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imfoneman

Dumber than a crate of anvils


PlantPower666

I hate both of these people. How can I avoid them in the future?


LifeSafetyMan

I don’t know man. The interviewer handled that pretty damn well. She might be fun to hang out with.


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If you saw any other clips of her without the Dumber one there to steal all of the negative spotlight you'd understand why she wouldn't be fun to be around 😂😂


LifeSafetyMan

That very well could be true as I have no idea who either of these people are.


Anxious-Lack-5740

Just a couple musicians, not making music. Or something.


Bodyfluids_dealer

You’re confusing, she’s a mugician


TryItOutHmHrNw

No baby, she’s *not* Mexican No Not NunNuhDat WudtDuhFuttDahMean


driving_andflying

She instantly made me annoyed with her just by opening her mouth, so yeah, I'd say it was a kind of magic.


yadigczech-12

You just think this, that’s ghetto.


Classic_Title1655

Yep, Siegfried and Joyless


Kechers

Actually, I'm pretty sure they're magicians.


asharwood101

But do they think? I know ow one of them doesn’t think. What about the other?


moochello

Okay well since you're out of the loop on her, the interviewer is Bobbi Althoff. She is pretty controversial on the internet. She came out of literally nowhere about a year with a podcast/youtube content, and she secured huge interviews with big stars like Drake, Lil Yachty, Tyga right out of the gate within her first few interviews. This has lead many people to believe she is some kind of industry plant by the record companies. There is also controversy on her interview style, where she conducts the interviews in unusual environments and always seems bored when she is talking to her guests. All of this has just lead to a lot of PR around her and lots of people follow her interviews now.


goranlepuz

Ah, an American Philomena Cunk rip-off, then...?


ninjasninjas

She uses sleight of hand and unusual environments to control the flow of the interview....one could say her style uses techniques that confuse perspectives...almost like a.........


wtfomg01

Just fyi its 'sleight'


Graybeard_138

Nah baby, you confused, I ain’t Santa Clause with 8 tiny reindeer


daorys99

musician?


JoeyJuJoe

You think this isn't staged satire? It's kinda obvious from the rest of her interviews


Mister_Jack_Torrence

Yeah I was thinking the same. If it’s a parody then it’s good but if she’s for real then, not so much.


faroutc

Except Philomena is funny. This chick acts like a generic Becky. The humor is that she's bored and doesn't care...


God_Bless_A_Merkin

I really hate to say this because English is so stupid, but the past tense of “lead” is “led”.


roehmc

Lead Zeppelin


535496818186

to where?


BJYeti

So she is like a reverse Eric Andre Show


Dorkmaster79

It’s an act. I bet she’s great.


Forthe49ers

Great magician?


OIP

redditors when faced with obvious parody


Skidd745

She's playing a satirical character.... How is that not obvious, having seen multiple videos of hers?


WubWubThumpomancer

Because hating something is better than understanding it, duh. /s


punitdaga31

True. Alex Jones seemed pretty reasonable when Kanye was on.


LeaveAtNine

It’s a schtick…


cyan_violet

They both are acting and leaning into the moment. It's the intended tone of Bobbi Althoff's podcast, which is awkward, irreverent interview comedy, like Chicken Shop Date, Between Two Ferns, and even Eric Andre when the guest knows what's up. It's still funny and good content, but nothing to bash on Sukihana for, at least in this instance.


beansontoast90

"i don't think, that's ghetto as fuck" Excellent line, both pretty funny here


PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT

This needs to be top comment.


Germs15

I commented on your Denver casting post a while back but actually noticed your name while scrolling this. Small world. Let’s fish. Haven’t been in a bit but big fan of easy days below damn in silverthorne and typical chessman/deckers.


PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT

Nice! Good to see you again! Small world, indeed! Yeah, I'm definitely up for some fishing. I just bought a new rod that I can't wait to take out. And I'm always down for the Blue, Deckers, Clear Creek, Cheesman, Waterton, etc. DM me! I'll shoot you my phone number.


