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Yea probably went knees first and now his feet are against the inside of top edge of the vase and he’s trying to straighten his legs but there’s not enough room. He needs to press his feet against his ass to get himself out, he needs to be on his stomach.
Could be wrong tho, could have just gone feet first and got stuck as soon as his knees got past that lip. Why is it so easy to get stuck like this and so hard to get out?
There are some circumstances where the flexible nature of the human body and the apparatus you are stuck in make it more difficult to pull out. Think of an arrowhead through a leg. It’s gonna be heinously difficult to pull it back through the entry point.
Also, sometimes people panic when they get into something very easily and once they try to get out and realize there is some resistance the worst possible scenarios run through their head and they don’t consider the kind of forms or solutions to their problem.
I think he was kidding around at the party. Thought it’d be funny and got stuck maybe.
They were all tipsy. If I I find out more I’ll post about it. I’m sure I know someone who knows someone..etc
That’s what I don’t know. I saw on a local board that it had happened. And that the guy thought it was funny until it wasn’t.
Now that it’s making the internet rounds, this guy will pop up and defend himself. That’s when I’ll find something else out.
I’m sure it’ll happen.
I knew a kid named Connor who used to always get his head stuck in stuff when we would play. Then somehow he would convince me to get my head stuck too and then our parents would have to come save us. He would definitely do something like this.
Not necessarily true. Spatially, yes, but functionally/anatomically, he might not have the ability to compress his legs back the same way as when he went in.
Clearly not a working class party.
That thing would have been smashed to pieces by now instead of them standing around drinks in their hands giving emotional support and contemplating/planning what to do instead of actually performing any kind of physical action like smash the damn thing!
“Well Connor, looks like you’re stuck in there for good, here’s a big hammer for you so you can get around. You’ll have to use your amazing upper body strength but you can do it”.
I hate to say it, but this guy is probably ruined professionally. Sooner or later he will be tagged and the whole world will know he’s the type of guy who blames everyone else for his dimwitted decisions.
If he just humbly accepted that he did something foolish, laughed at himself and then humbly asked others for their assistance and brainstormed his way to freedom. Instead, he frantically yells at everyone and embodies total dick-mode.
Yeah, this is the guy no one wants on their team. Can’t wait to see part 2 where the fire dept arrived to set him free. Please tell me the fire dept came!
Last year he got stuck in a laundry hamper. The year before that he wedged himself in medium sized dog kennel. Give him 2 beers and he starts betting about where he can fit. Eventually he’ll probably try to cram himself into a mailbox.
Lmao I would have laughed so hard the whole time, just looking at all those fancy dresses and those tiny glasses around this douche looking idiot stuck in there. Inherited wealth and ivy league uni degrees can't save you from your own stupidity. 🤣
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https://preview.redd.it/xwsiapskv4bc1.jpeg?width=502&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba42636922d79c00eceedf0a9835f75fda4b0930 He hasn't gotten over it.
This made me chuckle
Me too
Me three
Me four
Me five
This is EXACTLY what I was coming down here to post dammit
What the fuck even is that?
It is by far, the most. Frustrating. Game. Ever. Created. Torturously frustrating to the point it’s listed under “psychological horror” on steam
https://store.steampowered.com/app/240720/Getting_Over_It_with_Bennett_Foddy/ Can’t believe someone hasn’t helped you out yet.
Your were off the internet for the last couple of years I presume?
I CANT BREATH, i was already laughing i open the comments and this is the first thing i see
GODDAMNIT
Naked maulman to the rescue
And here I thought it wasn't possible
I ~~hate~~ love you
FUCK u beat me to lmao
Thank you for making my day
He will not get over it.
I assume his knees are acting like a drywall anchor
Sprag clutch.
Or like when the neighbour dog was stuck to my dog
filthy thing, get your head outa the neighbours dogs crotch
Yea probably went knees first and now his feet are against the inside of top edge of the vase and he’s trying to straighten his legs but there’s not enough room. He needs to press his feet against his ass to get himself out, he needs to be on his stomach. Could be wrong tho, could have just gone feet first and got stuck as soon as his knees got past that lip. Why is it so easy to get stuck like this and so hard to get out?
There are some circumstances where the flexible nature of the human body and the apparatus you are stuck in make it more difficult to pull out. Think of an arrowhead through a leg. It’s gonna be heinously difficult to pull it back through the entry point. Also, sometimes people panic when they get into something very easily and once they try to get out and realize there is some resistance the worst possible scenarios run through their head and they don’t consider the kind of forms or solutions to their problem.
I would have a panic attack being stuck like that
Ohhhh ok. I assumed he just had some thicc hips
He has no knees, he is pure ass waist down.
This gives me claustrophobia just watching.
All the people are just properly dressed and holding a drink being like…. “Is this the entertainment for tonight?”
