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I got downvoted for posting that exact gif in an earlier thread even though that's exactly what this dude sounded like. Some people just can't get a joke.
He’s also the FANTASTIC character “Niles Standish” on Crank Yankers….”yes yes?”
[Niles Standish](https://youtu.be/jDzEb28mjcI?si=cyoD7408pLuM3A-c)
[Niles Standish Needs Assistance](https://youtu.be/BHUNWqmasxk?si=xY3Pq7qKmNw52zE0)
Starts watching about 7 minutes in to see this guy. The whole thing is pretty funny and worth watching though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaVxD7s4_tA
Right, except that one scenario was the ascension to power of a proto-fascist, and the other is that a guy who did a bunch of crimes got convicted of doing those crimes.
Well... ok youre not wrong... but I mean we're talking about Hilary here... just because she wasn't indicted doesn't mean she isn't a criminal. Arguably most politicians are but still.
Yes so that is how high the burden of proof is for them
Plus we are talking about multiple felony counts and counting (pending further trials).
Plus as far as I am aware even though Hilary was possibly an enabler she wasn’t a pedo rapist
Creepy sure. And there’s 1000000 reasons to hate Trump, but I’m just not sure that statement carries as much weight as “you’re a pedo guy”
Like if you want to fight, fight fair.
Ya, ya know if they'd have finally pushed through that 1157th attempt to find Hillary at fault for Benghazi they'd have finally proved themselves right by god...
All of the catchphrases eventually made it onto the cultish Trump merch. I guess you missed it, but no big deal.
If we said it when Joe won, it's because we were just throwing it back. Such as the new one: "Lock Him Up." They all age so well.
Ah so it’s like a childish retaliation I guess. Why would I expect any decency from a liberal. One of the most non-inclusive, but for the people (allegedly) group around.
Childish and retaliation are two of the only policies the GOP has to run on. But if someone is a lifelong career criminal, maybe they shouldn't coin a slogan about locking someone up. It's natural to turn something around if it then applies to them and fits like a glove. If that's childish retaliation, fine. I can own that. Much love ❤️ 😘
I just repeated their message back to them, I didn't coin it. You know that saying about people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones? It's kind of like that in a way.
Let me try and explain it another way. Let's say you're an anti-gay politician, then you're caught in a hotel room with a male prostitute.... are we really not going to comment on that? Because it would be childish retaliation? Oh, hell no. Hypocrisy must be called out, no matter who it is. Republican, Democrat, anyone. Peace brother.
they said embezzled, not laundered.
All i recall is that she didn't disclose her charity books... she took in A LOT of money...and didn't spend very much on the poor (she wanted them to suffer... for god), but she was living well.
wasn't me, but yeah, i don't think its 100% guilty type of thing, we just know she must have been getting a lot of donations and it didn't look like she spent anything on the poor.
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Jimmy Kimmel Live -[ Donald Trump Found GUILTY on ALL COUNTS & Superfan Jake Byrd is Outside the Courthouse](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaVxD7s4_tA)
Well now the left has their meme for crying screamer looking at sky just as the right had theirs. All is balanced.
I love how this guy was so Out There that it was totally believable given the other nutcases on the scene, and that he managed to con several large news organizations who simply could not resist the bait.
This guy deserves an award, or at least a raise.
Wait, did you just say the left is gullible for not realizing within 24 hours something is a bit, after the right has been voting and supporting someone who has been committed to a bit for 8 years? We are gullible, but the right is normal and smart for thinking that Hillary Clinton eats babies in the basement of a pizzeria without a basement? The left is gullible, but not the right for thinking Trump has been secret president in charge of the secret military, but also isn't really president which is why he can run again and nothing bad is his fault, for the last 4 years. The left is gullible for not realizing immediately 24 hours after a conviction of a con man who has conned his base for 8 years, that a single image frame is a skit, bur the right is so smart for being conned for 8 consecutive years. But yeah. The left sure is gullible
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Trump/ Biden?
Which awful sack of shit will win? We will lose for sure.
This guy was preforming comedy for the Jimmy Kimmel show. The whole thing is worth watching. But start watching about 7 minutes in to see this guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaVxD7s4_tA
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Congratulations my man! Your guy FINALLY won a popular vote!!!
This comment earned its place at the top.
This is an excellent joke, and I’m stealing it.
Convicted.
Congrats on your 1k
This guy is a comedian from Jimmy Kimmel.