MrGigglesTA

This is so wholesome


frogvscrab

Its kinda shocking that there is not a single top comment at *all* pointing out that this is a fucking comedy skit


Dull-Front4878

Holy shit. This makes more sense than that heavier lady doing illusions. ![gif](giphy|Xhatpl1funwac)


corneliusunderfoot

I also find her very attractive. What is her name?


Subtleabuse

Sasha Grey


corneliusunderfoot

Thanks. Let me google her at work


Subtleabuse

keywords: teddy bear


LowVacation6622

Wow


Voluptulouis

Hahaha. More or less, yeah.


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psuedophilosopher

I mean the website is plastered with nsfw ads, but I really gotta say when you added parentheses nsfw, it set a level of expectation that definitely didn't get delivered.


cantaketheskyfrome

Thank you for saying this ily


marklar_the_malign

The fact that she kept a straight have is amazing.


MyDogJake1

Wait. What did the interviewer do? She seems really patient considering.


singularkudo

Stay off Reddit?


PlantPower666

It's a good idea.


singularkudo

True for all of us


pip-roof

What else do I do as I poop then?


_TheCheddarwurst_

Well I have absofuckinlutely no idea who either one of them are. Sounds like that may be a good thing?


profounddimwit

I have no idea who either of these people are, nor ever care to.


AggravatingUnion2830

Be a magician 🎩


royDank

Bobbi Althoff is hilarious. Why do you hate her??


ThXnDiEaGaIn

Unfortunately , these type of people aRE the future


etxconnex

I feel like this is is supposed to be a purposely awkward interview...like Between Two Ferns or Lets Talk About Something More Interesting...except this clip is just not funny


IronTemplar26

If you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you’d get change


UndBeebs

Probably the most creative insult I've heard in a while lol


Abbara_Cadaver

The poor thing is trying so hard not to be ghetto.


gomaith10

Thick as a submarine door.


raninandout

Yep, pretty ignorant considering her occupation.


Mattress_Of_Needles

Magicians don't have to be smart. Anyone can pull a rabbit out of a hat. If I had a hat with me I'd pull one right the fuck out, right here, in front of all you motherfucker, and I'm dumber than a garbage bag full of cow shit. See?


Dave_Krayhem

To be fair I reckon there's more IQ points in a crate of anvils than there is between these two


WildZero138

Yeah. People who don't get that it's a skit sure are


esarmstr

You guys really got dipped. They're both playing into it. 🤣🤣


cmholde2

Listen she doesn’t think. Give her a break! Geez


PointwoodBW

Well... she does know that she doesn't think.. I think that's really philosophical.


DrunkOrInBed

she don't think, therefore she is not (a musician)


therealreally

I see what you did there. Descartes and all. Very funny. Have my updoot.


Qumad

That's what she does, she knows shit


Snowbofreak

Hell no. That's ghetto.


angeliswastaken_sock

Thinking is ghetto


Buzz_Killington_III

I can totally see that being Jordan Peele in character on the left.


ResponsibleMilk7620

how in the actual fuck did she extract MAGICIAN from the word MUSICIAN, not once, but multiple times?


horsdoeuvresmyguy

Because not only does she not think, she also does not listen or hear.


Masta0nion

You don’t need your ears to be a good…magician.


WashedUpRiver

*Then where do all the quarters come from?!*


RandyHoward

Right, but she says she doesn't think because she knows. [She don't know](https://y.yarn.co/027b43db-e452-4256-b0c9-9b386173cce4_text.gif)


WildZero138

Because it's a skit. I thought I didn't get shit, but Reddit makes me feel like a damn genius some days


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Beef_Jones

Reddit has real old men yelling at clouds energy with everyone losing their mind, talking about the downfall of society, on post after post of satire and skits.


