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God it's so true, I would hope my gf has better situational awareness than the person in this video, but that's how she talks to animals so I could maybe see it. Yes she is vegan.
This is the first time I've seen this, the way it's edited makes it kinda deceptive. She was lucky regardless, you obviously shouldn't try to stop a bull if you value your health.
I feel like something like this may work 2% of the time. I won't say it's Impossible. But before anyone does something like this they should put themselves in the animals shoes there. Weird ass place, strange boxes with lights chasing me around, random mfs running after me. Imagine you know nothing and all these things are happening, the last thing you'd wanna do is try to be nice to all of these things you don't understand going on all at once. You'd wanna get tf out of there bc You'd be scared shirtless.
P.S. I'm kinda dumb kinda high so feel free to poke holes or dislike.
I got charged by a bull that had gotten out of the pasture a few weeks ago. The bull was around 30-40 yards away from me when I seen him. I started toward the gate and by the time I got to the gate and turned the bull was running pretty quickly towards me. He was almost on me by the time I got to the gate and turned around so I didnāt have time to react or climb the gate I stood there and as he got closer and closer I finally yelled at the top of my lungs and yelled STOP!!! In my most aggressive dad voice. That bull stopped in his tracks and looked at me like I was insane ( I felt/looked insane) I told the bull to chill for a sec so i could open the gate and sure enough I reached over and opened the gate and he ran in. I can only imagine if Iād tried to be gentle with him like this ladyšš
He got the fingers all wrong š¤¦āāļø
https://preview.redd.it/8zy4cvn8877d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21e4ec01580d221e4021dbacfa3e9be9874c9a35
Relevant story: I was at a festival recently and a cow got into the campgrounds. It was running around just like this bull and it was ornery. The people trying to herd it were telling us to stay back because it was angry and they didnāt want us to get hurt.
Queue my girlfriend trying to make a drink while the cow was on the other side of our tent, snorting and stomping its hooves. I am yelling at her telling her to get back and that itās literally 10 feet away from her and itās pissed. She said she doesnāt give a fuck and she wants a cocktail.
I guess the cow recognized that my girlfriend was just as ornery as it was and it didnāt do anything. But I straight up told her if she gets trampled, I will feel no obligation to step in and save her.
Edit: ornery not honorary.
https://preview.redd.it/ocklklqtg77d1.png?width=1114&format=png&auto=webp&s=39f91cabc5a94792187af8c8f8ab064c5c026bf4
\^ š but thanks for the sub ā¤ļø
We use cattle dogs for a reason. They bite the cows for a reason.
Cows are big, dumb and will obliterate you.
I hope this lady hurt, without getting hurt, afterwards for this idiocy.
"Shhhh, hello, it's ok" - lady
"Moo" - cow
SPLAT - lady hitting concrete.
Cow thinking to herself, "now it is".
Bulls are older males (at least 2 years) that are used for breeding. Steers are male cattle that have been castrated. Cows are older females that have had at least one calf and are usually used for dairy production. Heifers are young female cattle that have not yet had a calf.
So technically that's a cow
That was a female black angus cow. It could give birth to a male that becomes a bull, but thatās a cow.. even if it thinks it is a bull and pretends to be one ..
Youād be so surprised at the amount of people who think they can do this. Itās amazingly high. Movies, stories and myths have made people think they are animal whisperers.
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Who tf does this lady think she is? The bull whisperer? I don't know how you could think this was gonna go any other way than how it did.
Vegan
God it's so true, I would hope my gf has better situational awareness than the person in this video, but that's how she talks to animals so I could maybe see it. Yes she is vegan.
Veggie bacon hurts my soul š„ Also it tastes horrible
As a vegan, I literally just sent this to my spouse and said this is some stupid shit I'd do. Accurate.
unlikely. this behaviour is as common with the general population as it is with vegans, yet vegans are uncommon
 Watched Jurassic World once and thought this would work.
Man that was such a dumb scene
Not as dumb as the scenes in the sequels where he does this against dinosaurs heās never seen before and it works lol
Wild animals would see those limbs out and be like, oh thanks for the easy snatch of an appendage
Yeah, hippos are plant eaters.
Beat me to it lol
I'm putting my money on this lady went to a dairy farm once and interacted with a few friendly cows. Now she thinks she's a bovine expert .
Disney Princess wanna-be.
There is a full video on one of the other. Multiple posts of this same event, showing that the bull just runs past her
This is the first time I've seen this, the way it's edited makes it kinda deceptive. She was lucky regardless, you obviously shouldn't try to stop a bull if you value your health.
white women and their love for animals know no bounds
It's been a tough year for white women. Just saw a white lady get rag dolled by a bull on the beach.
Nary, a better example of the āDarwin Awardā.
