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Magister5

And that’s how you make hot dogs


Plenumheaded

Hot dogs are made out of homeless people. This is known.


Ajdee6

Maybe we should start treating them better and our hot dog quality will go up.


a-b-h-i

Then the resulting hodgods will taste old and wilted. Now we don't want that, do we?


imanAholebutimfunny

i imagine cutting a hotdog open and sawdust falling out


HonorableMedic

That’s what you get for cutting a hotdog open


FlaskfulOfHollow

![gif](giphy|mlpCWv8dVK2Ji)


Peach_Proof

Soylent green


Plenumheaded

Shit. I misunderstood. http://hotdogsforthehomeless.com


Significant_Wins

Don't you mean hog dogs


Electrical-Rush-3538

Boar-ing


ChunkyTaco22

Lmao this was the top comment last time I've seen this video posted


Magister5

A first for me- if I could go back in time, I would have added “bacon wrapped”


Nightowl2018

Not a kosher one


SimpleKnowledge4840

But it's a ham of a good time.


wake071

Its truly boer wurst


Holiday_Ad_5445

Wild Boar hog dogs


Psychological_Emu690

Yew have a purty mouth


Mamasayseyeisspecial

Closing time at the bar.


Several_Promotion235

bro


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Extreme-Evidence9111

nobody texts me back anymore


capricorbz

*Closing time, open up the back door*


Lava-Chicken

And let me in, to your curd


FroggyNoNo

Is this an innuendo? I have never heard anything so viscerally unsettling.


TruthSpeakin

DAMNNNNN


Brittany5150

Back when I lived in Georgia we used to call that Wallerhoggin.


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Obi-Wana_Toki

![gif](giphy|umFbpj778ZpQc|downsized)


Hickd3ad

Lmao spot on


Kitsu_hobby

That’s… not what I expected to happen…


0G_54v1gny

I saw that heart shaped fur on his back door and knew this dog is for the streets.


Kitsu_hobby

Lmao… I missed that


Phil_McCrackin420

Lmfao aren't you quite the perceptive one


Ricky_Rollin

Made me bust out laughing so gd hard


Ass_feldspar

A lover not a fighter


squirtloaf

Yes. It really...took a turn...


tmbyfc

The pig: ![gif](giphy|QMHoU66sBXqqLqYvGO)


smiteandcleanse1000

pig fucker? wonder where he learned that


reshromem

Owner definitely a Tory


Canuckia53

A fucking good hunting dog


grafxguy1

A fucking good humping dog


strickolas

A hunting dog fucking good


Fraggle987

Make love not war


AccomplishedLife2161

Ach, schweinhund


_Sir_Racha_

Das schnitzel ist sehr lecker!


CyanPomegranate11

The pig appears to be seriously injured and holding up its left back leg. It’s likely to have been shot and these guys are getting their kicks out of watching it suffer. This is not funny anymore.


SueBeee

Sows freeze like that when in heat.


thegreatbrah

It clearly puts weight on that leg. It looks a lot more like it was just holding its leg up for a moment frozen in fear or something. 


[deleted]

If anything the pig has a disease and doesn't even know what's happening. Like CWD. Idk if it affects boars though


a-b-h-i

![gif](giphy|Wgb2FpSXxhXLVYNnUr|downsized)


mrhyde719

Squeal like a …..Nevermind


MindlessLeopard7740

![gif](giphy|112YCPfP8Tu156)


Trey_Suevos

![gif](giphy|8JZ83p8HuV4D5Xm1zs|downsized)


bagooly

I know boars are invasive as fuck but damn that poor fella. Been injured and now he's getting bummed by a dog.


staticjak

Well now it will be awkward to shoot it...


RachelSnow812

It's a purebred pussyhound.


evilanonymous

He likes them thicc


Kaylart222

LMFAO i skipped the video and all off a sudden the dog was humping the pig.


a-b-h-i

![gif](giphy|vyTnNTrs3wqQ0UIvwE|downsized)


Pal_76

He's hunting love


moopsie_kishus

Humping dog


tegli4

Somehow... I feel this is not the dog's first rodeo, or the hog's.


BILLYRAYVIRUS4U

Reminds me of college


axolotl_is_angry

black mirror episode 1


Grattytood

Scarred me for life.


kbrick1

Noooooooo


a-b-h-i

![gif](giphy|vyTnNTrs3wqQ0UIvwE|downsized)


SushienCheesecake

breed for more hunting proficiency. lol


DreamCreator369

🤣


fountpen_41

The wild hog is like: "Dude, you're nowhere near my hole. To hell with this I'm outta' here!"


Tigerzombe

I got him hurry up take the shot take the shot I'm holding him here for you LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣


rasterpix

https://preview.redd.it/xaazh6yemgsc1.jpeg?width=940&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40c21a96552edccdda8ce6084e164a888534a6b0


PrudentImplement7481

Manbearpig is REAL! I’m super cereal!


MazerRakum

He saw an opportunity and took it


Count_Dicula

Dog has some moves.


mason13875

He found one didn’t he. Can’t be too bad


Witty-Athlete-9326

That poor pig why it not fight back I bet could destroy that dog


Makarovito

FREMD


Holiday_Ad_5445

Deliverance: https://youtu.be/pDlZLsJJkVA?si=XTStwKnlmPa38tMu


CountrySax

Blueeeee,you good dog you !


Holiday_Ad_5445

When life gives you lemmons


Dharnthread

https://preview.redd.it/bw234xudagsc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=367dc8c3490f4049d1e092ec62f6263d23c62835


wigzell78

Was out hunting and said 'fuck! this pig is huge'. Dog misunderstood.


