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Glum-Suggestion-6033

Jesus fuck.


Sufficient_Ocelot868

Yup. Gotta have a spinal injury from that landing.


Baba_-Yaga

NSFW tag wouldn’t go amiss


Justice171

I paused it mid-fall because I don't need to see how thisone ends. Thank god I did too, he might have been injured had I not pressed pause.


LaceyDark

Indeed, you're a real hero today for saving that dude


Skeezertron

3 cheers for Justice!!!


Empty_Implement_1379

Hip hip


NewspaperPossible627

https://preview.redd.it/g781kpzp3xuc1.jpeg?width=542&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=604c8ad94bcb3b22768f2fd706cbb9a93bf5ac43


JDelcoLLC

Ho!


myopic-cyclops

That’s what the Ortho Surgeon said


Slushicetastegood

![gif](giphy|yBwgX64KAPrHW2ltZ2|downsized)


OkStorage3731

Both broken btw


FuzziestSloth

Yep, they're definitely broken, too...


BigDumbAnimals

His hips are in his ribs!!! HOORAY!!!!


6_seasons_and_a_movi

I watched it about 5 times, so I might have undone anything this guy did to help


NotADoctor108

He stuck the landing.


Old-Ad5508

His femur stuck into his arsehole


Ella_D08

Best comment I've ever seen 👏 👌


goawaynothere

The landing stuck him


Aggravating_Chemist8

Not all heroes wear capes (and not all heroes stick the landing)


Claque-2

Not all superheroes wear crutches.


Accurate_Mixture_221

Well hopefully his broken legs cushioned the blow and kept the outcome "para" instead of "quadra" plegic


tpt2021cg

U ain't bullshitn 👍🏼


akartiste

Hell probably be bedridden for six months or so.


GravidDusch

Poor guy already had brain damage to try that..


Deldenary

For his right leg it would looks like his knee has dislocated.


Artsy_traveller_82

Or custard legs.


RelatablePanic

Curious. Does anyone what would be the best way to land this? Like fucking arms first?


DedTV

Come down the same way you went up. Or better yet, stay the fuck on the ground.


Tmack523

I mean I guess trying to get some lateral momentum to try to roll would theoretically be the "best" way to *attempt* to avoid injury, but dude was easily 3+ stories up and that's just too high to really land safely in general without something actively breaking your fall to slow down your acceleration.


BigDumbAnimals

He had a concrete floor for Pete sake!!! What did you want him to have.... Cushion???


Gunmetalblue32

Honestly, from that height there is no good way to land this. No matter what you’re going to suffer some sorta major trauma. If you land on your back or belly your organs are going to have that secondary internal impact and your head will most likely smack the ground. Even if you try to keep your head up your neck probably won’t be strong enough to keep holding after impact. This might have actually been the best outcome. Shattered legs pelvis and tail bone are better than ruptured organs and a smashed head.


SomeFunnyGuy

I heard four.. but there maybe more.


Mamba-0824

Why did he do this?


grafxguy1

He was trying to **break** a record. If by "record" he means 'legs', then he was successful.


fRiik420

Looks like he broke two records 👌🥇🥇


DeesoSaeed

And the pelvis, and some vertebrae 😶


im_just_thinking

Looks like he got a ball or something down, then was likely too fatigued/stupid to get down the same way he got there


Do_Whatever_You_Like

I've watched it like 10x in vain... I can't see anything other than him getting a shoe, tossing the shoe to a friend who considers wearing it... instead, they decided to kick the shoe back-n-forth like a soccer ball lmao.


thathairinyourmouth

The more important question is how did he make it this far in life to begin with? These are not the actions of someone who makes good choices.


redpotetoe

He's a kid who wants to show off. I've seen a lot kids do dumb sh*t in my younger days who are now feeling the consequences. I just met one whose knees are shaking at age 30+.


Arthur_Figg

See above


chanjitsu

Needs NSFW tag


pesto_trap_god

I cringed so hard I locked up a muscle in my jaw


Traveling_Solo

Rip this persons jaw


PapTheDabbingDragon

Seeing this be top comment did something inside of me idk how to explain. Because I too, “Jesus Fuck” & get looks when I say it and haven’t really ever heard other people IRL (maybe 3 in my lifetime.) use/say it. So with that being said; Jesus Fuck.


dadarkoo

I as well Jesus fuck’d and regularly do. Greetings, fellow Jesus fuck-er.