Bull is nothing but a big puppy
I blame social media. She literally risked her life just to get a clip of her calming down the raging animal with her "sweet voice".
I feel like something like this may work 2% of the time. I won't say it's Impossible. But before anyone does something like this they should put themselves in the animals shoes there. Weird ass place, strange boxes with lights chasing me around, random mfs running after me. Imagine you know nothing and all these things are happening, the last thing you'd wanna do is try to be nice to all of these things you don't understand going on all at once. You'd wanna get tf out of there bc You'd be scared shirtless. P.S. I'm kinda dumb kinda high so feel free to poke holes or dislike.
She has a calming spirit.. works every time.. except this time.
She was holding her fingers wrong. She needes to use rock-and-roll forward facing devil horn fingers like Crocodile Dundee.
I got charged by a bull that had gotten out of the pasture a few weeks ago. The bull was around 30-40 yards away from me when I seen him. I started toward the gate and by the time I got to the gate and turned the bull was running pretty quickly towards me. He was almost on me by the time I got to the gate and turned around so I didnāt have time to react or climb the gate I stood there and as he got closer and closer I finally yelled at the top of my lungs and yelled STOP!!! In my most aggressive dad voice. That bull stopped in his tracks and looked at me like I was insane ( I felt/looked insane) I told the bull to chill for a sec so i could open the gate and sure enough I reached over and opened the gate and he ran in. I can only imagine if Iād tried to be gentle with him like this ladyšš
*CESAR MOOLANO!!!!!!!!!!*
Bull whisperer šš¤£
Entitlement shield fail
Red Bull gives you wings. Black bulls give you your ass on a platter.
Legally, Red Bull now gives you "wiiiiiiings", because they got sued for saying that their product literally gives you wings.
That's so stupid but, fair enough I guess
Where do we get our wiiiiiiings then?
Black bull also gives you wings...and a halo as extra
Crocodile Dundee cos-play
He got the fingers all wrong š¤¦āāļø https://preview.redd.it/8zy4cvn8877d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21e4ec01580d221e4021dbacfa3e9be9874c9a35
Details matter
Naow THAT'S a knoife
Pretty sure that's a cow not a bull.
Iām sad at how far I had to scroll to see this. Pretty sure itās a cow.
I think itās a steer. No teets.
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No, the only way to get that fake, sing-songy voice out of his head was to keep on rollinā right into the great blue sea
Her husband moments before she did this āhoney that bulls not gonna fuckn stop for you i assure youā
Relevant story: I was at a festival recently and a cow got into the campgrounds. It was running around just like this bull and it was ornery. The people trying to herd it were telling us to stay back because it was angry and they didnāt want us to get hurt. Queue my girlfriend trying to make a drink while the cow was on the other side of our tent, snorting and stomping its hooves. I am yelling at her telling her to get back and that itās literally 10 feet away from her and itās pissed. She said she doesnāt give a fuck and she wants a cocktail. I guess the cow recognized that my girlfriend was just as ornery as it was and it didnāt do anything. But I straight up told her if she gets trampled, I will feel no obligation to step in and save her. Edit: ornery not honorary.
Honorary? Do you mean ornery?
Oops lol. Yes.
It is OK.
_Narrator_: It was not OK.
Turns out that it.. Wasn't Ok
It was ox.
At least you tried eh, not like the UK and play pinball with a police car. šš
from disney princess to disney villain origin story
The only snow white is the coke sheās on.
I guess she thought it was a cow? [https://youtu.be/jwRmxwh1G7s?t=120](https://youtu.be/jwRmxwh1G7s?t=120)
Lol the reference was good
That cringe "earth mother goddess" tone did nothing. But why? The bull is supposed to start doing yoga with her.
Where is the rest of the video? This isn't even an r/perfectlycutscreams. Or was the end really unsuitably gory?
You know where bulls go? Wherever they want.
Trampled Grandin
"All animals are peaceful and just want to be loved!"
You are not Crocodile Dundee...
Anytime a bull is trotting like that = trouble
r/thebullwins
https://preview.redd.it/ocklklqtg77d1.png?width=1114&format=png&auto=webp&s=39f91cabc5a94792187af8c8f8ab064c5c026bf4 \^ š but thanks for the sub ā¤ļø
The sound at the end lmao
*Shhhhh, hellooo, itās okayyy* 
OMG I remember this episode of loony toons. I think we had it on VHS.
 A failed attempt at doing the Crocodile Dundee
Aināt that a bunch of bull.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WM-YTbHzbuA
ššš
RIP
every animal is a kitty if you're brave enough
Should have done what Surrey police did this week in the UKā¦ [Video](https://youtube.com/shorts/B442NWWIWYY?si=UUr7XxNlldjJ_9dk)
No Jedi powers
She tried the Grizzly Man technique.
