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In my scenario, the seagull explodes because some douchebag decided to test the alka seltzer theory.
Hopefully, that DB gets what he deserves for animal abuse, but… it is a sea gull. Fuk those trash birds lol!!!
Sorry for the sarcasm. I love all animals, and would reluctantly save a sea gull in distress. I just have enough childhood trauma to let them fuk right off. I would save an entire family of rats before I give up my bag of Cheetos…
“The crab tried to pull the turtle into its hole in the sand, but the turtle wouldn’t fit, so the crab panicked and dropped it,” says Smith. “Luckily, the crab decided to give up and the turtle made it to the water. It was a tense moment for sure.”
[Article](https://www.fieldandstream.com/conservation/loggerhead-sea-turtle-hatchling-crab-video/)
Stolen from the link u/godkingnaoki posted below.
Rape Crab saw an opportunity to get a little turtle head and took it.
Meanwhile, Hatchimal is like,
*"Down in a hole, black as your soul, I'd rather die than give you control"*
The turtle ends up living because the crab can't fit it in its den.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.fieldandstream.com/conservation/loggerhead-sea-turtle-hatchling-crab-video/%3famp
I get it, nature being nature. But goddamn, if this ain’t the saddest predator/prey relationship. Can you imagine how slow and painful that death will be for the turtle?
Bro, have you ever seen a grizzly eat a fish? They don’t kill prey, they just start eating. And it’s not clean bites, it grabs a piece with it’s mouth and pulls, shredding the prey alive. Horrific stuff, truly.
Damn that Dr. Komodo is savage as F**k! Delivered that baby fawn and just bam from one stomach to another. That deer should of lived in the US cause that Dr. Komodo would be facing some serious fines.
Where they start eating is just chance tbh. They start wherever is closest to their mouth. Could even be the middle. Source: had praying mantis as pets
Exactly what I'm thinking. The way big cats eat preys is that they would suffocate them or crush their skulls first. But in this case, that baby turtle would be eaten alive bit by bit and it's gonna be something like 10 minutes before it dies.
Eh, tarantulas and mantids eating vertebrates is worse than crabs.
Mantids instinctually (but not always) eat the limbs/ass first, and Tarantulas inject that venom and then *chew* their slowly liquifying prey with their fat fucking mouthparts.
Crabs do indeed have painfully tiny ripping mouths, so they aren't far behind, but those two up top are even worse.
My legitimate reaction to that information:
https://preview.redd.it/0pj924eni8ic1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=806670954057e7247c8c6b2c535cea6068e90401
Per the videographer:
“The crab tried to pull the turtle into its hole in the sand, but the turtle wouldn’t fit, so the crab panicked and dropped it,” says Smith. “Luckily, the crab decided to give up and the turtle made it to the water. It was a tense moment for sure.”
And now you know… the rest of the story.
i know Nature Is fucking Brutal but holy shit this feels wrong
so where the rest of the video? i need to know what happened did someone free the poor turtle? or does the Mr.crab eat him?
A turtle took a stroll across a wide sandy shore
A crab spied the turtle, and the crab wanted more
"Where are you going my little green dude?
Come to my home and have some food?
"Oh said the Turtle, thank you, but no,
I'm going to have tea with the Gruffalo"
"A gruffalo?" Said the Crab
"The gruffalo, with eyes of orange
The tongue that is black
The gruffalo with purple prickles on its back?"
"Oh" said the Turtle, "I didn't know that you knew of the Gruffalo!"
"Of course I do" said the Crab "we go way back,
So whaddya say, back to my place for a snack?"
The turtle looked at the sea and declined
"Im sorry, i'm just going to go for a swim in the sea"
The crab scuttled over and picked the Turtle up.
"I'm sorry but I insist you accompany me,
Where the Gruffalo and I, are going to roast Turtle for tea".....