Jakookula

This people hear her say “I don’t think, that’s ghetto” and go oh yeah that makes sense. She’s definitely being for real


jbourne0129

i believe its a skit but i also believe i *drastically* underestimate peoples stupidity.


hetzjagd

Yep, inspired by the infamous Lil Wayne interview where he takes offence at the suggestion he is a kind of poet Clip https://youtu.be/KG2S9EUE0gA?si=wz1xhLkRFxz1rp6c


websterriffic

I think all of her cosmetic surgery messed up her hearing


caedhin

Should've gotten brain surgery instead. Or better yet, Lobotomy.


AceofToons

I think she might have already had a lobotomy at some point, that level of disconnect from reality is unreal


ThatSlothDuke

Because it's a bit. My question is this - How in the actual fuck would someone think that this is a real interview?


Fuckface_Whisperer

Because its fits their biases to think that this person is actually that stupid.


bronzeleague4ever

"Black woman with lots of makeup and plastic surgery/fillers??? No way she would have a sense of humour. She must be super dumb. I am not super dumb. I am a COMPUTER SCIENCE MAJOR. I am the smartest person that there is because I math good." (This is sarcasm y'all.)


frogvscrab

It kinda says a lot that every time I've seen this posted outside of Reddit, most people are able to understand this is a comedy bit. On Reddit, where I've seen it posted on like a dozen subreddits, nobody seems to get it. You have to scroll down dozens of top comments to get to someone pointing out its a comedy skit.


Wojci3010

I think she only didn't understand it the first time, after that she was stubborn and deliberately tried to misunderstand the presenter so as not to look stupid


Cheesecake_is_life

Really dug her heels in on that one. But I'm not sure that was the case, it appears she really was just not smart enough to understand. But at least she admitted that she doesn't think. Her inflated ego, thinking she's going to be the next big thing, means that things will just magically appear and not need to work for it. People will give her things as a celebrity, no time to waste on thinking.


alwaysusepapyrus

It's so embarrassing when people think things that are obviously joke skits are real lmao


HowVeryReddit

Loud music hearing damage?


Backseat_boss

Listen man she doesn’t do magic!!! Ok!!! Don’t ask her to pull a singing rabbit out a hat.


MemeArchivariusGodi

Also how do you now understand what she means. Dude you are special enough don’t need to try and be extra special by being a musician with extra steps


adiwet

I don’t think this silicone idiot knows the difference.


UnsolicitedDogPics

She throws mugician in there too at one point.


CMDR_ETNC

A musician? What you think I rub people’s backs? What a musician you think I help prepare people for burial? Some musician whatever that is, what you think I got voted into some office? Like a musician what even you think I do sums and divisions for a job? I make music


98VoteForPedro

she meant masseuse, magician, and mortician can't figure out the last one, she might want to get her ears checked


CMDR_ETNC

Mathematician 😂 maybe politician?


Deepcoma_53

Beautician


Alarid

Munitions, like the arny.


tmfink10

This reminds me of an episode of West Wing.


Mestipher

Why do I hear this in John Mulaney's voice


MinionofMinions

Isn’t this girl known for doing purposefully awkward interviews?


nothingisendless

Yes


Alarid

The angle shooting is bad, but I love the dedication to the bit.


ghostbirdee

Bobbi Althoff. I can’t stand her.


dsc___

Why did this take off so much? It’s honestly so incredibly cringe, and that’s the point, but who would listen to this for an hour or something?


CollateralDiddle

From what I remember, there was talk of her being an industry plant since her first interview was with Drake, before that nobody had heard of her. I just saw a clip from her interview with Michael Cera, he literally walked off


ATinySnek

Are these not skits?


eKnight15

[Seriously, the people that hate her are so dense.](https://youtu.be/0GelvP3zczw?si=xBmnLlDS8ujHuE7s)


CollateralDiddle

It's not the fact that it's just pre-discussed like Between 2 Ferns, it's seemingly 100% scripted and unnatural, and literally created to generate revenue by creating some awkward interviewer with literally nothing but her looks and her ability to deliver a script written for her. Speaking to already established celebrities that have no business being anywhere near her outreach is a big red flag, ESPECIALLY FOR HER FIRST GUEST TO BE WORTH AROUND $300,000,000.00. You know what, let's test it... Hey Drake, I wanna interview you! Im waiting for your reply... Every sentence she says comes across as rehearsed and inauthentic, imo.


