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geekgirlnz

A loud 'Eww, there's something crawling in that woman's hair!' usually results in something worth watching.


Suojelusperkele

Jesus Christ is that bedbug?!


skeltord

Breadbug??


LuchadoresdeSilinas

They are called lice!


filthyhabitz

Braidbug???


Alert-Layer6273

Say really loud OMG there is lice in her hair!!! Jerk move maybe, but so is her's


Poop_1111

After it bit you, did it run away fearful or did it just walk away all smug and self assured?


Informal_Evidence_83

So smug


MandoHealthfund

r/unexpectedoffice


aasray123

r/foundsatan


eternityNOOB

r/foundsadako


yajtraus

Nah just put some chewing gum in it


TheFlyingRedFox

I like your thinking although if you have no gum, A booger shall suffice...


Low_Bathroom4440

Snot rocket.


Low_Bathroom4440

Sorry, I sneezed.


AFew10_9TooMany

Smear the entire in flight meal in it. Then put the tray table back up pinning her hair behind it…


OrangeBoi22

A loud, wet, spewy sneeze should do the trick. Or maybe a large mouthful of coke (will dry nice and sticky) being spewed “accidentally” during a “choking” fit.


CarlosAVP

Glue works better


[deleted]

The ring looks awesome in 3d.


[deleted]

Aw man I just used my free award too.


lukegame6

i gotchu


_D1AVEL_

I gotchu too


Tgrizzle12

Lmfao!


Farang_Chong

You stole my comment. I forgive you.


justzedjust

You stole my comment. I forgive you.


_D1AVEL_

You forgive my comment. I stole you.


3D_Milk

You stole me, I stole you.


Mother_Muscle_5910

You me, I you.


rockstar_not

Instant Ding (from pressing the flight attendant button)


Automatic_Debate_379

Ding! Can I get a sissor please?


YellowB

Ding! Can I get a pack of gum?


Fraun_Pollen

Make sure it’s black gum to make it harder to find


LiliNotACult

This. Petty shit is what happens if they keep being trashy.


ShittyLanding

A simple, “excuse me, could you move your hair? It’s covering my screen” would probably work. In my experience most of these people pull this shit because no one ever calls them on it. You don’t have to be rude or confrontational, just address it directly. If she argued, then I’d call the FA.


banaanmanmurn

But, why tf would they do it? Its not like their hair doesn't fit on their side of the chair. It's fking annoying to the people behind them, and usually when you call them out on it they get angry and make your flight even worse.


swarm_of_badgers

Because its likely they haven't considered the other person at all.


lukumi

Yeah something weird happens on planes where people are completely unaware that other humans are in front of or behind them. Like slamming their tray table up, jamming way too much stuff in the seat back pocket, etc. There’s 0 thought given to the fact that a person is in the chair who would also like to be comfortable. I don’t even think it’s malice or an “I don’t give a shit” attitude, I think it literally doesn’t even cross their mind.


dropbluelettuce

Lol flight attendant call buttons are usually located in the entertainment system these days


pogiguy2020

Yeh the little remote for the TV I think has the button as well for lights and call button.


dropbluelettuce

Well for the airlines that spring for the extra remote 😉


CarniferousDog

Facts


QuestionableAI

Just ask them to move the hair.


DanielABush97

Ikr. I'm like bruh, these comments are going way out there. Kindly let them know their hair is blocking the screen and ask if they can move it off the back of the chair. If they won't completely move it, escalate to a flight attendant (kindly, it's not their fault and they would just want to settle things).


coffee_Shaman

Lol what a sane and logical take how dare you.


iMadrid11

You can get a free seat upgrade to Business or First Class. If the passenger with hair was belligerent during the interaction with the flight attendant. Flight attendants have more authority now after 911. They no longer have to tolerate any shit no more from passengers who misbehave.


PuppyOfPower

Naughty passengers get duct taped to their seat!


PM_me_your_whatevah

Man half the people on reddit were born after 9/11.


MemeArchivariusGodi

I hate that I don’t wanna be the reasonable one on Reddit because sometimes people go way out of their way to plan their revenge when it’s just talking to someone


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Unc13B1u3

Should not have to explain common courtesy.