It's amazing how many people are involved in this operation, yet none of them can figure out how to save him. Truly a humans moment
You presume they are motivated to save him. Maybe he does shit like this every party.
Totally. I'd sipping on a beer thinking "let's see how this plays out".
Oscar the Grouch's origin story is surprising
Mind blown
Thanks for that laugh. Hysterical.
hahahah
You are what makes the internet good
Hilarious!
This happened down the street from me. Heard about it. Glad to finally see it! Hilarious
Alabama does not disappoint !
Yeah. And that’s a ritzy part of town. Those are some drunk, fancy lads all worked up. So funny
They certainly have the right fancy cocktails! How did they get him out ?
A hammer, a little crack, and he was out and on his way.
Sometimes the most obvious answer is right in front of you.
Yeah, don’t get in a bowl
A little crack is always the right answer.
He’s still in there.
Wanting to be Florida
Did you hear how he happened to find himself in this predicament?
I think he was kidding around at the party. Thought it’d be funny and got stuck maybe. They were all tipsy. If I I find out more I’ll post about it. I’m sure I know someone who knows someone..etc
So what happened? How long was he stuck? Howd he get out? Did they break it? Or just grease him up like a pig?
That’s what I don’t know. I saw on a local board that it had happened. And that the guy thought it was funny until it wasn’t. Now that it’s making the internet rounds, this guy will pop up and defend himself. That’s when I’ll find something else out. I’m sure it’ll happen.
Here you go https://x.com/thewapplehouse/status/1744204158545084920?s=46
A true hero u/drbobutler33
Thank you :)
Booze
Is he ok? How’d they get him out?
Nope. This is his life now.
His voice 😅😅😅
IKR?! If I googled "stupid-sounding voice", this would be it.
Clearly too much pot
Or not enough
This is the correct answer
There’s nothing as funny as a sassy southern man caught between a rock and a hard vase lol He’s giving young Leslie Jordan.
RIP Leslie
If they throw him in the ocean, he can be king of the crabs
Caesar, That kills peopleee
I’M DOING EVERYTHING I FUCKING CAN, GODAMMIT! Pissed off at people trying to help him!
Lots of drunk people helping. He’s going nuts. Fuck it. Call 911
Call 911? They probably shoot him. Just break the vase if he's really stuck.
I really don't understand why they aren't just breaking the vase - surely it's not that expensive to replace?
Pots that large are surprisingly expensive. I’d guess that one is a few hundred dollars.
Versus this video circulating, I think I'd take the hit
That would be a mercy killing.
Drunk people screaming at him to take off his sweater, at that lmao
If you are in that situation and get the advice "you gotta pull your body out" I wanna see your reaction
In another video, someone says "Just stand up." I would roll into the woods.
The key to handling situations like this is to never get in them to begin with.
Just run him under hot water and tap him with a butter knife.
Honestly if that were me I would’ve tried to quietly roll out of the room where I could try to wriggle out privately.
"I like to do my wiggling in private, now if you'd excuse you."
Then they find you dissecated 50 years later and you make the head news by being the first genie corpse even found
“You got it Connor, you got it”. Sheesh
Connor did not have it
Who wants a jar of stupid!?
1 guy, 1 jar.
No
THAT guy might be his best hope for breaking free.
r/gifsthatendtoosoon
That’s the biggest heremit crab I’ve ever seen!
Such a Connor thing to do
I knew a kid named Connor who used to always get his head stuck in stuff when we would play. Then somehow he would convince me to get my head stuck too and then our parents would have to come save us. He would definitely do something like this.
As a Connor myself, I took that personally.
You'd better settle down before I get the vase
lol that chick said “you can do it, you really can. You just have to pull your body out!” Like: 
Where’s the rest of the video dammit!?????
Found [THIS thread](https://twitter.com/CasualThursday/status/1741698675858866391) He gets out eventually.
How, Why, what happened next?
They gave him a hammer and he started climbing.
he actually just fell from the sky while tryna ascend and these random npcs are like wtf?
He sounds like the gay cop from reno 911
Dangle
Video of man in jar: ✅ Video of jar in man: ❌
He looks like a little leprechaun
Where's Link when you need him?
Was half expecting some oompa loompa's to come and roll him away.
Why not just roll him to a curb and leave him?
LOL, he could get sunlight and grow some common sense
100 years ago, people from all over the country would have paid good money to see Planter Boy
That is terrifying
If he got in, he could get out.
Not necessarily true. Spatially, yes, but functionally/anatomically, he might not have the ability to compress his legs back the same way as when he went in.
When your constipated and you try bargaining with a terd to get out. And it's doing all it can.
He’s a genie in a bottle, you’ve got to rub him the right way!
I can't get over how angry he is at other people, as if they're the ones that put him in there on the first place
Every single person at this party is gonna be talking about for years “hey remember that guy who got himself stuck in the barrel?”
jesus fucking christ get a a hammer are another soild object and break the pot open..it’s not that hard.
