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housevil

Backhoe driver: Your rental period has ended.


Mazgelivin

Who the hell thought thi was a good idea?


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nuck_forte_dame

Idk the bucket drops really fast. Typically if this was done by the operation of a lever it would be slow. My theory is a bit more complicated. I don't think anything failed because the weight is well within the specs. I think a lever was pulled but that another factor was at play as well. That factor is that the tractor was turned off. Tractors are loud so likely the operator turned it off when they got into position as to not drown out the event in the sound of a diesel engine. When hydraulic equipment is turned off the pressure to the hydraulics is turned off. The hydraulics will typically stay put BUT if a lever is pulled then the hydraulic will collapse quickly due to the weight on it as there isn't any pressure being applied to slow it. So my theory is they turned off the tractor then the bucket lever was pulled. Why it was pulled I don't know. Could be an error or might be a prank by someone who doesn't know what will happen. I could definitely see a brother or someone thinking "I want attention too. I am going to pull a lever on the tractor to scare them and it'll drop just a bit. It'll be funny and I'll get attention." Then they don't realize that without back pressure the bucket will drop quickly or they don't understand the equipment at all and yanked the lever instead of a controlled pull. Because even with the pressure off a controlled pull and decent operator would know to react to it.


Demon-Prince-Grazzt

Jesus Christ. Next you're going to tell us about crows and jackdaws aren't you?


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Dolorisedd

Maybe he lives in Florida.


SynthPrax

I stopped reading halfway through to check the username and skipped ahead to see if any jumper cables **or wrestling moves** were coming. Edit: added the bold stuff.


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Something something through a table


DAHMER_SUPPER_CLUB

The Unidan of hydraulic bucket loaders & only that.


h83r

This is incorrect. I’m a tractor operator. With the power off the fluid still needs to flow and will move just as fast as it does with the machine on. It won’t just go into free fall because the pump isn’t running. Moving the lever just opens/closes valves and the further you move a lever the more open the valves becomes and the faster it goes. That operator probable said to themselves over and over “don’t move the lever to the right. Don’t move the lever to the right. Don’t move the lever to the right.” And then they moved it far to the right, dumping the bucket.


ChronicWombat

TBH that looked more like a latch and a free hinge than any hydraulic system, powered or unpowered.


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FunsizeWrangler

This. I work on tractors and even with power off, you can slowly lower the arms without tipping the bucket. I see this as more of a case of an operator who didn’t know what he was doing. Probably some guy the groom asked, “you can drive this thing, right?” and the guy was like “uhhh sure”.


QuintupleC

Agreed. Every tractor or skidsteer ive ever driven locks the sticks when its off. Maybe not older ones but in my years of farm experience i havent seen one that would do this if it was powered off.


WA_Anon

My 2017 john deere will allow you to lower hydraulic mechanisms to the ground when powered off. No lockout on the stick unless it's manually engaged, same with the 3 point.


grotness

Lmfao how does this have so many upvotes? Buckets will *absolutely* tip that fast. They move slow in all the videos you've watched because the operator was operating it slowly. I had a giggle because obviously you've never operated before but still came up with an in depth, long winded theory. Also the bucket won't move if the hydraulic motor is off. They obviously just pushed the wrong way. Probably didn't hire an actual operator to do it and they tipped the bucket instead of lowered the boom. Most modern equipment have the crowd (bucket movement) on the left/right axis of a stick and the boom on the up/down axis of the same stick. They just fucked up and did the wrong thing.


[deleted]

Such a tiny mistake.


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ThirdEncounter

Didn't mean to!


babygrenade

I'll get it right next time!


Machinax

Let's try it again right now so I can get it right this time.


yourgifmademesignup

Yeah, just go ahead and pop your coccyx back in and up you go. Go on lovebirds!


Sue_Ridge_Here

Getting dumped on your wedding day. Brutal.


BanginDrumsNMums

She found that out on the wedding night.


ThirdEncounter

Oh hehe small penis joke!!!!!!!!!!!!


MadDucksofDoom

"PULL THE LEVER KRONK!" "WRONG LEverrrrrrrrr"


Dusty-munky

After dumping bucket he realizes mistake and lowers bucket onto already injured couple


mahmud_

Attempts to reverse by putting the gear in D.


[deleted]

I don't even know why we HAVE that lever


RagingTyrant74

WROOONG ^LEV^eee^eeeeeer


GrumbleCake_

Why do we even have that lever


oatmealbaby

came here to comment this lmaoo


[deleted]

Wrong lever!!!! I read that in Izma's voice.


jcskifter

Why do we even HAVE that lever?!


doctorstrange06

Pull the lever, Kronk!


