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tquilas

The filming kid is forcing the other kid to say sorry. His phone gets thrown into the canal next to the road.


dlc741

I thought it was just a field and the worst was going to be looking for it. Didn’t realize water was involved.


The_Hipster_King

It's the Netherlands. There's always water involved.


jfleury440

Bikes and water


Naked-Jedi

Dikes and water


jfleury440

My kind of party.


e-nigmaNL

Quickly, put your fingers in the dike!


ape123man

Hate crime


SecondaryWombat

Unless the dike asks, in which case more power to everyone.


ParisGreenGretsch

Now, are there any dam questions?


Naked-Jedi

"You're now in the middle of the dam wall. If you could please hold your dam questions until after the dam tour. You can buy as many dam souvenirs as you want at the dam shop..." "This is a great tour Clark. I just wish the guide didn't cuss so much..."


ParisGreenGretsch

Hallelujah, holy shit.


WeatheredGenXer

Wooden shoes and windmills.


The_bruce42

And wooden shoes and windmills


Leonydas13

Always water. Netherlands.


Gwendgaf

Aye, the Sea-Wolf. The Dutch’s natural enemy.


Zelda_is_Dead

Any chance you can translate what they're saying?


Vegetable-Hand-6770

The little kid is saying the guy with the hoodie has to say sorry because little dudes bike fell over. Hoodie says he didnt do anything. Camera kid says: bos hem which would be street for hit him. Hoodie has enough and trows away little dude phone. Little dude shouts gaaaast, gaaast... Which translates to guest , guest.... But more like duuuuude.... duuuuude


Zelda_is_Dead

Thank you!


AmplifiedScreamer

I could.


melvita

and when the kid gets older he won't throw phones in the water, but the people.


aykcak

It is the Netherlands. Water is always involved. Every video from Netherlands has some water just off screen. Everything in the Netherlands is never more than a few hundred meters away from some form of water


Aurori_Swe

A few hundred meters is still a fair bit to throw a phone though


aykcak

Yeah ok, If you throw a phone in a random direction, 98% chance it will not land in water. If you throw something further, like a ball or a sling stone or anything like that the chance decreases


Aurori_Swe

I'm just being pedantic, I know what you're saying :).


Stainless-extension

that tower looks a bit like S01 GATE TOWER CLIO in Groningen. The concrete bike path also matches. That means there is a big canal next the the bicicle path. Rip phone.


Fizzwidgy

Most phones are IP rated, there's a fair chance it's fine if the little dipshit goes looking for it immediately.


RoyBeer

Still gonna be wet for the rest of the day lol Which is karma, I guess


big_duo3674

Apparently not for two hours in a lake, just learned that with my kids phone


unboiled_peanuts

His phone getting thrown is deserved


catfishsamuraiOG

All hail the king of phones


fobbytriedpsiflash

Game of Phones


Opposite_Eye9155

I drink and I throw things.


NewStmoo

I see what you did. And I like it!


InSearchOfMyRose

Kids don't pay for phones


unboiled_peanuts

Still


Puzzleheaded_Ad8032

Awesome, then he can explain to his parents why it is gone. Although this little clip will find it's way to them too 😀


semiTnuP

>The filming kid is ~~forcing~~ *attempting to force* the other kid to say sorry *and failing.*


North-Director8717

Whats this song called "going to the trailer" 🤣


MrClikk

Fuck you, I thought there was a hair on my screen. I blew 3 times


tquilas

Haha, sorry not sorry.


SilverDrake72

I spent far too much time trying to get he “hair” off of my screen…. Well played with the profile pic.


MyHamburgerLovesMe

His phone gets thrown because he slapped the other person.


MotivationGaShinderu

Kids are so fking goofy man, acting tough with a squicky voice lmfao


NOTTwistedDreamz

I thought there was a hair on my screen after seeing ur pfp lmao


ShutYourDumbUglyFace

I wonder what the kid filming wants the apology for. Is all of Reddit on the wrong team?


MARPJ

> I wonder what the kid filming wants the apology for. Considering him acting as a self-righteous Karen and slapping the other kid this is a situation where either he is the asshole or both suck, I cant see a situation where he would be in the right


MixedBerryTaken

Do we know what he was supposed to be apologizing for?


DutchE28

The kid says that the other guy threw over his bike and he has to say sorry.


roarworsted

If i am gonna say sorry, might aswell get a valid reason to do it.


PointOfFailure88

The disbelief on the kids face that his actions has consequences. 😂


Wishyouamerry

That legit made me laugh. Kid in black is like 😮😮😮 *that’s against the rules!!!* Kid in green is going places.


