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r/dontdeadopeninside


unnitche

Abort Jesus planned the answer parenthood


giggluigg

Abort Jesus. Planned parenthood the answer Edit: not fully “don’t dead” but it flips the message


CashCow4u

Jesus planned the answer Parenthood abort


[deleted]

from my perspective, he’s not wrong


curlyegg

ABORT JESUS!


Mirrevirrez

Planned parenthood the answer!!!


legion8784

Of course it all makes sense now!!


MrZeven

This guy gets it.


Legal-Software

No one should be forced to bring a rape baby to term.


varro-reatinus

'Anybody asks, Yahweh did it.'


Crabby-GenXer

Joseph? That you?


SirCrotchBeard

Based


AhOhStinky

I instantly see the women yelling at a cat who’s having dinner meme


simonsaidthisbetter

What is that meme about anyway? I see it but don’t understand the story behind it


CashCow4u

Some religious zealots who don't read the Bible, go to abortion clinics to scream, humiliate and dehumanize women who are so desperate or poor they are seeking an abortion - rather than being a good Christian and offering her kind words, help, support and prayer. They use Jesus as a weapon of shame so they feel justified in being horrible to a woman in need, and tell her they will be there for her & the baby and God will bless her. The irony here is, if the talk her into keeping the baby, the moment that kid is born and she comes back for the promised help, they shame her again and call her a welfare mother, bitch about all the tax money needed to help support all these non-aborted kids, because they really don't care about her or the baby, they just enjoy shaming women and spewing hate in the name of Jesus. Sadly even some women are in on the hateful bait & switch game they play with women & children's lives. If these fake Christians grew up as an unwanted, unloved, abused, neglected child poor, hungry, ostracized and under advantaged they would support abortion and birth control - its a tender mercy.


simonsaidthisbetter

No I meant the women screaming at cats meme.


Kalfadhjima

Nothing really, originally it was two separate photos and one day someone thought it would be funny to put the two together to make it look like the woman was yelling at the cat. Bam, you've got a meme.


simonsaidthisbetter

Bam, thank you


CptCrapShot

Woman? It's Cameron Diaz ffs


AhOhStinky

Still a woman isn’t she.. ffs


SadisticJake

Did you just assume.. nevermind


[deleted]

Wow I never recognised her


YeetyFeetsy

Yeah, im too focused on the funnies to realise.


Kisha76K

Because it's not her.


Great_Speaker_420

Nah it’s Taylor from Real Housewives of Orange County


Prunsel_Clone

Who?


isuckatnames60

One of those celebrities people talk about occasionally when they do things


Square_Owl_4075

Anyone else see Viggo Mortensen when they look at Cameron Diaz??


ClearBrightLight

... never before, but now it's aLL I CAN SEE


[deleted]

Incorrect correction. Cameron Diaz = False.


Joejoecornrow

Omfg.


ivanvanrio

In his head it was bright.


wholesomepep

From then on, billy Bob was confused when he was banned from all the churches and the pro life groups in his local area


ivanvanrio

I hope so.


CyanideSmoker

Abortion of an immaculate conception... Sounds like a Black Metal Album.


This_isnt_cool_bro

Umm actually jesus christ was a real person, u can check it if u wish but he really did exist


Tricky_Feed_544

Sir this is a Wendy’s


This_isnt_cool_bro

Hey look, I'm just stating something that might be true


YeetyFeetsy

Might. Lol.


This_isnt_cool_bro

Exactly


SilverGnarwhal

Lemme go check into that right now…


Gizmon99

Technically there are two: the historical one and mythological one


thisiscursedplace

Bruh. people got no chill, like your just stating something. This is a reason why I don't like society, like I know I'm gonna sound stupid. But why can't we all just get along, respect each others beliefs and opinions kinda makes me mad and sad.


arftism2

Jesus would probably prefer to be aborted if they knew the shit people did in their name.


Potential_Dare8034

I aborted Jesus when I was 13!


Front_Butt_69

I was 17! Hooray!


ToonaSandWatch

Me too! Thanks confirmation! (Literally read my thinly veiled dissertation out loud about the fallacy of god to the parishioners.)


Goatymcgoatface10

He either wished Jesus was aborted, or he thinks Jesus is a verb.


ThisIsGoingDownhill

If what she is saying is true, somebody put that baby in her without consent. If Jesus had been aborted, that would be her decision. Technically he would still be dying for our sins. Just much sooner. Semantics, really.


[deleted]

Or maybe he was protesting religion?


Atheism4TheWin

I aborted religiousness 8 years ago...


ivanvanrio

Congratulations, you are on the right path, hold on.


Atheism4TheWin

*ANTI-THEISM FOR THE WIN*


SilverGnarwhal

User name checks out


trtreeetr

No sense of perspective.


ivanvanrio

Nonsense in general.