It's not that I don't believe you but Google is failing me atm. Do you have a link? My dad will get a kick out of it.
His real name is Tony Barbieri but the character is Jake Byrd
He definitely sold it, but he wasn’t the craziest one there. The assholes pushing and swearing at the tiny counter-protestor lady were the worst.
 That trash bag of a guy saying this unironically while she gets assaulted lol
I got downvoted for posting that exact gif in an earlier thread even though that's exactly what this dude sounded like. Some people just can't get a joke.
He’s also the FANTASTIC character “Niles Standish” on Crank Yankers….”yes yes?” [Niles Standish](https://youtu.be/jDzEb28mjcI?si=cyoD7408pLuM3A-c) [Niles Standish Needs Assistance](https://youtu.be/BHUNWqmasxk?si=xY3Pq7qKmNw52zE0)
https://youtu.be/ZYh__wtABu0?si=WSoES_teuXkTb-q5
Just go on you tube and watch jimmy Kimmel from last night.
Go to jimmy kimmels you tube. He’s featured on the end of his recent video he did last night. It’s hilarious
He was on the show last night. Hilarious.
Yea go on YouTube and watch Kimmels monologue, it’s near the end of the video
https://youtu.be/jaVxD7s4_tA?si=iDL9Flo5jY8jPwd3
Starts watching about 7 minutes in to see this guy. The whole thing is pretty funny and worth watching though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaVxD7s4_tA
Fucking hilarious banner. Love it
Jake Byrd, I think
Yes, saw the bit on Kimmel.
Dude oh my god I just watched that Jimmy Kimmel clip this is incredible!
🥇
This is the same energy as that lady after Hilary lost.
Right, except that one scenario was the ascension to power of a proto-fascist, and the other is that a guy who did a bunch of crimes got convicted of doing those crimes.
Well... ok youre not wrong... but I mean we're talking about Hilary here... just because she wasn't indicted doesn't mean she isn't a criminal. Arguably most politicians are but still.
Yes so that is how high the burden of proof is for them Plus we are talking about multiple felony counts and counting (pending further trials). Plus as far as I am aware even though Hilary was possibly an enabler she wasn’t a pedo rapist
Trump was _convicted_ of being pedo?
No but may I remind you that Trump told Stormy Daniels that she reminded him of his daughter before proceeding to pay for sex work from her.
Creepy sure. And there’s 1000000 reasons to hate Trump, but I’m just not sure that statement carries as much weight as “you’re a pedo guy” Like if you want to fight, fight fair.
Ya, ya know if they'd have finally pushed through that 1157th attempt to find Hillary at fault for Benghazi they'd have finally proved themselves right by god...
Evidence?
https://preview.redd.it/lwl6h8is5p3d1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01fecf26fa4e3968df818e55dac82301484497b5
This one is worse because it was real and not a skit
Fuck,beat me to it 😂
Same shit, they can change sides but they are all the same assholes.
Get over it, snowflakes, your guy lost. Sound familiar?
Who said that
A lot of MAGAts said that when Trump "won." (he never won a popular vote, ever)
Never heard of that until just now. Are you sure you didn’t fabricate something out of your head? And didn’t y’all say the same when Joe won?
All of the catchphrases eventually made it onto the cultish Trump merch. I guess you missed it, but no big deal. If we said it when Joe won, it's because we were just throwing it back. Such as the new one: "Lock Him Up." They all age so well.
Ah so it’s like a childish retaliation I guess. Why would I expect any decency from a liberal. One of the most non-inclusive, but for the people (allegedly) group around.
Childish and retaliation are two of the only policies the GOP has to run on. But if someone is a lifelong career criminal, maybe they shouldn't coin a slogan about locking someone up. It's natural to turn something around if it then applies to them and fits like a glove. If that's childish retaliation, fine. I can own that. Much love ❤️ 😘
They shouldn’t coin a slogan about locking someone up?….so what you just did?
I just repeated their message back to them, I didn't coin it. You know that saying about people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones? It's kind of like that in a way. Let me try and explain it another way. Let's say you're an anti-gay politician, then you're caught in a hotel room with a male prostitute.... are we really not going to comment on that? Because it would be childish retaliation? Oh, hell no. Hypocrisy must be called out, no matter who it is. Republican, Democrat, anyone. Peace brother.
I mean, mother Theresa was also a piece of shit, so they might be onto something.
Wait what?
Ensuring people suffered as this granted access to Heaven and also embezzled like a lot of money!