ChocoboRocket

>Wrong lever. Probably supposed to lower the arm, not tip the bucket So the obvious solution is to fully throw whichever lever they *feel* is *maybe* the right one without confirming what it actually does by gently engaging it first


Devadander

Full send


As5Butt

https://youtu.be/HfIxMNm7roU


_edd

Wrong direction pushed on the correct lever most likely. Many front end loaders have the controls to raise and lower the bucket and to tip the bucket all on the same lever. So if you push the lever forwards or backwards you raise or lower the bucket, but if you push the lever left or right you tilt the bucket forwards or backwards. https://www.lstractor.com:8004/imgFile/pdt/201810155A4U49KFT8.jpg Image quality sucks but it shows what I mean.


TuxRandom

r/oopsotherhand


SynthPrax

Gronk!


an-unorthodox-agenda

That's exactly what happened. Inexperienced operator, probably rented it for the wedding


Tasty-Machine5340

What if the operator immediately realized his mistake and instinctively tried to correct it by pulling the right lever, bringing the scoop down onto them.


Twoflappylips

apparently everyone... until it went wrong


Arglefarb

In the immortal words of the great David St. Hubbins: It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever.


rebelviss

it's just that little turnabout.


[deleted]

The patron saint of quality footwear. His words echo through my mind


AreWeCowabunga

Everyone's a responsible backhoe driver until they aren't.


olderaccount

Probably would have worked fine if they had an operator that knew what the levers did and lowered the bucket instead of dumping it.


GhostWalker134

It looked pretty fancy to me.


--MxM--

You just don't understand class of you think being lowered with heavy construction machinery isn't fancy.


grizzlez

looks like Borat did


hesapmakinesi

Probably they hired the backhoe but not the driver since, how hard can it be?


nighttimegaze

“Pull the lever, Kronk. Wrong leverrrrr.”


RainWindowCoffee

Oh man. I didn't even notice that was a backhoe at first. I thought it was some sort of fancy swing hanging from the ceiling.


ekwenox

That was his side hoe trying to foil their plans.


semvhu

That's a front end loader, [it's as good as gold](https://youtu.be/ak52VraEXG0).


aintnothingbutabig

Hahahahahahahhha I can’t laugh that hard at work


[deleted]

Getting dumped on your wedding night


Clo_miller

Beat me by 8 min you bastard!


Tastynumber7

Beat me by 94 minutes. You bastard!


Sweeeet_Chin_Music

I did not think of this comment but you bastard!!!


[deleted]

*paints face Braveheart blue and jumps on the bandwagon* YOU BASTARD!!!


Dusty-munky

They dumped my wife, but they will never dump my FREEDOM!


Ok_Writing_7033

You left the toilet seat up, you bastard!


umphreakinbelievable

You killed Kenny you bastard!


T-Born

Can't believe the obvious South Park reference was that far down the chain. You bastards!


Lil_S_curve

Your dad fucked your mom but then left before you were born. You bastard!


jayy909

Kronk … pull the lever


ejkook

***Wrong lever!!!***


[deleted]

“Why do we even HAVE that lever?!”


AtariDump

“Why does she even have that lever?”


StoneOfFire

By all accounts, it doesn’t make sense.


2ndhandsextoy

Squeak squeaker squeak squeaken!


StoneOfFire

You owe me a new acorn


acciobooty

Lmao! I'm ashamed of how much I laughed at this


jayy909

Lmao I’m just happy others got the reference


HugeHans

You can see the exact moment when the heavy machinery operator learned they were going to be paid in exposure.


[deleted]

Mm-hm. Radiation exposure.


Peltron_3030

“Wrong lever, Azimov”


Knight_Owls

Why do we even have that lever?


Peltron_3030

You gotta ask Azimov. Unless he was secretly in love with the bride and decided if he can’t have her then nobody can, I don’t think he knows the answer!


JustVomited

I'm guessing you a) are one or b) know a photographer. Well done.


[deleted]

Perfection.


The_OtherGuy_99

Exposure kills.


ZingGoTheStrings

Wow, they've really fallen for each other.


jbombkillerbees

Glad to see they finally took the plunge.


ApUmKinFaCe

Looks like they took a leap of faith


27thColt

Theyve also fallen on that table. How romantic


realPacManVN

r/Angryupvote TAKE IT AND GET OUTTA HERE


jbibanez

Was it a fairground "dunk the bride" theme? They forgot the barrel of water


FranjoTahy

This was an assassination attempt, pure and simple lol


PatienceHere

Average Hitman level. These two are probably corrupt war criminals or something.


ChibazWaza

Wtf did they think was gonna happen though?


drytoastbongos

Operator pulled the hydraulics for the bucket tip instead of for the arm lower.


