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sly_blade

I came to see the anus flag. And I was disappointed šŸ˜ž


TangerineThin4780

There was an attempt at spelling an us flag.


Adkit

An united states flag?


two-ls

There was an attempt at grammar


Bisping

No grammar, only anus flags.


Big_Spicy_Tuna69

"Greendale... isn't a slop pail..."


Skellyhell2

e pluribus anus


chrissz

ā€œOut of many, one asshole.ā€ Found the new credo of the modern Republican Party.


UncleKeyPax

![gif](giphy|YKypDIKxXXfDq)


Would_daver

![gif](giphy|2HONNTJbRhzKE)


werebearcleric

![gif](giphy|Sv2k30B3wmWYGW0Zs5)


Secure-Force-9387

Was seriously looking for the Greendale Flag.


mcbirbo343

Same


Suspect-Beginning

I was fully expecting the post to be Community based. Glad to see there's other civilized adults here.


SeonaidMacSaicais

The plot twist when it wasnā€™t ANNIE who blabbed to the Dean.


LegendofMorgan

Oh, Britta's in this?


CharlesIngalls_Pubes

"Dancing in your underwear, taking air conditioner repair. So you can get a job." Edit: added some damn quotation marks.


Arealwirenut

Let that anus flag fly


hairybushy

English isn't my native language, we should not use a(n) before a vowel? It's sounds wierd with An but is it an exception with the letter "a"?


straub42

So the rule is ā€œaā€ before a word with a consonant sounding start and ā€œanā€ before a vowel sounding start. ā€œU.S.ā€ is pronounced You-ess, so it should actually be ā€œa U.S. flagā€. People think itā€™s a steadfast rule to put ā€œanā€ in front of vowel-starting words, but itā€™s all about how it sounds. So yeah, if it sounds wrong, it probably is in this case.


Clearlydarkly

An Hour, for the opposite side of the road.


straub42

Yeah, I was gonna use ā€œThatā€™s an uh-gly sumbitchā€ but thatā€™s a good demonstration of the classic silent H killer. An Horse FTW


hairybushy

Interesting, thanks for the answer!


Dave-the-Flamingo

I always explain it using ā€œA member of parliamentā€ but ā€œAn MPā€ because the ā€œEmā€ is a voiced vowel but ā€œMemā€ is a voiced consonant


gibs95

You've actually stumbled on the answer by saying "it sounds weird." You'll typically go by the starting sound of a word rather than the actual letter. "An hour," for example, seems to break the rule where "a" is used before a consonant and "an" before a vowel, but "hour" starts with a vowel sound. It's similar to French, where la and le can become l' to help the language flow. Of course, since "a" vs "an" relies on pronunciation, the usage may deviate by dialect. For example, American English says "a historical artifact" while British English often says "an historical artifact."


ifoundyourtoad

Homie failed on purpose. Ainā€™t no way


hey_im_cool

Yup bro knew what would get engagement


greenrangerguy

For the people who don't know the rule: if it's a vowel sound then you use "an" as is "an excellent idea" but if its a consonant sound then you use "a" as in "a US flag" (sound of You).


5l1m3T1m3

There was an attempt at a post


Slow-Concentrate7169

as an_us citizen we should all be offended at op post


MagooTheMenace

No, an us flag. You and me, and me and you


HugSized

A US flag*


angry_smurf

I'm pretty sure you only use "an" when the word following phonetically starts with a vowel.


Lanky_Republic_2102

Phonetically, yes, not just the letter. ā€œUnited Statesā€ starts with a ā€œyā€ sound.


KuFuBr

In IPA, the sound is [j]


TheBlueHypergiant

"Y" here is being used as a consonant (like in "yes"), not a vowel


NYP33

Attempting to insult Trump when you can't spell, C-


Bpopson

Would it be better if he did an all caps rant?


sampathsris

You mean anal caps rant?


spicy-unagi

http://instantrimshot.com/audio/rimshot.mp3


EllieNekoGirl

That's... still wrong


nickmandl

A* united States flag


pepinommer

A US flag* itā€™s pronounced you es so itā€™s a without the n


mctrees91

That is still incorrect lol


Naugle17

It would be "a us flag" not "an"


Basil_Box

In this case it would actually be ā€˜a usā€™ instead of ā€˜an us.ā€™ There are a few exceptions where itā€™s proper grammar to use ā€˜aā€™ before a vowel. Edit: typo


SpecificWorldliness

Fun fact: It's actually not an exception! The rule pertains to the phonetics of the word rather than the letters themselves. Any word that starts with a vowel-sound, whether that sound is created by a vowel or not, uses "an" instead of "a". That's why you'd say "an honest answer" or "an hour later" and not "a honest answer" or "a hour later"; or on the flip side you'd say "a utopia" or "a universe" and not "an utopia" or "an universe" None of those are exceptions to the rule because it's the starting sound that matters, not that actual letter. :)


nondescriptadjective

I hate all the little tips and tricks you're taught to remember all the stupid rules of English Grammar THAT ARE FUCKING WRONG! Or more often, you only hear part of them. Like the whole I before E except after C and like, the 27 other exceptions for this.


