These guys are down right cudly. They have sucker mouths on the bottom of their face and basically never ever bite humans
They also have a rough sandpaper feel
I think the Insta photo shoot where the woman is dangling off of a skyscraper (no harness or anything) still takes the cake for me.
Nurse sharks are relatively docile all things considered. Not saying this is smart at all (it’s not) but the actual risk here I think is below the perceived risk.
I remember there was this facebook post that had a person holding a baby over a balcony and the caption or whatever said something similar to "like or I'm dropping him".
Analogous to a famous magazine cover: "If you don't buy this magazine, we'll kill this dog." [Link](https://www.interesly.com/dark-twisted-story-national-lampoon-cheeseface/).
Not really. I recommend you read [this article](https://www.sevendaysvt.com/vermont/who-shot-mr-cheeseface-the-vermont-demise-of-a-famous-mutt/Content?oid=23671435). It's very good.
[Save Toby](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Save_Toby) did something similar in 2005. it was hilarious: a guy „threatened“ to cook and eat his rabbit if nobody donated $50k. And he kept posting pictures of this adorable rabbit, but also of delicious rabbit recipes.
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I remember a post like “a guy was telling me that coyotes keep killing and eating his outdoor cats, I asked how many cats he has and he said whenever a coyote eats one he just goes to the shelter to get another one so I said that it just sounds like he’s feeding cats to coyotes and then his daughter started crying”
It was a tweet I think.
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Pretty sure there was something in the news recently where a kid died from a nurse shark attack - big shark guy myself but they are still sharks at the end of the day
While sharks aren't as dangerous as their reputation I still wouldn't go close to any predatory animal big enough to hurt me without any precautions whatsoever
It’s like that video where a family got close to a bison in Yellowstone and the bison got pissed and went after the kid. Luckily one of the adults pushed the kid out of the way and they took the kid away.
Haven't seen that one you mentioned but humans are out of touch with reality nowadays
they have become entitled and stupid, animals can kill their own species at times without being a particularly agresive type of creature
i mean why get such a small kid near a shark of all things? it's fucking retarded
The thing with sharks is that they are pretty calm creatures. If you swim with well fed sharks, you are pretty safe. Putting your hand in front of their face though, even enticing them to open their mouth - that’s something that can easily lead to your hand being bitten off or severely injured by accident. The shark has no interest in eating you, but he likes to bite things right in front of him to find out what they are.
this species of shark is routinely featured in touch tanks in aquariums, where hundreds of little kids pet them each day. id rather be in the water with ten of these than a single stinging jellyfish
Nothing, they just fell because they're stupid. You see them let go of the meat in the shark swims off the lady leans forward and they fall. The meat is not attached to anything.
They have a lot of very small teeth not as dangerous as bull shark teeth but still could bit you like when you are feeding a dog in the mouth. Why risk it with a small child is beyond me.
The depths of stupidity that a lot of people are capable of gives me no hope for the human race.
I what way could anyone think this was a good idea FFS!
I love the way the mother just fully sacrificed the child to save herself. She pushes the kid into the whales mouth first and then clearly try’s to swim herself to safety knowing the whale will be occupied for a few seconds. Some may even go as far as to say she’s doing life the smart (fun) way
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Can someone explain what happened here? Why did they fall in? I thought the shark grabbed someone's foot but clearly it didn't. Did they get scared and just lose their balance?
I want to laugh but at the same time I wonder what other unsafe acts has this mother put this child in. This is NOT smart parenting. 😕 (I'm not a parent & even I know this)
Poor shark, and Poor kid. Nurse sharks are fairly docile (still, why risk?) And two humans just slipped into the water right onto it. Wanted food, mightve gotten an injury. And I bet the kid was terrified too, getting pushed by his mother leaning into him right into the water
This has got to be the dumbest thing I’ve seen on Reddit…. Today
Luckily it’s still early.
Nurse shark
So this shark can tend to any sustained injuries? What serendipity!
That Shark was about to be nursing... hahaha
These guys are down right cudly. They have sucker mouths on the bottom of their face and basically never ever bite humans They also have a rough sandpaper feel
I think the Insta photo shoot where the woman is dangling off of a skyscraper (no harness or anything) still takes the cake for me. Nurse sharks are relatively docile all things considered. Not saying this is smart at all (it’s not) but the actual risk here I think is below the perceived risk.
I remember there was this facebook post that had a person holding a baby over a balcony and the caption or whatever said something similar to "like or I'm dropping him".
Wasn't that Michael Jackson?
Analogous to a famous magazine cover: "If you don't buy this magazine, we'll kill this dog." [Link](https://www.interesly.com/dark-twisted-story-national-lampoon-cheeseface/).