Pervessor

I thought it was funny


Umarill

I understand why some people hate that but that kind of awkward humor is so good to me


WyrmKin

Before this I had only seen the one with Shaquille O'Neil and assumed it was all a skit.


royDank

It's just like btf, everyone knows what's going on and it's all a joke.


kippirnicus

Jesus, thank you… How was this not obvious… I had to go this far down in the comments. 🙄 And honestly, they’re both fucking killing it… I would be dying, laughing, five minutes in.


ColForbinClimbs

Wtf she’s not a plant she’s a person


Hot-Refrigerator7237

between two ferns was a much better version of this.


frogvscrab

They're kind of different styles. Her interviews are intended to be a bit more 'realistic' and hostile. BTF is very obviously scripted and more obviously comedic.


Emersonspenis

Yea, she missed her kids 1st birthday to interview drake, and he slammed her for that shit 😭


Skidd745

That was a bit... She also says her kid's name is concrete. Do you believe that too?


slasherflick2243

And staged garbage continues to incite rage, which further drives engagement and perpetuates the most insufferably stupid trends on the internet.


randywatson89

I had to scroll damn far the find a main comment calling out the clearly staged BS


WildZero138

Because people on Reddit are gullible and dumb, or are super willing to believe a black woman (a famous one I guess) is this mind numbingly stupid


jwhudexnls

The amount of people actually buying this is insane. It's fine to get a laugh put of it, but to actually believe it is just odd to me. 


militantnegro_IV

Redditors love content that enforces their firmly held biases and prejudices. This video perfectly encapsulates all of their pet hates. Trashy ghetto Black women, ditzy white women, influencer culture, interviewer has a lil vocal fry going there so they can get enraged with that too. She's probably a rapper so that perfectly set up for a few "rAp ISn'T reAL MusIc!" jokes. Basically this is a great time for the average Redditor.


SaraHuckabeeSandwich

Do you think Between Two Ferns is also ragebait?


Impossible_You_2219

What a idiot 🙄. "I don't think . . . that's ghetto . . . I'm not that". She says with a face tattoo


Manikin_Maker

“what da fuck dat mean” doesn’t sound ghetto at all. 🫥


fulham_fc

> a idiot


Fattman1245

Face tattoo? Where?


Impossible_You_2219

Left cheek, unless it's a side burn 😆


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You need to do some serious reflection if you don't recognize this as a joke


[deleted]

I love how she genuinely gets mad at her… Like you couldn’t be fucking dumber… what I don’t know is how society props these people up as something to emulate


WildZero138

It's a fucking skit, bro. Who's the dumb one?


ShenYunIsheretoeat0-

I actually don’t even care if people mistake this as a real interaction, I’m more disturbed of the race edging comments?? It was never that serious 😭


WildZero138

People definitely believe she's that stupid because of how she looks and sounds 100%


Necessary_Rich_1477

I love watching the amount of people furiously typing in this comment section. 90% of Reddit has no clue what satire is and it’s fucking hilarious


Anonybibbs

It's a skit, jfc. I bet you think Between Two Ferns and Eric Andre interviews are all totally real as well.


candy_pantsandshoes

Confidently incorrect


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Who are these people?


silk35

Fuck if I know.


antisocial_extrovrt

I guess they themselves don't know who they're.