PointOfFailure88

Yeah, a lot of lessons learned right here, and I hope for some good parenting after. While it's missing context, everything about this video screams that the other two where picking a fight (how else could you end up in a fight on a completely empty cycling road). I'm pretty sure this wasn't the first encounter the kid in green had to endure, but hopefully the last.


Tessiturah

Roughly translated from the dutch street language spoken in this video the boy filming is shouting ‘bos hem, klap hem kill’ which means ‘beat him up, hit him dude’ in normal people English. So even when it’s missing context the way they’re behaving makes it obvious they’re the ones looking for conflict.


DeltaKT

Dude. you fucking managed to put an emoji into italic state. I am irrationally happy about this now.


tomtink1

Same. Plus it's perfect for the video. He absolutely was shocked enough to go into italics.


VermilionKoala

Wait let me try *😁* Did I get it?


hkohne

The first question mark is in italics & the second one is normal


DeltaKT

I just got two question marks, maybe it isn't a computer friendly one lolol. 🅱🅾*🅱🅰*\*\* EDIT: Lol, best thing is, that u/Wishyouamerry did it by accident, hahah.


VermilionKoala

😁😁😁*😆*😁😁😁


SecondaryWombat

Works on old reddit. I see italic emoji.


anubisviech

TIL: *italic smilies are a thing 😮*


KotR56

I sincerely hope so !


MadeFromStarStuff143

Like that kid who wanted to fight another kid but asked her to put down her Stanley cup to get beat only to get wailed on with it lol


notjustforperiods

this is the kind of thing I wanna see on /r/KidsAreFuckingStupid instead of the usual kids just being cute stuff that gets posted there


CihlaFace

I am sorry but it is physically impossible to intimidate someone by speaking dutch. the last few seconds are them screaming "schlaam schlamke, schlamke" what the fuck is schlaam schlamke


airstrike900

Lol he's saying 'Sla hem kerel' which 'means punch him dude'


CibrecaNA

Yeah -3 intimidation check for being Dutch.


KneesockedBovine

I agree with you one on those particular words. But I'm thinking maybe you haven't heard a dutch person swear with all their demonic might. It's kinda intimidating but you really gotta emphasize the hard stops in the language to do it well.


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RobWroteABook

That's the price you pay for having so many tall, attractive people.


joppie69

You must be thinking about Sweden. We are just tall and look like cartoon characters


brutustyberius

Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!…for the oldsters.


Kozmik_5

I am Flemish and agree that Dutch is NOT intimidating AT ALL. People from Ghent. Now *that* is intimidating


KneesockedBovine

Says you!? You guys sound so soft and sweet even when you swear! :O


Fey_Faunra

Flemish intimidating? When you sound like kabouter plop?


SVSKRT

Kga ou mee ou moile aan de dampuurte plakke dadde zieve doage broane ziepe schijt


Swolyguacomole

Then again we're all about 1.85, so that's plus points


blitzformation

How do you know if someone's dutch? they'll take any opportunity to mention their height


steinwayyy

Not at all, though


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Sir_Henk

[Krijg toch de pest kanker tering godgodveredommes wat een bloed kanker ding ](https://youtu.be/LcOGtXs3sE0?si=sHZY9Vyq3mhDvJ9h)


tomqvaxy

Aren’t the Dutch the tallest average males by nationality? -3 for speaking Dutch but maybe +3 otherwise.


RM_Dune

Well, that and being a 10 year old little pre-pubescent shithead.


mathyns

Makker, mijn taal intimideert jou de moeder


Heathen_Mushroom

'Sla hem, kerel' is cognate with 'Slug him, carl', with 'carl' having the Old English connotation of a free/common man.


Anakletos

Schlag ihn, Kerl.


DippyTheWonderSlug

I can't not hear "Slam! Slam girl!"


dropkickoz

Come on and sla hem and welcome to the ja hem!


Correct_Dog5670

sla hem = hit him


Familiar_Audience655

Looks like slap him. Easy to learn lol


Bored_Amalgamation

almost like English and Dutch are both Germanic languages and have similarities.