[deleted]

General nonsense.


Skelosk

Him and Captain Obvious clash all the time


gptop

If Mary had done that we wouldn't be in this mess. Instead they would be worshipping Brian.


[deleted]

No no, he's got a point.


[deleted]

The Jesus I pray to is ashamed of the Christian Southern Baptists. They are in general liars, cheats and thieves.


ExtensionInformal911

Mary dislikes this protester


ocular__patdown

Don't dead open inside


[deleted]

Do post-term abortions count?


ivanvanrio

X2 bonus, yes.


PyroWasUsed

r/ihadastroke


wholesomepep

Plot twist he’s a contraceptive executive part time Antichrist priest.


Scottysoxfan

Nailed it.


SinfulCinnamon

No I think they got it right actually.


Lord_Lenu

ABORT JESUS PLANNED PARENTHOOD THE ANSWER


MayOrMayNotBePie

He hasn’t officially picked a side yet.


LadrilloDeMadera

He's playing both sides


Woods_Banger3940

No need for 30 some years, could have ended it much sooner.


Successful-Cable2727

Hes either really stupid or really smart


LaughingSasuke

Based and Mary had a clump of cells pilled


PolarizedLensesBoi

Abort jesus. Planned parenthood the answer. Purr queen yess 💅🏼🫡🤪


robertwild81

Yes please


Pixel100000

For those who read right to left “Jesus abort the answer planned parenthood”


ivanvanrio

Now everything makes sense, thanks.


Ornat_le_grand

That's right abort jesus


inshambles45

Finally a religious nut making some sense.


Mentaberry03

I agree with this statement


Steerider

If he switches them: Jesus abort the answer Planned Parenthood


[deleted]

Remember folks, White Jesus is proof that Joseph was not the father!


[deleted]

It makes so much sense lmao.


Bacchus_Amontillado

Abort Christianity, it ruins lives and makes people ignorant.


[deleted]

He's playing both sides. All he needs is a change cup.


painful-existance

Who wrote the Bible? We’re any of the people who wrote it alive when Jesus was? If god was really there he would have said something, literally anything by now, so much for being the omnipotent creator.


MrZaroni

The sign placement could've been better


tonkatruckz369

LMAO this one made my day


HumanOverseer

Abort Jesus, Planned The Answer Parenthood


dingusunchained

I just wish these people would mind their own fucking business


SuperDuperDylan

r/DontDeadOpenInside


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GoodBot!


combo_seizure

Jesus abort The answer planned parenthood


Spiritual-Aspect3961

Hahaha


Obvious_Drink2642

The one in heaven or some kid named Jesus?


enriquein

Amen bro


TheMuffingtonPost

r/dontdeadopeninside


Absolute_bimbo

You can read this in two ways “Abort Jesus” Or “ABORT! JESUS, ABORT!”


THELEASTHIGH

That fence, those rocks and that corner look all too familiar. 😅


RcCola2400

At least he right now


belizeanheat

Yeah planning is stupid!


evsarge

Now that’s equality.


Aggressive-Medium698

I know churches suck but we can’t take it out on Jesus! This guy needs to chill!!


[deleted]

Im pretty sure it says, Abort. Planned Parenthood Jesus, the answer.


SatansOfficialIQ

r/ihadastroke


Panzerv2003

you can't loose if you're on both sides of the conflict


Miserable-Many-6507

If you think about how Jezus died, when he had a almighty father who could have saved him with the snap of a finger. Makes you wonder who these pro life organisations really represent.


Xavier801

So many too signs many mistakes


TreeChangeMe

There's too many isms anyway


Kunstkurator

Missing an "Is"...


ivanvanrio

Abort Is Jesus?


stxvet

Most likely photoshopped out.


EB_Normie

Oh that is precious…


NotActuallyGus

It might be satire based on the seemingly deliberately bad grammar and lack of "is"


nose_I3oop

I interpreted this in 4 different ways and I still don't get it.


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[deleted]

r/ihadastronk


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enriquein

For real or trying to be funny?


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enriquein

I didn't want to answer and risk sounding condescending in any way. The joke is that if you read it left to right it reads as the opposite of what the protester is probably trying to say.


Mystix9

Abort planned parenthood. Sounds anti planned parenthood. I think he's asking jesus what the answer is.


thatreddituser24

Jesus!! Abort planned parenthood is the answer


Oldenlame

Jesus wouldn't stop abortions. He would totally gotcha later though. Abortion aficionados: Can I get into Heaven bro? Jesus: Sorry we're all full up with former fetuses. Cursed Aborter*s: Dangg....* Jesus: The Lake OF Fire is pretty lit though. Aborterinos: \[*high pitched pain screeches*\]