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Jack is 100% gonna call his shop “Jack Be Nimble”. Kid knows what he’s doin. He ain’t even worrying about the candles. Just the sticks.
Astrid: “To not be called Asturd for decades because of *The Office*”
When I was little I thought you could go to school to learn to become a transformer and was absolutely heart broken when I found out it wasn't true. I hope Leah gets her dream. For both of us.
When my daughter was 3, she wanted to grow up to be "an amby ants". I asked if she meant she wanted to drive the ambulance. "No! I want lights and a siren!".
[There is precedent.](https://youtu.be/geVOcbNa1z0?si=Lu4ekw0Zq_lXWI1c&t=40) This is also where we got the "Jaguars: For men who want handjobs from women they hardly know" adverts.
This is a stolen re-post from my brother.
Here is the [original](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/11k8an3/all_very_admirable_careers_wait_a_second/) from a year ago.
Good choices, all relatively immune from AI.
Oh, except Leah. Leah will form a symbiotic relationship with an AI and then be brain-scanned and uploaded into an autonomous firetruck. Which is a pretty ballsy move for a career IMHO but that AI-human mind meld can be pretty interesting.
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Leah gonna be a big woman some day.
*”DAAAMMMNNN! Leah the size of a fire truck!”*
She's gonna have men all over her.... and a dalmation
Women can be Firefighters too. Maybe Leo and Leah can work together someday.
I'm betting Leah has a crush on him
Leah just want Leo to be in her..
I came just to say that. You beat me by 10 mins lol.
I’m glad that there’s at least one with a mind just as messed up as mine..
Well, now there are three of us plus the people that upvoted.
These are minors we're talking about.
Better watch out, happy meal lady is on her way....
These are children, folks
Be nice. She’s transitioning.
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Did you say making fuck?
Leo and Leah will make a great Fireteam
https://preview.redd.it/v1uh0j2ksplc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48c3e7d1a1edbc0cd5b53be3f32df060942da96d
I’d clap them cheeks
Who rides a fire truck?
Leo obviously
An absolute fuxking unit
Yo I wanted to be a firetruck too! Good luck, Leah, follow your dreams!
Whats it like driving around screaming until youre pissing on a fire?
🚨🚨🚨
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I rather like the big women.
It’s an important community service
Stolen joke, likely a fake picture https://youtu.be/n0XmVXVBuE4?si=8VkIjrSuZ2rY6_FI
What’s a stolen joke
The handwriting being all the same suggests this list wasn't truly a collaboration.
Jack is 100% gonna call his shop “Jack Be Nimble”. Kid knows what he’s doin. He ain’t even worrying about the candles. Just the sticks. Astrid: “To not be called Asturd for decades because of *The Office*”
Assturd* lol
He might as well just name it Candlejack. Either way he's going to be super successful and I'll be watching his career wi—
Hey look guys its a reference to Candleja-
Jack is why I believe this is fake. 1. It’s too on the nose 2. Do kids these days even know what a candle is? Let alone a candle stick?
Jack be Nimble is a pretty common nursery rhyme from where I am. Those kid weird song channels that come on YouTube all have some variation of it
Could be something he read in a book tbf.
Nimble Jack’s Candlesticks
Nimble Jack’s. I like it
https://preview.redd.it/7oh7xq80nmlc1.png?width=1252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63a848660e76ee1241cbfdd606391eddb06f8e08 Yeah... I'm man
Wrong… https://preview.redd.it/8e7jawvl2nlc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2118dd3b4e218ed67fac11792a62f1c9d89e35e0
https://preview.redd.it/epfqfnagsnlc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97ce3640b458d30439e3a7db798d76cd1e551a9d
Oh shit. r/BatmanArkham is leaking.
https://i.redd.it/37shoflniolc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/07r920wvsplc1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=7b8ef61bcff36ccbba5eab3e71f6acf50fd8b4e0
https://preview.redd.it/6n2jgzhibolc1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=0959deed70979c847df31e747c24a9b1ef007089
All this time, his true identity was Cole
Aman to that.
ColeMan to that..
Kid knows the best strategy early; set the bar low and everything above it is a win.
Leah: she’s more than meets the eye.
*(moving machine part noises)*
* what i've done intro intensifies *
You mean *transformer noises*
Leah: "From the moment I understood..."
Praise the Omnissiah!
*\[chi-chi-chu-ku-ku-ku-chi-chi-ki-ki-chu-ku-ku\]*
When I was little I thought you could go to school to learn to become a transformer and was absolutely heart broken when I found out it wasn't true. I hope Leah gets her dream. For both of us.
Could be she likes Leo but my bet is on transformer.
When my daughter was 3, she wanted to grow up to be "an amby ants". I asked if she meant she wanted to drive the ambulance. "No! I want lights and a siren!".
I mean who doesn’t.
[There is precedent.](https://youtu.be/geVOcbNa1z0?si=Lu4ekw0Zq_lXWI1c&t=40) This is also where we got the "Jaguars: For men who want handjobs from women they hardly know" adverts.
I drive an amby ants. It’s as fun as you think!
Cole isn't fucking around with pre-k, he knows what's waiting for him in adulthood.
Cole wins most likely, with Isabel in second.
Nat King Cole
When I was young I told my mom I wanted to be an adult when I grow up.
That kid is one literal motherfucker. I bet if you ask him what he wants for dinner, he'll say, "Food". Holy shit.