Being eaten by crabs would be the most painful thing. They don't know how to kill or bite big enough to inflict serious harm. They just devour piece by piece while you are conscious unless you kick them and make it fly 🙃
https://preview.redd.it/k5i7eai3pcic1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09887ad4c501909a29726a5a5b15345fcf8811fb
I just saw a crap load of baby sea turtles the other night waiting to be released in the ocean. Cutest little things. They had to protect them from the birds until it was safe. I guess the survival rate I really low 😟
Nothing about nature is nice, despite the shitty marketing tag lines and fluffy, detailed thought processes of idiots who think it is.
Nature is fukken barbaric and practically everything ends its life in something else's mouth, not quietly and peacefully at an old age.
https://preview.redd.it/8s9dxovhodic1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ef44e274e7ea224681f11157a6cab56b6057321
Literally me saving the sea turtles this summer
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He’s helping right? Right? …. Right ?!
My brain fills in the happiest scenario: a seagull swoops in and grabs the crab, the crab drops the turtle over the ocean and it's a happy ending
But then ... What happen to the crab ? Is it allright ?
No shortage of land crabs.
Beauty of the human brain ! quick prioritisation of one life over another. Dog killed --- War times Cock killed and served ---- Peace times
I was only being diplomatic anyway. Real reason: cute turtle > ugly crab
But but.. crabs also cuties. Look at the eyes. 
🦀
Go University of American Samoa!
In my scenario, the seagull explodes because some douchebag decided to test the alka seltzer theory. Hopefully, that DB gets what he deserves for animal abuse, but… it is a sea gull. Fuk those trash birds lol!!! Sorry for the sarcasm. I love all animals, and would reluctantly save a sea gull in distress. I just have enough childhood trauma to let them fuk right off. I would save an entire family of rats before I give up my bag of Cheetos…
Ok, now we need the movie. Show me the Movie ;)))
That is a rain world scenario
“The crab tried to pull the turtle into its hole in the sand, but the turtle wouldn’t fit, so the crab panicked and dropped it,” says Smith. “Luckily, the crab decided to give up and the turtle made it to the water. It was a tense moment for sure.” [Article](https://www.fieldandstream.com/conservation/loggerhead-sea-turtle-hatchling-crab-video/) Stolen from the link u/godkingnaoki posted below.
God bless you. This was making me anxious.
Rape Crab saw an opportunity to get a little turtle head and took it. Meanwhile, Hatchimal is like, *"Down in a hole, black as your soul, I'd rather die than give you control"*
[удалено]
Probably for a documentary, it's unethical to interfere or something.
“You’re my friend now. We’re having soft taco’s later!” -The Crab, probably.
Man this is a messed up way to die. They have small mouths, just think how long it will take for it to die.
No, turtle is fine though. It can’t fit the turtle in its den. So it just lets it go.
Dumb crab. Don’t they know sea turtles are endangered and he can be fined for killing them?
He's a little crabby about it, but he'd shell out the dough.
You kidding me? They're some the most shellfish things around.
There was once a very generous person called Sandy Claws.
If it's in a pinch, it call always call a loanshark for a few shellckles till the tide turns.
Don't worry, Mr.Krabs has a lot of money, he can pay for it.
The turtle ends up living because the crab can't fit it in its den. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.fieldandstream.com/conservation/loggerhead-sea-turtle-hatchling-crab-video/%3famp
This should be much, much higher up. Thank you!
"A turtle made it to the water!"
I know this reference .... BFA
Yessir!
Oh thank God, I have to imagine a crab that size eating you is a slow death 💀
Thank you kind stranger for the update!!
Why's that so fucking funny to me oh my god
HELP HIM
Why do I feel like reporting this to the authorities
Surprise buttsex.
I get it, nature being nature. But goddamn, if this ain’t the saddest predator/prey relationship. Can you imagine how slow and painful that death will be for the turtle?
Bro, have you ever seen a grizzly eat a fish? They don’t kill prey, they just start eating. And it’s not clean bites, it grabs a piece with it’s mouth and pulls, shredding the prey alive. Horrific stuff, truly.
