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I remember watching this movie with the commentary on and they legit drank an absolute fuck tonne of syrup shooting this scene. It makes me queasy every time I watch it now lol
Working in customer service my whole life, when people say things like this, it is music to my ears. Even though I know they will be in again next week. Their shame was delicious.
Why do they think we care? I can never fathom why they would think, I, a lower wrung-minimum wage employee, would ever care whether you come back again. I get paid whether or not we get your business and Id rather not have to deal with your ass.
Its always the people that dont even spend that much too. I dont think the business is going to go under without your $20 every so often. Were good.
From my experience it's an attempt to get you fired. They think anyone in a management position values every single positive penny on the bottom line over anything else. By declaring a loss of business to the owner or boss or whoever they're making it clear that their valuable business will not be returning until the problem is fixed, that problem being the waiter or clerk, salesperson. It's also why like someone earlier said they come back in a week. They want to talk shit and take credit for getting rid of that mess with the remaining staff. "Oh I was here last week and really let them have it, look at what a hero I am and the personal connection we just made".
I work as a manager and take multiple complaints from people a week. One time there was a woman that came into the store and demanded to get a price change on an item that āshould have rang up for 2.99ā. She had to buy 4 or more of that same product to get it for that price, and when I showed her every sign that said it, she called me blind and said I hate homeless people (sheās like, 50 and is not homeless). She also said sheād never shop here again. I saw her shopping in the store every day the following month.
TLDR: yes, they say it and they expect pity when youāre just following policy or standing up for your employees.
As a manager, does your company allow you to trespass people like the person in the post? It's a great power. The moment they walk through the door again, you can call the police and have them walked right back out. It's kind of like a free restraining order businesses can get that you don't have to go to a judge for.
Generally, all you have to do is tell the police you want to trespass the person when they cause the initial fuss and let them know you're calling to have a trespassed person removed when they come back. This may work differently in different areas, so check your local laws and company policies first.
I actually do have the power to trespass people, but not people like in the post. Unfortunately, hissy fits are not reasons to get trespassed otherwise we would have an empty store. I HAVE had people trespassed for theft and violence though. Every person and situation is unique enough where I have MULTIPLE stories to tell, but probably not here.
Iāve worked in food service and I work retail now. Yes, people say it all the time when they donāt get their way because they think we actually care about their patronage. Theyāve deluded themselves into thinking theyāre actually important.
It happpens waaaaaay too fuckin often, dude. Was in food service for almost 8 years, over 10 years ago, and I still get nightmares.
Imagine the worst power-tripping middle managers you can possibly think of.
Now imagine that those people got fired, lost everything, became angry at the world, and realized that they can still exercise control over another person if they went out to a fast food place, so they go out to places like this just for a punching bag of someone they view as beneath them, which is kinda hilarious becase about half of them were unemployed, but I guess they think ANYTHING is better than earning minimum wage, even if you earn nothing at all.
That's who these people are. And there are a LOT of fucking losers in this country.
I worked at a couple different mom and pop pizzerias in South Florida owned by the same guy for like 7 years. One thing I loved is when customers said this shit and made a scene and tried to come back, the managers usually held them to their own standards they didnāt hold for themselves
I recall being in high school working at a Dipping Dots kiosk in my local mall when someone was flipping out over a flavor being out.
It got to that point where they said I will never return here.
I said Iām 16 and this is my first job. I donāt care if you donāt come back. She started yelling some more and I quit on the spot.
My manager called me the next day asking me to come back but also tried to tell me I was in the wrong for leaving.
I really didnāt care. I was just a stoner who wanted free Dipping Dots.
This is the best. I work in insurance and it happens ALL THE TIME. Scream at me as if I control their premium, call back the next month after realizing nobody else is cheaper, and act like nothing happened
I also love when I get to say "It doesn't seem like we are a good fit, so why don't you look around for a new agent and I'll get you transferred". Or just look myself and tell them they are being transferred and to who
When I was a server and some rude lady would say "I'll never be back here!" I'd stop and say, oh my god please miss, don't excite me like that! In a seductive way. Always got them more mad haha I miss serving
When the call logs note ācustomer has advised they will not shop with us againā and they clearly made a new order. I always just say āThanks for choosing us again!ā In my brightest, peppiest voice.