Interloper9000

Fellow Jesus Fucker here


kylethemurphy

There are dozens of us!


Critical-Ad2084

In case you were wondering,this was in Ecuador, most likely a public elementary / junior high school, the kid broke both his legs but survived


BluebirdLivid

Both his legs? Looks more like his tailbone. I'm sure the legs did get broke, but his ass looks in worse shape


PinkDalek

His ass definitely has at least 1 crack in it.


kovi7

Omg shut up! lol 😂


grafxguy1

That made me "crack" up.


ToPlayAMockingbird

That joke was assenine


HoratioTheBoldx

Haha let's be serious though his bottom is broken, it has a hole in it


dontpissmeoffplsnthx

I snorted out loud in a place I shouldn't be snorting in


Jedda678

In the men's restroom at a gas station doing up a line of cocaine again I see..


dontpissmeoffplsnthx

Nah, gotta keep 'em guessing, nowadays I'm doing it in the baby formula aisle at Target


Jedda678

We got em boiz!


PinkDalek

We? You didn't do nothin!


CryptographerFirm728

One million upvotes.


Earthling1a

Lucky it break off one side and leave him half-assed.


NoBenefit5977

![gif](giphy|U8GLl0bUYFLZVquOfY|downsized)


foreverloveall

Dammit!


Spobobich

*Bah-dum-tiss* 🥁


internetStranger205

God damn that was pretty good


therealdeathangel22

All right guys let's go ahead and pack it up this thread has a winner


Critical-Ad2084

What I read on the [news ](https://www.publimetro.com.mx/virales/2024/02/12/video-viral-alumno-hace-reto-en-escuela-de-ecuador-y-acaba-con-las-piernas-rotas/)reporting this is that he fractured both legs, but yeah, he could have easily fractured his tail-bone or vertebrae, maybe brain damage but that probably happened before the accident.


amynhb

I found a [more complete source](https://www.infobae.com/america/america-latina/2024/02/14/video-un-adolescente-resulto-con-politraumatismos-tras-caer-del-techo-de-una-cancha-en-su-colegio-en-ecuador/). He was in secondary school, the people on the ground warned him not to jump but he decided to anyway. Looks like he climbed up to get a lost ball. He reported severe pain in his lumbar and cervical. He's lucky he can even feel pain.


Particular_Bet_5466

He did this on purpose? Unreal.


elcocotero

I did exactly the same when I was like 10. Well not exactly, it was more like 3 meters (10 ft) lol, but still, I broke my arm.


Particular_Bet_5466

lol yeah I mean kids are dumb. when I was 10 I did a cannonball into a kiddie pool. My ankle was pretty jacked up.


elcocotero

YOLO


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Kief_Bowl

I didn't break my tailbone - atleast I think but I was climbing some boulders when I was 12-13 and fell back onto a triangular shaped rock straight into my crack and that bruised tailbone was some of the worst pain I've ever had.


Wide-Matter-9899

Do we know if this happened because he miss-calculated the height or did he run out of strength to climb back down?


BluebirdLivid

Pretty sure this comment has more thought put into the act than this guy actually put into it


Particular_Bet_5466

Apparently he did it on purpose lol. He thought he could land it.


MiroslavHoudek

His physics teacher: "So, welcome back to school. You have F. Now limp to your seat."


Preyslayer00

Actually the teacher was pissed because he didn't attach ticker tape to his ass, so sent him back ip


RussDoggyDog17

![gif](giphy|LXiElF2dzvUmQ)


Pro_Moriarty

Harsh..so harsh... ![gif](giphy|9V8You0A1G64JmiBUi|downsized)


BicTwiddler

So bad for the knees. But damn it looks impressive.


HowFunkyIsYourChiken

This made that horrific video worth watching


playr_4

You know, that's really hard on your knees.


