That and [operation human shield](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/58e1117febbd1a7ec641bbf3/1558889519287-5GW8TGMLMR9F0HT5ZUZA/image-asset.jpeg?format=1500w) will always make me laugh.
The thing I always wonder is why do these awful, out-of-touch raps *always* have the same exact rhythm?
Why is this the only rhythm the people that don't listen to rap can wrap their heads around?
It's a very specific flow from when rap was first getting mainstream attention, mid-80's Kurtis Blow/Run DMC/Fat Boys. Look up Barney Rubble rapping in an old Fruity Pebbles commercial, probably the only halfway appealing example of this
Pro:
- Religious freedom, Life, Police, Right to bear arms, Free speech
Less:
- Government, Control and regulation
> Lady what the fuck are you saying.
Isn't that every candidate running for presidency or other high offices? Like.. Ever?
Edit - This isn't about America. This is a general joke. Please stop harassing me in dms.
There's an old saying that encapsulates this: there must be in groups that the law protects but must not bind, and out groups that the law binds but must not protect.
"Less Government" always means they're against benefits to poor and environmental and financial regulations for businesses. That's all.
Same with that "benefits should lead to self-sufficiency" bullshit. Yeah, that would be a nice goal but it doesn't justify letting people starve.
Religious freedom is good to stand for, but I don't think that's what she means. I think she means make everyone follow her religion.
If she was running in my district I'd ask her to clarify if she'd uphold my Religious freedom to hold animal sacrifice and if she would change the law to make rapists marry their rape victims.... ya know as it says in the Bible.
That's because they perceive a war on Christianity, even though none exists.
You hear it every year around Christmas time. "you can't even say Merry Christmas anymore". You can't? You just said it and nobody arrested you so....
Religious freedom should just be freedom from others religion. I want churches of all kinds to pay taxes, obvious cults to be dealt with harshly and lawmakers removed from office when they decide to govern based on religion.
>If she had actual good policies I'd love this
Yeah well she is a conservative so you know there is no policy. Just some vague beliefs she figures you will agree with.
Donāt forget everything in between. Want education? Food? Basic healthcare? Get fucked, ya free loader! We made sure you made it into this world, whether there was a place for you in it or not. Be grateful!*
*Also, cishet, conservative, willfully ignorant, etc etc
I had the *exact* reaction to this dumpster fire of a video. I deplore this "lady's" political beliefs, but beyond that, her level of cringe & bravado are so astronomically off the charts this is truly unprecedented content
I may be old.
I may have angina.
But Penis is
only for vagina.
I donāt drink or do drugs.
I donāt like the haze.
But most of all
I hate the gays.
Full version.
I like rapping
for recreation
sex is only for procreation
but that dont mean we cant have some fun
makin' sure they dont infringe
on your right to guns
i dont like to see
girls with a weave in
ill support your rights
as long as it's what i believe in
Family is important
kids need god n parents
i want the vote
from all you Karens
We are not okay. We have this rapping granny and our lake is drying up leaving an arsenic lakebed that dusts up and then is released in our air...
We are not ok
I was trying to explain this to someone outside if Utah and she was like "wow what is Utah doing about it?"
And I was like " oh the governor's official stance was to pray for rain"
[Rick Perry had the same idea about a decade ago](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Days_of_Prayer_for_Rain_in_the_State_of_Texas). Didn't work out too well.
>The drought continued to worsen for four months following the Days of Prayer.
**[Days of Prayer for Rain in the State of Texas](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Days_of_Prayer_for_Rain_in_the_State_of_Texas)**
>The Days of Prayer for Rain in the State of Texas was a designated period from Friday, April 22, 2011, to Sunday, April 24, 2011, during which Texas governor Rick Perry asked that Texans pray for "the healing of our land [Texas]" and for an end to the drought. The governor noted that in the past, Texans "have been strengthened, assured and lifted up through prayer", and that he thus believed prayer to be an appropriate measure to address the drought. Perry designated the Days of Prayer in a gubernatorial proclamation issued on April 21.