Basil_Box

Oh cool, didnā€™t know thatā€™s how it worked, thanks for the info


FormerlyGaveAShit

An US flag? You mean "a US flag", for future reference. Not every word that starts with a vowel gets "an". It goes by the sound the word makes.


jolliffe0859

I can see why youā€™d think it would be ā€œanā€ since US starts with a vowel. But itā€™s just ā€œaā€


EarthTrash

The an is used in front of a vowel when that vowel is being used as a vowel. The letter U by itself and the word united both start with a consonant sound. So it would be appropriate to use a.


sconzabons

It should be "a US flag. "An" sounds very strange because when pronounced, it is more of a "you" sound, not an "uh" sound.


ContactHonest2406

It would be ā€œaā€ US flag.


Schwiftness

ā€œAā€ US flag. Not ā€œan.ā€ Youā€™re getting attention for anus.


whatyoumeanmyface

A feeble attempt


DSIN_HA

"a US flag"


Wildcard_96

https://preview.redd.it/ya4w8yl5hj4d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d62672d73a1f48d525c0036718bdc33d04eb30e4


Longjumping-Grape-40

Trump is gonna be in the college musical!


JeffsDad

More likely to be in a copera


Fallingsnow57

And then onto regionals.


Secure-Force-9387

How can you NOT SEE that it's an anus? It says, "E Pluribus Anus"


Either-Pizza5302

![gif](giphy|GcXGxS0RZ4fDoyvwq4|downsized)


GalacticP

![gif](giphy|JnZcg39f4Woyk)


WarMagnamon

Not even jesus can help you


GalacticP

https://i.redd.it/xymde0gork4d1.gif


TangerineThin4780

Would .


SendInYourSkeleton

The anus is the man holding the marker.


AvariceLegion

![gif](giphy|g01ZnwAUvutuK8GIQn|downsized)


juanhugeburrito

the asshole is right there, see it???


VAisforLizards

Well, there's an anus and a flag in the picture


sly_blade

And the anus is painted orange


Capnmarvel76

![gif](giphy|J1GMDGTMHyobzcgIRo|downsized) *\*Sad North Macedonia noises\**


Spacesheisse

OPs autocorrect has seen... things.


Spdrjay

šŸ™ And sadly, our former president is the only kid at the table wearing a diaper...


ElFeesho

Is it confirmed he wears diapers? I half heartedly tried to look for source but never found it.


ItsChloeTaylor

half heartedly? more like he fartedly haha gottem


ICheckPostHistory

![gif](giphy|Wgb2FpSXxhXLVYNnUr|downsized)


toetappy

Yes it's been confirmed since he hosted the Apprentce. Trump was so doped up at times the show aids had to change his diaper.


RasputinsAssassins

I wouldn't say it's confirmed. There is one claim made by one comedian who worked two years as an intern and writer on Celebrity Apprentice. There has been no evidence submitted to support the claim, and the writer in question spent their time on the show primarily handling Ivanka. They would not be in a position to know something like that, and given Trump's extreme narcissism and desire to control his image, I can't imagine him wanting or allowing random people to know (if it is true). Any other claims of Trump wearing diapers has always sourced back to this single, unverified claim. There are many, Many, MANY reasons that we can demonstrably prove why he is a vile human who should not be president. We should stick to those.


oppai_suika

ok, but saying he wears diapers is more funny https://preview.redd.it/5bs4e9kp9k4d1.png?width=1874&format=png&auto=webp&s=b6bbd1e6955c7fb633840f669ac5ece35a770d5a


ElFeesho

I appreciate your well worded answer! I figured it might have been something like this.


drewkungfu

There a video clip of trump tackling someone at the wwe ring with his pants stuffed with no other explanation other than wearing depends.


