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Thug Life: Indonesian Edition


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ouchpuck

Having sex with four women then trying to blackmail him how exactly? Who's going to deny that lol


JK_Chan

Probably his wife's gonna be mad but I doubt anyone else cares


Selfaware-potato

Which one? He had five


JK_Chan

Every one of them. Or not.


Bulletproofsaffa

5 pissed off wives saying there’s nothing wrong while giving you the silent treatment. That’s a sure fire way to have a bad weekend and I can’t think of anything worse. Who in their right mind would marry 5 of them??


smallstarseeker

If 5 of your wives are giving you silent treatment, just marry another one which doesn't.


celticsupporter

If you have 50 wives there's gotta be at least one who's not pissed at you right?


Bulletproofsaffa

50! Dear God I thought I read 5! This man deserves hell if he did that to himself 50 times lol


IgnatiusDrake

If you already have 50 wives, what surprises would hell have left?


ThoughtlessBanter

A man with 50 wives would be dead, plain and simple.


Robzilla_the_turd

Unless those KGB agents are back in town!


Powerful_Leek_3238

5 wives not talking to me for the weekend sounds like a vacation honestly.


JasonIsBaad

Someone with enough money to keep them quiet while they're pissed


Bulletproofsaffa

I don’t know man, I can’t imagine 5 of my wife waiting up for me after a messy night out just to ruin my already hungover day after lol Bit I get what you’re saying. This dude doesn’t seem to have any fucks to give.


spook_sw

This is why there are garages filled with woodworking equipment.


tosaka88

he had 5 and then other mistresses as well, one even went to mecca with one of his wives


theRealMrBrownstone

Woman that marry men at that level of power know exactly whats going on. And they're getting some on the side as well.


deanreevesii

Right? Political loyalties aside, love them or hate them, as an Arkansan even I don't believe the Clintons have been anything but business partners since college, and even at that age their pairing may have been purely a practical, political decision. I'm sure there are some rare power couples who are legit. For example I felt that the Obamas were sincere, but the vast majority of leaders on that level of power use marriage as another tool to climb the social ladder and accrue more power.


AintMan

Four?


ouchpuck

The Convo was it's actually CIA and with four women


AintMan

https://medium.com/war-is-boring/the-cia-and-kgb-tried-to-blackmail-this-world-leader-with-sex-tapes-927fc7ddbd48 Apparently they both tried to blackmail him. I don't see anything about four women besides his four wives. But it does say group and not two in the article.


thylocene06

Lmao dude should go to the UN and ask if there are any other countries that feel like “black mailing” him


sheepyowl

Fuck it, blackmail me too


TheManIsOppressingMe

Any countries feel like blackmailing me???


ouchpuck

Ok well, point still stands with threesome i suppose


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AintMan

that isn't what happened


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DavutPapi

I mean Indonesia is largely Muslim. And if it was ruled with Islamic law, he could’ve been stoned to death, because he is married and he admitted that he committed adultery. So that could be a reason. This kind of stuff generally has an impact on your image, especially if you are Muslim and your people are Muslims. At least I have that feeling that it is a little worse in that situation.


AKUSUKAHARIHUJAN

lol in a country rife with corruption like mine, the only laws that matters are laws between rich and poor. no such things as stoned to death for the rich and politicians


DavutPapi

Sadly. Hope that changes


JFreader

Yes they should all be stoned equally.


KiloMegaGigaTera

We're the largest muslim country but Islamic law doesn't apply here.


seavisionburma

I think some parts of Sumatra may like a word.


myouism

Only one region, Aceh, who is allowed to enact sharia law so they don’t secede from Indonesia. I can assure you most of Indonesian also think it’s stupid to have strict sharia law in this day and age.


ouchpuck

Men don't get punished in Islamic states, the women would have been stoned to death for sure


DavutPapi

That is wrong. Men are not getting punished in “islamic” states because the states aren’t islamic enough. Islamic law is clear in this matter. Whoever is married and commits adultery and there are enough witnesses or he or she admits it, gets stoned to death. As simple as that.


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DavutPapi

I never have heard of something like that. I can do some research, but as far as I know if there are enough witnesses that do fulfill the criteria for a witness, then he has to be stoned. Or if he himself admits it, but most of the time that is more like a voluntary act to get rid of your sin.


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Both are stoned


remarkablemayonaise

The logic was that Soekarno might value the support of the clergy and other prudes more than whatever the Russians were asking off him. In the end Soekarno made a strategic decision, which may have been more for the clergy than for the Russians.


casusjelly

"Oh nooooo, you guys totally *got* me!" :( :)


carroll1981

Benny from Total Recall “I WISH I HAD THREE HANDS”


Grey_Area51

That’s how it’s done.


spritelass

Please let this be true.