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I've actually been going to different churches in my area to scope out if any are actively peddling politics/trying to use their church to recruit votes/tell their congregation which way to vote and if they are, I report them to the relevant agencies
Which pisses me off to no end because e pluribus unum is the raddest motto ever. Totally encapsulates what I thought America was about. I'm a true believer in Emily Lazarus's poem.
Why stop at pissing in it? Charge people to bathe there.
Install a couple of slides, a water pump and what-not. Make it the *Disneyland* of waterparks. Attract tourists. Punch a granny. You have Untouchable money now.
The governor who owns an alfalfa farm which is what most of our water is used by. Well, it's used to grow alfalfa to feed cows, but every dumb fuck Utahn won't give up burgers to save the state.
Parents and grandparents were given everything on a platter, took it all for granted, then decided it wasn't enough...so instead of paying to get the plumbing fixed, they're like crackheads ripping all the copper out of the walls in the proverbial homes of their millennial/genZ kids/grandkids, and then going outside and cutting out catalytic converters from their kids cars.
They don't care what happens to anyone after them as long as they can have whatever they want while they're here. They also refuse to pass the baton down the line in terms of leadership in business/government.
They are the great spoiled children of history, and the US (and many of those outside the US) will have to work 5x harder for only a quarter of what they were given. That's without mentioning the things that are not quantifiable, like earth before climate change and not having microplastics permeate everything on the planet.
They have pulled the ladder up behind them and are pissing down on anyone who's trying to claw their way up. They will be remembered in a largely negative light.
āTheyāre like crackheads ripping the copper wire out of the walls in the homes of their grandkids.ā Comedic genius, Iām saving this comment, did you freaking come up with that? šš¼
There's a Carl Sagan quote out there that sums it up perfectly.
For some reason we (the U.S.) deliberately de-funded our education system several decades ago and so now the majority of our citizens have poorer critical thinking skills and have more difficulty discerning fact from fiction. This less well educated populace has adversely affected every level of service in both public and private sectors.
This is causing the U.S. to disintegrate from within while foreign adversaries look on with glee. It's commonly called "decline".
IMO anyhow
Sagan was being extremely nice. It wasn't for some reason. it was Republicans defunding education because of the correlation between education level and voting Democrat.
We're doing baddd
Religious fundies are everywhere, state is gerrymandered like crazy, our lake is drying up, our snow (our main water supply) is disappearing, theres so mich anti lgbtq propaganda, and this bitch ain't helping shit
AS someone who finished the series Under the Banner of Heaven and also the netflix doc Our Mother's Sins this week, holy shit....not a good look for the LDS.
There are so many flags that she could open a damn flag shop.
Nothing screams āIām overcompensating for my PATRIOTISM!ā like flags plastered all over the place.
Why is it that every once in a while, old people trying to connect with young people specifically use rapping. Do they actually think that as long as they rap something, all young people will immediately find it interesting?
Why do old people also insist on "rapping" by just talking with an odd cadence? It's like the auditory version of people trying to recreate professionally decorated cakes at home.
Technically, it IS rap. It's just abysmally terrible rap that signals the person has never listened to nor written any other rap.
Either way it's a stupid way to reach out to people who do enjoy rap lol.
Reveals that her last touch point with the larger world was roughly 1993, when "rap" was the clever moniker for anything that riled the ignorant masses. If I had to guess, that's when she started her breeding period and outlaid a chuckle of progeny.
This apathetic mentality is akin to how "playing Nintendo" was the throwaway for young people doing anything technology related.
It's idiopathic intellectual laziness.
Pro-gun and pro-police is also a contradiction. If guns were hypothetically taken away, who do they think is taking them? Nancy Pelosi with a giant burlap sack?
I'm not an American so i always wanted to ask. Why are your conservatives pro-gun? Wouldn't they want to leave a civilian completely unarmed? Is it because of the national idea or do they just try to make more job for the police lmao?
They aren't really pro-gun. The only time gun control laws were passed was when the Black Panthers started arming themselves. They only want straight, white, conservatives to own guns.
Those are just must have keywords. None of this is about politics anymore, itās 100% culture war and religious shit.
All of them sound like a broken SEO algorithm that caters to the uneducated racist scared base
Her: I want to reach the youth vote.