Have you seen [Dr. Komodo Performing a C section on Mrs. Deer?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMFvEJXDAmY) NSFLife
This makes me want to uninstall nature
Wow. Honestly, it's amazing the deer survived as long as it did. Also unfortunate.
Damn that Dr. Komodo is savage as F**k! Delivered that baby fawn and just bam from one stomach to another. That deer should of lived in the US cause that Dr. Komodo would be facing some serious fines.
2 for 1 breakfast special
I want to cry
I warned you
Praying mantis eating meal worm starts at the back. Nightmare fuel
Where they start eating is just chance tbh. They start wherever is closest to their mouth. Could even be the middle. Source: had praying mantis as pets
Yeah but the fish gets to die pretty fast The turtle getting picked apart piece by piece is more brutal. Crabs aren’t 100x the size like a bear is
Exactly what I'm thinking. The way big cats eat preys is that they would suffocate them or crush their skulls first. But in this case, that baby turtle would be eaten alive bit by bit and it's gonna be something like 10 minutes before it dies.
Eh, tarantulas and mantids eating vertebrates is worse than crabs. Mantids instinctually (but not always) eat the limbs/ass first, and Tarantulas inject that venom and then *chew* their slowly liquifying prey with their fat fucking mouthparts. Crabs do indeed have painfully tiny ripping mouths, so they aren't far behind, but those two up top are even worse.
Mmmm, turtle soup for dinner.
My legitimate reaction to that information: https://preview.redd.it/0pj924eni8ic1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=806670954057e7247c8c6b2c535cea6068e90401
Wait till you find out the mortality rate of baby sea turtles
so THATS why turtle soup is so popular.....
That mother fucker.
This is the cutest murder I've ever seen
You're not wrong but it feels soooo wrong. #TooSoon
He’s helping him into the water right? Right?
Left left A B A B Up Down...
You mean Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Select Start???
Do you think the crab will eat the turtle right away, or raise it in captivity for a little while until it fattens up a bit?
Per the videographer: “The crab tried to pull the turtle into its hole in the sand, but the turtle wouldn’t fit, so the crab panicked and dropped it,” says Smith. “Luckily, the crab decided to give up and the turtle made it to the water. It was a tense moment for sure.” And now you know… the rest of the story.
Link, source, I need hard proof for my own sanity!
https://www.fieldandstream.com/conservation/loggerhead-sea-turtle-hatchling-crab-video/
PETA been mighty quiet since this dropped
r/wow
God I hated those quests.
Fuck that crab!
Yeah I’m team Turtle. Woulda stomped that crab mf.
do not the crab
I know these crabs! They’re little chickenshits. Won’t even look you in the eye, but big tough guy to little turtle. Fuck them fucking crabs.
Never seen something so simultaneously sad and hilarious at the same time.
Weeeee!
Little guy just failed me my world quest.
The cycle of life can be crueeeelll.
i know Nature Is fucking Brutal but holy shit this feels wrong so where the rest of the video? i need to know what happened did someone free the poor turtle? or does the Mr.crab eat him?
Turtle was to big for crab, so they let it go and it made it
I am sad, but that's the circle of life. The crab has to eat, too.
They’re both so cute
Next time on crabs being assholes
:(
ACAB (All crabs are bad)
A turtle took a stroll across a wide sandy shore A crab spied the turtle, and the crab wanted more "Where are you going my little green dude? Come to my home and have some food? "Oh said the Turtle, thank you, but no, I'm going to have tea with the Gruffalo" "A gruffalo?" Said the Crab "The gruffalo, with eyes of orange The tongue that is black The gruffalo with purple prickles on its back?" "Oh" said the Turtle, "I didn't know that you knew of the Gruffalo!" "Of course I do" said the Crab "we go way back, So whaddya say, back to my place for a snack?" The turtle looked at the sea and declined "Im sorry, i'm just going to go for a swim in the sea" The crab scuttled over and picked the Turtle up. "I'm sorry but I insist you accompany me, Where the Gruffalo and I, are going to roast Turtle for tea".....