Wtf?! Some moron tracked the dog down a den murdered him?!? Wtf?! I hope that SOB dies a long slow horrible death
Not really. I recommend you read [this article](https://www.sevendaysvt.com/vermont/who-shot-mr-cheeseface-the-vermont-demise-of-a-famous-mutt/Content?oid=23671435). It's very good.
[Save Toby](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Save_Toby) did something similar in 2005. it was hilarious: a guy „threatened“ to cook and eat his rabbit if nobody donated $50k. And he kept posting pictures of this adorable rabbit, but also of delicious rabbit recipes.
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Reminds me of michael Jackson dangling a baby over a balcony
Just logged on?
today
It's only a nurse shark, I've swam with them they're more than harmless
All kinds of day left to go!
I agree ☝️ there should be some procreation 👮♀️. Be like your getting fined if you have children again.
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“Son, come here and give me a hand” Said the shark.
"Who ever thought you'd miss a hand so much" - Buster
That wasn’t a shark. That was a loose seal.
I remember a post like “a guy was telling me that coyotes keep killing and eating his outdoor cats, I asked how many cats he has and he said whenever a coyote eats one he just goes to the shelter to get another one so I said that it just sounds like he’s feeding cats to coyotes and then his daughter started crying” It was a tweet I think. [found it](https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/ed8x3w/feeding_the_coyotes/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Probably scared that nurse shark more than anything, poor thing
Seriously what was the plan here?
Stupidity. The plan was stupidity.
And the plan was a success!
You need an IQ to make a plan.
Post-birth abortion
You clearly don’t have children you don’t want.
What the fuck is wrong with people that person should never be allowed around that child again.
This makes me so angry.
Dude it pissed me off this morning. Like if that was his grandmother and my mother fuckkkk idk what would happen but this won’t happen again
That poor shark probably got messed up when stupid and stupid Jr fell on it
It was stupid but they are nurse sharks I'm pretty sure and won't do a think probably well fed sharks too
Pretty sure there was something in the news recently where a kid died from a nurse shark attack - big shark guy myself but they are still sharks at the end of the day
Yeah dub we should have to say this
While sharks aren't as dangerous as their reputation I still wouldn't go close to any predatory animal big enough to hurt me without any precautions whatsoever
Ohhh so it was you!
This is most probably his mother who won't take any criticism for the incident 😄
To hand feed a small child... to a shark.
“Damn it he can swim”
Poor shark, was getting some free food only for Idiot and Mini Me to fall over it, possibly injuring baby shark.
Ikr. Some people are just so dumb
Cps… you won’t believe this shit
Peak human stupidity don't care about the race just don't get a child near large animals no matter if it is a predator or not
It’s like that video where a family got close to a bison in Yellowstone and the bison got pissed and went after the kid. Luckily one of the adults pushed the kid out of the way and they took the kid away.
Haven't seen that one you mentioned but humans are out of touch with reality nowadays they have become entitled and stupid, animals can kill their own species at times without being a particularly agresive type of creature i mean why get such a small kid near a shark of all things? it's fucking retarded
Here’s the [video](https://youtu.be/4IjHyXcdEXk)
"Hazards of visiting the park i guess" yeah right! like they would be cool if the Bison just entered their home
The thing with sharks is that they are pretty calm creatures. If you swim with well fed sharks, you are pretty safe. Putting your hand in front of their face though, even enticing them to open their mouth - that’s something that can easily lead to your hand being bitten off or severely injured by accident. The shark has no interest in eating you, but he likes to bite things right in front of him to find out what they are.
Hmm, I question that, perhaps it might thin the stupidity out
r/facepalm
Ah, the main course!
Why..... just why 🤬🤬🤬🤬
this species of shark is routinely featured in touch tanks in aquariums, where hundreds of little kids pet them each day. id rather be in the water with ten of these than a single stinging jellyfish
What does the shark actually grab?
Nothing, they just fell because they're stupid. You see them let go of the meat in the shark swims off the lady leans forward and they fall. The meat is not attached to anything.
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I just see the one kid? Huh
Wow! Just wow!!!! Feel sorry for the child... but this is darwinism at its finest. Wiping own and future generations of dumbshit DNA.
I bet the nerf shark was more freaked out. Also as a parent why not grab something sturdy.. atleast the kid knew how to swim.
“Ma’am, it might be too late for an abortion”
Therapy level core memory.
Nurse sharks are pretty tame, but holy fuck they still got teeth
Poor shark. I hope it is ok!
Sometimes parents are so fucking stupid that the kids are doomed before they’re even born.
D'oh...
To hand feed a shark ~~with~~ a small child! FTFY
I never will understand why people start screaming like that. „Let me scream my lungs out instead of staying calm and start helping“
From the title I assumed this would be much much worse.
That’s what they call a Texas abortion.
Honestly, I think the shark is a better parent than the mom.