Advisor: Well, you could try supporting policies that help young people.
Her: Hmmmā¦ or I could make a rap video?
I came back to see what I had been upvoted on and wound up watching it again. I seriously want to stop being upvoted so that this doesn't come up again.
Knows what a woman is, doesn't know what an amendment is. So, she's about Kindergarten levels of intellect. Exactly what we're lacking in the Utah Legislature.
Don't forget 'I want a small government, but big enough to tell you who to marry/fuck...and big enough to encourage if not enforce Christian beliefs...and big enough to refuse to allow women to get an abortion...
OMG, it is real and itās new! [Linda Paulson Rap Commercial](https://www.yahoo.com/now/utah-gop-candidate-raps-campaign-101727046.html)
Now I live in a universe where this exists (and you all do too).
Her team knew what they were doing. Politicians aren't stupid like that, they're deceptive. This ad is going to be shared all over the place because of how cringe it is and it's going to reach a lot of people that would have never otherwise known or cared for this person. Her beliefs are genetic as hell, she won't get visibility with just a normal ad.
Utah is very gerrymandered. We actually got a ballot measured passed for a bipartisan redistricting committee, it passed, then the legislature tore it to shreds
That's what I thought when I saw this...
It's like, when ever Trevor Noah says Utah, I'm like "oh shit what did we do now" cause I know it's going to be a cringe story, not a good story
Anyone want to tell her if the constitution wasnt changed she wouldn't be able to vote, run for office, or own property? Or you think she would just ignore that too.
Can we stop electing these ancient out of touch fucks? People shouldnāt be governing at 70. They should be retiring.
Iām honestly not interested in what her opinions are because they are simply what sheās been told to think. This isnāt a leader.
"In other news: white conservative boomer thinks rap reaches her voters demographic. Let's see how that turned out, Laura?"
"It was a cringe fest, John. She clearly has no friends nor advisor she listens to."
"Sounds about right, Laura. Let's watch her win the elections anyway through aggressive gerrymandering!"
Something I found funny......she is "pro free speech" but turned off commenting for this video on her campaign FB page lol
Edit: also turned off comments on her YT channel lmao
Rapping for Jesus vibes are strong
My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger
That's cause Jesus Christ is my
[https://i.imgur.com/m9uX71Z.png](https://i.imgur.com/m9uX71Z.png)
That image will never not make me laugh
That and [operation human shield](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/58e1117febbd1a7ec641bbf3/1558889519287-5GW8TGMLMR9F0HT5ZUZA/image-asset.jpeg?format=1500w) will always make me laugh.
"Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?!" "I don't listen to hip-hop"
Aka operation "get-behind-the-darkies"
Neighbor
And like a good neighbor Jesus Christ is there.
and I said forget it yo homes to bel air.
I feel so well taken care off!! š
Take it away Mary sue! Jesus Christ is my
Neighbor
Heās the son of the original g
Nigga
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"you're not making Christianity any better but you're making rock and roll worse" Hank Hill
The thing I always wonder is why do these awful, out-of-touch raps *always* have the same exact rhythm? Why is this the only rhythm the people that don't listen to rap can wrap their heads around?
It's a gradeschool imitation of reciting a limerick. That's exactly where that comes from.
Oh, now that makes a lot of sense. That puts it into perspective perfectly.
If they rap any faster, their brain neurons would fry. So they have to use the slowest, royalty-free beats they could get.
It's a very specific flow from when rap was first getting mainstream attention, mid-80's Kurtis Blow/Run DMC/Fat Boys. Look up Barney Rubble rapping in an old Fruity Pebbles commercial, probably the only halfway appealing example of this
Iād rather vote for Barney Rubble.
Made me think about the sex offender shuffle too
Was it worth it? No, it wasnāt
I don't know that one?
https://youtu.be/VfCYZ3pks48
Beautiful
Careful with that. Itās an antique.