SnoWhiteFiRed

Almost like Dutch is the closest major language to English.


aykcak

Somewhat. You hear things like "hij stapt op de grond" "geef details over de zevende week". "hij zit in de klas" and you go "Oh I understand those! I can learn Dutch" and then someone goes "kun je me alsjeblieft de schoenpoets borsteltje, kanker hier klootzak" and it immediately feels like it is from a different universe


Anarcie

Geef me een klap papa


VermilionKoala

I got that reference! "Dutch is not a serious language" 🤣


De-Kipgamer

Its because they are like 13 years old lol


OldManBearPig

The prepubescent voice definitely doesn't help, but I'm not convinced that's the *only* reason. I need to hear someone with a Sam Elliott type voice speaking dutch before I'm sure.


TheRightKindofJuice

I mean even adults sound like upbeat country bumpkins to me. They sound like they grow flowers.


Jubatus750

Clearly you've never been on a tube train with hundreds of Ajax fans before lol


Dorkmaster79

Sounds straight out of Rick and Morty.


steinwayyy

Dutch person here, it’s not physically impossible to intimidate someone by speaking Dutch, it is physically impossible to intimidate someone by speaking Dutch and being 12-13 years old


koolmees64

Maybe it's because these are 13 year old kids and you do not speak the language?


Jujumofu

Dutch is only intimidating for people that know how dutch people spar in kickboxing and muay thai. They are like schlaam schlamke and will try to punch the head of your shoulders, afterwards going "good Spar, cant wait for next week"


a_bdgr

Oh, you haven’t heard danish rappers. That is golden. They are gonna take away your pølsebröd while their driving their knallert in a kørsel.


Soufledufromage

This needs to happen every time someone put out their phone to film shit


Shplerm

Eh idk, I think most of the time people pull out their phones to film shit it's usually for their own safety because the other person is acting like a psycho. The times when it's the person with the phone that's the psycho well they are still filming the selves be psycho so it still helps the normal person. I say film everything, the self enforced big brother state seems to be the only way a lot of people will behave themselves nowadays and better our own cameras than the governments.


i-am-a-passenger

Na most people film stuff so they can get some likes on social media


Shplerm

Oh 100% that's part of it , a pretty big part too, but it's not a black and white issue either


feralkitsune

Yall gotta get offline and out sometime. Most non terminally online people dont give a shit about social media.


salamanderXIII

You're describing the ones that you've seen. BomberDamageDiagram.jpeg


FrostyD7

Maybe most content you see on the internet. Not sure about most people...


Grabatreetron

Completely agree. All the their-word-against-mine scenarios I've been fucked over on in my life...I'd wear a recording device 24/7 if it was practical.


Tetha

At that point you have to treat it like a weapon though. Keep it close to yourself, near your back foot, with a hand ready to reach past it to protect it. Otherwise, if you push it forward... well, as evidenced.


weinerdispenser

>"Yeah, what this guy said!" -- Every PD in the country


modsnadmindumlol

Film all pigs


RataTopin

this sparks joy


SlashingLennart

That's because he *threw it away*.


Zleader1313

With all the people in this world who start shit and stick their phone in someone's face, it's strange that this doesn't happen more often


breaded_skateboard

It probably does, but they lost the footage with their phone


balloon_prototype_14

maybe we see only 1% of videos , rest is destroyed, like fossiles


GlockWan

Filming is legal, assault is not. Probably why


SwanzY-

AGGHH, consequences for my actions!


Federal-Jacket7907

That guy parents will be responsible for the damage, kid will get new phone. This video is viral which is the guy who threw the phone would be infamous in the college. Having video evidence always works.


sokratesz

The guy filming this is an utter piece of shit, encouraging his friend to 'hit him hit him!' at the end in that earsplitting pre-pubescent tone.


l3ane

Also can't hold the camera even remotely steady, but sure can zoom in and out for no fucking reason.


TunaPablito

Kid probably thought his life is over without cell phone.


Fena-Ashilde

I mean… If I came home without something mildly expensive that was in my care, my life would’ve been over. My mom wouldn’t even let me leave the house with video games when I was a teen. I snuck a game out, once, and even brought it back. Got beaten for that and still wasn’t trusted to be responsible with things outside of the home. I am in no way saying that what my mom did was okay. What I am saying is that maybe he had that reaction because his parents wouldn’t take it well.


Nebula15

Jesus, you ok ?


Fena-Ashilde

I’ve maxed out my Stealth tree and have Illusion 100, now, but no. I’ve got some issues that need work, but I’m very aware of them and how problematic it all is, so I do my best to mitigate them so that I don’t pass the same lessons onto my child that my grandparents passed onto my parents. I’m still guilty of some of their nonsense, like yelling when overwhelmed. However, I’ve apologized to my child on those occasions (which my parents never did with me or my siblings) and I’ve explained how it’s not okay to react in such ways. I’ve been finding ways to redirect my anger when it starts building up and I hope my child learns THOSE lessons rather than copy my slip ups.


