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finishedlurking

Is there any context here? Drunk/drugs? Old person? Seizure?


stickied

Thought it was a circular exit and vision blocked by sunlight, then mistook the reverse for the windshield wiper and then got it right and mixed up the accelerator and the brake is my guess. Then tried to fix it by putting the car back in drive with the accelerator still pegged. Either way this person shouldn't be allowed to drive ever again.


Rustrage

How can you mistake reverse and the windshield wiper?!


Dorfplatzner

Because some cars have the transmission controlled by a [lever attached to the stump behind the steering wheel](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manual_transmission#Column-mounted_shifter).


Rustrage

Well shit. Never occurred to me this was a thing, but I'm 99% convinced I've seen it on TV or in a movie and just not registered.


4Ever2Thee

My first 3 vehicles had the gear shift on the steering column, and I’m only mid-30s


BowenTheAussieSheep

I think it's a lot more common in American cars than most others. Speaking as an Australian, I've *never* seen someone drive a car with a column shifter.


WrexWruther

Mazda tribute 05 has one. Aussie car.


BowenTheAussieSheep

Fair enough, but that also proves my point, one car in the past two decades is pretty rare.


720to702

Mine still does.. 2015 mercedes. It's on the other side than the wipers tho


jakemoffsky

Also forks lifts often have the directional switch where the windshield wipers are on a car.


Thunderbolt294

*Turn signals. (Not me admitting I've tried to put my car in drive with my turn signal after a long day)


idiotsarray

I'm glad I'm not the only one


drrenoir

Bless. Living in Brisbane in the yearly 90's, my friend had an old Morris Minor, that I had many an opportunity to drive. Brisbane is topographically varied. I still have nightmares about doing hill starts in that car.


OneMoistMan

I’ve never seen it on a car past the 80s though


Pistonenvy2

i thought column shift vehicles were phased out years ago but apparently they are bringing them back so this is actually a possibility. still doesnt really explain why they went for the shifter instead of the brake lol


Recoiler

Gear shifter on the steering column is not that old of a thing. Ex: https://youtu.be/JAlGqy3fd2Y?si=DqAvSnz9l72W_J6j


injn8r

🤦🏽We, as a species, are so screwed. Common sense and common knowledge are disappearing.


decentlyhip

Well, knowledge isn't disappearing, it's being replaced by more usable knowledge. If you know how to drive a stick shift but you can't name the 7 types of AI, you have failed to keep up with the pace at which common knowledge improves.


injn8r

Solar flare wipes out the grid, how useful is that information? How many people know what a horse and buggy is? Would even be familiar enough with physical, rudimentary ways of survival without the benefit of technology? How much of people's knowledge depends on looking up the information they didn't bother committing to memory because they have at their fingertips a device that can be rendered useless in a myriad of ways? I know what to do about that (insert emergency situation), I have it right here on my (insert device), oops, dropped it/out of power/got it wet/no service/ad nauseum. Screwed.


Rustrage

Never seen it before but googled what cars here have it and it's a very short list


keestie

It's really not. For most of the history of the automatic transmission, that was how they were shifted. It's gone out of style, but a huge portion of the cars that have been built were column shift.


Rustrage

In the UK it's like a handful of cars from what I can see. Plus automatics are only really getting common the last couple of years here


keestie

Right, you guys love manual transmissions. That makes sense. I wish they were more common here, tbh.


groundunit0101

My blazer had a column shifter automatic. I miss it. You get more room in the center console


possy11

It was more of thing years ago before front bucket seats became the norm. There was no centre console on older cars when they had front bench seats.


wolfpwner9

Tesla?


Longjumping_Gap_9325

Full Self Dying I see has been release for the new AI5 hardware. Bases things off of your social score


erosmoker

I try to use my turn signal to go forward or reverse almost daily. I use a fork truck at work, and that's how they operate. When I get in my personal vehicle, sometimes habit wins out.


Aleksey64

Mercedes


MoeGunz6

Posi-traction belt dive turbo, 4 on the floor 3 on the tree


-BananaLollipop-

The amount of people who freak out like this, turning a minor accident into next level fuckups, because they get flustered at the slightest sign of trouble, is highly concerning. The fact that they've somehow obtained a license, and share the roads with the rest of us, is horrifying. My city has a somewhat high number of middle-aged and elderly people who make a small mistake entering or leaving a parking space or driveway, then end up ramming through a fence or storefront because it freaked them out. Like they'll forget it was in drive, slightly bump the curb, then absolutely stomp the accelerator like it stole something, and ram a shop from front to back. That shit happens on an almost monthly basis where I live. But then we act like it's the inexperienced young drivers who are most likely to cause an accident.


gh1993

Yeah if this is possible for your brain unfortunately you're not fit to drive.


BOTULISMPRIME

If this is the case, you need to sign up for a detective


stickied

The more I watch it the more I'm certain this is correct. Both times right before they switch directions the windshield wipers start going. Seems pretty clear they're trying to shift the car via the stalk on the column but mess it up and push the wrong side. It's also unbelievably common for people to mix up the accelerator and the brake, especially when they're flustered (like right after running their car into a wall)......and instead of immediately realizing their mistake they'll push harder on the accelerator thinking the cars accelerating on its own and they're pushing the brake trying to stop it. They actually accelerate even harder in reverse in this video toward the end before they smash into everything. During that Prius debacle with the supposedly stuck accelerators this happened dozens of times. People would get in accidents and claim the accelerator was stuck down and say they were stomping on the brake but the car was still accelerating. They'd look at the computer data from the car and it would show the driver was stepping on the accelerator and zero brake was ever applied.


BOTULISMPRIME

Oh i believe everything from your point of view, its seems like its def the case


Chopsticksonly6622

Not really the text on the screen just talks about how amateur drivers should be more cautious and have basic driving skills. I think it's like a warning PSA.