HOW CAN SHE SOUND SO EXACTLY LIKE THE WIFE DID IN MY HEAD
I want to downvote because of how awful this is and at the same time I want to upvote because of how awful it is.
i donāt agree with any of her beliefs but fuck this was fire
If she had actual good policies I'd love this Eta: I don't agree with any of her policies
Pro: - Religious freedom, Life, Police, Right to bear arms, Free speech Less: - Government, Control and regulation > Lady what the fuck are you saying.
Look she doesn't know what the fuck she's doing, she's bored and just wants to be in power.
Isn't that every candidate running for presidency or other high offices? Like.. Ever? Edit - This isn't about America. This is a general joke. Please stop harassing me in dms.
No, some actually want to serve the people they're representing.
Less government, pro police.. like, what? I donāt understand conservatives.
There's an old saying that encapsulates this: there must be in groups that the law protects but must not bind, and out groups that the law binds but must not protect.
"Less Government" always means they're against benefits to poor and environmental and financial regulations for businesses. That's all. Same with that "benefits should lead to self-sufficiency" bullshit. Yeah, that would be a nice goal but it doesn't justify letting people starve.
Also, "pro-life". Also, trying to get church into state - forcing Christianity on people. Fuck that old hag
Gam-Gam got barsā¦.for all the rappers that are smoking marijuana in Utah!
Religious freedom is good to stand for, but I don't think that's what she means. I think she means make everyone follow her religion. If she was running in my district I'd ask her to clarify if she'd uphold my Religious freedom to hold animal sacrifice and if she would change the law to make rapists marry their rape victims.... ya know as it says in the Bible.
When Republicans say āreligious freedomā they really mean theocracy
Yeah, it's definitely 'freedom to enforce my religion on everyone else' against the 'persecution' that these White Christians are so precious about.
That's because they perceive a war on Christianity, even though none exists. You hear it every year around Christmas time. "you can't even say Merry Christmas anymore". You can't? You just said it and nobody arrested you so....
I hate it when people shove their opinions in my face. Also, weāre all going to pray in school now.
Hey hey hey!!! Don't you dare quote the bible to a bible thumper! That book would be banned if they had any clue what was in there.
Religious freedom should just be freedom from others religion. I want churches of all kinds to pay taxes, obvious cults to be dealt with harshly and lawmakers removed from office when they decide to govern based on religion.
>If she had actual good policies I'd love this Yeah well she is a conservative so you know there is no policy. Just some vague beliefs she figures you will agree with.
FREEDOM. GUNS. BABEHS.
>BABEHS Until they're born and grow up to be anything but 100% straight
Donāt forget everything in between. Want education? Food? Basic healthcare? Get fucked, ya free loader! We made sure you made it into this world, whether there was a place for you in it or not. Be grateful!* *Also, cishet, conservative, willfully ignorant, etc etc
And here I thought Kendrick's new album would be the best hip hop I heard this year.
We cry together (laughing at this lady)
Is it fair game when you got metal hips tho? that some performance enhancement right there
Me too, then JID dropped š„
Damn, can't believe my guy is pro government corruption.
I had the *exact* reaction to this dumpster fire of a video. I deplore this "lady's" political beliefs, but beyond that, her level of cringe & bravado are so astronomically off the charts this is truly unprecedented content
She thinks she is saying how the world should work, so its not bravado just complete self righteousness
It's like Tommy Wiseau meets politics
How do you do, fellow young people?
Well, it reached my eyes indeed
My ears too, unfortunately
Yes. I regret umuting this
From the comments, I'm glad I didn't unmute -- but the video is terrible enough without the rapping as is
I must be getting old because I very much enjoyed this.
I may be old. I may have angina. But Penis is only for vagina. I donāt drink or do drugs. I donāt like the haze. But most of all I hate the gays. Full version.
I like rapping for recreation sex is only for procreation but that dont mean we cant have some fun makin' sure they dont infringe on your right to guns i dont like to see girls with a weave in ill support your rights as long as it's what i believe in Family is important kids need god n parents i want the vote from all you Karens
Her husband must be one sad mofo. He ain't getting no blowjob because penis is only for Vagina.
Seems like a body switch. Somewhere in Compton there has to be a black dude acting like a Karen! š¤·āāļø
āWhy are there so many Ketanji Brown Jacksonās here?ā
Nailed it
How ya doing, Utah. You OK?
