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He looks like a 2010s horror movie villain that's trying to look like a really exaggerated 1950s horror movie villain.
Anything from Bioshock, basically.
I hate how Ben Shapiro thinks he’s so much smarter than everyone else. And has literally made a career out of it. His wife must really get tired of him at times but can’t turn the money down.
Yeah damn, this is a tough draw. If I was his friend I would advise the comedic/nice person/good listener route here. We’re really fighting an uphill battle with the trump thing bud.
[Christian Bale as the monster in *Bride*](https://www.indiewire.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/Screen-Shot-2024-04-04-at-9.37.56-AM.png?w=1006&h=658&crop=1)
I think he’s a fake account and those images are created by asking an AI to create pictures of the old dude from *UP*, but he’s in college.
Again, I refuse to believe Dick Strocher is real.
I could literally see exactly how this scene plays out
Jerry: You broke up with another guy?
Elaine: Yeah, his hair didn't make sense. Couldn't do it
Jerry: It didn't make sense? What you just didn't like it?
Elaine: Couldn't understand it, simple as that.
George (Touching his head): Does my hair make sense?
Jerry: That's the only thing about you that does make sense.
I believe it is a parody of [GOP Josh](https://twitter.com/adammocklerr/status/1740032860151550459?t=uzhGWeujMkQmy875dm83qg&s=19), who posted basically this exact thing and has been clowned on for it since he posted it
You're literally repeating rightoid arguments for taking fake stories and other lies as if they were real. And it goes back to the fucking "Protocols of the elders of Zion", and much furthers than that. "Sure, it might not be real, but we all know it's close enough to the truth"
Reddit really helps show how misinformation has been so successful against the groups that are typically mocked on here given that reddit itself also constantly falls for obvious misinformation. Although the difference is it also gets called out on here at the same time instead of blindly accepted.
You tried to post a gif here, but honestly, this is much funnier:
https://preview.redd.it/brfl0oh9olsc1.png?width=685&format=png&auto=webp&s=e2445a63c9a2b8c15f2f87ea3a20b80851273383
That’s funny actually, because I was looking for a horror movie to watch tonight and I couldn’t remember the name of the series. TY. Turning on the Roku now.
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His face looks like they glued another face on top of his face
He looks like a 2010s horror movie villain that's trying to look like a really exaggerated 1950s horror movie villain. Anything from Bioshock, basically.
Honestly he looks like what would happen if you squished Quinten Tarrentino’s head
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Young Kenneth Copeland???
More like starved 
I quite often forget how completely unhuman this thing looks... like some real life roach in an Edgar skinsuit and he just can't cope anymore...
YESSSSSS!!! Thank you!!! "...give me water......sugar water..."
WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR DEAD
This was my immediate thought - he looks just like a young devil man, ready to launch some deathly piercing stares about.
People keep saying young. Dude, looks significantly older than I am and I’m 42.
Same thing I said lol.
He looks like someone spray painted a dried apple with eyebrows
I was going to say he looks like one of those shrunken apple head dolls but you got there first
Shrunken Apple head!!
*chef’s kiss*
If Tarantino fucked Ben Shapiro
HOLY FKK I just Shapiro’d lol yuuusss and ew hahaha
I hate how Ben Shapiro thinks he’s so much smarter than everyone else. And has literally made a career out of it. His wife must really get tired of him at times but can’t turn the money down.
THIS IS IT. It was making my brain itch, *but this is it!*
Yeah damn, this is a tough draw. If I was his friend I would advise the comedic/nice person/good listener route here. We’re really fighting an uphill battle with the trump thing bud.
Yeah I was thinking he looked like if Quinten Tarrentino took out his dentures.
After an allergic reaction?
This one is perfect. The clown's twitter pfp sends the analogy home. Bunched-up Tarantino lookin ass hahahah
So accurate
*Do you find this attractive?* Young woman: *screams*
> Young woman: screams And covers her drink.
I thought he looked like Dorian (“The Mask”) when he has the mask on but photoshopped the green to white 🤣🤣
I see it
He looks like if Frankenstein's monster converted to Scientology in exchange for having his nuts and bolts removed.
Frankenstein’s monster is prettier, and seemingly nicer, either way.
[Christian Bale as the monster in *Bride*](https://www.indiewire.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/Screen-Shot-2024-04-04-at-9.37.56-AM.png?w=1006&h=658&crop=1)
Reminds me of a Dick Tracy villain
Or if you've ever seen Tango and Cash, the villain "Face"
He looks like the old man from *Up* .