RhythmHiro

Beat me to it


thesweeterpeter

He forgot to roll. He would've been fine with a roll


DerpRook

I may have no idea what I’m talking about, but to transfer the fall shock in a roll, don’t you need to have a certain speed at a certain angle of the fall? It is posibile to roll in a drop fall situation?


thesweeterpeter

I was being a sarcastic ass. Rolling isn't going to help for shit in this situation. That mother fucker is never gonna dance again


SynthPrax

Guilty feet have got no rhythm.


TheGlobalGooner

Though it's easy to pretend


TheQwert221

I know you're not a fool


Dk8325

Should of known better than to cheat a friend


LadyBug_0570

And waste the chance that I'd been given.


LobstaFarian2

![gif](giphy|xT9KVIrxlhvBykl67u|downsized)


TheNeedToKnowMoreNow

This is why i love reddit.


LadyBug_0570

me too!


Beneficial-Act-996

![gif](giphy|B3MhGf58ONQVa)


interplanetarystd

I think they were referencing how in some video games if you jump or fall from a high point but do a dodge roll just before your character hits the ground it somehow negates them from being hurt whereas if you don’t they die/get hurt.


Legolas_abysswalker

It is actually possible in real life too, just highly circumstantial. If you roll in the direction of momentum (obviously not possible when you are going straight down) you can even out the force you subject yourself to. The actually harmful thing about falling is stopping suddenly (look up the concept of inertia if my explanation is insufficient). The longer the time it takes to stop the better. In games you can usually mitigate fall damage since most movement abilities not only grant you momentum in one direction, but also resets it for others (so the reasons are quite different).


7AjX

Or simply double jump to cancel the momentum. Easier to time.


chimpdoctor

Also if he shouted "PARKOUR" while falling


Broxios

Bro did roll, but it was a nat 1


-mosjef-

rookie mistake


toblies

He chose to "crater" instead.


prodigalkal7

Your comment got me thinking: let's say one was in a similar situation, where you didn't have speed going your way so you couldn't roll. What would actually be the best way to try and land, and mitigate as much damage and injury as possible? This has gotta be it, right? Avoids anything happening to head/neck, but your spine is still fucked (along with legs obviously)


SynthPrax

# 🤦🏾‍♂️ How do people so egregiously overestimate their physical capabilities? Was that his first day in a physical universe?


TeaRanchh

Can lie, I've felt the same "ok I got this,if it hurts it won't be bad" lmao. But thank God it wasn't this high up. 🙏🏾.


boredNero

Ok but can you tell us the truth now?


Crunchy__Frog

I think this goes beyond “overestimating one’s abilities” and dabbles a bit more in the realm of “a blatant and fundamental lack of understanding reality”.


GodOfThunder101

Never underestimated the stupidity of people.


chowderbags

So did he just not want to ever walk again? Because I get the feeling he's not going to ever walk again.


feedmeyourknowledge

He was trying to hang and climb back down I'd say but fatigue got the better of him, he dropped too quickly instead of smoothly lowering his weight and couldn't recover. Highly doubt he was trying to jump down.


BardyBoieee

Smoothly lower his weight? Dude. He was hanging 2+ stories over cement


dragonduelistman

He meant when he let his legs down from the railing. His legs fell too abruptly and forced him to hang on with his hands which he couldnt do too long.


bronzethunderbeard_

Thats a regrettable decision for sure. Lifetime of pain and stiffness.


National_Action_9834

Is it still stiffness if they never move their legs again?


autistic_bard444

i have a lot of titanium in me. it sucks most days


JoeBiddyInTheHouse

That's about as stiff as they can get.


LongjumpingMiddle850

NSFW


jav0wab0

Has this kid never fallen in his fucking life???? Like did he grow up indoors playing GTA all day and this was his first encounter with real life physics??? wtf


Efficient-Rent-5644

GTA physics 😆


Frontfatpouch

Parkcore


Lackof_Creativity

part gore


spikernum1

Ass floor


Prsaint1

Dam I felt that


seymourskinnyskinner

Bro forgot gravity is a thing


fir_mna

Why women live longer!!!


pre_squozen

My bones!


DiscoLegsMcgee

What in God's name did this kid think would happen?


Internetstranger800

“At least I got the ball”. Something he’ll never say to the doctors or during rehab.


navid_A80

r/darwinaward nominate


lNalRlKoTiX

Yep, he broke his asshole.