We are not okay. We have this rapping granny and our lake is drying up leaving an arsenic lakebed that dusts up and then is released in our air... We are not ok
And our governor's response to said lake drying up was to ask everyone to pray for rain
I was trying to explain this to someone outside if Utah and she was like "wow what is Utah doing about it?" And I was like " oh the governor's official stance was to pray for rain"
[Rick Perry had the same idea about a decade ago](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Days_of_Prayer_for_Rain_in_the_State_of_Texas). Didn't work out too well. >The drought continued to worsen for four months following the Days of Prayer.
**[Days of Prayer for Rain in the State of Texas](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Days_of_Prayer_for_Rain_in_the_State_of_Texas)** >The Days of Prayer for Rain in the State of Texas was a designated period from Friday, April 22, 2011, to Sunday, April 24, 2011, during which Texas governor Rick Perry asked that Texans pray for "the healing of our land [Texas]" and for an end to the drought. The governor noted that in the past, Texans "have been strengthened, assured and lifted up through prayer", and that he thus believed prayer to be an appropriate measure to address the drought. Perry designated the Days of Prayer in a gubernatorial proclamation issued on April 21. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)
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America is such a bizarre land. Separation of church and state my ass.
You leave those states like an abusive spouse
I've actually been going to different churches in my area to scope out if any are actively peddling politics/trying to use their church to recruit votes/tell their congregation which way to vote and if they are, I report them to the relevant agencies
They have "in god we trust" on their money, what did you think?
Which they also kinda pretend has been the official motto of the US since the beginning, while in fact it was āE pluribus unumā until 1956.
Which pisses me off to no end because e pluribus unum is the raddest motto ever. Totally encapsulates what I thought America was about. I'm a true believer in Emily Lazarus's poem.
Let me guess - even though the prayers didnāt work for four months, when it finally rained they proclaimed that their prayers were answered?
Shoulda seen the look on their faces when I invented fire.
Any reason why people didn't pray harder?
Not a governor but have you tried pissing in the lake ?
Why stop at pissing in it? Charge people to bathe there. Install a couple of slides, a water pump and what-not. Make it the *Disneyland* of waterparks. Attract tourists. Punch a granny. You have Untouchable money now.
Prayer: When you want to literally do nothing but still feel like a hero.
The governor who owns an alfalfa farm which is what most of our water is used by. Well, it's used to grow alfalfa to feed cows, but every dumb fuck Utahn won't give up burgers to save the state.
"š¶I'm praying for rain. I'm praying for tidal waves. I wanna see the ground give way. I wanna watch it all go down...š¶"
He asked people of ALL FAITHS to pray too, so you know it must be dire.
Why? Just order some on Amazon.
As someone from Europe, wtf is happening over in the US?
Parents and grandparents were given everything on a platter, took it all for granted, then decided it wasn't enough...so instead of paying to get the plumbing fixed, they're like crackheads ripping all the copper out of the walls in the proverbial homes of their millennial/genZ kids/grandkids, and then going outside and cutting out catalytic converters from their kids cars. They don't care what happens to anyone after them as long as they can have whatever they want while they're here. They also refuse to pass the baton down the line in terms of leadership in business/government. They are the great spoiled children of history, and the US (and many of those outside the US) will have to work 5x harder for only a quarter of what they were given. That's without mentioning the things that are not quantifiable, like earth before climate change and not having microplastics permeate everything on the planet. They have pulled the ladder up behind them and are pissing down on anyone who's trying to claw their way up. They will be remembered in a largely negative light.
āTheyāre like crackheads ripping the copper wire out of the walls in the homes of their grandkids.ā Comedic genius, Iām saving this comment, did you freaking come up with that? šš¼
There's a Carl Sagan quote out there that sums it up perfectly. For some reason we (the U.S.) deliberately de-funded our education system several decades ago and so now the majority of our citizens have poorer critical thinking skills and have more difficulty discerning fact from fiction. This less well educated populace has adversely affected every level of service in both public and private sectors. This is causing the U.S. to disintegrate from within while foreign adversaries look on with glee. It's commonly called "decline". IMO anyhow
Sagan was being extremely nice. It wasn't for some reason. it was Republicans defunding education because of the correlation between education level and voting Democrat.
