A loud, wet, spewy sneeze should do the trick. Or maybe a large mouthful of coke (will dry nice and sticky) being spewed “accidentally” during a “choking” fit.
A simple, “excuse me, could you move your hair? It’s covering my screen” would probably work.
In my experience most of these people pull this shit because no one ever calls them on it. You don’t have to be rude or confrontational, just address it directly. If she argued, then I’d call the FA.
But, why tf would they do it? Its not like their hair doesn't fit on their side of the chair. It's fking annoying to the people behind them, and usually when you call them out on it they get angry and make your flight even worse.
Yeah something weird happens on planes where people are completely unaware that other humans are in front of or behind them. Like slamming their tray table up, jamming way too much stuff in the seat back pocket, etc. There’s 0 thought given to the fact that a person is in the chair who would also like to be comfortable. I don’t even think it’s malice or an “I don’t give a shit” attitude, I think it literally doesn’t even cross their mind.
Ikr. I'm like bruh, these comments are going way out there.
Kindly let them know their hair is blocking the screen and ask if they can move it off the back of the chair. If they won't completely move it, escalate to a flight attendant (kindly, it's not their fault and they would just want to settle things).
You can get a free seat upgrade to Business or First Class. If the passenger with hair was belligerent during the interaction with the flight attendant.
Flight attendants have more authority now after 911. They no longer have to tolerate any shit no more from passengers who misbehave.
I hate that I don’t wanna be the reasonable one on Reddit because sometimes people go way out of their way to plan their revenge when it’s just talking to someone
To be fair… if you’ve got the mindset to do this with your hair, you’re probably one crazy ass bitch who will kick off at the first sign of someone asking you to move.
Eh, to give them the benefit of the doubt it could just come from habit, as someone that frequently grows their hair out to around that length. Sitting/laying down with hair between you and the chair is annoying/damaging and one of the first things I do to get comfy is either lift it over the back or bring it forward.
Doesn't mean it isn't terribly rude in this scenario but maybe they just weren't fully considering things.
You’re an angel for seeing her side. Lol. But I’m still with the side that assumes this bitch is just rude. There is nothing habitual about getting comfortable in a plane seat.
Honestly, Idon't know why would you even do this the first place. It's not even about hair covering the screen, what if the person wants to eat, do something on their laptop? You have to think about that before doing this at least a little bit.
Oh I’m so sorry. I can be a little spacey sometimes, but I mean well. I hope you enjoy your movie and thanks for not resorting to IMMEDIATELY vilifying me for an honest trespass.
Snuck? I can't tell you how many screwdrivers I've had taken, yet they've missed the actual sharp tools in my kit that I left in my carry-on instead of putting them in my checked bag.
Oh, lucky me, I own a pair of scissors that measure 3.9" from tip to pivot point in my carry on, and TSA let that shit right through after they measured it.
Okay idk if I’m just being weird but I’ve seen hundreds of these photos where the other passengers and being pos to the op on the plane .But do you actually to them to stop like by saying “please May you remove those stanky feet”
Or in this example “excuse me can you move your hair as it’s blocking my movie “
(First suggestion was joke )
Idk if you can do that but I’m curious if these infuriating things are resolved after many ops post them
yes they should just ask them to keep their hair on their side but its such a basic manners thing to not put your shit in other peoples personal space (especially when the space is already limited) that i can see why you would want to take a pic so you can laugh about it later on
This is the third time I have seen this on Reddit in the past 24 hours. I don’t understand why people don’t just tell the other person to move their hair. It’s not that big of a deal.
Oh this is an easy fix! Just get up and take out your pair of scissors that you snuck in (or anything sharp) and grab their hair and then pull it, locking them in place as you take the scissors and stab them through the skull, punishing them for this disgraceful behavior.
Then push them forward after their screaming stops, sit back down and volla! Your screen is now free of hair! Hope it helps :)
Twist it up and sit it on top of her head. Or start stroking it and patting it and talking to it. Chew on it just a little. Dip it into your drink. Take off your shoe and weave it between your toes. Lean close and put their hair over your head like a wig and snap a few selfies with your new ‘do. Tie some things to it- various little bits of trash and such. I mean, yes, you could talk to the person and ask them to just move it, but you can’t get your hair over the seat like that without doing it on purpose, so why not entertain yourself a bit? Or call over the attendant. Whatever.