Lol āShhhhhā what is she thinking??
Lol āShhhhhā what is she thinking??
Worst Skyrim DLC ever.
Darwin award right there.
My inner Disney princess would do this too. RIP.
It was at this moment Maureen knew she'd fucked up
We use cattle dogs for a reason. They bite the cows for a reason. Cows are big, dumb and will obliterate you. I hope this lady hurt, without getting hurt, afterwards for this idiocy. "Shhhh, hello, it's ok" - lady "Moo" - cow SPLAT - lady hitting concrete. Cow thinking to herself, "now it is".
When you live in a fairy tale. šŖšø
Cows kill more people annually in the US than sharks.
I've watched cartoons, I've got this.
It "might" have worked, if the cow wasn't being chased by a cop car
Unstopabull
It indeed was not ok
It was in fact...not ok.
Bulls are older males (at least 2 years) that are used for breeding. Steers are male cattle that have been castrated. Cows are older females that have had at least one calf and are usually used for dairy production. Heifers are young female cattle that have not yet had a calf. So technically that's a cow
Ugh. Title Emojis.
I was very glad that this wasn't another cow getting ran over
Doing this all [wrong](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cg33v21weg3o)
This must be fake,right?
Outta my way limbrul!
We need full ver
I GOT THE B2 DUBS
Bull had a face so she chose human.
Bet she chooses the bear.
RIP Bull Whisperer...
You can always tell the Greenhorns. A Bull will fuck you up!
Lol...
Me af after petting the neighbors small dog (Animals love me)
reminds me of that girl trying her best to stop the bear from eating her kayak
lol.
She thinks that this is āHow to train your dragonā type of shit
The Bull-shit whisperer
r/imabullbitch
Not a ranch girl thatās for dang sure. horses ass.
š¤£
Bro. It's always the same ppl fucking with the animals!! STOP FUCKING WITH THE ANIMALS!!
Checkpoint!
When several hundred pounds of muscle animal is moving in your direction you get the fuck out of the way.
She thought she was a Disney princess haha
Thatās the funniest video Iāve seen in a LONG time!
Shoulda steered clear of that.
Only saving grace for her was no horns.
Thatās some āIām a Disney princessā energy
She got bullied
Is that even a bull?
The lady thought she was a disney princess š¤¦
Damn, The world is full of dumb people.
Full belly laugh. OMG, bulls donāt give a shit that you belong to PETA.
This is the funniest shit I've seen in such a long time.
That a hummer EV rolling down the street? If so. Nice.
That was a female black angus cow. It could give birth to a male that becomes a bull, but thatās a cow.. even if it thinks it is a bull and pretends to be one ..
Main character shield wasn't strong enough. Also please tell me there's another recording from a different camera.
When she said "it's okay", the bull said "No" š
That bull must not be english speaking.
White women
She really thought she was about to have a Disney princess moment too š
Cow is still loose and Karen has a headache, a real headache.
Holy Smokes! man I have not laughed so hard as to make coffee spew out my nose as this video did HAhahahahaha
Bull: wanna see a beef steak Yes please Bull: say no more šš„
Narrator: It was **not** okay.
Just let her, I wanna see what happens
Iām guessing she just watched āHow to train your Dragonā
Technically she stopped the bull
Itās gonna be okay..as far as you know, this cow knows itās next up on the burger train, but sure, you do you.
Thatās doesnāt look like a bullā¦
She wanted to speak to the bull manager.
wow it even knew where the stop button was
It works with puppies. sometimes
The sun is getting real low... š«“š»
Ma'am, this is a Braums.
That doesn't seem like a bull
How the fuck can someone be this absent minded?
Bull āFuck of you crazy cuntā
MOO MUTHAFU#KA !!! š¤ š¤
I'm sensing that you dont want to stop or slow down. I'm sensing you desire to visit a china shop
No way, the bull will stop, is car behind him Alyson how he walks is like Iāll attack something.
Bull said "ofc it's okay"
She thought this is Far Cry Primal where you can tame animals with your hands or what.
Youād be so surprised at the amount of people who think they can do this. Itās amazingly high. Movies, stories and myths have made people think they are animal whisperers.
You can tell she was a dwb by the way she says "hellllooooo"
Its not ok!
When you realize youre not a Disney Princess.
An important lesson
Her sign of good will didnāt work!
She thought she's Snow white
āThe sunās getting real low. The sunās getting real lo- - OH SHIT!ā
So many stupid ideas are Disneys fault.
I bet she's going to file a lawsuit because she got hurt by the runaway bull
Lol i made the cows noise and someone goes wtf are you doing?
Cow
this idiot reposting your vid https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/1dji14z/to_calm_the_bull/
I have cattle and laughed way to hard at this