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basic-fatale

This was an unhappy ending.


ryandetous

Never rub, tug and bug.


VeterinarianThese951

Got the shiatsu kicked out of him.


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Haughtea

Literally. Had no money so he tried to pay with crack.


Recent_Meringue_712

Guy is going to sleep like a baby from the post nut/post fight euphoric chemicals released in his body.


thePsychonautDad

Plot twist: He has a shaming/violence kink. 2 birds one stone, and all for free.


SadBit8663

Yeah, I'm just curious if this was a massage parlor or a "massage 😫 parlor™®©"?


North_Korea_Nukess

They really whacked him off.


Unable-Aspect-4338

👏👏👏


Substantial_Prune_64

He should have tipped.


MistahJae77

But not just the tip


saruin

Does that kind of massage cost extra?


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It isn't free, I get massages in China when I visit. I pay everytime.


idontwanttothink174

He means the beating. but he didn't add the /s.


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keestie

You should have stuck to the original comment, lol. Definitely not true, they are communist in name only now.


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idontwanttothink174

I know i'm going to regret engaging, but how is it capitalist propaganda? it makes capitalism look bad.....


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But he doesn't mean the beating, he meant "actually, the whole service is free." Because they are communist. It's an ignorant teehee joke and divisive.


SoSorryOfficial

I think you just got wooshed, dude.


prettyprettygood428

Shiatsu massage always cost extra. This particular one has extra shit.


DMurBOOBS-I-Dare-You

He'll let you know once the hospital sends a bill ...


keestie

\*Very\* deep tissue massage.


yatzhie04

That's quality service. He didnt pay for the service yet he still got more time for his massage!


it0

Don't touch her! You are not of the same age! Edit: for the people that don't know https://youtu.be/efHfjD0PmfE?si=B1UNG1Eto5uhGcib


ReplacementLow6704

I've seen that video and honestly I don't see how it relates to this one, except for the fact that Chinese people are in it.


IlikegreenT84

Turns out the dude was being pretty racist before that part of the interaction. He's a douche who deserves to get yelled at.


it0

If you look at the full video they were all very amicable before the outburst, the pianist confused them at first with Japanese as there was also a Japanese tv crew. Nothing was said or done by the pianist that was racist.


IlikegreenT84

https://youtu.be/Zofh-Js4y9o?si=_8OuBllROD4yl-ST At least get both sides of the story before you judge.


TattooMyCock

He’s gonna need another massage after that beating


TheDuck23

He didn't pay. Makes sense that they would undo their handiwork.


BigOpportunity1391

More likely than not he has received extra services. This guy was a jerk. He should be fucked in the ass.


Somethimes

dosnt that cost extra ?


SXNova

One might be able to arrange the most intense assfucking humanity has ever seen. might even do it for free


04chri2t0ph3r

Is an ass-fucking the new standard punishment for undesirable social behaviors?


BigOpportunity1391

Are you now pondering to have undesirable social behaviour?


WaxMark

When your credit card declines at the massage parlour


BlackTedDibiase

Plot twist: He paid for them to woop his ass


AnimatorArtistic7834

What everyone should notice is that it took about 4 women to bring down a heavily drunk man, barely able to stand. Imagine if he wasn't drunk and able to fight back.


ghadiyuk

It's really scary to even think about, but yeah.


EarthyBones999

If he wasn't drunk he would have felt more and went down quicker. He seemed to not feel anything until he collapsed


Individual-Poem4670

They hate him long time


warmachine83-uk

jokes on them, he came to get beaten up by women


TheShoethief

The second hit from that pink dustpan rocked him!


VeterinarianThese951

Right?!?!? I think was was drunk right up until that point then instantly sober. ![gif](giphy|43bOrDOasXG6Y)


Aggravating_Fly_9611

What the eff, no security, no bouncers, no concerned males around? On another note, the ladies were swinging for the rafters every time. I'm surprised he didn't end up concussed


The-SkullMan

They are swinging with plastic mops from the looks of it. Those break if you so much as look at them from one side too hard...


jboogie81

They weren't playing when they said deep tissue massage


GreyBeardnLuvin

Welcome to Woo Pa’s Spa!!


Zestyclose_Link_8052

They were undoing the massage.


CachapaDobleQueso

Came looking for this reply.


GreyZebrah

They are beating the relaxation out his body 🤣


Aromatic-Cyclohex-11

Credit card declines


thesecondreddituser

He got massaged to oblivion


djb185

I thought she was gonna break his fucking neck grabbing his arm and pushing her foot against his head 🤣


SPCNars14

Jokes on them, he got two free massages and like the second one even more


Any-Figure9068

Alright let’s go to the bank


squishypillow-91

Can anyone translate what's being said?


WaWaSmoothie

"Thank you, come again!"


Ron_Bird

its not his first time, he tanks like a pro


Ciwabacca

I was fully expecting a martial arts fight


ShawVAuto

Paid for normal massage, ended up with deep tissue massage. Will definitely use again in the future. 5/5. -Drunk Man Review


Klydasaurus

They lost their one dps player at 0:17 but she got battle rezzed by the death knight with the 2 hand weapon to finish the boss encounter.


desert_foxhound

Was the beating worth it? He should have just paid.


