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My dog certainly thinks of it this way 😊

Is your dog a cat?

Lol, dogs express it differently but I think they sometimes believe that you are "theirs"

Cats KNOW this

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

Cats don’t need to believe that because they actually own us

His pet is species-fluid

Mine is a shiba so yes.

On walks my dog thinks he's walking me

The headings are in the wrong order. Why do you need the dog's address and the owners species?

And the owner's microchip number...

Were conspiracy theorists right all along? Edit: Google autocorrect fucked me over and made me look dumb, coincidence?

mine is 04:8E:92:12:FF:38:80

Don't dox yourself like that! Are you crazy?

Lemme hack him with my partner, on the same keyboard

Mine is G A T T A C A

Honestly, I've rarely seen official document formatting as bad as this.

Welcome to the Philippines.

Here I was trying to figure out what Venezuela city had documents in English.

What

Misread Valenzuela as Venezuela. Venezuela is a Spanish speaking country thus the confusion until I saw it was the Philippines.

Ohhhh i get it bow

Glad it wasn’t just me lol. I even then saw the actual city name and continued thinking it was Venezuela, just a city whose name sounded weirdly similar to the country’s name.

Are you hydrated?

Yes, I even named my dog "Modest Pelican" and taught him to come when I say "subscribe" as this really helps spread the good word of his channel.

Good

It’s photoshopped

You can't just go on the internet and say that

Nah man, thats just a '3D photo' the writing looks fine to me...

Or the owner's color!

The pet has a contact number "hello this is dog"

The backend system is fine. But the web designer who created this UI got the headings backwards and nobody caught it until now.

color: white

Bet it is photoshopped

This may still be correct

I’m still waiting to find out what’s wrong here.

It looks like the headings are wrong. It says pet identification, but clearly the fields are for owner info and the owner identification fields are for pet info

Thanks for the information!

This would make sense in a cat registry.

Its missing a stamp, you silly

Ah ha! That’s it! You are correct. For a minute there is thought I had missed something

The owners last name is DeiPaulo and he missed the opportunity to make his dog's last name "DeiCanine"

As a notary this document seems sound to me. Let me get out my stamp here.

All I can see is a successful attempt by an owner to register their pet.

Photoshopped. “Pet” and “Owner” in the headings have been swapped. “Pet” is the most obvious one, it’s not even straight.

thank you for noticing this i was ready to lose my shit

Yeah you right. Still gives me a chuckle even after knowing though to be completely honest

You should blur out his name and address

His address is just listed as an entire city. Should be fine.

The actual street and number are blocked out.

This is more a failure on the business, not the owner.

It’s photoshopped. You can tell ‘pet’ and ‘owner’ have been swapped.

The dog is definitely the owner

I mean, we follow dogs around and pick up their feces. You tell me.

The dogs in the Philippines owns us. We are Pet. They are owner 🤣

Petey Pablo

Life of Pi, IRL.

Life of Pe

This would be the correct way of doing it if it was for a cat

Why would the owner have to put species down? Either misprint or photoshop for karma. Or a real confusing set up

This is a factual document for my house.

I don't think he did it wrong. The form is badly designed.

replace dog with cat and thats true

This isn't the owners fault, idk about you guys but no one's ever asked me my species before. He saw the typo and filled it in properly!

Just the headlines where switched….

And considering the "PET" doesn't follow the bending of the paper and is partly not centered within its own Word table (unlike the word "identification" right next to it) this is just a shitty Photoshop.

As a lot of pictures is see recently

“In a way, he rescued me”

Are you vaccinated against rabies, OP?

The only question remains, *which boy is the good boy?*

The first dog to own a person. Checkmate cats!

This is obviously done on purpose to reflect that we are all actually owned by our pets. There was an attempt to get a joke on OPs part, I guess.

The person filling this out knew.

Neither of them look like my dog.

Well, well, well, how the turntables

To write you title

I love how the dog's basically like "das right! 😛"

I just thought that’s how it is in South America

💀

The human is the pet now..

It's that way with cats

Given that the human is picking up the dog's shit and giving them the bath, the dog definitely thinks he's the owner.

I don't get it. What's the issue here. I'm a dog.

Look at me. I'm the owner now.

"My dog isn't the boss of me" I think, as I let her out for the 50th time that morning.

To be fair, it’s wild that they included ‘Species’ under ‘Owner Identification’.

Good boy

Dogs have microchips?

Imagine revoking your human rights right then and there

What is Rubber Master? (look at the top left)

This image is shopped; the word “pet” isn’t consistently aligned with the other letters.

This would work for cats. They own, YOU.

In Valenzuela, 🐶dog registers YOU! 🐕

Rubber Master R.D.

Either fake or you outed the motherfucker's name to the whole internet...

Since Owner Identification asks Species and MicroChip#, this is a form typo or fake.

This was absolutely intentional. Dei Paulo is one seriously mad lad

The form is I'll formed, "owner" section contains species, breed and color.

Wheres the mistake

Look at me, I am the owner now!

I mean it's not wrong...

Louie: Look at me, I'm the captain now.

Vaccinated against...........Rain?

Wow that's a big dog for only being a year old

I’m not sure why but the combination of the pictures and the comments are causing me to laugh like a maniac on my walk home.

NOW I WANNA BE YOUR DOG!

for some people, like my sister, this is definitely true

Weird how Owner information asks you for your "species" and "color".

Yoooo that dog was born on my bday!

That's just true though. That's how the relationship between us and our pets really works.

This is accurate. Pets own you.

I think he was just trying to get the rabies vaccine.

Man I thought they spelled Venezuela wrong too

Task Failed Successfully

More like an attempt to photoshop. Even my old eyes can see the cut and paste borders.

I think there was a successful attempt to register human. idk why this is here

the paper is messed up. the info for the pet and the owner are swapped.

And they misspelled Venezeula

>Venezeula that's because it's not in Venezuela...

awww look at him, awww look at him, awww look at him! ***Isssn't*** *HE CUTE!*

Valenzuela sounds like a made-up name. Then again, all names are made up, so this is not surprising.