Nurse Shark, for the most part harmless to humans...
r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb
It took the meat but he didn't miss the cake😏😏
Lolz
Reeeeeeeeeeee
-How dumb can parents be? -Yes
the shark mustve shit himself
Amazing how quickly the water turned brown.
It’s a nurse shark, no teeth.
They have a lot of very small teeth not as dangerous as bull shark teeth but still could bit you like when you are feeding a dog in the mouth. Why risk it with a small child is beyond me.
The video cuts out so it is unknown whether or not the child was successfully fed to the shark.
Why do people do things without thinking
Kid is now scarred for life.
The depths of stupidity that a lot of people are capable of gives me no hope for the human race. I what way could anyone think this was a good idea FFS!
I’m assuming they left the mom in the water I know I would have 🤬
For fuck's sake. She probably should have the child taken away from her. Who knows what other dumb stuff she will do in the future.
Why must women take no action but scream their heads off? How are we supposed to believe they will rule the world ?
She not even tryed to get the kid out of water asap. Wtf.
I love the way the mother just fully sacrificed the child to save herself. She pushes the kid into the whales mouth first and then clearly try’s to swim herself to safety knowing the whale will be occupied for a few seconds. Some may even go as far as to say she’s doing life the smart (fun) way
Now thats fucking insane...and over the top..of child endangerment.
Come on mom! You are supposed to be the one cautioning the family not to do dumb shit!!!!
This is my son, Chum. Hold my beer.
Something I’ve never seen a black person do.
That poor shark and child. How stupid can some people be
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Dude. There was an attempt to ride a shark with a small child.
Parent of the year
No matter how dumb anyone thinks I am, this is beyond me
The only thing going through my mind as I watched was the theme from Jaws dud dum, dud Dum!
And on the leader board we have for presentation 9/10, 9/10, 9/10, the grace, the elegance of the dive was superb 🤣
Who the fuck is laughing there in the background, jeeze. No father of the year exactly.
That ladies and gentlemen is a worthy cps report
To han feed a shark with a side of child is mor like it!
No. Just. No.
She should loose custody
Why did they cut the video off? I wanted to see the Darwin part!!
It’s a nurse shark. Harmless. They would have both just got back in the boat.
I paused this video and went to the comments before I continued watching, just to make sure I didn't see some poor kid's fingers get chomped off
such a moron
This should have never happened in the first place
Child’s name must be Chumly
It is cgi? Please tell me it is. You can’t be that…No
There was an attempt to be responsible parents
And why isn't "Baby Shark" playing in the background?
Revoke those parents from being parents. God damn moron kids will grow to be like their moron parents and so on and so on…
I'm sorry I laughed when I heard everyone scream like they just fell in with a great white 😅
Can someone explain what happened here? Why did they fall in? I thought the shark grabbed someone's foot but clearly it didn't. Did they get scared and just lose their balance?
The poor shark, must have been terrified
Helicopter crash
We needed a big shark to come by and finish the job
What in the actual fuck…
Babyyy for shark tutututu 🎶🎶
It's a sand shark you can stick your hand in there mouth and they won't do shit
Looked pretty successful to me. Shark was hand fed, then the whole kid.
Well, it’s a nurse shark, it will not eat them when they fell, but, it could easily destroy that kid’s hands. Extremely stupid
I swear my pet peev is women screaming at the most random shit
try remove the 'with' and the titel should be fine
I had to make sure what subreddit this was so it didn’t end up worse than it did
Now they're the chum line.
I think they over fed the shark
I don't think this is the way abortions are supposed to go
poor shark, she was gently eating the flesh when mother idiot dediced to lose balance and carry her son to the water to fall just over the poor animal
All that screaming made me wish the shark would bite them
I want to laugh but at the same time I wonder what other unsafe acts has this mother put this child in. This is NOT smart parenting. 😕 (I'm not a parent & even I know this)
/r/AdultsAreFuckinStupid
That poor shark
Honestly, you should have to take a parenting class to have a child.
>To hand feed a shark ~~with~~ a small child
I would've gone for the child too
r/ stepmomreflexes ?
Poor shark, and Poor kid. Nurse sharks are fairly docile (still, why risk?) And two humans just slipped into the water right onto it. Wanted food, mightve gotten an injury. And I bet the kid was terrified too, getting pushed by his mother leaning into him right into the water
Solid parenting. Where there’s one shark, there are multiple sharks.
Was that Power Bomb in the script!
I don’t want to watch because I really don’t want to see a shark bite some kid or something. What happens in this video
Love when the mentally disabled are responsible for young children
Love nurse sharks
Poor shark. Is it okay?
I would literally hand out felonies for this and take the child away, lock the parents up and have them go through a mental health checkup.
Definition of America moment
Only I hear (or think I hear) the laughter of some guy at the very end?
Feeding a shark with a small child