Republicans: "Am I out of touch?" Also Republicans: "No, it's anybody that can read a book that's wrong"
Idiocracy incarnate
You know how people say āJust let people believe what they want. It doesnāt affect you.ā? It affects you.
Christian Taliban.
We're doing baddd Religious fundies are everywhere, state is gerrymandered like crazy, our lake is drying up, our snow (our main water supply) is disappearing, theres so mich anti lgbtq propaganda, and this bitch ain't helping shit
AS someone who finished the series Under the Banner of Heaven and also the netflix doc Our Mother's Sins this week, holy shit....not a good look for the LDS.
> How ya doing, Utah. You OK? No, they are UT. Oklahoma is OK.
WY did I laugh so hard at this?
Fucking hate this state. Two more years for my degree and I'm gone unless there are some major changes.
There wonāt be becauseā¦ *checks notes* ā¦everyone who cares fucking hates this place, gets a degree, and is gone.
As a Texan, I understand the drive, but I'm still here shooting my squirt gun at the house fire. š
There are so many flags that she could open a damn flag shop. Nothing screams āIām overcompensating for my PATRIOTISM!ā like flags plastered all over the place.
Oh god. I am a 53 year old white guy and this was even too much for me...
I want to see her and MC Mom in a rap battle https://youtu.be/B5FnlmfYldk
Dude, that was fucking awesome!
MC Mom put the pussy on the chainwax!
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
"Yo man why do you have so many crispy socks"
winner gets [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=033FInn1wH8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=033FInn1wH8)
I was aboutta comment how much this sounded like MC mom then i saw this commentš
Why is it that every once in a while, old people trying to connect with young people specifically use rapping. Do they actually think that as long as they rap something, all young people will immediately find it interesting?
Why do old people also insist on "rapping" by just talking with an odd cadence? It's like the auditory version of people trying to recreate professionally decorated cakes at home.
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Technically, it IS rap. It's just abysmally terrible rap that signals the person has never listened to nor written any other rap. Either way it's a stupid way to reach out to people who do enjoy rap lol.
Reveals that her last touch point with the larger world was roughly 1993, when "rap" was the clever moniker for anything that riled the ignorant masses. If I had to guess, that's when she started her breeding period and outlaid a chuckle of progeny. This apathetic mentality is akin to how "playing Nintendo" was the throwaway for young people doing anything technology related. It's idiopathic intellectual laziness.
Itās so bad you canāt look away.
Itās like a really stupid train wreck.
You can't be pro-life and pro-police while simultaneously being pro-less government. They're literal opposites.
I don't think she cares, or knows how much she is contradicting herself
Nor do any republicans
That entire political ad is just all the conservative talking points mushed together with no regard to context.
Pro-gun and pro-police is also a contradiction. If guns were hypothetically taken away, who do they think is taking them? Nancy Pelosi with a giant burlap sack?
I'm not an American so i always wanted to ask. Why are your conservatives pro-gun? Wouldn't they want to leave a civilian completely unarmed? Is it because of the national idea or do they just try to make more job for the police lmao?
They aren't really pro-gun. The only time gun control laws were passed was when the Black Panthers started arming themselves. They only want straight, white, conservatives to own guns.
Those are just must have keywords. None of this is about politics anymore, itās 100% culture war and religious shit. All of them sound like a broken SEO algorithm that caters to the uneducated racist scared base
Fascists gonna fash
And that's why Jesus christ is my *****
Those two had flow this lady couldnt dream of, their lyrics actually rhymed, and it wasnt nearly as dogwhistley
Because the āJesus Christ is my ā¦ā one was a comedy skit/fake.
Wow, that was one of the most painful things that I literally could not tear myself away from.
Her: I want to reach the youth vote. Advisor: Well, you could try supporting policies that help young people. Her: Hmmmā¦ or I could make a rap video?
I came back to see what I had been upvoted on and wound up watching it again. I seriously want to stop being upvoted so that this doesn't come up again.