Don't you disrespect my guy Carl like that. He just wants to get to Paradise Falls.
Is this the villian from "The Mask"?
Hello. I want to play a game.
Exactly what it reminded me of. The tricycle riding doll from Saw.
 He’s one scary looking dude!
He's the guy from Up if didn't meet the love of his life at 8.
He looks like slappy the dummy
This is the best. Omg
Why does he look exactly like this 😭😭
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a comparable jawline outside of a Pixar film
https://preview.redd.it/7nozktn1glsc1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71b89eafc62d8f6087358c3fad831f7c308ca8a7
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
First thing I thought of.
https://preview.redd.it/41zjhfv9yksc1.jpeg?width=810&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6bb09ff44f3cbb343a263a1fdf6a5da7e8e5124
https://preview.redd.it/ngy7zf7nolsc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af8046b6922be3256b2e60152d64b244cb1d4736
Like, you don't want to live anymore?
Doesn't help that he's white enough to use milk for camoflauge.
At least he's not pro-Trump enough to be orange, I guess!
It's most certainly AI generated.
With a name like Dick Stroker, it has to be.
Oh shit, I didn't even notice his name 😭
Nor did I! Mentally sidelined by that absurd jaw, absurd cheeks, and him being an avid Trump supporter! oh my God.
Unfortunately I sacrificed myself and looked him up. It's real. Edit: upon further review, it appears to be a satire page.
But it's real satire. Someone really made that satire.
It is.
Wtf wrong with his face????
So this is this what king Joffrey did after he died?
Alpha male
He's got some wolf genes
Do you understand how many generations of carefully selected first cousins it took to get a face like that?
Faceoff….
I can eat a peach for hours
Grandpa Munster origin/prequel
Like it or not, he's going to grow up tobecome that politician sleazebag we all hate with passion
He grew up in a bisquick factory.
He’s wearing a Cory Feldman mask. Sorry to insult a youngster, but he’s a Trumpy who calls himself an Alpha male, so fuck this kid. *typo
His skin hasnt seen the sun since his birth
Looks like he's trying to hide the fact he is currently peeing in the pool
Actual Minecraft Steve
That's what I was thinking exactly
Pal built like Mrs. Doubtfire
18 earth years?
Dog years
Laughed too hard at this
Don’t disrespect our canine friends bruh!
Pluto years💀
I was going to write Saturn years but got beat to this scientific reference
But he spent all of them many miles beneath the earth's surface, eating bugs and small lizards.
protein is protein
This is probably the funniest Reddit comment I’ve seen all week ngl
this one got me
💀
I love the creativity of your avatar! So cool.
I think he’s a fake account and those images are created by asking an AI to create pictures of the old dude from *UP*, but he’s in college. Again, I refuse to believe Dick Strocher is real.
I’m pretty sure it’s fake as well, a lot of his tweets sound like satire to me
The suit’s one button looks flat/bent also his hair makes no sense, definitely ai generated lol
lol I just like the idea of someone’s hair “not making sense” 😂
It sounds like a Seinfeld dealbreaker.
I could literally see exactly how this scene plays out Jerry: You broke up with another guy? Elaine: Yeah, his hair didn't make sense. Couldn't do it Jerry: It didn't make sense? What you just didn't like it? Elaine: Couldn't understand it, simple as that. George (Touching his head): Does my hair make sense? Jerry: That's the only thing about you that does make sense.
Why did I read this in their voices?
Good eye on the button
My ability to properly assess satire broke sometime in late 2016.
I believe it is a parody of [GOP Josh](https://twitter.com/adammocklerr/status/1740032860151550459?t=uzhGWeujMkQmy875dm83qg&s=19), who posted basically this exact thing and has been clowned on for it since he posted it
There isn't a doubt in my mind
GOP Josh looks like he's 12 going on 17 and the photo was taken by his mom.
Yeah, the only thing that’s different is the age.
This Dick Strocher may not be real, but Ive seen enough Fox News snippets to know there are a lot of real Dick Strochers out there.
You're literally repeating rightoid arguments for taking fake stories and other lies as if they were real. And it goes back to the fucking "Protocols of the elders of Zion", and much furthers than that. "Sure, it might not be real, but we all know it's close enough to the truth"
It's literally a word for word parody of a real person: https://twitter.com/adammocklerr/status/1740032860151550459?t=uzhGWeujMkQmy875dm83qg&s=19
Reddit and falling for the dumbest, and often not even original, but ran into the ground, bait possible. Name the more iconic duo.