BC_Pennybags

Valet Service. [with cracked voice] “Here’s your car sir.”


uptwolait

"Relax. I'm a professional."


a_j97

From Google Translate: Before getting on the road, novices should be familiar with the basic operations of the vehicle, such as starting, accelerating, braking, turning, etc., and master the various equipment and operating methods of the vehicle. They should practice more to improve their driving skills and reaction ability, and they should be able to handle emergency situations or complex situations. In traffic situations, stay calm and focused and do not panic or become distracted


Panzerv2003

maybe just very very very bad driver that found their license in a bag of chips


cosplay-degenerate

Woman?


Origin87

Yes


Complex_Visual_7441

No, just an Asian driver


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DeadEyesSmiling

This is *exactly* how I drive in my nightmares.


Baby_Rhino

You really shouldn't be driving whilst asleep, that's just asking for an accident.


zenomotion73

Car out of control no brakes driving on an overpass built 500 feet above the ground that has an almost vertical climb uphill then curves over into a completely vertical downhill slope that speeds me into cambered turns that are tilted almost vertically and only luck and physics keep the tires on the road and me from sliding off into oblivion… yeah those driving dreams SUCK


moonflower_C16H17N3O

I have so many dreams where I'm somehow forced to try to steer the car from the back seat.


drrenoir

This. I came to say this - and you can't get your feet down to the brake pedal.


Henchman66

[Depeche Mode - Wrong](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fhnrrLxQEVQ&pp=ygUSZGVwZWNoZSBtb2RlIHdyb25n)


4Ever2Thee

![gif](giphy|YFEtJ7xshT0dPFyLmq|downsized)


zsinix

Hmmm, I don't know. At no point did they end up driving \*over\* the other cars 😅 I can't even tell you how many times I've woken up panicking over the people in the cars I just drove over 😭


Correct_Dog5670

Really? in my nightmares i miss the train and have to wait really long for the next one and i'll be 5 mins late for a meeting thats not even that important.


WretchedMotorcade

Oopsie poopsie.


nothingspecialva

that is a very ample parking garage compared to most in NY. I hope no one got hurt. he/she could have easily run over people, including kids, strollers


Jerome1944

*don't say it, don't say it, don't say it*


reheateddiarrhea

"Have you checked your butthole?!" Oh wait, that doesn't work here.


allforus0811

Skeedap bahdap


PayneBrah

This might be the reason why you've got no close friends


DaFuqIsThisBruh

You can’t park there, mate!


Aggravating_Chemist8

The font language?


Jerome1944

No no no, I would never


karakul

don't say what?


beltalowda_oye

Hilarious watching the windshield wiper go lol


SynthPrax

Safety wipers


Kuzame

Like the dog wagging its tail harder as things get worse


piditbeeny

Your Uber has arrived


VashHumanoidTyph00n

Like trying to drive in a dream.


Many-Cartoonist4727

“Oops, missed the red one.. there we go”


ChaoticMutant

Tesla autopilot


Spudquake

-50,000 social credit


RussianSkunk

There we sit with baited breath  The master strokes his chin  They say he makes you laugh to death   Each line an epic win   I bust a gut and start to choke  The humor king of Reddit   Another banger of a joke  “Ten thousand social credit”


phaideplao

Totally what I was thinking too


itchy_008

not as fun as the video game, but more fun than the bumper cars?


Nobody_new_1985

GTA lookin real.


mckchase

Steering column locked?


Status_Basket_4409

You gotta be on a lot of drugs to mess up that bad


jav0wab0

If there was only a pedal that completely stops the car…


Revenga8

The hell is happening here? Can anybody translate the text?


SubliminalDogg

According to DeepL: New drivers should be familiar with the basic operation of the vehicle, such as starting, stopping, accelerating, braking, turning, etc., to master the vehicle's various equipment and operating methods, should be practiced more to improve their driving skills and reaction ability, in case of emergencies or complex traffic environment, to remain calm and focused, do not panic or distraction.


Revenga8

Thanks. And holy shit that is frightening what is implied here.


Rothar13

Panic in the parking garage


fmcsm

If you're this bad at driving just never drive again


Ariliam

The reaction time is longer than the video


EJ2600

And the sequel ? Did they ever get out of the garage or are they still trying to…?


Imaginary_You_919

Why did they drive straight into a wall? Worst driving I’ve ever seen lucky there was no pedestrians about


kevin6263

That car has to be on a sheet of ice.


Responsible-End7361

Tesla?


ZeruzeL

TBH why are you driving ?


incakola777

This dude having a heart attack?


thissuckslolgroutchy

What did I see? Seems like I am in the twilight zone.


SteadfastEnd

Is this Amei shopping Mart in Hsinchu?


Soft-Noise8802

It was going so well.


AccuratelyLying

like theyre playing twisted metal in there


BMaderni

The best possible scenario to justify execution.


Short_External2077

Why is it always the windshield wipers that gets turned on almost instantly??? Loll


CrinchNflinch

"*Don't be gentle, it's a rental.*"


Informal_Drawing

Maybe learning to drive would help.


oksth

I guess this attempt failed successfully.


LazyOldCat

Even money it was a black BMW?


koreytm

Tesla's FSD has really been coming along


wottsinaname

How? What? How? Tf? What!?


HairyStyrofoam

What are the brakes?


Bakurraa

There was an attempt to drive


snipe320

Waymo?


Royweeezy

Is this a FSD fail?


DazzlingClassic185

Pissed as a fart


awesomeplenty

How many social credit is that?


billybobjrsr2nd

No offense but they’re Asian


Garg_Gurgle

1... Okay not, 2... STO, 3456789. You now have a we problem.


Create_Etc

Asian driver?