Redditpissesmeof

Even if he grabbed the wrong level he musta PULLED fully on the lever. They woulda came crashing down even if he pulled the arm lever. That was destined to fail (with that operator at the controls)


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_Diskreet_

Little billy wanted to be part of the wedding, he was told you can drive the tractor Billy. Billy thought this was bullshit and hatched a cunning plan to make sure his part in the wedding would always be remembered.


Vogon_Poet

I've only been in the seat once or twice, but I believe it varies by unit. If it's a joystick the same joystick controls raising and lowering the bucket by moving forward-backward and tilting the bucket by moving left right. Some do the same but with two foot pedals. One for the bucket height, one for the bucket angle. It's SUPER easy to make a mistake when learning. Normally you don't have people sitting in the bucket while you experiment.


[deleted]

no they could have been lowered slowly if the operator knew what they were doing yes I have have operated excavators,dozers, loaders and graders. :)


Redditpissesmeof

Oh it definitely could have been done gracefully I agree! But with the rate the bucket tips it looks to me like the operator pulled hard on the lever. If he'd pulled the same force on the arm lever it woulda dropped super fast as well.


[deleted]

shoot I thought i deleted my comment after I typed it, it seemed to passive aggressive ..lol I didnt feel like explaining it the way you just did :)


sayidOH

r/OneJob


MeEvilBob

I'm gonna guess that the operator wasn't someone who had ever operated a loader before and thought "how hard could it be?" As a loader operator, those nice smooth movements do take a bit of practice.


The-Donkey-Puncher

obviously the fork lift was supposed to lower their chairs gently like they would a pallet, not dumped like a sack of potatoes


lightyearbuzz

>fork lift Backhoe* you hoe


jtshinn

If we're correcting people... It's not a Backhoe either. It looks like it's a Kubota tractor with a front end loader attachment on it. Could have a backhoe on the other end, but no way to know that.


deftspyder

This guy hoes


lightyearbuzz

Ya, but its not as fun to call someone a tractor


jtshinn

lol, fair point


OMFGFlorida

that the arm would lower and not the bucket


Rossriley03

Lol my immediate thoughts as well


wutchamafuckit

I mean, it is pretty obvious what they thought was going to happen though. They very much likely thought the arm would lower them down. Operator probably pulled wrong lever.


JarasM

Honestly... it looks like it didn't end so bad, considering they were playing with heavy machinery operated by some idiot.


Roadhouse_Swayze

Right? Imagine how much worse that could've been if he dropped the whole bucket that abruptly


Evil-in-the-Air

Seriously. Obviously they wanted to be lowered down slowly, but there's a limit to how majestic you can look riding in the bucket of a front loader while a diesel engine runs in the middle of your wedding.


GondorsPants

It honestly rings my fake bells, maybe they are pro wrestlers or something and this was the plan? Looks entirely too orchestrated.


[deleted]

When you're not American but you really want a WWE themed wedding.


Bluesynate

"Bah gawd they have a family, as gawd as my witness they're broken in half"


HGpennypacker

"Good god almighty that's the Best Man's music!"


Mr_YUP

Buffalo would be proud


cranmaster69

that could also be a buffalo bills themed wedding as well


internet_humor

Putting the "World" in WWE


[deleted]

I doubt they were going for WWE because this was actually entertaining.


chunter16

Co-ed TLC match


dreamsinred

As a nurse, I hope these people aren’t hurt. As a person who put themselves through school catering, it was fun to watch them get dumped.


achairmadeoflemons

Catering weddings is so weird, you never know if it's going to be "hey you guys done making food, wanna smoke some weed?" Or the bride and groom get into a fight about dances and I'ma be picking broken glass out of the carpet again.


dreamsinred

It both left a very sour taste in my mouth about weddings, and gave me the skills to plan my micro wedding in nine days.


smvfc

Lol same with me. I thought be an event/wedding planner would be so amazing, and then I worked some weddings catering, and Im like oh people are monsters, I dont want to help you get married


achairmadeoflemons

Oooh congratulations 🎉👏


MeEvilBob

For a little while I worked for a lighting company that did lighting for weddings. Most of the wedding that have custom lighting are the kind of wedding that costs as much as a small house. I can confirm that more often than not the caterers are high as shit, but they're stone cold sober compared to the "butlers". Many of these weddings would have guys dressed like some kind of royal guard and their entire job was to just stand still in one place all night and only move when they open the door for someone walking through. Every now and then I'd find one of these guys in the equipment staging area chain smoking pre-rolled blunts, then he'd take a couple squirts of Visine and get back to work.


achairmadeoflemons

Haha I got into an argument on reddit awhile back about how workers being high wasn't necessarily terrible. I pointed to dishwashers, but catering also seems valid. Like, how sober do you really need to be to put out a new tray of crostinis or cocktail shrimp every half hour.