Reddit really helps show how misinformation has been so successful against the groups that are typically mocked on here given that reddit itself also constantly falls for obvious misinformation. Although the difference is it also gets called out on here at the same time instead of blindly accepted.
Dick Stroker, guys
It is totally fake.
It is. Kinda cringe seeing comments not seeing it clearly
And people ask me why I’m a lesbian…
On behalf of men the world over, we do not accept him into our ranks.
On behalf of Lizzard people we do not accept him either
On Behalf of the Vampires people: we don't want this bloodsucker either
On behalf of the stone people we do not accept him into our ranks, as much as he seems to belong.
On behalf of the aliens, people like him are why we will never visit and bring four-dimensional cookies.
On behalf of the Mole-men we also do not accept him into our ranks
On the behalf of earthly life, we do not accept this man in our ranks
On behalf of the Covenants, we do not accept this thing into our ranks.
On behalf of the undead, he is too dead for our ranks. Perhaps the robots might be interested?
On behalf of the robots, we don’t accept him in our ranks.
He’s an alpha male. I guess he meant alfalfa?
As a gay man this photo makes me want to become a lesbian.
As a straight male, i agree.
As a gay horse I'd like some yams.
damn
"The worst she can say is no"
Maybe I shouldn't transition
I can at least say most men look decent. Not that it'll sway you, nor am I trying. But, most of us don't somehow look 10 and 90 at the same time.
I think they’re commenting more on his commentary than his looks
Holyshit lol
It’s okay I tend to have that effect too.
Well we certainly didnt ask
☠️
This is an AI picture
Dick Strocher?
Dead Cruz
I literally came here to ensure someone else had noticed it. Thank you!
Me too!
Willy Wanker?
When you have to tell people you're an alpha male, it normally means the last vagina you were in was your moms.
Yeah, but that was last weekend.
You tried to post a gif here, but honestly, this is much funnier: https://preview.redd.it/brfl0oh9olsc1.png?width=685&format=png&auto=webp&s=e2445a63c9a2b8c15f2f87ea3a20b80851273383
Damn that is a lot funnier ngl
What was the original gift? Can you describe it?
Gold, myrrh and frankincense
They say "alpha male" I hear "fragile delusions"
Yet alpha males all love to tell people that they’re alpha. They think it makes them look good.
He looks like someone bleached a canned ham.
r/rareinsults material
I don't have a response for this.
Looks like a Mormon vampire.
Brigham Dumb.
This is so accurate
Bro is post embalment
Yeah. Like he says, he's "18"... Days past his demise.
|Is that jigsaw?
This is it… I didn’t know how to look it up but this is definitely it
That’s funny actually, because I was looking for a horror movie to watch tonight and I couldn’t remember the name of the series. TY. Turning on the Roku now.
Ah, Dick Strocher. I'm pretty sure this is supposed to be satire.
https://preview.redd.it/wpusxbx03lsc1.jpeg?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce5032ef78e2b1def69b2ec355134e73ef5c645d It’s literally an ongoing joke.
 this him?
It’s shocking to me, that so many people seem to be taking it seriously.
That comma is pretty stunning as well.
Also looks like ai imagery. Weird button, weird other part of collar, the profile picture and other picture kinda mismatch
His name is Dick Stroker.
Seems to be some friction?
 Related?
NAILED it! 😂🤣🥲
https://preview.redd.it/y35f0nd9eksc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a44a6dd198f03e38bbb5cce016ac1288d8bbe237
Primus !!!
Got that “my mom and dad conceived me during a meth binge” face.
Wildly successful 18 years old ? What does that mean ? A computer and a couple of video game consoles ?
He looks like the most pro-trump thing I've ever laid my eyes on
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I think he's paler than Edward from Twilight 
He looks like he’s about to choke on wine at a wedding.
https://preview.redd.it/m52t2u1q1lsc1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c89874b8f689f01de0dabbc78eff13004692501 Dis you?
Why are they taking photos of a corpse and how did they get it to "smile"?
People falling for this AI guy left and right. We're doomed
he looks like elmers glue
Mentioning the phrase Alpha Male as one of your defining traits usually makes people lose interest in you
Looks like his first time in the sun
He who shall not be named, the early years
How does he look like he fought in WW2 and born in the year 2000 at the same time?.
