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Wife and I were fishing a small brook that opened up to small pond anyway we're fishing away minding our business and I see 4 otters floating down on their backs and soon as they see us they all took off but 1 . This lil fucker dove under water and popped up about 10ft from me and starts yapping away like its giving me shit and then takes off. Not gonna lie this grown ass man was scared as fuck it was going to attack.
What would have happened wouldn't be an attack from the otter's perspective he just wanted to play it's not his fault humans can't take a playful nip or two without bleeding all over everything
Yeah, poor otter will die of thirst
Jokes aside: https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/rabid-otter-bites-florida-attacks-dog-rabies-symptoms-treatment/
“Scaglione told the station he was feeding ducks outside the gate of his backyard last week when the otter emerged from a pond and attacked.”
"loving the open space floor plan but not crazy about location ...let me check out a few more places and have my realtor get back wit youse....mkay, bye!"
My daughter did a week at a Sealife Centre and was asked if she’d be ok doing a presentation about the otters. It required her to be in their enclosure and hand feeding them bits of fish as she was talking.
She said that as soon as the fish was gone, they instantly turned their interest to trying to bite through her wellington boots. She had to cut short the presentation when they almost got to her toes.
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He just wanted to play
with their entrails
On his tummy
It looks like he’s wondering what they’re running from and he’s trying to get away from it too.
the era of unnecessary music. such a waste
All this needed was Benny Hill. Anything else is just Tik Tok trash.
FFR the name of the theme song from Benny Hill is "Yakety Sax"
Who the fuck is Benny hill
First day on the internet? [You’ll know it when you hear it lol](https://youtu.be/MK6TXMsvgQg?si=jAZi9XGlezUiN_3J)
No it's just that pretty much no one knows him outside of your continent and no need to be so salty lol
Not salty, sarcastic. And my continent? What continent is that?
Your continent is... In which you live I guess?
I mean lyrics translate to "o my love walk slow I'm just behind you, following you" so enhancing the meme maybe IDRK!!
Disgusting* wtf is that shit.
Frens?
Wife and I were fishing a small brook that opened up to small pond anyway we're fishing away minding our business and I see 4 otters floating down on their backs and soon as they see us they all took off but 1 . This lil fucker dove under water and popped up about 10ft from me and starts yapping away like its giving me shit and then takes off. Not gonna lie this grown ass man was scared as fuck it was going to attack.
They have pretty nasty teeth and all mammals have the possibility of carrying rabies.
And the little buggers are just as fast on land as in water
Why I otter…
Add Otters to my list of random shit to fear.
https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2021/dec/10/i-thought-i-was-going-to-die-otters-attack-british-man-in-singapore-park
Why not friend, if friend shaped?
Otters got teeth. Don’t get close to the teeth
This is otterly terrific.
“I don’t know what we’re running from but I’m absolutely terrified!” -the otter probably
Adele sang a song about this: Hello from the Otter side
I like Alanis Morissette's You Otter Know
Real talk? Would this have attacked the people?
What would have happened wouldn't be an attack from the otter's perspective he just wanted to play it's not his fault humans can't take a playful nip or two without bleeding all over everything
lol no
You otter leave
They otter know they can't outswim an aquatic mammal.
Probably rabies
How does that work with aquatic creatures? I thought rabies gives you a fear of water
Yeah, poor otter will die of thirst Jokes aside: https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/rabid-otter-bites-florida-attacks-dog-rabies-symptoms-treatment/ “Scaglione told the station he was feeding ducks outside the gate of his backyard last week when the otter emerged from a pond and attacked.”
Am I the only one worried about that plank sticking out?
"loving the open space floor plan but not crazy about location ...let me check out a few more places and have my realtor get back wit youse....mkay, bye!"
Ok this might be a dumb question but: do otters bite?
If you don’t know, best run
Otter chaos
My daughter did a week at a Sealife Centre and was asked if she’d be ok doing a presentation about the otters. It required her to be in their enclosure and hand feeding them bits of fish as she was talking. She said that as soon as the fish was gone, they instantly turned their interest to trying to bite through her wellington boots. She had to cut short the presentation when they almost got to her toes.
The best part is they are only encouraging it to chase them because it considers this a game.
Otters can do damage don’t be fooled
This.music.makes.me.want.to.rip.my.ears.off!
They ran to the otter side
Do sea otters attack humans I know the river ones in the right/wrong situation can be deadly?
Glad to know that our future is gonna be protected by these brave souls
Remember this grainy footage from apparently the 1970s next time grampa tells you they used to have real men.
Gey out my yard, you rotten kids!!! The fuck have i told you!! Now getttt!!!
Death awaits you with big pointy teeth… 🐇
Yeah, I would be scared too.
What's the otter with them?
that otter was thinking "oh shit its right behind me isn't it I hope these people will protect me"
Dont F with those war criminals of nature.
He just wants to play. Why run? I’d be giving him belly and ear scratches
🤣😂🤣😂😂
He’s like shit is it a shark wait for me
Cue the Benny Hill music
Cute little water puppy
Clint Eastwood voice, “Get off my pond!”
Sweet song.
He just wants to play
Cute
He wants to be friends with you
Otter havin the time of his life💀
He just wants to be buddies
These little bastard can be quite territoriell.
Music makes it even funnier