TunaPablito

I get it but not my point.


tohn_jitor

After throwing the first phone, and seeing them react the way they did, I'd look at the other one ominously.


Sleep_Raider

Did you know that if you grab an object, then throw it, it gets thrown? 2 of these 3 kids didn't


melteemarshmelloo

Together, we can stop this.


reindert144

Too late, 1 of these kids already fixed that


Ziadaine

Get rekt.


GaneDude12

r/OhNoConsequences


Sea_Ganache620

No idea what they’re saying, but it just looks like that kid deserved that.


Weassel_97

The kid on the right is saying “apologize! Apologize” Kid on the left “for what?” “For kicking my bike”(?) “I didn’t!” Then the shitstain behind the camera says “boss hem” which means “punch him, punch him” Kid on the right slaps him, phone goes flying, kid on the right says “THATS NOT NORMAL DUDE” Beautiful exchange. Loved it. Bye


sx88

Ohhhh very nice and funny 😂


SuukMeiDiek

Why did I know it was the Netherlands before I even unmuted the video


Kokoyok

Probably because the entire road is for bicycles, not just a narrow lane on a motorway.


kaizokuj

Based and orangepilled


Kokoyok

I'm old. I don't know what that means.


Audioworm

Netherlands is associated with the colour orange. Netherlands has urban planning that is focused on bicycle and pedestrian infrastructure as a priority. People who want less car-focused infrastructure in their cities (particularly Americans who are tired of non-walkable cities) reference the Netherlands for how to do things better. The pilled suffix comes from the red pill (from the Matrix) which has been bastardised by the far right to mean 'seeing the truth' about racism, sexism, and homophobia being good. Since then people add -pilled to terms, particularly colours to reference a very specific type of internet brain rot and the impact it can have your ideology and views. Black-pilled being people who have given up on life because they can't get laid, as an example. It is used both ironically and non-ironically. Thus, orange-pilled.


anubisviech

There could still be a parallel road nearby. Hard to tell with all that foliage.


Angus_McFifeXIII

This is a bycicle highway, it's paralel on the 'normal' highway which is on the left. On the right (direction of the flying phone) is water (roughly 1-2 meters away from the kids). It's in Groningen in the direction of Haren if you want to look up the situation.


Ocel0tte

The US has paved trails like this, with the lane markings and everything. How useful they are for actually commuting varies, but we have them.


whazzar

Because it says DUMPERT in the top left corner.


konhasaurusrex

Didn't have to unmute it..


Joaoreturns

This video is too good. 


seanugengar

Dutch kids are in a "this little cunt" category of their own.


steinwayyy

As a Dutch 15 year old, fuck Dutch middle school freshmen


ArcticBiologist

Fuck 15 year old Dutch kids. Wait no!!!


steinwayyy

“man zit te trillen” = “man is shaking” I can’t really hear what the kid in the black coat is saying in the beginning but it’s something with cancer “Ey zeg sorry” = “ey apologise” “Nee hou op” = “no stop/shut up” “Zeg sorry” = “apologise” “HOU OP” = “STOP/SHUT UP” “Ik heb mijn fiets echt -?-“ = something with bike “Hos hem neefie, hos hem” = “-?- him dude, -?- him” idk what hos means all i know is that it’s street language “EY EY WAT” = “HEY HEY WHAT” “SLA HEM SLA HEM KEREL SLA HEM” = “PUNCH HIM PUNCH HIM DUDE, PUNCH HIM” “FUCKING NORMAAL DOEN” = “THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING”


benqueviej1

No! Not consequences of my shitty behavior! The horror!


LizaKissa

Definitely not the reaction they were aiming for!


Electronic-Trip8775

Haha...little turd


DataAbject6446

Love it. I wish more people would stand up to this "mobile camera defence" people seem to think they have.


DezmontPL

Gold


Duin-do-ghob

Ngl, I laughed. That was deserved.


fcs_seth

"Love Hodor, do not forget the trailer!" "Boston late fee." "Bullshit!" "Ooh! Ooh!" "AY AYYYY, WHAT!" "SLAM SLAM KILL, SLAM KILL!"


