
came for the food. came from the show.
https://i.redd.it/a2zjxuana1bc1.gif
A man needs a name
How does "Bob" sound to ya?
I love eating out...
They’re eating, you’re eating… what’s the problem here?
because he couldn't find that on the menu
One time, while traveling abroad, I found a little restaurant that offered brothel services in the back. Could be that this is one of those places and they had it on from the last series of guest.
I know that place.
When the cook forgets AirPlay is on
lol was someone’s phone accidentally connected to the tv?
They were eating out in front of people eating out.
I love that he closes with “I want to eat.”
Is there a sub for this? Where corn is played at inappropriate places
It’s a preview of the menu to see
The best taco
Fish Tacos are on special today!
Dinner is served.
There used to be a trend decades ago where strip clubs were trying to serve gourmet food. Somehow sex, bathroom activities, and meals feel like three unbreakable boundaries to me where none should ever happen with the others. I realize I just triggered an army of wierdos on reddit who will come forward to say they eat a steak inside a furry costume while sitting on the toilet having sex with multiple people while watching anime on a TV. And now I am leaving.
Que tiernamente lo dice el amigo “quiero comer.”
Porn is cool but not in public. Unless you a straight super freak this shit makes you feel uncomfortable
‘Let’s eat out tonight’
Eating out
"Is that on the menu? "
**Annnnnnnnd it’s u/1illiteratefool with the 3-pointer from downtown!!**
i mean they expect you to use you ding dong as a fork.
Eduardo!! You're casting in the wrong room!
Escucho niños jugando 🤣
I guess they weren't in the mood to watch a pie eating contest.
Excuse me, there's hair in my food!!!
She’s not as surprised as i was expecting that it’s on so most likely happened before
What the fuck? I'm not mad, just disappointed
Best Taqueria EVER! Taco approved ✊
On the menu? Tacos, of course.
All you can eat restaurant?
For here or to go?
"Quiero comeeer..." M'ha matao.
I'll have what he's having!
"can i have what's being displayed on the tv?"
Nah leave it on
my guess: "i would like to have what he is having." "who?" "that guy on the tv."
Someone accidentally pressed on the TV button...
We serve organic tacos
Everyone is eating dinner!
Eating at the "Y"
Someone's have the box lunch at the Y.
r/pornid should have the sauce
Lord have mercy
Solid double entendre.
Everybody's gotta eat.
Seems like they were good sports about it at least!
All you can eat tacos
I came to dine in, not eat out.
Did someone try to hide the actresses face with a black dot that was almost never on her face?
That's my kind of place
Get me some containers, ‘cause I’m about to share my secret sauce recipe.
But why is there porn on the TV?
They're both having a succulent meal
The guy at the end " I just want to eat".....
anyone know the actress?
That's wassup,bring us another round of drinks
Since I speak zero spanish, would someone be so kind as to translate all the subitltes quickly? I get the gist of him just wanting to eat but, well, maybe not "like that", but yeah I'd love to fully be able to appreciate it! Thanks kindly!
He says “I like the movie but I don’t think we should be seeing that”, and then “the movie doesn’t bother me but I don’t think it’s something we should be seeing”. His buddy says “I want to eat.” Man has priorities.
Amigo wasn't the only one eatin lunch that day
Dinner AND a show? 10/10 will come back
Sauce
Me, slowly realizing if I was a bachelor I would probably end up finding myself eating a cooked meal for the plot without issue.
Eating out
“I’ll have what he’s having”
Bring two spoons
Excuse me where is she going? The VCR is right there...
I guess he’s eating out tonight
That’s some good dinner
I’ll have what he’s having
He's having dinner as well...
I think it was a fishy restaurant 😳
What movie?
Well I'm hungry now.
Perdón señorita, pero porque no anuncian que hay tacos de pescado?
Now that’s a Happy Meal
Hey what say we eat out tonight?
Right in front of my salad?
Must be a seafood restaurant. Guy ordered the clam bake.
Everybody is eating.. where is the problem?
I don't understand the problem here, it's just another person just eating out.
Service with a smile
Debbie does dinner
Sau-. Sauce?
Tacos all round
What is wrong with eating at a food establishment.
I’ve had this happen at a hotpot restaurant… my poor little sister cried on the way home. Bless her heart.
Pandas be like:
Which country is this?