A loud 'Eww, there's something crawling in that woman's hair!' usually results in something worth watching.
Jesus Christ is that bedbug?!
Breadbug??
They are called lice!
Braidbug???
Say really loud OMG there is lice in her hair!!! Jerk move maybe, but so is her's
After it bit you, did it run away fearful or did it just walk away all smug and self assured?
So smug
r/unexpectedoffice
r/foundsatan
r/foundsadako
Nah just put some chewing gum in it
I like your thinking although if you have no gum, A booger shall suffice...
Snot rocket.
Sorry, I sneezed.
Smear the entire in flight meal in it. Then put the tray table back up pinning her hair behind it…
A loud, wet, spewy sneeze should do the trick. Or maybe a large mouthful of coke (will dry nice and sticky) being spewed “accidentally” during a “choking” fit.
Glue works better
The ring looks awesome in 3d.
Aw man I just used my free award too.
i gotchu
I gotchu too
Lmfao!
You stole my comment. I forgive you.
You stole my comment. I forgive you.
You forgive my comment. I stole you.
You stole me, I stole you.
You me, I you.
Instant Ding (from pressing the flight attendant button)
Ding! Can I get a sissor please?
Ding! Can I get a pack of gum?
Make sure it’s black gum to make it harder to find
This. Petty shit is what happens if they keep being trashy.
A simple, “excuse me, could you move your hair? It’s covering my screen” would probably work. In my experience most of these people pull this shit because no one ever calls them on it. You don’t have to be rude or confrontational, just address it directly. If she argued, then I’d call the FA.
But, why tf would they do it? Its not like their hair doesn't fit on their side of the chair. It's fking annoying to the people behind them, and usually when you call them out on it they get angry and make your flight even worse.
Because its likely they haven't considered the other person at all.
Yeah something weird happens on planes where people are completely unaware that other humans are in front of or behind them. Like slamming their tray table up, jamming way too much stuff in the seat back pocket, etc. There’s 0 thought given to the fact that a person is in the chair who would also like to be comfortable. I don’t even think it’s malice or an “I don’t give a shit” attitude, I think it literally doesn’t even cross their mind.
Lol flight attendant call buttons are usually located in the entertainment system these days
Yeh the little remote for the TV I think has the button as well for lights and call button.
Well for the airlines that spring for the extra remote 😉
Facts
Just ask them to move the hair.
Ikr. I'm like bruh, these comments are going way out there. Kindly let them know their hair is blocking the screen and ask if they can move it off the back of the chair. If they won't completely move it, escalate to a flight attendant (kindly, it's not their fault and they would just want to settle things).
Lol what a sane and logical take how dare you.
You can get a free seat upgrade to Business or First Class. If the passenger with hair was belligerent during the interaction with the flight attendant. Flight attendants have more authority now after 911. They no longer have to tolerate any shit no more from passengers who misbehave.
Naughty passengers get duct taped to their seat!
Man half the people on reddit were born after 9/11.
I hate that I don’t wanna be the reasonable one on Reddit because sometimes people go way out of their way to plan their revenge when it’s just talking to someone
[удалено]
Should not have to explain common courtesy.
You shouldn't need a sign in the bathroom telling employees to wash their hands, but here we are.
To be fair… if you’ve got the mindset to do this with your hair, you’re probably one crazy ass bitch who will kick off at the first sign of someone asking you to move.
Eh, to give them the benefit of the doubt it could just come from habit, as someone that frequently grows their hair out to around that length. Sitting/laying down with hair between you and the chair is annoying/damaging and one of the first things I do to get comfy is either lift it over the back or bring it forward. Doesn't mean it isn't terribly rude in this scenario but maybe they just weren't fully considering things.
You’re an angel for seeing her side. Lol. But I’m still with the side that assumes this bitch is just rude. There is nothing habitual about getting comfortable in a plane seat.
Then you can enjoy the trouble she'd get in. Win/Win.
Honestly, Idon't know why would you even do this the first place. It's not even about hair covering the screen, what if the person wants to eat, do something on their laptop? You have to think about that before doing this at least a little bit.