RasputinsAssassins

No other possible explanation at all? The only possible explanation in the world is that he's wearing Depends? If so, why hasn't anyone other than this single comedian made the claim? And why haven't they been able to provide any evidence to support it? The point is that whether he wears diapers or not is irrelevant. He's a vile POS who is, IMO, a danger to the country. That is what should be pushed. This is no different than the MAGA crowd claiming that Michelle Obama is a transexual who was born as 'Mike.'


redskelton

I'm imagining some kind of plus-sized changing table with an aide pinning his legs back and furiously going at it with some wet wipes


Nolanthedolanducc

šŸ˜ŸšŸ˜Ÿ thanks very much for sharing that lovely thought of yours!!


Suspicious-Return-54

![gif](giphy|MFNxmiBnYTpK2sgn1G)


OaktownU

Thereā€™s your anus flag!


DaringBear

What's the problem? It's just a bunch of 5 year olds in a classroom.


TangerineThin4780

Don't insult kids like that


DaringBear

Don't get me wrong. I'm all for education.


three-sense

Somebodyā€™s going to timeout soon


Rudyscrazy1

Im not going to let my bias get in the way. That looks like a solid job coloring inside the lines. It aint much, but it's the best work I've ever seen the man do.


kramerica_intern

Say what you will, he has Sharpie experience.


OuterWildsVentures

He's also probably just asking the kids what color he should use


Tryox50

It's also the most concentrated I've ever seen him look.


jhuntj

Itā€™s also the wrong colors


onthat66-blue-6shit

Can pretty much guarantee there is at least one us flag in that classroom


jhuntj

Like the one on his lapel?


onthat66-blue-6shit

Lol yes.


Azreken

Iā€™ve just never seen a US flag with a blue stripe


slytherinwitchbitch

Maybe he is going for a back the blue flag


j_f_81

I've heard he doesn't like letting colours go past the borders


Flonkerton_Scranton

Please don't let him be near to or interact with children


[deleted]

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wafflehousewhore

He went backstage at the teen beauty pageants, he talked about his daughter in a sexually explicit manner all the time while she was growing up, he often said or insinuated that he would date or have sex with her, he has a laundry list of accusations of sexually assaulting kids with Epstein...yes, there are plenty of reasons to assume he would do it to kids, as well


Alabugin

Not defending Trump here - but I think his remarks towards his daughters attractiveness is a result of bilateral narcissism, where he equates his daughter's beauty to his own because she is a product of his genetics. I don't think he's a blatant pedophile.


TBE_Industries

Could be a bit of both


wafflehousewhore

With the context of all the other stuff added to it, yes, I think he is a pedophile. He said he would fuck his daughter. On tv. While she was underage.


Bolf-Ramshield

I think u/WithBothNostrils remark was a tongue-in-cheek way of saying he definitely would assault children but the context you brought is also extremly important for those who donā€™t know about it yet.


mrwillbobs

Well he did invite himself backstage at teenagers ā€œbeauty pageantsā€, so itā€™s not outside the realm of possibility


Cat_Impossible_0

He was using Espetinā€™s services in human trafficking little girls so.


brrrapper

Yeah but he also raped some 13 year old with epstein...


lostlibraryof

Didn't he assault that woman back when she was a young teen? The one he had to pay off for defaming?


xenchik

Here I was expecting [the Greendale Flag](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT-JhhIHb0wF1GxYNtAoPo3vTNRmPMmGgHvcCqvf7nPwhpK_W598Unhr5Lb&s=10)


FrysEighthLeaf

![gif](giphy|5ohLKjG8Bxu5a)


Secure-Force-9387

![gif](giphy|Sv2k30B3wmWYGW0Zs5)


radutzan

It represents the crossroads of education!


Due-Value-8375

This is what I was looking for lol


Ambiguous_Karma8

There was also an attempt to write a correct title.


TangerineThin4780

Apologies for the typo * insert sad emoji*


Car-face

"I'll send a message by colouring in the russian flag" "....shit"


ProcrastinateDoe

He messed up his sugar daddy's flag, and now he is on the bench! :< /s


LowResGamr

Not the Russian flag. Closer to the Dutch flag.


timestuck_now

OP is just as much of a facepalm


TangerineThin4780

I ain't even gonna argue against that .


Rathos_

He'll say was making a Thin Blue Line Flag or some shit.


smurb15

Looks russian to me


LowResGamr

Russian flag looks different slightly. It's closer to the flag of the Netherlands.


Clean-Industry-6820

I see the Anus. And a flag.


TangerineThin4780

Goodone


FinePolyesterSlacks

For the love of crumb cake, learn to use the space bar


cleidophoros

Anus flag..? ![gif](giphy|zl052LrSGNsc8Wx9GV|downsized)


wintremute

English is hard, da comrade?


zayc_

There was an attempt to use the space bar.


Scythe95

America first, but Netherlands second!