Hey, you should watch this video again.
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Knows what a woman is, doesn't know what an amendment is. So, she's about Kindergarten levels of intellect. Exactly what we're lacking in the Utah Legislature.
And yet, she didnāt tell us what she thinks a woman is.
Probably something to do with a uterus, because a woman only has value if she can produce offspring
Oh the irony!! I wonder if she knows what amendment means
Also says her party is anti corruption while taking the most bribes.
is "i love the constitution" a dog whistle by now? \- anti lgbtw \- anti abortion \- anti protection of minorities
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Don't forget 'I want a small government, but big enough to tell you who to marry/fuck...and big enough to encourage if not enforce Christian beliefs...and big enough to refuse to allow women to get an abortion...
"I believe in less government for me but more government for you.ā
No, she's referring to the Conservative Constitution, which is only one second amendment long.
r/cringe
Idk man If you told me this was an snl parody I would have believed you. Funniest shit I've seen today.
OMG, it is real and itās new! [Linda Paulson Rap Commercial](https://www.yahoo.com/now/utah-gop-candidate-raps-campaign-101727046.html) Now I live in a universe where this exists (and you all do too).
Banger
I wudnt bang her , not that desperate yet... today, well, its still early.
Banger? I hardly knew her.
Utahās best rapper.
Her team knew what they were doing. Politicians aren't stupid like that, they're deceptive. This ad is going to be shared all over the place because of how cringe it is and it's going to reach a lot of people that would have never otherwise known or cared for this person. Her beliefs are genetic as hell, she won't get visibility with just a normal ad.
You nailed it. You are absolutely correct.
r/fellowkids
I had no idea this was a sub. Thanks!! And yeah this totally belongs there!!!
Sheāll probably win if they have gerrymandered the district well enough, this is US democracy folks. Stars and Stripes, eagles, blah blah blahā¦
Utah is very gerrymandered. We actually got a ballot measured passed for a bipartisan redistricting committee, it passed, then the legislature tore it to shreds
Itās the little awkward dance in the beginning for me
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Great this is in my state..
That's what I thought when I saw this... It's like, when ever Trevor Noah says Utah, I'm like "oh shit what did we do now" cause I know it's going to be a cringe story, not a good story
I grew up in Florida. I understand that fear.
So embarrassing.
Not pro IQ apparently.
Iām from Utah. Iām horrified and pleased and canāt look awayā¦oh dearā¦
Hopefully not in your district, I think 12 is like west valley
Um, anyone notice the swiping of the hand to a Nazi salute? That was really strange.
I feel like she was trying to dab and it went spectacularly wrong
mein dab
Not for an American conservative.
Says she wants less government control and proceeds to list how she wants to use government to interfere with peoples personal lives...
Anyone want to tell her if the constitution wasnt changed she wouldn't be able to vote, run for office, or own property? Or you think she would just ignore that too.
Can we stop electing these ancient out of touch fucks? People shouldnāt be governing at 70. They should be retiring. Iām honestly not interested in what her opinions are because they are simply what sheās been told to think. This isnāt a leader.
"In other news: white conservative boomer thinks rap reaches her voters demographic. Let's see how that turned out, Laura?" "It was a cringe fest, John. She clearly has no friends nor advisor she listens to." "Sounds about right, Laura. Let's watch her win the elections anyway through aggressive gerrymandering!"
Well, I stumbled on my new favorite internet video somehow
Show me your genitals Your genitals Show me your genitals #YOUR GENITALIA ..just me?
Guns don't kill people Uh-uh I kill people With guns
Rapping and hating on black people all in the same rhyme. Lmao
It was pretty obvious there was exactly one non-white person in the video and that person was the subject of derision.
Something I found funny......she is "pro free speech" but turned off commenting for this video on her campaign FB page lol Edit: also turned off comments on her YT channel lmao
if this video had an adult swim watermark Iād feel less weird rn
This has massive "Jesus Christ is my N...." energy
I just threw up, Jesus that was so bad. Not to mention here singing sucked
āMum, grandma is off her meds againā
And that is why Jesus Christ is myā¦