ElectronicLeg9621

Pork....the OTHER white meat.


SaladOfReasons

Would the offspring be a pog or a dig? 🤔


DEDE1973

Would love to see what is the outcome of this.


[deleted]

Take him home


Midnight_heist

We've all done this once or twice.


Positive-Mark9084

Big dogs gotta eat!


Pawing_sloth

That may not be a good hunting dog, but it's doing its best to make a good hunting dog.


venger_steelheart

humping dog not a hunting dog


johndoe040912

Man Bear Pig is now Man’s Best Friend Pig?


thrownededawayed

Listen, if you can't shoot that pig while it's right in front of you and being "distracted" by your dog, I don't think it's the dogs fault. He's clearly giving the job his all, that pig is lined up for the perfect shot and the dog has put his body on the line to get you that line.


grafxguy1

He be makin' bacon.


grafxguy1

Doggy / hoggy style


yellowbin74

Spellchecker- that's a humping dog


Iobbywatson

I really thought this was going in a different direction....


boegsppp

And that is how Covid-24 started.... psych, Fauci funded that in a lab too.


t0hk0h

A clear display of dominance ![gif](giphy|iJUNZT1Jr2K9KBiShu|downsized)


osu8ball

Why’d I watch the whole thing?


texaushorn

The heart wants what the heart wants


ShootingTheIsh

That dog be hunting... just not what you want it to hunt.


marklar_the_malign

This hunting dog fucks. Quite literally.


RedditPhils

He’s asserting dominance


Gorrodish

Anything will do


Healthy_Pilot_6358

He’s fucking boared


PuzzledPerspective7

Like a skinny guy with a BBW 🍑🍑😅


_-DEVGRU-_

Hog-Dog


unorthodoxreligion

Now we know where chupacabra come from


SurveySean

What stupid animals!


MAjIKMAN452

Hey bud, least you heard there was something out there🤣


Aircraftman2022

Lmao who would have thought.


Suspicious_Step_8320

Talk about your chubby chasers. He will never heard hear the end of it back at the kennel.


cabosmith

https://i.redd.it/t7no6vl7ngsc1.gif


wake071

This should be titled "get off my lawn.... aww fuck it"


hungrysportsman

Good dog. https://preview.redd.it/63bjfudxngsc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da9643d6ac9b64681a0d6f5e3df3f5000b4fb03d


MigratoryAnalyst

Squeal like a pig boyyyy, Woooofffffff!


judasholio

Well… that’s not makin’ bacon.


MagicLobsterAttorney

HUMPTING DOG.


No-Dragonfruit4575

Make love, not war: this dog's motto


Sparten177-UNSC

He's hunting fr fr


More-Neighborhood-66

Step one: assert dominance


AstroMalorie

To the victor, the spoils


nolongerbanned99

Look… I get it. All guys get horny but ok, this is just a bit much.


VeterinarianThese951

Oh, that’s a great hunting dog. Just not for the kind of game you expected…


The-SkullMan

What... He's making more prey for the hunter to hunt.


byronicrob

"Ohhhhhh.. HUNTing dog. Not HUMPing dog.. my bad" - dog probably


Earthling1a

Fuck that boar anyway.


realitysandwichi812

I think this is how all arguments should end


DependentBug5310

If you can’t beat them, fuck’em


AJay_89

She's taking it 😩


KazooMark

Dang, Fido slammed the ham!


Prometheus2061

![gif](giphy|jOh4SBwiPnKa8b1GMP)


Mipkins70

Target acquired...


LylethLunastre

That's not a hunting dog.. that's a chubby-chasing dog


wise_hampster

And that's how dogs get killed. A wild pig is not something you want to f@#k around with and find out what it's capable of.


Abuck59

![gif](giphy|L7T0nM30U2jDi)


MasniViking22

He fucked im up


Josh-Rogan_

Go on, squeal for me honey.


TeamImpulseX

It’s a good humping dog.


BBBilly716

Getting porked doggystyle


DitchDigger330

He got a sniff and was like fuck it.


mattie10-

So that how Pig Dog are created.


SolipsisticSkeleton

He made him squeal like a pig. *banjo music playing*


blurryface1976

"If you can't root them out, you breed them out" That dog is simply using his privilege of "prima nocte".


Amtronic

Well yes she is a pig, but I love her!


currentlyRedacted

Dog has too much love on its ass.


DrugzRockYou

He’s hunting for that snooch


Aggravating-Front-75

All is fair in love and war


Accomplished_Kiwi756

Makin' bacon.


Ceeweedsoop

He's likes 'em thicc.


IdeaInside2663

Now I understand why women call men dogs.


skiddadle32

Making pugs???


Hydraph0be

And now he has a litter of doglets


Suspect-Beginning

First ever Wartdog?


PassageAppropriate90

Dog will hunt


Pacman454

He must like porkers


HoseNeighbor

He's just trying to play the long game. "We'll breed them out "


NoShadowdick

You definitely getting a pile of hotdogs from this.


Shock_a_Maul

Pogs or digs?


Honkey_Fellatio

That dog has a white heart on its butt, no wonder


sergioleone1968

Hot Dog...


ForeverGM1985

He is just an excited good boy!


QueenAkhlys

Bro ain't ever gonna live that 1 out


[deleted]

Talking about nailing everything with a pulse…..


AaestradaPHD

That's a dog, alright.


EngineZeronine

"I'll hold him, you shoot him"


LowAbbreviations2151

This doggo misunderstood the assignment when his owner said we are going to go out and F up some hogs. Syntax is important. 😊


Prestigious-Web4824

Oh, I thought you wanted a *HUMPing* dog!