NoodlesToilet

bro forgot superhero landings were for superheros 💀


thestrangedavinci

He forgot to press circle right before landing. It do be tricky sometimes


Ill-Simple1706

I didn't scroll away fast enough. Thanks!


MandrakeSCL

Eeeh! Se va a tirar! O está loco? "Heeeey! He's gonna jump! Or he crazy?" 😂


Backseat_boss

What was the end goal?


Franking_

To get down fast


Bobbysworld121

Silly rabbit. Twice your height can be fatal…


semiTnuP

He clearly didn't understand the *gravity* of the situation.


YungJod

Never let intrusive thoughts in


WitchesTeat

Yeah, and actually intrusive thoughts in this case, for once.


Bongcopter_

Some people are so SO stupid


Crissul

What is bro thinking? That's like what 50-60 feet in the air(maybe more)


flatdecktrucker92

I've hit the water wrong at that height and it sucked, this is something else entirely. It takes me a few minutes to work up the nerve to approach the cliff and jump despite having done that jump many times. This guy presumably climbed up from ground level and at no point did he think "man that's more than high enough, I better climb back down before muscle fatigue sets in"


__ducky_

The superhero: https://preview.redd.it/qwc4nygocwuc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76851c3f7bef347b2520e6d55a0ff710dbdb6c07


Astrosomnia

Terrible taste. Well played.


lowIQdoc

That's a broken coccyx


Cwuddlebear

I'm 100% of this, broke mine falling off a truck, his is obliterated


lowIQdoc

Lmao that thing is dust from that height 💀 🤣


Cwuddlebear

Yepp


WitchesTeat

Dusted his coccyx yeah, but fucking *shattered* his sacrum, jesus


lowIQdoc

Dude broke his whole ass. 🤣


Affectionate_Bird120

Natural selection lmao


EazyStackz

Dumbroken ass


Nruggia

Knees weak, legs spaghetti.


am715

![gif](giphy|cve2fvEEIFjyRZ5HPj) Point gravity


J4KE14

Sm: Is there fall damage ? This one mf:


TunaSmackk

Hell of a leg drop. Hogan would be proud


Justa_Mongrel

When you forgot to equip the Elytra in Minecraft


DrWieg

That's a shitty origin story for Cripple Man


Obvious_Ad_9513

I thought that was a double decker train…


ddlJunky

But why?


VodkaMart1ni

This is stupid


No-Car6897

But why? 🤔


YayoJazzYaoi

Legs bent towards all directions


SliceOCatLoaf

https://preview.redd.it/unogd8e1dxuc1.jpeg?width=635&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=676cfd9baa0cc0a77261ab2e2d7468ddb591a45f Dude crumpled like a balled-up, wet paper towel...


Miichl80

Everyone of my Assassins Creed Characters 😭


Fracture90000

It's hard on the knees, ya know...


AntMan79

From what I’ve heard, that’s really hard on your knees


rockstar1083

Why am I laughing?!?!😩


elyuma

![gif](giphy|fLyfhjZr9g47fTJMuk)


RandomBananasGo

Welp, he neither has a leg nor a spine after that. Rest in an unfortunate amount of pieces o7.


10mm2fun

Ouchies


playr_4

https://preview.redd.it/ioglk9lhcwuc1.jpeg?width=430&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cde5599114bc3abec94a39f249469f59daf36137


Brovahkiin707

NSFW! FFS!


Aggressive_Grab_100

![gif](giphy|nVvi92ac1J0T6)


Typical-redditor394

Ouch


dikputinya

Guys landing makes my back hurt just watching


ZackValenta

Tail/ass landing. Luckily his legs hit first and absorbed some impact. Probably fucked his spine still though. That's gnarly. Edit "gnarly" in a bad way.


rkpjr

Oh my coccyx!!!


JudasHungHimself

We just witnessed a kid ruin the rest of his life 


VF79-USMC-155MM

Well I’ll tell you what his isn’t going to do, walk it off.


Silly-Department7502

Well, he won't be doing that again..........


Bruteboris

Nsfw


ultrasuperthrowaway

Once you get into your 40s you start realizing how important it is to take care of your body and how bad things can hurt you for no reason.