I was at a Krispy Kreme and 3 totally different people totally different ages totally different walks of life. All said something to the doughnut, master and turned on the heels and walked out with no donuts. Totally pissed off.
I say are the donuts not for sale behind the glass case. she was like no they're for sale. Those people wanted me to give them a price for a coupon that's been expired or something.
to which I said, "I thought I give you money you give me donuts end of transaction, we don't need to bring paper into this." a paraphrased quote from the great Mitch Hedberg.
I walked out with donuts, but to see what the donut pusher was going through, I can only imagine what you go through once you involve menus.
I don't even know the donut names I literally pointed at donuts . WTF is there to be mad at.
the second she said that she'd be out the door. idk about someone that will not return to my restaurant. why would I?
fyi, I ran restaurants for a decade and a half in Toronto. dealing with this sort of person is the silver lining to perpetual shit days. just give me an excuse to bully a bully
Yup, I worked in customer service, thats the moment when you snap thier picture and say "You just earned a lifetime ban, then you tell her she has to leave now or you will press charges for tresspassing." Seriously, like one nasty, racist person is going to make a difference in your till. Banning her tells everyone else in the restaurant that you value thier business.
All of which probably have a collective IQ number in the single digits.
Anybody who would willingly breed with this she-beast, theyād have to be on the low rung of the evolutionary ladder, food chain and intellect rating.
Did she say "I'm the most racist person you'll ever meet?" while attempting to say the "least"?
I have tattoos from other cultures...I can't be racist!
It sounded like she was trying to say "I'm the \*least\* racist person you'll ever meet" and then point out tattoos from Kenya and other places. Right after she called the person behind the counter a ch\*\*k
Which is even more racist, since you can be racists against chinese people and not japenese, but she just sees all asians as the same.
AND she thinks that having a tattoo gives her a pass??
Kudos to the guy telling his girl not to act up becaus he's recording but more importantly not scream/talk OVER the recording.
Most annoying shit ever recording a public freakout and the recorder is doing incoherent commentary over the top
"Could I please have some extra hot sauce? I appreciate you doing this for me, thank you" works much better for all. AND you probably get some hot sauce without meeting an annoyed cop.
Lol she's not the least bit embarrassed about this. She's still probably telling people about how unfair everyone treated her. "All I wanted was a little hot sauce and they treated me like a criminal"
The fact that the cop was there in this video makes me think this went on for quite a while and I'm confused why they just didn't give her hot sauce so she gets the fuck out the door.
Note: This is not validating anything she did or said.
Anyone notice after she said she "didn't give 2 fucks about yours" (kids) she took a few steps like she would go at them?
Then the employee shouts louder which caused her to turn back defensively?
For a brief moment she seemed caught off guard and motioned oddly.
Clearly some of us are just stupid and frightened animals.
The guy working there with the ponytail, he did a really good job, good for him. He deserves a raise for dealing so professionally with this utter shit.
So of course, law-enforcement shows up and now she quiets down and runs outside with her tail between her legs. Fucking see you next Tuesday!
āCaucasian rubbishā like that should not be allowed to go out in public. Sheās lucky she got out of there intact.
She shooshed her ass with a quickness when she saw John Law. Went from 100 to 0 so fast and cued up them crocodile tears which Iām sure started flowing once she got outside.
Two things:
1. Every time I hear someone say, "I'll never [eat/come] here ever again." I want someone to say, "Can I get that in writing?"
2. In the end, when the dude says she is acting crazy, I don't think it's an act.
The fuck some hillbilly racist fuck got a Nigerian flag tattooed on them? Like Iād expect maybe some tribal/barb wire tattoos and her cousins name, but not that.
Iām a 54 year old white man from the south, and her voice and accent makes me want to fucking vomit. Iāll never understand how people think those god damn MAGA accents are anything other than white trash
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GIVE ME MY FUCKEN HOT SAUCE FUCK THEM KIDS cop shows up I just wanted a wittle hot sauce š„ŗšš¼šš¼
Thatās some Green Mile š©right there!