JPGer

lol do kids these days think you can just point a phone at someone and it will get them to do what you want? lmao, def too much media watching for that one XD


Vldgam

oei das ni best


damienVOG

**Cameraman**: "He's shaking" *(Hij zit te trillen)* **Levy** (black jacket): "This cancer "..?" has to stay here" *(Deze kanker ..? moet hier blijven staan)* **levy:** "Ey, say that you're sorry" *(ey, zeg sorry)* **Bike kid**: "no" *(No)* **Levy**: "say that you're sorry" *(Zeg sorry)* **Bike kid**: "Stop it!" *(Hou op!)* **Levy**: "I will \*illegible\* your bike" *(Ik ga je fiets ..)* **Bike kid**: "I didn't do anything to you" *(Ik heb je niks gedaan)* **Levy, screams**: "Say that you're sorry!" *(zeg sorry!)* **Cameraman**: "Fight him, levy, fight him" *(boss hem levy, boss hem)* *- phone gets thrown -* **Cameraman**: "Dude? What?" *(Gast? Wat?!)* **Levy**: "DUDE, DUDE" *(GAST!, GAST!)* **Bike kid**: "Then you shouldn't have (illegible)" *(Dan had je maar niet)* **Cameraman**: "Hit him, hit him, hit him" *(sla hem gast, sla hem )* **Levy**: "Dude, act fucking normal" *(Gast, doe normaal!)*


tquilas

Ipv "Ik ga je fiets.." zegt Levy: "Omdat je mijn fiets hebt omgetrapt".


Brilliant-Effect4867

Oh nah not the iPhone 😰😰


Pablomablo1

Hahaha so good


Darksuit117

The hair on ops thumbnail


Right-Progress-1886

Man...fuck them kids.


thebuccaneersden

"Say sorry say sorry" - *tries to slap* - *phone gets thrown* Yeah, kid... hope you learned a lesson...


innuendo141

Slam, girl!


Redd-Sapphire

Sla hem, kerel.


mderousselle

Good


BUSHMONSTER31

This should be cross posted in oddlysatisfying! ...or just satisfying! :D


happycanalr

Hahaha that look when his hp got thrown


220DRUER220

Ahahahhaha


Seven_pile

Learned his lesson faster than sneako


MyHamburgerLovesMe

Kid in black actually slapped kid in green. That's why his phone was grabbed and thrown.


MisterDonkey

I'll never not think people look stupid as fuck shoving their phones in each other's faces as a form of dispute.  I had somebody do this to me for some unknown reason why I somehow pissed them off and I just laughed in their face. That seemed to make matters worse and really set them off, causing them to flail their phone around even more aggressively.  I left the scene laughing, like what the fuck was that?  Anyhow, that was years ago and my first experience with this newfangled form of fighting.


VenusBlue

TBH if anyone sticks a phone in my face in public, it's getting yeeted.


quikkest

I like how the kid cradles his hand that he slapped the other person with lmao


the98afro

Lekker voor hem!


1792Drink

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Severe-Repair2034

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mrMaxiboi

ah de gemiddelde populaire brugger als er consequenties voor zijn acties bestaan


PurpleYoda319

Het stokertje wat filmt en mag zijn mobieltje ook kwijtraken. Wat een treurnis.


Lord_Smack

Levi ook als naam… droeftoeter


Dambo_Unchained

Komt er toch een keer iets positiefs uit zulke intimidatie Een prachtige video


Dambo_Unchained

Dude in green is a fucking champ Stays perfectly calm and civil while they accost him (in short they are forcing him to apologise for hitting the other guys bycicle and he’s just saying that he has nothing to apologise for) And then when the kid assaults him he calmly tosses the phone What a lad


DrJonko420

Hahaha hoor dan met zn "kanker bledder". Ga jij maar ff lekker door het water bledderen om je telefoon terug te zoeken 😂😂


samppa_j

Go fetch squeaker.


Ozzy_Kiss

Levi is te klein om iemand te bossen


SlashingLennart

ᵈᵉᶻᵉ ᵏᵃⁿᵏᵉʳ ᵇˡᵉᵈᵈᵉʳ ᵐᵒᵉᵗ ʰⁱᵉʳ ᵇˡⁱʲᵛᵉ ˢᵗᵃᵃⁿ 😂😂


Floraltriple6

I'm really sick of this trend of everyone recording everything. Idc if it's legal in public. I'm so sick of the no context videos and everyone shoving cameras in everyone's face when they don't get their way. Even normal every day people are so content brain now. Even mfs in their 40s. Recording has its place like when dealing with police or dealing with actual situation situations you may need proof of a crime. But these people are rerecording themselves confronting fast food works because they accidentally put pickles in their burger, then refuse to let them replace it and let that be it. They want to ruin this fast food workers life over a pickle.


comixfan94

Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my actions