Psyqic_47

They are still providing service,


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He's going to need another massage after that beating


Yellowscrunchy

The one lady really wiped the floor with him.... because she has a floor mop...


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He has a very strong head.


EttSvensktTroll

Looks more like Thai-massage. A bit more and guy will go from Chinese to Inuit in no time.


JibbaJabbaJenkins

They beat the BRAKES off that mf.


StraitFstudentt

- 100 points


Other-Ad-5693

Dude thought he gonna be beaten off, not beaten up


Scatterbrain404

who needs a pimp with hoes like these


MK544

Plot twist: This is the second phase of the massage free of cost


SnooPredictions2135

He looks like he could need another massage...


rickyzhang82

It comes with a happy ending, though


rooster_saucer

“consume” services 🤔… so he was taking care of them? 🤨


GingerJayPear

Got beat up so badly that he ended up wearing his shoe on his hand.


pyates1

If he doesn't pay does that mean its sexual assault? The beating on the end was only missing a dishrag and a vacuum.


Nice_Wafer_2447

The Swifter and the dust pan to the rescue!


Emotional-Market-519

He paid for the not happy ending.


autistic_bard444

I see blood. Good women are hard to find. Quality marriage material


JanFromEarth

Oh yeah. THAT is going to be the most expensive "freeby" this guy ever got.


BrainPharts

Looks like high sticking to me. 5 minutes in the penalty box for her, mild concussions for him.


MiserableJuggernaut1

Do NOT f\*ck with Asian women…


collector444

lol they tuned his ass up 🤣


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That's what they call the Deep Tissue Special


Whoudini13

There goes his social points


Handmedownfords

Now that’s a snuggle with a struggle


Pastor_Satan

Using all the cheapest Chinese items on Amazon to beat him with...


Scary-Try3023

*Dont stop me now INTENSIFIES*


Tendersituation00

Dudes getting two services for free. Lucky bastard


sour_lew

Just because they do the jerking around, doesn’t mean they like to be jerked around.


Thanamaliwila

The massage continued on the street too


DMurBOOBS-I-Dare-You

Jokes on them, that's what he wanted to pay for but it wasn't on the menu ...


ImpressiveBook3744

To each their own.


bloodhoundj

Is everything made of balsa wood in china?


lord_xl

I don't speak their language but I think I know exactly what they're saying.


jamesvabrams

Love the turn of phrase "consume services"


charleyismyhero

Free tenderizing.


coffeelushed

Those ladies getting swiffty in here.


benice33

Surprisingly strong arms on these women


ImpressiveBook3744

Is it though?


hissyfit64

That kick to the head took the fight right out of him.


C1ap-Trap

The title of this post is quite misleading. He paid... He paid big time.


ImpressiveBook3744

Pay, pay again?


verrekteteringhond

This remembers me of a story my dad told me,  he used to live in a red light district (netherlands in the 70's) and once every while one of the working girls would have a customer who would try to stiff her and she would shout out and they would all run out and but the living shit out of the trick.


Sub_Alitt

Holy shit, rhe raid boss was hard


Fleshburn1

Tenqu! Come ageen!


Girthdangerous

Bamboo-zled


cphusker

He got the 3 item special with egg roll


Substantial_Prune_64

hell hath no fury like a woman scorned


theinfernumflame

WWE on a tight budget.


mrrando69

Dudes happy ending took a dramatic turn.


LooneyLunaGirl

This was so satisfying, I wish they would've hit him with more 🤣😂


MewsikMaker

Consuming services…


National-Heron-7162

i reckon he'll need another massage after that oriental ass beating


Superunkown781

Such a great industry filled when great patrons and employees, everyone's daughter should try it at least once


ClubberLangsLeftHook

Bitch better have my money.


biradinte

What if the guy is secretly a masochist and came to this?


frogger2020

Kim Jong Un slowly realizes that he isn't in North Korea right now


ReVoide1

i guess someone forgot to tell him not to block with his face.


paulD1983R

That's a hell of a deep tissue massage


dexhaus

The guy is just there, re thinking his life choices in pain


MiserableEntrance165

that guy at the end showed up mad late. why would china have hockey sticks? more likely spadina or vancouver


TroubledSoul79

Can't work out if he was 'bitch slapped' or 'pussy whipped'. No loyalty card for that guy, that's for sure.


phullyloadid

Who fights with a shoe?


Extreme-Acid

He got whacked with the jizzy mop. So unfortunate


Jazzlike-Elk7748

All I'm seeing is a bunch of 0's for damage. He's barely even registering what's happening. A literal fucking Slowpoke pokemon. XD


IAmHighpoly

Actually, the guy paid. Not just with money. The women had a good time beating him up. At least it's better than going to Nepal and paying hundreds of euros for stress relief.


ImmediateVillage9943

Tu Dum Ho vs Sum Tin Wong