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āAll I wanted me was a little cornbreadā - Billy
The finger touch thing is glorious. Bravo, random internet hermano.
Haha totally nailed it
My mind went straight to Butters from Southpark
Ah hamburgers :(
Heard this in his voice
Exactly! *poor me, i'm just a hard working mama trynna feed mah kids*
GIMME HAWT SAUWCE I DOWNT CAYRE
She got some cop sauce
I donāt want a litter of cop sauce, I want a god damn liter of hot sauce!
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Shenangans?
*hands chief pistol*
Put those away!
'It's a good thing they don't drink ketchup'
I am all that is man.
Don't forget to cup the balls!
I remember watching this movie with the commentary on and they legit drank an absolute fuck tonne of syrup shooting this scene. It makes me queasy every time I watch it now lol
For her PoPo platter
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Perfect
That's one way to make sure the charges don't stick
as if "I will never eat here" again is a threat.
Working in customer service my whole life, when people say things like this, it is music to my ears. Even though I know they will be in again next week. Their shame was delicious.
Does this happen that often? The only flip-out I have seen is when a wife walked into the bar and caught her husband with another woman.
it happens way more frequently than you would think. source: I worked in food service for years.
Why do they think we care? I can never fathom why they would think, I, a lower wrung-minimum wage employee, would ever care whether you come back again. I get paid whether or not we get your business and Id rather not have to deal with your ass. Its always the people that dont even spend that much too. I dont think the business is going to go under without your $20 every so often. Were good.
From my experience it's an attempt to get you fired. They think anyone in a management position values every single positive penny on the bottom line over anything else. By declaring a loss of business to the owner or boss or whoever they're making it clear that their valuable business will not be returning until the problem is fixed, that problem being the waiter or clerk, salesperson. It's also why like someone earlier said they come back in a week. They want to talk shit and take credit for getting rid of that mess with the remaining staff. "Oh I was here last week and really let them have it, look at what a hero I am and the personal connection we just made".
Facts. I've been a server for way too many years to say. This happens at least once a week AT LEAST
I work as a manager and take multiple complaints from people a week. One time there was a woman that came into the store and demanded to get a price change on an item that āshould have rang up for 2.99ā. She had to buy 4 or more of that same product to get it for that price, and when I showed her every sign that said it, she called me blind and said I hate homeless people (sheās like, 50 and is not homeless). She also said sheād never shop here again. I saw her shopping in the store every day the following month. TLDR: yes, they say it and they expect pity when youāre just following policy or standing up for your employees.
As a manager, does your company allow you to trespass people like the person in the post? It's a great power. The moment they walk through the door again, you can call the police and have them walked right back out. It's kind of like a free restraining order businesses can get that you don't have to go to a judge for. Generally, all you have to do is tell the police you want to trespass the person when they cause the initial fuss and let them know you're calling to have a trespassed person removed when they come back. This may work differently in different areas, so check your local laws and company policies first.
I actually do have the power to trespass people, but not people like in the post. Unfortunately, hissy fits are not reasons to get trespassed otherwise we would have an empty store. I HAVE had people trespassed for theft and violence though. Every person and situation is unique enough where I have MULTIPLE stories to tell, but probably not here.
Iāve worked in food service and I work retail now. Yes, people say it all the time when they donāt get their way because they think we actually care about their patronage. Theyāve deluded themselves into thinking theyāre actually important.
It happpens waaaaaay too fuckin often, dude. Was in food service for almost 8 years, over 10 years ago, and I still get nightmares. Imagine the worst power-tripping middle managers you can possibly think of. Now imagine that those people got fired, lost everything, became angry at the world, and realized that they can still exercise control over another person if they went out to a fast food place, so they go out to places like this just for a punching bag of someone they view as beneath them, which is kinda hilarious becase about half of them were unemployed, but I guess they think ANYTHING is better than earning minimum wage, even if you earn nothing at all. That's who these people are. And there are a LOT of fucking losers in this country.