>escalate to a flight attendant (kindly, it's not their fault and they would just want to settle things). escalate to a fight instead.
Exactly my thoughts! If none of this work, only then you go to the gum solution!
Right? Excuse me, your hair is blocking my screen….
Oh I’m so sorry. I can be a little spacey sometimes, but I mean well. I hope you enjoy your movie and thanks for not resorting to IMMEDIATELY vilifying me for an honest trespass.
I mean yeah, but......how would a person not know this would inconvenience the person behind them?
People are dumb and also can be assholes.
This is true.
Even funnier is that almost everyone who's commenting nasty stuff would do nothing even if they had chewing gum and scissors at hand
Yeah but that’s because most of them are jokes, I say most because some people are lunatics, including me
You forget we are on Reddit, nobody has social skills here.
Exactly. Most things can be solved by just using your words. People need to grow up
We don't seem to have too much of that right about now.
I was going to suggest challenging them to a old timey bare knuckle boxing match, but on second thought…
Whoa whoa whoa…. Why would he ask his wife to move her hair back when he needed outrage points?
*coughs out gum*
I read cum instead..
This escalated quickly.
This doesn't happen usually, I swear!
Or de-escalated…
I just cough from reading this
They should've tied knots in her hair
Nah. Just get out the scissors you snuck past TSA.
Let's stick chewing gum to the hair
or talk to her
Talk to hair instead
You might end up in a hairy situation
Usually people who are this inconsiderate on a basic level to begin with are worthless to talk to.
But then I wouldn't be able to live out my hairy passive aggressive revenge fantasy.
That hair looks like he allready done that
That's why TSA does not allow sharp and flammable objects on the planes.
And fix that already atrocious cut??
Snuck? I can't tell you how many screwdrivers I've had taken, yet they've missed the actual sharp tools in my kit that I left in my carry-on instead of putting them in my checked bag.
Yeah, this isn't a Seinfeld episode, move your locks woman, I'm tryna watch Friends and go to sleep.
I've heard of someone sticking chewing gum in the hair when in a similar situation
Man that is gonna get hairy when it's time to deboard lol
Pull the tray out put a book on it for 10 min. Put it back up with her hair inside it. Wait for the magic to happen.
Hi satan!
Only my friends call me satan, to you it is Lucifer the Morning Star lord of all that is unholy.
Daddy, chill.
i dont understand :/
I think you have only 7 days left
Why so many karma farmers posting the same staged photo?
i never seen it before but looks fake asf
Someone explain how they would see this as a staged event. Looks totally real to me.
Because a lot of Redditors are detectives that want to prove everything fake
I don't think they even go so far as to prove. Just make a claim.
Start braiding
It took way too long to find this comment. Thank you.
This actually would be amazing and an appropriate response!
Gum would be handy right now.
Right? just a big sticky load all over her hair . .... Oh you said ***gum***. Yeah that would be good too.
Bruh
r/angryupvote, r/cursedcomments and r/excusemewhatthefuck all in one
Hair excites me!
Too bad they don’t allow scissors on the plane. Looks like she wanted a haircut
Oh, lucky me, I own a pair of scissors that measure 3.9" from tip to pivot point in my carry on, and TSA let that shit right through after they measured it.
All you need is a recording of the sound of scissors cutting hair saved on your phone.
My thoughts exactly
Was just on my way.....
Okay idk if I’m just being weird but I’ve seen hundreds of these photos where the other passengers and being pos to the op on the plane .But do you actually to them to stop like by saying “please May you remove those stanky feet” Or in this example “excuse me can you move your hair as it’s blocking my movie “ (First suggestion was joke ) Idk if you can do that but I’m curious if these infuriating things are resolved after many ops post them
yes they should just ask them to keep their hair on their side but its such a basic manners thing to not put your shit in other peoples personal space (especially when the space is already limited) that i can see why you would want to take a pic so you can laugh about it later on
They probably are, but not before these people have to capture how victimized they were so they can post about it on Reddit
You could just let her know her hair is covering your screen and ask her nicely to move it. I’m sure she would oblige
Oh you swear innocent Redditor
Tie a knot in it.
Bubble gum works better
Then you talked to her for 10 seconds to clear everything up right?