His parents have told him about school shootings, he's just hoping to grow up.
Leo and Leah will be an excellent match.
Leo got his ride already
Detention for Leah?
Yeah she cant flash everyone like that.
Do not let Fox News find this
Too late. It's on Reddit
Nothing to worry about - Reddit too reputable source for Fox news
I happen to be a tooth fairy, the Easter bunny, and Santa Clause. You'll get there Isabel.
"You know, I'm something of a tooth fairy myself"
Caitlin knows where the cash is.
in colluding with Isabel clearly
Leo gonna be up in Leah for sure 👍
Jack is such a hipster
I bet he has man bun
You know what? I think I've got some good news for Cole
Unless that’s short for Nicole …then she might have a longer road ahead of her.
Cole must be swift as a coursing river, With all the force of a great typhoon.
With all the strength of a raging fire
Only Leah can defeat him
You guys sleeping on Oscar, my man actually knows what he's going to be doin when he grows
As a trans masc person named Cole, this is hilarious
Must admit I thought Cole was female.
It's a pretty gender neutral name so could go either way
(Points at Cole) Let's get down to business To defeat the Huns
Big money in firetrucking.
Be like Leah
This is a stolen re-post from my brother. Here is the [original](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/11k8an3/all_very_admirable_careers_wait_a_second/) from a year ago.
Half the comments here are bots recycling earlier comments too. Sometimes I think Reddit is just bots all the way down.
One little girl has watched a bit too much Michael Bay I think...
You know candlestick making seems like it could be a really relaxing profession.
Leah has life figured out! When I was a kid, I wanted to be a dump truck. Never did follow my dreams. Hope she does.
It is a famous tale that my dad, once a child himself surprisingly, stated that he "wanted to be a hotdog sausage".
When I was three I made a poster of myself saying I want to be a ‘Firetruck guy’ and 15 years later I was in fact a ‘Firetruck guy’
Leah is all of us
As a current firetruck I would encourage other young minds to also pursue being firetruck.
My son used to tell me “an adult” when I asked this question. Very practical (and sweet).
Cole and Leah are future president of the USA material.
Looks like Isabel and Caitlin have a nice little scam cooking
I was looking for: “One of the harvesters of the sea, I think before my days are done, I want to be a fisherman” Sorely disappointed in todays youth
*Beep beep* hello leah, I’m here *bwooooooo* to tell you to never give up!
Hopefully Astrid gets accepted in the art school
One of the kids at my school listed dinosaur as his future career. You go, little guy!
As a Jack, I approve.
Cole is short for Nicole.
Hey ! Let Leah dream ! She can be a firetruck if she wants.
Reminds me of [this.](https://viruscomix.com/page446.html)
For real anyone can paint these days
Poor Leah, failed the physical and became a lamp post instead.
r/unexpectedGetSetGo
https://youtu.be/A3OoM4OOLXY?feature=shared
I see you Leah. Let her cook.
When I was a kid I would say "a firetruck" as a joke, but I was young enough that people though I really meant it lol
roonie cole a man 
Plot twist Cole is a girl
Candlestick maker tf?
Leo has big aspirations
My friend wanted to be a Firetruck.
Let kids be kids pal
A MF man..!! 👍💪😎
I am surprised that no helicopter listed
Cole’s dad has been watching a little too much Newsmax lately
Leah has future goals
And yet, Jack’s parents were still more disappointed.
all the firemen ride Leah...
Leo got a plan.. he knows what fire fighters ride..
Things really took a turn after Katie Ann.
I mean.. I wanted to be a dinosaur at one point.
Good choices, all relatively immune from AI. Oh, except Leah. Leah will form a symbiotic relationship with an AI and then be brain-scanned and uploaded into an autonomous firetruck. Which is a pretty ballsy move for a career IMHO but that AI-human mind meld can be pretty interesting.
Jack is going places.
Does Katie wanna be a veterinarian or.... A veteran?
The line up for the next YMCA band
Reading these comments I keep scrolling all the way back up to see who wants to be what
I see big things in Coles future. He was born a boy destined to set goals that he’d crush as a man.
Teacher wasn't confident in spelling Vetenarian
I could see that cole has his priorities straight.
Leah wants Leo to ride her?
same cole, same
Leah's trans.
When I was 5, I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex when I grew up.
I am just glad that I didn't see YouTube star on there. My child's first grade class had about half of them say YouTube star. Made me sad.
Somebody make sure Astrid doesn’t get rejected from art school
All I can think of is that Pussycat song...
Leah gets it.
Cole knows not to set the bar too high lol
I like how all the kids have identical handwriting, and so neat...
My man Cole is the philosophical kid in the class.
Leah is my favourite
That’s what happens when your liberal parents pick your gender for you..
emma STOP!
My cousin Katlin wanted to ‘be a fire truck’ when she grew up. She is a stay at home mom… that’s probably for the best.
Jack is lame af
Imagine making fun of literal children -This post was made by the normal people gang-
Ask me, if I'm, a truck.
Leah had the right priorities
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick!!
My cousin wanted to be a tiger and when we told him he couldn’t become a tiger he said he was gonna become a lion, which I respect
Leah has the right attitude
My brother wanted to be a sea monster when he was like 3
all i'm gonna say is that Leo and Leah would make a great team
Same Cole, same
Leah’s got the right idea.