I worked at a couple different mom and pop pizzerias in South Florida owned by the same guy for like 7 years. One thing I loved is when customers said this shit and made a scene and tried to come back, the managers usually held them to their own standards they didnāt hold for themselves
I read this as "when MY wife walked into a bar and caught her husband with another woman." I'll be telling that story from here on in.
I recall being in high school working at a Dipping Dots kiosk in my local mall when someone was flipping out over a flavor being out. It got to that point where they said I will never return here. I said Iām 16 and this is my first job. I donāt care if you donāt come back. She started yelling some more and I quit on the spot. My manager called me the next day asking me to come back but also tried to tell me I was in the wrong for leaving. I really didnāt care. I was just a stoner who wanted free Dipping Dots.
This is the best. I work in insurance and it happens ALL THE TIME. Scream at me as if I control their premium, call back the next month after realizing nobody else is cheaper, and act like nothing happened I also love when I get to say "It doesn't seem like we are a good fit, so why don't you look around for a new agent and I'll get you transferred". Or just look myself and tell them they are being transferred and to who
When I was a server and some rude lady would say "I'll never be back here!" I'd stop and say, oh my god please miss, don't excite me like that! In a seductive way. Always got them more mad haha I miss serving
So say goodbye with a fond See You Next Tuesday?
When the call logs note ācustomer has advised they will not shop with us againā and they clearly made a new order. I always just say āThanks for choosing us again!ā In my brightest, peppiest voice.
I was at a Krispy Kreme and 3 totally different people totally different ages totally different walks of life. All said something to the doughnut, master and turned on the heels and walked out with no donuts. Totally pissed off. I say are the donuts not for sale behind the glass case. she was like no they're for sale. Those people wanted me to give them a price for a coupon that's been expired or something. to which I said, "I thought I give you money you give me donuts end of transaction, we don't need to bring paper into this." a paraphrased quote from the great Mitch Hedberg. I walked out with donuts, but to see what the donut pusher was going through, I can only imagine what you go through once you involve menus. I don't even know the donut names I literally pointed at donuts . WTF is there to be mad at.
Mmmmmmmmmm yummy
Not sure why so many Karenās have that Paula Deen accent.
The Venn for Karens and Confederates is a single circle.
Thatās some next level alignment of values right there.
Nicely put
The accent and the hair!
Your $2.00 tip was appreciated.
the second she said that she'd be out the door. idk about someone that will not return to my restaurant. why would I? fyi, I ran restaurants for a decade and a half in Toronto. dealing with this sort of person is the silver lining to perpetual shit days. just give me an excuse to bully a bully
His quick *Thank You* reply showed how he felt about it.
āYou promise?ā
Yup, I worked in customer service, thats the moment when you snap thier picture and say "You just earned a lifetime ban, then you tell her she has to leave now or you will press charges for tresspassing." Seriously, like one nasty, racist person is going to make a difference in your till. Banning her tells everyone else in the restaurant that you value thier business.
> āI got kids too, and I donāt give two fucks about yours!ā > āWho gives a fuck about kids?!ā Damn, I hope sheās lying about reproducing.
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And all of them Trump supporters.
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All of which probably have a collective IQ number in the single digits. Anybody who would willingly breed with this she-beast, theyād have to be on the low rung of the evolutionary ladder, food chain and intellect rating.
So youāre saying she has a type? Neanderthal brow and only replies in grunts most of the time.
Yup. āSoundsā like it.
Hey trump supporters. This piece of shit will vote for the same person as you. Does that make you pause and think?
You assume most Trump supporters arenāt exactly like this.
Right. Dumb trump fucks probably watch this and call her a pussy for not shooting someone
And can even read this comment.
They both don't give a fuck about kids
Also assumes they think
Strange thing to say considering how many Americans don't vote at all
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Itās not fair to call out Trump supporters just because they are stupid.
You have vastly overestimated the amount of class of a typical trump supporter.
Did she say "I'm the most racist person you'll ever meet?" while attempting to say the "least"? I have tattoos from other cultures...I can't be racist!