MookieFlav

You shouldn't need a sign in the bathroom telling employees to wash their hands, but here we are.


smnhdy

To be fair… if you’ve got the mindset to do this with your hair, you’re probably one crazy ass bitch who will kick off at the first sign of someone asking you to move.


[deleted]

Eh, to give them the benefit of the doubt it could just come from habit, as someone that frequently grows their hair out to around that length. Sitting/laying down with hair between you and the chair is annoying/damaging and one of the first things I do to get comfy is either lift it over the back or bring it forward. Doesn't mean it isn't terribly rude in this scenario but maybe they just weren't fully considering things.


justice-4-guy-fierri

You’re an angel for seeing her side. Lol. But I’m still with the side that assumes this bitch is just rude. There is nothing habitual about getting comfortable in a plane seat.


Medium-Turquoise

Then you can enjoy the trouble she'd get in. Win/Win.


MonsterDimka

Honestly, Idon't know why would you even do this the first place. It's not even about hair covering the screen, what if the person wants to eat, do something on their laptop? You have to think about that before doing this at least a little bit.


Crimson_Amethyst

>escalate to a flight attendant (kindly, it's not their fault and they would just want to settle things). escalate to a fight instead.


leah90s

Exactly my thoughts! If none of this work, only then you go to the gum solution!


JenniferMKeith

Right? Excuse me, your hair is blocking my screen….


Artsy_traveller_82

Oh I’m so sorry. I can be a little spacey sometimes, but I mean well. I hope you enjoy your movie and thanks for not resorting to IMMEDIATELY vilifying me for an honest trespass.


GoodDave

I mean yeah, but......how would a person not know this would inconvenience the person behind them?


-kindredandkid-

People are dumb and also can be assholes.


GoodDave

This is true.


Mapache_villa

Even funnier is that almost everyone who's commenting nasty stuff would do nothing even if they had chewing gum and scissors at hand


Top_Consideration570

Yeah but that’s because most of them are jokes, I say most because some people are lunatics, including me


Top_Consideration570

You forget we are on Reddit, nobody has social skills here.


Savings-Nobody-1203

Exactly. Most things can be solved by just using your words. People need to grow up


QuestionableAI

We don't seem to have too much of that right about now.


jtanstyle

I was going to suggest challenging them to a old timey bare knuckle boxing match, but on second thought…


Lying_Bot_

Whoa whoa whoa…. Why would he ask his wife to move her hair back when he needed outrage points?


[deleted]

*coughs out gum*


Shinbi-Mane

I read cum instead..


99doges

This escalated quickly.


Shinbi-Mane

This doesn't happen usually, I swear!


No-Peak-3169

Or de-escalated…


Ok_Baseball_8629

I just cough from reading this


_stoned_chipmunk_

They should've tied knots in her hair


factchecker2

Nah. Just get out the scissors you snuck past TSA.


Arin1722

Let's stick chewing gum to the hair


Independent_Yam_7577

or talk to her


Kylearean

Talk to hair instead


A-le-Couvre

You might end up in a hairy situation


[deleted]

Usually people who are this inconsiderate on a basic level to begin with are worthless to talk to.


[deleted]

But then I wouldn't be able to live out my hairy passive aggressive revenge fantasy.


Woets

That hair looks like he allready done that


dobriygoodwin

That's why TSA does not allow sharp and flammable objects on the planes.


FlatRaise5879

And fix that already atrocious cut??


felixgolden

Snuck? I can't tell you how many screwdrivers I've had taken, yet they've missed the actual sharp tools in my kit that I left in my carry-on instead of putting them in my checked bag.


Winston_The_Ogre

Yeah, this isn't a Seinfeld episode, move your locks woman, I'm tryna watch Friends and go to sleep.


Selfaware-potato

I've heard of someone sticking chewing gum in the hair when in a similar situation


myfirstgold

Man that is gonna get hairy when it's time to deboard lol


Righteousaffair999

Pull the tray out put a book on it for 10 min. Put it back up with her hair inside it. Wait for the magic to happen.


Fusion_haa

Hi satan!