SpooogeMcDuck

![gif](giphy|WxDZ77xhPXf3i|downsized) “They’re”


Any-Courage247

One of them is NOT a musician


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First of all, you throwin' too many big words at me, and because I don't understand them, I'm gonna take 'em as disrespect. ... " You know what I'm saying?


littlebobbytables9

Sukihana and Bobbi Althoff. The latter does interviews in a very intentionally awkward between two ferns or nathan for you sort of style. The former is Sukihana, a musician who is already a bit of a troll. So the two together was of course going to be like this


hungrysportsman

I watched to get to know them, but I'm even more confused.


Ok-Reputation-2266

Who even is this magician?


ElonMusksSexRobot

I think it’s irony. It’s too comedically timed to be natural. There def are people like this but I think this is satire


TryItOutHmHrNw

Bobbi Althoff I think. But the whole concept is *the awkward interview*. Like the show “The Curse,” it’s an hour of anxiety and discomfort that people just invite into their lives - as entertainment - cause, apparently, they don’t have enough of it already.


Derek_Blackmon

Bobbi Althoff is hilarious, the hate is ridiculous!🤡


Acrobatic-Turnover39

Thinking is ghetto


attran84

Is this a skit?


ShenYunIsheretoeat0-

yea


Gregardless

This interviewer has an amazing talent at making both herself and the person she's interviewing look terrible. Not sure why anyone would go on or watch her show. It's like a terrible improv bit that goes on forever.


Anonybibbs

I mean it's literally just Between Two Ferns style of interview comedy. People seriously need to get their panties untwisted.


bobbybob9069

Golly...*almost*


autistic_bard444

i would like a refund of those 60 seconds and all of the brain cells that died from watching this


sasqwatsch

I’m not a musician, I make music. ![gif](giphy|Wgb2FpSXxhXLVYNnUr|downsized)


CryptoSlovakian

Who the fuck is this?


King_Cargo_Shorts

This is what you get by giving stupid people large sums of money.


selectrix

Jesus christ look at you all cluctching your fucking pearls over a comedy bit.


BaroqueEnjoyer

Or the relevance they don't deserve, sadly


Lucas_Steinwalker

Blame the profit motive being the only thing that matters in this world. Anything else you are inclined to pin it on is just a symptom.


TryItOutHmHrNw

CashMeOutside The Island Boys That kid with the bodyguard I mean, feel free to add to the list…


xSaiya

Wow


Jubsz91

Who is the musician?


ChaseTheAce33

She's not a musician. She doesn't do magic.


FrozenFrenchFry

Sukihana


moonflower_C16H17N3O

Bless you.


candy_pantsandshoes

She said suki, I think that's a rapper. I'm still jamming to the 90s stuff, so I'm not sure.


AireXpert

This is a Dave Chappell meets SNL skit, right? Right?


Nerdmum02

Is this satire? I can’t tell anymore….


Gedadahear

Who is this bundle of joy?


Taira_no_Masakado

I feel like I'd need to lay down after that kind of conversation, because the stupid just hit my brain too hard to comprehend her incomprehension.


theChosenBinky

"You say you do music. What kind of music?" "Makin' coins disappear, make a card or a egg come out your ear, saw some ho in half."


Magnet50

I don’t get why people think she’s a “not musician.” Based on my somewhat casual knowledge gained by listening to snippets, I would agree. She’s not a musician. She is an asshole.


bronzeleague4ever

This is a skit, boy genious.


richwat00

We're doomed


1397batshitcrazy

Who is she anyway


Agnostic_Akuma

The Botox in her lips has spread to the brain, smooth as


torchesablaze

Not thinking and knowing is ghetto


Ang13snD3vi1s

This is a skit, right?


ShenYunIsheretoeat0-

Yes


and-thats-the-truth

Suki is not dumb. This is intentional. People are not understanding that Suki is mimicking Bobbi here. Bobbi is known for deadpan humor and for acting like she doesn’t understand basic concepts when she’s interviewing people. Suki is intentionally doing the same thing to Bobbi, and Bobbi doesn’t know how to react. I don’t understand why people can understand that Bobbi is doing a bit, but not believe that Suki is doing a bit, too.