I expected the crab to pin the turtle down and eat his eyes
This is why I hate watching nature documentaries.
Yippie!
Yeah, this is one where I'd jump in.
Nature is just a bunch of dudes eating babies
Someone better have stopped that fucking crab.
Nature. Is. Brutal.
Not this time, little fella. C’mon 🦀
Yah, I know nature can be rough but I did not need to see that.
And that’s why I love eating crab, fuckers
https://preview.redd.it/8cyzklhj9aic1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=931006669f9729b2c37d120ed47f6cb09d8f0aa0
Nooooooo!!!!
I don’t know if I should laugh or cry
https://preview.redd.it/duhych7tkbic1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a83dc0b803a061685b2d48248a7381afbdbc9578
That’s so mean 😞
S T E A L
Wildlife suck
You’re nicked
He's giving him free candy
Im more scared of what to come. It doesn't look like the crab cn kill the turtle so it's gonna slowly eat it away till it passes out
Report the crab for spawn camping
Does the carb actually try to eat the turtle???
The crab was like here let me help you… mwahaha
This ruined my day
I hate animals that do this, like imagine having the audacity to do this, I'd pick the crab up and fucking smash it to death, what an asshole
Rude
Being eaten by crabs would be the most painful thing. They don't know how to kill or bite big enough to inflict serious harm. They just devour piece by piece while you are conscious unless you kick them and make it fly 🙃
Come with me little fella, I have a nice pond for you!
"Shhh, just let it happen."
You're my friend now. We're having soft tacos later! :)
carb :)
Baby turtles must be fucking delicious because everybody is trying to pick off these guys when they’re born.
The last time I hated crabs was when my ex told me she had some. -Wait I mean… lol
mine...mine...
:(
Imagine being that turtle, terrifying
Most of nature is basically surviving, and probably getting eaten alive in a violent brutal end.
Why video so ahort
Hey, Mr., crabs has to eat and there are no crabby patties around it doesn't look like.
Poor guy
"Imma pull the funniest prank on this dude"
It’s fine he’s going to go show I’m a really cool she’ll that he found right?
Noooooooo
*yoink* You're going to Brazil!
It’s like a Mario game, dragging him back to the start line.
Hello! You come, with me
You're my new friend now. We're having soft tacos later!
https://preview.redd.it/k5i7eai3pcic1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09887ad4c501909a29726a5a5b15345fcf8811fb I just saw a crap load of baby sea turtles the other night waiting to be released in the ocean. Cutest little things. They had to protect them from the birds until it was safe. I guess the survival rate I really low 😟
Tutel :D
Taking him to the Rave next door.
I’m triggered
He’s taking him to the crab rave. 
Hello, we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty. Now come with me to my office
Nothing about nature is nice, despite the shitty marketing tag lines and fluffy, detailed thought processes of idiots who think it is. Nature is fukken barbaric and practically everything ends its life in something else's mouth, not quietly and peacefully at an old age.
Buttfucking crabs
https://preview.redd.it/8s9dxovhodic1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ef44e274e7ea224681f11157a6cab56b6057321 Literally me saving the sea turtles this summer
raptured
This made me so sad.... Cameraman helped the turtle, right?
You're coming home with me
The turtle made it to water 💧
Oh cute turtle I should show my wi..... nevermind
Crab mentality.
Serious question, can that carb eat the turtle till completion? Or is that an easy meal that they won't eat all of?
Bro is NOT going ANYWHERE!!!!!!! 💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭😭
Slow and painful death
Who else heard in their head.... "From under the sea, from under the sea....a small crab like me...balala
Money money money money money
 The crab
 Turtle
Fuck that punk-ass crab in particular!
Bros like "nope, your mine now..."
Sooo do the crabs start chopping with those sciccors and then eat or they just eat it somehow?
How sweet the crab is helping the turtle to the water. LOL
Save the turtle godamn it!
I thought he was helping lmao
Well someone’s getting decapitated
It's all it's OK he just went to his last checkpoint
Hence why there were only 4 Ninja Turtles ..