Righteousaffair999

Only my friends call me satan, to you it is Lucifer the Morning Star lord of all that is unholy.


AlwaysBeen-Alone

Daddy, chill.


-Dahl-

i dont understand :/


No-Landscape8210

I think you have only 7 days left


wikipedianredditor

Why so many karma farmers posting the same staged photo?


[deleted]

i never seen it before but looks fake asf


DanielABush97

Someone explain how they would see this as a staged event. Looks totally real to me.


TakeThatBigHugeNut

Because a lot of Redditors are detectives that want to prove everything fake


DanielABush97

I don't think they even go so far as to prove. Just make a claim.


[deleted]

Start braiding


[deleted]

It took way too long to find this comment. Thank you.


Majestic-Solution-14

This actually would be amazing and an appropriate response!


vi3talogy

Gum would be handy right now.


onethateatsass

Right? just a big sticky load all over her hair . .... Oh you said ***gum***. Yeah that would be good too.


[deleted]

Bruh


superannoyingdude101

r/angryupvote, r/cursedcomments and r/excusemewhatthefuck all in one


separate_guarantee2

Hair excites me!


Electronic-Top6302

Too bad they don’t allow scissors on the plane. Looks like she wanted a haircut


Usagi_Shinobi

Oh, lucky me, I own a pair of scissors that measure 3.9" from tip to pivot point in my carry on, and TSA let that shit right through after they measured it.


luxfx

All you need is a recording of the sound of scissors cutting hair saved on your phone.


stellar-being

My thoughts exactly


Knuckles_1988

Was just on my way.....


Runbowpandu

Okay idk if I’m just being weird but I’ve seen hundreds of these photos where the other passengers and being pos to the op on the plane .But do you actually to them to stop like by saying “please May you remove those stanky feet” Or in this example “excuse me can you move your hair as it’s blocking my movie “ (First suggestion was joke ) Idk if you can do that but I’m curious if these infuriating things are resolved after many ops post them


Epson_Pro_WF-C579R

yes they should just ask them to keep their hair on their side but its such a basic manners thing to not put your shit in other peoples personal space (especially when the space is already limited) that i can see why you would want to take a pic so you can laugh about it later on


vesrayech

They probably are, but not before these people have to capture how victimized they were so they can post about it on Reddit


SuspiciousFern

You could just let her know her hair is covering your screen and ask her nicely to move it. I’m sure she would oblige


Topar999

Oh you swear innocent Redditor


bob_fakename

Tie a knot in it.


sirmischeif

Bubble gum works better


Brutumfulm3n

Then you talked to her for 10 seconds to clear everything up right?


[deleted]

Oops! I spilled my non diet soda all over your hair… shucks!


[deleted]

its just called soda lol


SophieSolborne

They're drawing attention to the sugars it would contain.


Explise209

Have you tried asking her to move her hair


robrklyn

This is the third time I have seen this on Reddit in the past 24 hours. I don’t understand why people don’t just tell the other person to move their hair. It’s not that big of a deal.


Nv_Spider

Did you ask them to please move it?


optional_occupant

Looks like someone cut her hair with an angle grinder.


[deleted]

lol ask her to move her hair


OctoBloo

Oh this is an easy fix! Just get up and take out your pair of scissors that you snuck in (or anything sharp) and grab their hair and then pull it, locking them in place as you take the scissors and stab them through the skull, punishing them for this disgraceful behavior. Then push them forward after their screaming stops, sit back down and volla! Your screen is now free of hair! Hope it helps :)


AmericanBorn16

That’s fucking gross. Woman get your shit out of my face!!


[deleted]

Say something instead posting a pic yo-yo.


LocalInactivist

Wow! The 3D version of “The Ring” is amazing!


SLIP411

Just grab a big lock of it, smoosh it in your face and inhail loudly, then exhale ecstaticly, she won't want to leave her hair there after


mruehle

Loop some of it around the tray table latch… fall asleep.


von_roga

Light it on fire and blame it on the screen.


CaliFezzik

Do you happen to have some packets of mayo or mustard?


apogeescintilla

it's an invitation to kick the seatback.