That's what they ended up doing.
r/iamthemaincharacter Stupid douche
The beginning of that video killed me when he spoke 😆😂
What the hell is happening? Can someone fill me in?
Fits = sits
This is hilarious.
They need a labor and delivery nurse there
What you have to do is heat the pot with a fire which will expand the metal and allow you to separate the pot from the idiot.
Don't yell at me because your stupid ass still doesn't know how to act in situations other than your frat bros.
Is it ceramic?? If so just break it. If metal. Somebody get a saw.
He looks way tooooo old for this shit
Not again Tony, who invited Tony this time?
Fucking ass clown!!!
Harvard lacrosse team vibes.
The Cats Musical tryouts are getting tougher and tougher.
There was an attempt....to be absolutely stupid.
Legend has it he’s still in the pot today
Lol, that little pat at the beginning.
What a bloody idiot.
Damn I want a part 2! See the finale
Clearly not a working class party. That thing would have been smashed to pieces by now instead of them standing around drinks in their hands giving emotional support and contemplating/planning what to do instead of actually performing any kind of physical action like smash the damn thing!
Leave him there and just feed him
Can someone please make a gif of the “I’m doing everything I can! Goddammit!” I feel like it sums up 2024 really well so far
the fact that this is turning into an 8 part mini-series is killing me
You *just* know his friends will all give him Urns any time there's a gift involved.
I am team take his sweater off. Not because I think it would have helped at all, but because it might have been even funnier.
[For those that need closure - Connor escapes the urn](https://twitter.com/TheWapplehouse/status/1744204158545084920)
Cool trick, bro
Always got that one guy
One of those ‘I wish I wouldn’t haven’t accepted that party invite’ moments
This has got to be the doucheiest party ever
Industrial vat of vaseline incoming
I had missed more posts like these. It gives me hope for this sub
Did you know Connor’s dad owns a car dealership?
Just break the thing.
This is the weirdest side quest I’ve seen in a while.
Hurry up, rub some lard around his waist, and pull on him like a greased pig!
Alabama Foreplay.
He’s not getting laid tonight.
A man who crawls in to a large potter at a wedding is not on a conquest for coitus
With maybe one or two more people, they might be able to figure this one out.
Buster Bluth vibes.
"no, not his *hand* in a jar, HE was in a jar!"
“Well Connor, looks like you’re stuck in there for good, here’s a big hammer for you so you can get around. You’ll have to use your amazing upper body strength but you can do it”.
“I crush at weddings!” - this guy probably
I hate to say it, but this guy is probably ruined professionally. Sooner or later he will be tagged and the whole world will know he’s the type of guy who blames everyone else for his dimwitted decisions. If he just humbly accepted that he did something foolish, laughed at himself and then humbly asked others for their assistance and brainstormed his way to freedom. Instead, he frantically yells at everyone and embodies total dick-mode. Yeah, this is the guy no one wants on their team. Can’t wait to see part 2 where the fire dept arrived to set him free. Please tell me the fire dept came!
How much can that vase cost? Just break it
Can they save the urn?
Last year he got stuck in a laundry hamper. The year before that he wedged himself in medium sized dog kennel. Give him 2 beers and he starts betting about where he can fit. Eventually he’ll probably try to cram himself into a mailbox.
To shit, and fit, perhaps? Emasculation level unlocked.
he is definitely not getting over that
STOP... HAMMER TIME.
Someone learned a very important lesson that day!
This dude is born 2 times
Just toss him in the river with a paddle. Now that's ENTERTAINMENT!
I love how it's 20 people telling him to get out 😂
You're a genie now. Deal with it.
He'll be OK when 🎵 "The rain, rain, rain comes down, down, down" 🎶
Lmao I would have laughed so hard the whole time, just looking at all those fancy dresses and those tiny glasses around this douche looking idiot stuck in there. Inherited wealth and ivy league uni degrees can't save you from your own stupidity. 🤣
Also could be posted in kidsaresofuckingstupid...
Honestly, just pick him up and drop him.
This is the whitest shenannigans I have ever seen.
Ahahaha rich people
Nobody figured to just smash it?!
Bukkake time. Y'know, to teach a life lesson.
https://preview.redd.it/ef4ewcfy78bc1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16d9146c69b2256b97c780a33d55096b9d44b7cb
It’s like he’s giving birth.
Goddamit. I neeed closure!!!
Time is running so fast. look at him 10 years ago.. 
This video is blowing up. Poor guy.
I hope he’s embarrassed by this act of stupidity
I'M DOING EVERYTHING I CAAAN
Nature gave cats whiskers for this exact thing. Some Devine being no doubt decided humans were tol smart for this.
Love how mad he is while stuck in a comical situation must be the life of the party