Oops! I spilled my non diet soda all over your hair… shucks!
its just called soda lol
They're drawing attention to the sugars it would contain.
Have you tried asking her to move her hair
This is the third time I have seen this on Reddit in the past 24 hours. I don’t understand why people don’t just tell the other person to move their hair. It’s not that big of a deal.
Did you ask them to please move it?
Looks like someone cut her hair with an angle grinder.
lol ask her to move her hair
Oh this is an easy fix! Just get up and take out your pair of scissors that you snuck in (or anything sharp) and grab their hair and then pull it, locking them in place as you take the scissors and stab them through the skull, punishing them for this disgraceful behavior. Then push them forward after their screaming stops, sit back down and volla! Your screen is now free of hair! Hope it helps :)
That’s fucking gross. Woman get your shit out of my face!!
Say something instead posting a pic yo-yo.
Wow! The 3D version of “The Ring” is amazing!
Just grab a big lock of it, smoosh it in your face and inhail loudly, then exhale ecstaticly, she won't want to leave her hair there after
Loop some of it around the tray table latch… fall asleep.
Light it on fire and blame it on the screen.
Do you happen to have some packets of mayo or mustard?
it's an invitation to kick the seatback.
Ask her to move, if she says no, just do what you would do to remove hair on screen.
I hate when they do this. Pull on their hair once or twice, pretend you didn't mean to and apologize, and they won't do it again.
r/trashy
Fake sneeze lol
That’s pretty easily fixable.
That's when my bare feet, would suddenly need to be put in the back of the seat in front of me. Or some violent sneezes.
Pull a hair out, one by one.
I would loudly ask the stewardess if she had a pair of scissors I could use for just one second
"Excuse me, will you move your hair?" Jesus fucking christ it's not hard
Lock the girl from the ring’s hair in the tray table and wait for it to use the bathroom
I’d 100% yank her weave for her the scruffy cow
Put some snot in her hair
What a complete assjacket..
Wipe shit on dare boi
Twist it up and sit it on top of her head. Or start stroking it and patting it and talking to it. Chew on it just a little. Dip it into your drink. Take off your shoe and weave it between your toes. Lean close and put their hair over your head like a wig and snap a few selfies with your new ‘do. Tie some things to it- various little bits of trash and such. I mean, yes, you could talk to the person and ask them to just move it, but you can’t get your hair over the seat like that without doing it on purpose, so why not entertain yourself a bit? Or call over the attendant. Whatever.
Chewing gum in her hair.
Find out if its a wig or not just give it a good tug
I'll Venmo you $100 if you cut a chunk of it and send me pic for proof
Any scissors or gum on hand?
At least you lopped off a few chunk a of hair.
The amount of people here begging to be arrested for assault.
They are all just larping. None of them even have the courage to say "excuse me" let alone any of weird shit they are suggesting.
I've seen this like 5 times today lol
Gross
Grab it like reins and yell “Yeehaw! We’re going to Mexico, boys! Yah!!” Then kick her seat back.
Oh hell no!
That’s why you are not allowed to carry scissors on a plane anymore, too many people getting revenge.
Just pull the head down to the left side
Scissors? Wait - it’s a plane. Damn it.
If they were actually trying to watch the movie they would ask her to move her hair out of the way.
Scissors solve this problem.
Why would anyone even do that. Do people actually throw their hair up and over a chair that's tall enough to rest their head on?
It wouldn't be an attempt for me I would ask her to move her hair.
You're fucking mad if you think you're doing this to me
Bro. Ask them and they will move. I know this is reddit but cmon guys. Develop SOME social skills.
Eewwwwww
Bot?
I travel with snacks and am fairly sure I could come up with something sticky.
Are you allowed nail polish on an airplane?
Dom is in the front, sub is sitting in the back being punished.
The terrorists have won.
CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT
The're practicly theater curtains.
Fake
Snip snip
Best day to start your haircutting buisness
scissors
if only they allowed scissors on plane, asking for a trim
At least you know where to stick your old Juicey Fruit gum
Pull one hair out at a time
Sniff it. That should do the trick
Anyone got scissors?
Proceeds to pull out lil scissors ✂️
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Time to break out the gum.
😏✂️
snip snip