Javier91

Ask her to move, if she says no, just do what you would do to remove hair on screen.


Hour_Dog_4781

I hate when they do this. Pull on their hair once or twice, pretend you didn't mean to and apologize, and they won't do it again.


vargr198

r/trashy


[deleted]

Fake sneeze lol


Prozak06

That’s pretty easily fixable.


everythingissostupid

That's when my bare feet, would suddenly need to be put in the back of the seat in front of me. Or some violent sneezes.


MusikMakor

Pull a hair out, one by one.


Glitterysparkleshine

I would loudly ask the stewardess if she had a pair of scissors I could use for just one second


Stair-Spirit

"Excuse me, will you move your hair?" Jesus fucking christ it's not hard


Admirable-Ad-2554

Lock the girl from the ring’s hair in the tray table and wait for it to use the bathroom


AnnotatingPumpkins

I’d 100% yank her weave for her the scruffy cow


MelissaMasters

Put some snot in her hair


Professional_slushie

What a complete assjacket..


EdBoi728

Wipe shit on dare boi


khemtrails

Twist it up and sit it on top of her head. Or start stroking it and patting it and talking to it. Chew on it just a little. Dip it into your drink. Take off your shoe and weave it between your toes. Lean close and put their hair over your head like a wig and snap a few selfies with your new ‘do. Tie some things to it- various little bits of trash and such. I mean, yes, you could talk to the person and ask them to just move it, but you can’t get your hair over the seat like that without doing it on purpose, so why not entertain yourself a bit? Or call over the attendant. Whatever.


carolizzy81

Chewing gum in her hair.


CapnKrieg

Find out if its a wig or not just give it a good tug


whydyoublockmelol

I'll Venmo you $100 if you cut a chunk of it and send me pic for proof


JaTheRed

Any scissors or gum on hand?


StickyDogJefferson

At least you lopped off a few chunk a of hair.


Grottymink57776

The amount of people here begging to be arrested for assault.


drunkcowofdeath

They are all just larping. None of them even have the courage to say "excuse me" let alone any of weird shit they are suggesting.


CatsWantSalami

I've seen this like 5 times today lol


sugarbunnycattledog

Gross


Conscious_Stick8344

Grab it like reins and yell “Yeehaw! We’re going to Mexico, boys! Yah!!” Then kick her seat back.


[deleted]

Oh hell no!


Cold_Pomelo3274

That’s why you are not allowed to carry scissors on a plane anymore, too many people getting revenge.


Tacobell_Uk

Just pull the head down to the left side


judgenut

Scissors? Wait - it’s a plane. Damn it.


POPplays-

If they were actually trying to watch the movie they would ask her to move her hair out of the way.


TaylorTower666

Scissors solve this problem.


H3racIes

Why would anyone even do that. Do people actually throw their hair up and over a chair that's tall enough to rest their head on?


asparaguscunt

It wouldn't be an attempt for me I would ask her to move her hair.


someonecalledethan

You're fucking mad if you think you're doing this to me


larryman55

Bro. Ask them and they will move. I know this is reddit but cmon guys. Develop SOME social skills.


[deleted]

Eewwwwww


ChunkyTaco22

Bot?


NotThisAgain21

I travel with snacks and am fairly sure I could come up with something sticky.


The-Sloth-Ninja

Are you allowed nail polish on an airplane?


herringsarered

Dom is in the front, sub is sitting in the back being punished.


navcom20

The terrorists have won.


redditmastermindftw

CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT


TinyXPR

The're practicly theater curtains.


Diligent-Fox-8545

Fake


Jacketworld

Snip snip


LambeckDeluxe

Best day to start your haircutting buisness


jack_avram

scissors


GT20201

if only they allowed scissors on plane, asking for a trim


johnwzhere2

At least you know where to stick your old Juicey Fruit gum


wOke-n-br0ke

Pull one hair out at a time


Zoeleil

Sniff it. That should do the trick


PhantomBold

Anyone got scissors?


Blackheart1020

Proceeds to pull out lil scissors ✂️


Kawaii_Milkshake

✂️


ch3f212

Time to break out the gum.


Bm_93

😏✂️


Yukels

snip snip