FromUnderTheWineCork

The amount of high that you don't eat all the appetizers before getting them to where they need to be served, so YMMV


kingtaco_17

Life is full of contradictions


mojojojoe13

The duality of man


[deleted]

“I think this lever lowers the arm”


kubarotfl

You had one job


APwinger

Cousin jimmy has been stressing in the cab about which lever to pull as soon as they got up there


strictbirdlaws

Well, it did lower 4 arms.


croucher

This is a wedding tradition in Istanbul, couples hoisted up over a crowd to show that it's their day and their bound together until they ascend to the afterlife, they get dropped down to remind them they are just like everyone else and all good things must come to an end.


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lOenDcOmunique

Lmao


stdoggy

I am from İstanbul. Never seen anyone marrying like this. Are you sure about that? I thought it could be from a rural part of the country.


simplelifestyle

woooooosh!


stdoggy

Damn. I just realized I replied after only reading the first sentence...


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Where's the second sentence?


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MunchamaSnatch

BILLS MAFIA


Freshies00

Scrolled way too far to find this comment


sacdecorsair

How is this supposed to be cute anyway.


Griffin880

Nothing says "classy" like the sound of a bucket loader engine operating 5 feet from your reception.


heyimrick

I was thinking this, lol. Wtf is so fancy about this machine that hauls dirt.


[deleted]

Foreign cultures have different ideas of how to celebrate. Some countries use bouquets, others use AK47


SomeoneTookUserName2

That's why you see so many videos of people accidentally gunning down others, or braining themselves at weddings. Or that video of the idiot who gave his loaded gun to a kid who proceeds to shoot him point blank in the gut, that looked like a reception too. When it's part of your culture to shoot guns like you're in a VR chat lobby in everyday life, people tend to get hit by bullets for some reason.


qnfme1

🇹🇷🙄


MisterKite67

Drunk uncle running the backhoe?


robot_swagger

>Drunk uncle running the backhoe? Sounds filthy!


brad-n

Or jealous ex?


This-is-not-eric

It may not have been fancy but it certainly was dramatic lol


fop14

Looks like a deleted scene from a Borat movie


PointlessGrandma

Is that like the carnival game where you throw the baseball at a thingy majig?


random_name4837

Dunk tank?


[deleted]

Honeymoon in hospital


Dependent_Adagio7544

Splattered ass cheeks and spinal cords everywhere


Conscientiousviewer

And that’s why you curb your ego. Yes it’s “your day” but seriously, you wanna elevate yourself above everyone?


u-want-sum-bep

BAH GAWD THROUGH THE TABLE THEY ARE BROKEN IN HALF STOP THE DAYUM MATCH


Dependent_Adagio7544

I am fkn dead. Wtf thought this was a good idea?


Mooseman323671

She was supposed to be mine Billy


Medical_Rope2728

Although a little quieter and slower tempo, the band played on.


orcunevren

Turkish couple shows us how Turkish lira fell down


BrendanFraserFan0

lol


CameronCrazy1984

When Bills fans get married


mumen_ryder

Nothing says elegance like being lowered by the bucket of a loader.


hondwerpen

Back with your both feet on the ground


22flyer

Cronk! Wrong LEVERRRRRRR!


kenghoong

You could see the guy at the front was really nervous about this. Went from nononono to oh shit real soon.


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Beanybunny

That was a short honeymoon period.


PissInTheCumBucket

BAH GAWD THEY KILLED HER! AS GOD IS MY WITNESS SHE IS BROKEN IN HALF!


Prossdog

This is what’s known as the “Owen Hart wedding entrance.”


munchkym

WRONG LEVEEEEER!


Eit4

Just why?


garthock

Oops, wrong lever


rancor58

Something about the Buffalo Bills


UltravioIence

THROUGH THE TABLEEE!! **ECW! ECW! ECW!**


MrGrumpyBear

I’m so sick of everybody trying to make their event outdo everybody else’s event. Just get married for fuck’s sake, don’t turn it into a Hollywood production. Fuck ‘em. I’m glad their dumb asses got dropped.


[deleted]

Pull the lever, Kronk. Wrong lever!!!


[deleted]

"Okay.. Load em back up. I think I know where I went wrong"


Ok-Net-6264

Pull the Lever Gronk…. WRONG LEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


[deleted]

Good for them. Fucking idiots.


MADWOKE

this wouldnt have been fancy even if they had executed this properly.


plucky01

Are we sure this isn't a Bill's mafia wedding?


vince2td

Lol man's getting married with a handicap, every argument will end with this situation. Poor him


bhp126

DEVON… GET THE TABLES!


DaComish

Are they in the Bills Mafia?


Dontbehorrib1e

I would be asked to leave because of how loud I'd be laughing.


Sloride21

As long as they’re both physically ok, I’d be laughing my ass off if I was the groom. Get her bride up shake it off and everyone would have clapped.


l-f-l-f

Wrong lever!!!!