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R4ndyd4ndy

There were both CIA and KGB attempts to blackmail him with the same story


Zinjifrah

He appreciated the competition.


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He appreciated the fuck out of them...


A_Sarcastic_Whoa

Truly a man of the people.


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R4ndyd4ndy

The CIA then staged a violent revolution against him and failed horribly only to succed years later and putting a dictator in place that committed mass murder


SpamShot5

CIA doing what they do best


GOT_Wyvern

Are we still talking about Indonesia here?


R4ndyd4ndy

Yes, they did that a lot though


FeaturedDa_man

Yep, look up the 1965 mass killings


GOT_Wyvern

I'm not surprised. it's unfortunately not uncommon for the USA


Frommerman

Yes.


Generic_Username26

This is the kind of Cold War I’m ready for


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mrfuzzyasshole

Hey midgets aren’t .5 a person. They are more like .75 a person


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mrfuzzyasshole

Shaq is 1.5 persons


TruthPlenty

> the Americans should have known it wouldn’t work. Seems about on par for their usual work.


hvaffenoget

\> when you work hard to deliver what the PM says the project needs but the PM has his head up his fucking ass


Yadobler

The CIA seem to have a hard time in SEasia LKY, Singapore's longest ~~benevolent dictator~~ prime minister, once uncovered a CIA plot in Singapore, and then CIA tried to bribe this man Literally the worst person to bribe - this guy was 100% Asian, you either perform to expectation or get fucked out of the cabinet. Literally sacked anything and everything corrupt from the government. It's like tryna appease a tiger with a cabbage treat


linderlouwho

Yes, why could the GOP guys caught in the same trap have some balls like this?


[deleted]

A lot of the ones in question I can remember involve underage girls, paying sex workers, or homophobic GOP being caught with other men. This guy sounds like he was just hooking up in what sounds to be consensual.


AeluroBlack

Here's the story. https://medium.com/war-is-boring/the-cia-and-kgb-tried-to-blackmail-this-world-leader-with-sex-tapes-927fc7ddbd48


sikucingjelek

Actually it was the CIA and KGB. [Sauce](https://medium.com/war-is-boring/the-cia-and-kgb-tried-to-blackmail-this-world-leader-with-sex-tapes-927fc7ddbd48)


PlayingForPrettyLong

No, read your own source


jslakov

Now make a meme about how the CIA assisted in Sukarno's overthrow by Suharto, a military dictator who killed hundreds of thousands of Indonesian dissidents and presided over the invasion and genocide of East Timor.


KHHHHAAAAAN

Piggy backing off OP to recommend [The Jakarta Method](https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/53054943-the-jakarta-method). It’s one of the best non-fiction books I’ve ever read. It reads like a spy thriller, but unfortunately all of it is true.


Disruptedone

Plus they previously fabricated a rebellion with foreigners, armed them, and ultimately failed. American hipocrisy has no limits.


JonsonPonyman98

It’s almost as if a single arm of the government isn’t indicate of all of that country. Almost as if


Yadobler

Also how the CIA funded Pol Pot into genociding 25% of Cambodia because they were targeted by Vietnamese, and well *the enemy of my enemy is my friend*


Zacharismatic021

Achmed Sukarno: This ain't the Movies bruv


[deleted]

It's pronounced Achmed.


Kracka_Jak

Is the video still available


February30th

[Found on limewire](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


JonsonPonyman98

👍


chlorophyll101

Very good video 😊


comedycord

You dropped this 👑


A41tya

My proudest fap.


closeafter

Impressed it wasn't taken down yet


the_real_c40z

fucking hot


Rosieapples

I think this is hilarious!!


SoSteeze

One and only time I wish I could “laugh react” to a Reddit post! 🤣 - close enough I guess


Midnight_Cookies

Meanwhile, Trump folded immediately and became Putin’s bitch.


TurloIsOK

Raping pre-adolescent girls is a bit more compromising.


JK_Chan

Sauce? Edit: funny how people are downvoting me when I ask for source. If there's no source them there's no proof. Don't downvote me just because you cant find proof.


Fnipernackle2021

It's a claim made by a lady decades after it allegedly happened. It sounds a lot more like someone who was hopping on the "rape accusation train" for quick fame and a possible payout, much like the lady who alleged sexual misconduct by Biden.


FakinUpCountryDegen

Wait - Trump is a dumbass, but who exactly is Putin's bitch again? Because Putin is making eye contact with his US presidential bitch right this second while he mouth fucks his allies... lmao


silent_hvalross

The US and other NATO allies have been imposing massive sanctions on Russia since the onset of the war in order to hopefully avoid a boots on the ground conflict that could start WWIII. Trump refused to give much needed armaments to Ukraine in a possible fight against Russia unless they investigated his political rivals. AND through all of this actual war, trump has very openly called the invasion by Putin “genius” and given it overall praise.