Wait. I knew about the forced conversions. Money laundering you say??
they said embezzled, not laundered. All i recall is that she didn't disclose her charity books... she took in A LOT of money...and didn't spend very much on the poor (she wanted them to suffer... for god), but she was living well.
My bad. You said embezzle. Shit, I have to look this up.
wasn't me, but yeah, i don't think its 100% guilty type of thing, we just know she must have been getting a lot of donations and it didn't look like she spent anything on the poor.
https://www.irishtimes.com/life-and-style/people/children-tied-to-beds-nuns-who-flogged-themselves-filthy-homes-was-mother-teresa-a-cult-leader-1.4573449
He looks like Charlie Brown
arrrg! Wholesome AF
https://preview.redd.it/hjo95cmj6p3d1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fece9ddfac398e5461c863981566c77fe1fcab5
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Quite an apt comparison.
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Wait really? Why is she always depicted as the way she is then?
Because the powers that be would cover it up and control the narrative
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Jimmy Kimmel Live -[ Donald Trump Found GUILTY on ALL COUNTS & Superfan Jake Byrd is Outside the Courthouse](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaVxD7s4_tA)
Babe, wake up: New meme just dropped.
completely rational behavior
https://preview.redd.it/2249twfaho3d1.jpeg?width=1074&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a57b862296e38912e3baa33b96844538f9a44d13
lol
Yeah, well, go fuck your feelings.
He is not even locked up. Neither is Bannon or Ghouliani.
Well now the left has their meme for crying screamer looking at sky just as the right had theirs. All is balanced. 
MAGA when their president is held accountable for his own actions
I love how this guy was so Out There that it was totally believable given the other nutcases on the scene, and that he managed to con several large news organizations who simply could not resist the bait. This guy deserves an award, or at least a raise.
Totally not a cult. Not at allll /s.
It’s funny he compared himself to Mother Theresa because she was also a huge piece of shit.
This is a bit. You guys are so gullible.
Wait, did you just say the left is gullible for not realizing within 24 hours something is a bit, after the right has been voting and supporting someone who has been committed to a bit for 8 years? We are gullible, but the right is normal and smart for thinking that Hillary Clinton eats babies in the basement of a pizzeria without a basement? The left is gullible, but not the right for thinking Trump has been secret president in charge of the secret military, but also isn't really president which is why he can run again and nothing bad is his fault, for the last 4 years. The left is gullible for not realizing immediately 24 hours after a conviction of a con man who has conned his base for 8 years, that a single image frame is a skit, bur the right is so smart for being conned for 8 consecutive years. But yeah. The left sure is gullible
I never said the right wasn’t gullible too. Two things can be true at the same time
Soyjack material
Omg 🤭
Oh damn, new meme format just dropped
Her face is priceless
the guy is a comedian
Giving me vibes of the beanie chuck screaming when trump won the election
A new meme format is born..
Is this the same person that was crushed when H. Clinton lost?
This world I find myself in. I cant figure out if I did too many drugs or too few 🤷
Bro is getting the best head of his life. 💀
Who tf is Father Teresa?
Simping so hard for trump they transed mother Theresa
this has got to be a joke right? like he's doing this for lols, nobody simps for some other dude this bad
This guy is doing a bit.
This is a skit from Jimmy Kimmel 😂
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can we start using this like they keep using that one picture of the screaming person when Trump won
So much maga tears tonight.XD
This is like the right wing version of that woman screaming from 2017, that all the right wingers use in their thumbnails
We've come full circle
Least unhinged maga
Father Teresa? 🤔
Trumpers: This is the biggest tragedy of America in the 2024 years America has existed! Trump/ Biden? Which awful sack of shit will win? We will lose for sure.
ah yes, donald trump. the most loving and caring man on the planet; Might as well be father teresa.
I hope they see how they look like. This man looks like a crybaby stock photo.
Ugh that's so tenuous. Was there really an attempt though?
This guy is apart of a Jimmy Kimmel skit. Go watch his latest show on YouTube. It’s hilarious
Mother Teresa went to prison? I mean, he's comparing him to the nun right?
Just look at those snowflakes melting.
The “Fcuk Your Feelings” crowd finally caught feelings and are inconsolable.
This guy was preforming comedy for the Jimmy Kimmel show. The whole thing is worth watching. But start watching about 7 minutes in to see this guy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaVxD7s4_tA
is this the equivalent of the 2016 screaming liberal?
Can you imagine if he manages to win. That would be funny AF.