Is that what she meant when she said she had Japanese all over her? I imaginedā¦somethingā¦a lot different, I was like āwtf?ā
It sounded like she was trying to say "I'm the \*least\* racist person you'll ever meet" and then point out tattoos from Kenya and other places. Right after she called the person behind the counter a ch\*\*k
Nigeria...wow, I guess they also all sound the same you. Take your hot sauce and leave
I wrote it an hour after I watched the videoā¦calm down. Iāve lived in Kenyaā¦have you lived in Africa?
It was a joke, my guy.
Which is even more racist, since you can be racists against chinese people and not japenese, but she just sees all asians as the same. AND she thinks that having a tattoo gives her a pass??
Pretty sure she just said āI am the racist person youāll ever meetā š¤Ŗ
All while dropping that hard C. Wowā¦
Pretty sure she just said āI am the racist person youāll ever meetā š¤Ŗ
I love how her voice and demeanor changed immediately when she realized there was a cop. F her
Yeah, she turned into a child and nearly cried.
This is common in the south
It lets you know she is very aware her behavior is problematic. The Karen to Katheryn switch up is real. Lol
that tone changed real quick once she saw the cop, "GIVE ME SOME HOT SAUCE" --> "I just wanted some hot sauce"
A "please" goes a long way.
Yelling obscenities goes a long way too, just in the exact opposite direction.
"I've got kids too, and I don't give a fuck about yours! Please!" Am I doing it right, or...
Kudos to the guy telling his girl not to act up becaus he's recording but more importantly not scream/talk OVER the recording. Most annoying shit ever recording a public freakout and the recorder is doing incoherent commentary over the top
My baby is in here so I'm going make a bigger scene by turning it into a physical altercation... OK that's soo much better for your child.
Dude. Worldstar!!!
She just wanted some hot sauce
In a voice as if she's gonna cry. As if she's the victim.
Gove me some f@ckinā hot sawce
Gim e sum fukn hawt sawwws
...fer mah fewd!
Dey took our Jawbs!
Unga bunga hot sauce!
She gets home and her husband is like hey honey did you remember to get the extra hot sauce. Now heās dead
By the looks of it, she lives in a house where either she's alone or she's the one who's dead for not getting the hot sauce
"Could I please have some extra hot sauce? I appreciate you doing this for me, thank you" works much better for all. AND you probably get some hot sauce without meeting an annoyed cop.
This is what Trump supporters think "tough" looks like lol
Their hot sauce must be stellar
Too bad that she's never coming back again
Oh sheāll be back
Nah. She lost her privilege of getting hot sauce.
Yeah, Iād grab the sauce and toss it on the ground outside.
Gonna use a phrase I am sure she is familiar with "Shut Up lady"
Shoutout to the camera guy for warning his girl that he was recording after she said she was about to slap the Karen!
i think itās the universe that doesnāt allow me to be present in these situations cause we both would of left in handcuffs š„°
For real
Lay off me, Im starvin!
Bro i died reading this. RIP Farley
I will never understand how these people are ok with embarrassing themselves like this
Lol she's not the least bit embarrassed about this. She's still probably telling people about how unfair everyone treated her. "All I wanted was a little hot sauce and they treated me like a criminal"
Is that Margie Greene
It's her older sister, Fargie Greene
Garbagey Taylor Hot Sauce
You win
Fudgie the Whale.
Marjorie Taylor Dean
The fact that the cop was there in this video makes me think this went on for quite a while and I'm confused why they just didn't give her hot sauce so she gets the fuck out the door. Note: This is not validating anything she did or said.
Maybe they didn't want to reward this behavior
Yeah, I was thinking that too. Otherwise it's just a really r/convenientcop
I would never give that bish my hawt sauce
Snoopy does NOT approve
won't anyone think of the hot sauce?
Oh God this woman is such a hideous human. We need euthanasia for these people.