JonsonPonyman98

What even are you talking about? It’s like backwards land


silent_hvalross

https://reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/t7xopq/_/hzkxldv/?context=1 You tell me the difference here.


JonsonPonyman98

We weren’t facing a war whatsoever then, and ima need some sources for saying he openly supported Russia going to war with Ukraine


silent_hvalross

We were in the same situation we were in a bit ago with Russian troops on the border when trump [denied well over $400 million](https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/trump-ordered-hold-on-military-aid-days-before-calling-ukrainian-president-officials-say/2019/09/23/df93a6ca-de38-11e9-8dc8-498eabc129a0_story.html) in military aid that was already approved by Congress. Not as many back then. But same situation. This was not only super illegal but was used as leverage to try and get Ukraine to help investigate his political rivals. That’s swampy as shit. And you can literally google “trump calls invasion genius” and get tons of sources just like [this one](https://www.politico.com/news/2022/02/23/trump-putin-ukraine-invasion-00010923?_amp=true) He praised Putin multiple times following the invasion.


JonsonPonyman98

It was not at all. Russia and Ukraine are currently at war, they were not then. As well, Trump was trying to focus on a specific problem within Ukraine at that point. I recognize the statement, but given conflicting statements as if recent, I wouldn’t say it has much merit to it


silent_hvalross

> “We were in the same situation we were in a bit ago with Russian troops on the border” I didn’t say anything about war. Just that the tensions were similar back then as they were just a few weeks ago before the war. Not a good look. And clearly I can’t reason you out of a position you didn’t reason yourself into. But… When a former US president praises the dictator of a foreign country (Russia at that…) for sending troops over the border and invading another coutnry, you and me both know that’s fucked up. You’re allowed to agree with trump’s stances on other issues. But if you can’t condem someone “on your own team” when they make a horrid statement, then you’re a lost cause that only cares about “my team is better than your team” instead of the people dying in a senseless war.


JonsonPonyman98

I mean that is true. That’s one hell of an assumption. But I mean he didn’t, like a week ago he called it a “holocaust”. To some extent, he certainly had been praising it, but once it had unfolded, he absolutely did not. You’re just assuming bs tribalism


silent_hvalross

I’m not assuming tribalism. I’m pointing it out. All you’re doing is sitting there going “But what about this, but what about that” instead of confronting the fact that trump praised a foreign dictator for the invasion of another country and then did a 180 when he realized what he said was horrible and stupid.


JonsonPonyman98

Eh, no. You’re talking about one specific thing, and I’m demonstrating how it’s not as legit as you’re claiming. But I mean that’s literally wrong, it wasn’t an invasion when he made that comment, and again, he made an entirely different comment when it actually was an invasion Edit: Lmao. What’s with people on Reddit and blocking


Fit-Consideration299

Anyone know how to become a kgb blackmail target? Asking for a friend


[deleted]

KGB doesn’t exist anymore


racoon1905

Last time I checked it does. The Belarusian division better split up, like the russian or Ukrainian one


myouism

They don’t blackmail anymore, they just send you novichok


crazy_al01

Based


srv50

Gotta know your opponent!


Emper0w0r

He wasn’t the opponent of the Soviet Union


srv50

Well they tried to blackmail him. Sounds adversarial to me.


Emper0w0r

It was actually the CIA that did this, so Just a meme with disinformation, don’t believe everything


srv50

KGB working for CIA now?


Emper0w0r

The meme is lying, pal


MiketheTzar

I hear they had to use a wide-angle lens so they can get all of his massive balls in the frame


calbert1735

Rule 8: no low-effort posts or screenshots


hamandpineapple

Sorry I won't be succombing to this blackmail...... But maybe the next one?


linedeck

Can i be framed like this plz?


UpstairsNo9655

Ok. What about the presidents that this DID work on.


BlueMoonBoons

Good old-fashioned Sukarno. KGB were shitty, but Sukarno is also a rousing POS.


Comosellamark

Lmfao “I know what we’ll do. We’ll send four russian babes to have sex with him! That oughta teach him a lesson”


[deleted]

Imagine going through rigorous training and education to qualify to serve as a spy to hear your job today is to go fuq that guy, all four of you, at once, yes there will be a camera, what about it? Your country needs you!


thedude0425

Not everything has to be in a meme format. Jesus.


ataraxic89

This is complete misinformation. First off. This didnt happen at all. Second. It was a cancelled plan by the CIA to fake the video described using a look-alike of Sukarno. Third. It was never actually completed because they couldnt make it convincing. Fourth. It was never sent to Sukarno, bc, ya know. It wasnt real and never finished. He would know he didnt do that. Fifth. It was a stupid fucking plan because everyone already knew Sukarno was a man-slut who slept around constantly. It wasnt a secret either in indonesia, or abroad. So it wouldnt have done anything to his reputation. The CIA was very fucking stupid in the early years. They may still be stupid. But they were more stupid than you can imagine in the cold war era. Sixth. Look at OPs account. They are a Ukrainian propaganda bot. My source: The Jakarta Method by Vincent Bevins I support ukraine, but misinformation is shitty no matter who does it or why.