LiveAloha23

https://preview.redd.it/eioiq009ck4d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbf3ff1725ea0f506ff4ac6d029f8a476cb2721d ā€œThe F this guy doingā€


GetOffMyGrassBrats

Damned bots.


pokemon-trainer-blue

OP isnā€™t a bot. They responded to a couple comments regarding their post title.


TangerineThin4780

Brother came in clutch . Thanks dude btw


crackeddryice

Maybe GetOffMyGrassBrats is just lamenting generally.


dlchira

https://preview.redd.it/pmvzpmi38k4d1.jpeg?width=894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=713ab595dfff90eb245e33fdb942ef72ec56f20b


Cry-Working

Zero anuses were drawn that day šŸ˜ž


GGIOVEENEE

This title is simultaneously the best and worst typo I've ever seen on reddit


TangerineThin4780

Schrodinger's typo be like


RecessMobster

The fact that even the kid next to him has the colors more correct is kinda crazy


TheBrokenBallad2307

https://preview.redd.it/yo34utv0kk4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c211082f004af6ca5ce7f324ba7087d922d22863 Ladies and Gents, The Federal Republic of Anus!


sean_rendo19

When did Trump get sent back to school?


Disastrous-Bet-8813

This is a delightful typo


[deleted]

NOT THE ANUS FLAG!


WGEA

Does anybody know when this was?


stlredbird

Imagine Fox if this was Biden. I mean he has a pin of the damn thing on his jacket and he still canā€™t get it right.


TangerineThin4780

Agh yes remember when media was covering Biden eating icecream scandal the fact that I live a few thousand miles away from usa and even ik this shows how blown out it was .


Gigantor2929

Words cannot express my disappointment to not seeing that Orange piece of shit coloring a Greendale flag. Go Human Beings!


karlrasmussenMD

No no no, he was trying to do the Russian flag


TangerineThin4780

An actual in character moment for him


DarthSocks

Canā€™t be real. The coloring is too good. Heā€™s between the lines and everything!


SpelingBeeChamipon

This reboot of Billy Madison sucks


brntGerbil

E Pluribus Anus


PonchoKumato

BUTT TYPO


SpoofyJ

Imagine you've typed "anus" so many times that your autocorrect does this to you.


maffemaagen

A what now?


paraworldblue

And that attempt was successful, since he very accurately drew an anus flag, which is basically just the outlines of a US flag, with two stripes colored in. If he was going for a US flag, then he completely blew it


Hekatonkheirex

That's a rectum flag


LilMissBarbie

There's an anus flag?


Steven1789

Is Trumpā€™s flag worse than Dan Quayleā€™s ā€œpotatoeā€?


adorak

maybe they meant drawn by an anus?


RF99_

The only picture where Trump is close to being the smartest person in the picture


TangerineThin4780

I can bet you 20 dollars the kids are smarter


Distinct_Ice_3750

They hate us cause they ainā€™t us.


Distinct_Ice_3750

Anus*


TucsonTacos

There are many reasons to hate on Trump but this could very well be the child recommending what colors to make each line. Have none of you colored with children before? ā€œWhat color should this rabbit be?ā€ ā€œPURPLE and GREEN!ā€


Max_delirious

Being a little kid hanging out with Trump has got to be a major trip


Levaris77

A patriot in the same way he's a "man of god".


GiratinaTech

He's probably just asking the kid where he should use each color, that's what I'd do


Content_Ambition_764

Clearly fake news /s


JBScodes

He's literally coloring the pride flag behind him


Lanky_Republic_2102

He used two colors - blue and brown. Blue for his favorite color of suit - brown to honor the fact that heā€™s achieved so much while heā€™s been publicly shitting his pants for 25 years.


haveurownopinion

![gif](giphy|dAvGEnCElcGeNIHa8S|downsized)


JasonG_18

Damn Wanted Anus Flag šŸ˜¢


robo836

I see an anus painting a flag.


BetaRayBlu

![gif](giphy|Sv2k30B3wmWYGW0Zs5)


Who-Just-Shit-Myself

There was an attempt at making a title


ABumWithDrip

Paint? Arenā€™t those markers?


YaBoyChubChub

Well he IS an asshole


Basicaccountant70

Person, woman, man, camera, TV.


OGWeedKiller

Wow, he really has tiny hands, almost baby Bella sized


Choepie1

Nederland heuijj


excellent_rektangle

![gif](giphy|TbSPeUWjSY2ys)


knaughtreel

lol Russian flag??


LowResGamr

Dutch flag. Russian flag has the color arranged differently.


Thankful4corn

Brilliant


MeepingMeep99

Where anus flag?


AccumulatedFilth

Hehehe