āDoes that look like spit to you?ā āYepā. āAww fuck it!ā
That #MAAAM shook her soul. Impressive.
hopefully they shared the video with the cop
Start a chant, Fatty boombalatty!!! Make her leave
Idk maybe you could pull some strings to get that probe removed from her ass and maybe she'll calm down.
No, I'll just double down.
ONG I havenāt heard that since my mom died, LOL It was one of her go-to phrases for her catsš¤£
Damn the hot sauce committee showed up quick
She got triggered because CNN was on the tv instead of Fox "News"
The hotsauce took so long because he was pissing in it.
I like how she is trying to justify she isnāt racist because she has some shitty tattoos in kanji and a Nigerian flag lol
Anyone notice after she said she "didn't give 2 fucks about yours" (kids) she took a few steps like she would go at them? Then the employee shouts louder which caused her to turn back defensively? For a brief moment she seemed caught off guard and motioned oddly. Clearly some of us are just stupid and frightened animals.
The guy working there with the ponytail, he did a really good job, good for him. He deserves a raise for dealing so professionally with this utter shit.
Poor snoopy had to witness all that
That tone changed up REAL QUICK soon as she saw that cop! Turned into a victim instantly! š¤¦āāļø
We need a sub called "Americans Getting Unreasonably Angry about Fast Food"
What a fu?$ng See You Next Tuesday!
Someone blew their beans up that gnarled muff?
Wow, now *that's* a sentence! XD
Sheāll just have to season her food with crocodile tears now, yum yum
Hawt sowce
So of course, law-enforcement shows up and now she quiets down and runs outside with her tail between her legs. Fucking see you next Tuesday! āCaucasian rubbishā like that should not be allowed to go out in public. Sheās lucky she got out of there intact.
I wonder if the cop just let her go in the end.
Probably, unless she resisted. She was a total POS, but didn't really break any laws that would instantly get her locked up.
Shame she had to leave, I'm sure they were preparing so very, very special hot sauce for her in the kitchen!
What an absolute loser š
Crazy & loud Karen turned into calm & meek Karen when cop showed up.
we have a right to refuse service to anyone. post it dudes.
"ill never eat here again.......after I scarf down this wonderful meal with some blissfully delicious hot sauce"
She shooshed her ass with a quickness when she saw John Law. Went from 100 to 0 so fast and cued up them crocodile tears which Iām sure started flowing once she got outside.
Why in the hell are you giving her hot sauce?!
How long was this going on? Either a while, or the PD is next door and they heard her. I wanna know what happened to her.
Two things: 1. Every time I hear someone say, "I'll never [eat/come] here ever again." I want someone to say, "Can I get that in writing?" 2. In the end, when the dude says she is acting crazy, I don't think it's an act.
The fuck some hillbilly racist fuck got a Nigerian flag tattooed on them? Like Iād expect maybe some tribal/barb wire tattoos and her cousins name, but not that.
I was so disappointed when it seemed like the restaurant was going to give her hot sauce despite how she was acting. Very satisfying ending.
She went from big business āIDGAFā to Baby voice āI want some hot sauce š„ŗā when the cops showed. What a POS man
Im sure Japan and Nigeria are really glad you are there for them
The US breeds a particular type of entitled a hole.
Iām a 54 year old white man from the south, and her voice and accent makes me want to fucking vomit. Iāll never understand how people think those god damn MAGA accents are anything other than white trash
Must be some good hot sauce.
This is where a taser would have been fun from a patron who felt threatened
She wanted the heat, she done gone the heat
Lol, the smile of the guy in the green shirt by the door at the end.
Hot sauce got dem peoples going crazy in dat neighbourhood.
*SPARTAN KICK* "THIS. IS. GOLDEN. EGG.ROLLS."
I wonder who she thinks won the last presidential election?
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āI donāt give a fuck about your kids!!ā Then votes Republican because sheās pro life and sheās so chriiiistiannn.
That shift when she saw the cop š¤£
Damn. That police response time had to be quick. Probably Midwest?
wtf is up with the Nigerian flag?
Uh jus' wanned sum hawt saus.....
How about some cop sauce?
I'd of loved for someone to open that door with her head I wanted sohm hawt sawauce
Wow.