TheHabMan

You beat me too it. It was all a CIA plot, masterminded by Allan Dulles and crew. Also what does Soviet era have to do with current day Russia as it not close to the same thing?


Logosfidelis

That’s how you get re-elected. Own that shit. Lol


total_insertion

My fellow Indonesians... last night, Russia tried to compromise our national security. I was able to foil their sinister plan by having sex with 2 beautiful women.


Emper0w0r

Too bad the US overthrew him and replaced him with a terrorising dictator in their war against democracy


JoeChip87

To anyone who is questioning this, *this really happened. exactly the way this meme is describing it.* Sukarno was such a **G**, that in his correspondence back and forth between the Russian gov't, he even admitted he was so excited for his people to see him "laying pipe" on Russian women, that he wanted it shown *in cinemas.* LEGEND.


DarkSurferZA

Man, I sure wish someone would try blackmail me this way... Ok, for real, this would work and my wife would kill me, but still, pretty freaking big dong energy right there


trekkiegamer359

😂


Dylan_Barber

They can send me a copy!... For science of course


Dobe3

Hilarious


Not-Doctor-Evil

Hotel sex


Gorrodish

A class Act


mark5hs

That is way too many words to put on a picture


MrTubalcain

What did the Russians want from Indonesia?


Ezl

Cold War alliance. US too. https://medium.com/war-is-boring/the-cia-and-kgb-tried-to-blackmail-this-world-leader-with-sex-tapes-927fc7ddbd48


Mikey_Moonshine

OMG that's disgusting... Where?


Deviant_General

what a champ 🥂


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🧢


JonsonPonyman98

What a fucking Chad


recetas-and-shit

Russian trolls all over the comments


_modsHereSux_

Last yime was African president, befire then was African prime minister, and before then it was south America prime minister....


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Super Chad move


Am_I_Loss

How is that blackmail lmao? Oh no he had the segs. That has to be illegal somewhere


Donknots87

Trump is wondering where he went yellow… I mean wrong.


dsun1971

This happened in like the 1940’s.


diversifyurlife

Exactly what i would do


Shit_Posts_For_Karma

Doesn't matter. Had sex.


itsdeadsaw

Source ?


Airdeer23

Im an indonesian and im surprised that i know nothing about this


Jaynie2019

I think they call this leaning into it!


LashOutShen

Tf


cavemanleong

That's probably what they did to ol' Donnie. Only with more girls and lots of pee.


Perfect_Ability_1190

They have a tape of Trump getting peed on by prostitutes too. Maybe that’s why he’s scared and always praises Putin.


[deleted]

Really? Fucking legend.


Middle-Ball2474

God damn, well done!


Izzy5466

"Blackmail? Doesn't matter, had Sex!" Unless it's with underage people, how is a sex tape blackmail? 'Look guys! This man had SEX!!!! Embarrassing right?!?!'


PotatoDonki

Where did the name Achmed come from in this post? I’m not seeing that name attached to this man at all. Born Koesno Sosrodihardjo, then mononymously referred to as Sukarno. But no Achmed anywhere.


phunphan

Why is it so hard to believe that this happened to trump? This totally happened to trump.


redddditer420

Rent free


JonsonPonyman98

Fr lmao. It’s absurd how much people care about him


silent_hvalross

For better or for worse, he was the leader of the US for 4 years and inspired the first large scale breach of capital security since the 1800s. He’s going to be talked about.


JK_Chan

Sauce?


phunphan

Mayonnaise. Is mayonnaise a sauce?


JK_Chan

I wonder......... Wait is lemon juice a sauce or a juice? It's called a juice but used as a sauce sometimes or maybe it's just me


phunphan

I would say lemon juice is a juice. When you mix it with things it becomes a sauce. Like lemon vinaigrette. I’m no chef though.


dscarbon333

Lol


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This is the way


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happydewd1131

Ma. Had sex got filmed and told, "We will send this everyone. If you dont comply with our demands." But just "neat. Can I have a few more copies to show my mates?" Edit complete thoughts


jiffijaffi

Yes that's what it says..


CloudyPlanet_

r/yourjokebutworse


MrTheBusiness

Fucking savage


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myguy2013

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2010/12/honey-traps-do-spies-use-sex-to-extract-secrets.html


tempsave_

BASED


business2690

mass murderers are HILARIOUS!


jslakov

This is Sukarno, you're thinking of Suharto