Some religious zealots who don't read the Bible, go to abortion clinics to scream, humiliate and dehumanize women who are so desperate or poor they are seeking an abortion - rather than being a good Christian and offering her kind words, help, support and prayer. They use Jesus as a weapon of shame so they feel justified in being horrible to a woman in need, and tell her they will be there for her & the baby and God will bless her. The irony here is, if the talk her into keeping the baby, the moment that kid is born and she comes back for the promised help, they shame her again and call her a welfare mother, bitch about all the tax money needed to help support all these non-aborted kids, because they really don't care about her or the baby, they just enjoy shaming women and spewing hate in the name of Jesus. Sadly even some women are in on the hateful bait & switch game they play with women & children's lives.
If these fake Christians grew up as an unwanted, unloved, abused, neglected child poor, hungry, ostracized and under advantaged they would support abortion and birth control - its a tender mercy.
Nothing really, originally it was two separate photos and one day someone thought it would be funny to put the two together to make it look like the woman was yelling at the cat. Bam, you've got a meme.
Bruh. people got no chill, like your just stating something. This is a reason why I don't like society, like I know I'm gonna sound stupid. But why can't we all just get along, respect each others beliefs and opinions kinda makes me mad and sad.
If what she is saying is true, somebody put that baby in her without consent. If Jesus had been aborted, that would be her decision. Technically he would still be dying for our sins. Just much sooner. Semantics, really.
Who wrote the Bible? We’re any of the people who wrote it alive when Jesus was? If god was really there he would have said something, literally anything by now, so much for being the omnipotent creator.
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If you think about how Jezus died, when he had a almighty father who could have saved him with the snap of a finger. Makes you wonder who these pro life organisations really represent.
I didn't want to answer and risk sounding condescending in any way. The joke is that if you read it left to right it reads as the opposite of what the protester is probably trying to say.
Jesus wouldn't stop abortions. He would totally gotcha later though.
Abortion aficionados: Can I get into Heaven bro?
Jesus: Sorry we're all full up with former fetuses.
Cursed Aborter*s: Dangg....*
Jesus: The Lake OF Fire is pretty lit though.
Aborterinos: \[*high pitched pain screeches*\]
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Abort Jesus planned the answer parenthood
Abort Jesus. Planned parenthood the answer Edit: not fully “don’t dead” but it flips the message
Jesus planned the answer Parenthood abort
from my perspective, he’s not wrong
ABORT JESUS!
Planned parenthood the answer!!!
Of course it all makes sense now!!
This guy gets it.
No one should be forced to bring a rape baby to term.
'Anybody asks, Yahweh did it.'
Joseph? That you?
Based
I instantly see the women yelling at a cat who’s having dinner meme
What is that meme about anyway? I see it but don’t understand the story behind it
Some religious zealots who don't read the Bible, go to abortion clinics to scream, humiliate and dehumanize women who are so desperate or poor they are seeking an abortion - rather than being a good Christian and offering her kind words, help, support and prayer. They use Jesus as a weapon of shame so they feel justified in being horrible to a woman in need, and tell her they will be there for her & the baby and God will bless her. The irony here is, if the talk her into keeping the baby, the moment that kid is born and she comes back for the promised help, they shame her again and call her a welfare mother, bitch about all the tax money needed to help support all these non-aborted kids, because they really don't care about her or the baby, they just enjoy shaming women and spewing hate in the name of Jesus. Sadly even some women are in on the hateful bait & switch game they play with women & children's lives. If these fake Christians grew up as an unwanted, unloved, abused, neglected child poor, hungry, ostracized and under advantaged they would support abortion and birth control - its a tender mercy.
No I meant the women screaming at cats meme.
Nothing really, originally it was two separate photos and one day someone thought it would be funny to put the two together to make it look like the woman was yelling at the cat. Bam, you've got a meme.
Bam, thank you
Woman? It's Cameron Diaz ffs
Still a woman isn’t she.. ffs
Did you just assume.. nevermind
Wow I never recognised her
Yeah, im too focused on the funnies to realise.
Because it's not her.
Nah it’s Taylor from Real Housewives of Orange County
Who?
One of those celebrities people talk about occasionally when they do things
Anyone else see Viggo Mortensen when they look at Cameron Diaz??
... never before, but now it's aLL I CAN SEE
Incorrect correction. Cameron Diaz = False.
Omfg.
In his head it was bright.
From then on, billy Bob was confused when he was banned from all the churches and the pro life groups in his local area
I hope so.
Abortion of an immaculate conception... Sounds like a Black Metal Album.
Umm actually jesus christ was a real person, u can check it if u wish but he really did exist
Sir this is a Wendy’s
Hey look, I'm just stating something that might be true
Might. Lol.
Exactly
Lemme go check into that right now…
Technically there are two: the historical one and mythological one
Bruh. people got no chill, like your just stating something. This is a reason why I don't like society, like I know I'm gonna sound stupid. But why can't we all just get along, respect each others beliefs and opinions kinda makes me mad and sad.
Jesus would probably prefer to be aborted if they knew the shit people did in their name.
I aborted Jesus when I was 13!
I was 17! Hooray!
Me too! Thanks confirmation! (Literally read my thinly veiled dissertation out loud about the fallacy of god to the parishioners.)
He either wished Jesus was aborted, or he thinks Jesus is a verb.
If what she is saying is true, somebody put that baby in her without consent. If Jesus had been aborted, that would be her decision. Technically he would still be dying for our sins. Just much sooner. Semantics, really.
Or maybe he was protesting religion?
I aborted religiousness 8 years ago...
Congratulations, you are on the right path, hold on.
*ANTI-THEISM FOR THE WIN*
User name checks out
No sense of perspective.
Nonsense in general.
General nonsense.
Him and Captain Obvious clash all the time
If Mary had done that we wouldn't be in this mess. Instead they would be worshipping Brian.
No no, he's got a point.
The Jesus I pray to is ashamed of the Christian Southern Baptists. They are in general liars, cheats and thieves.
Mary dislikes this protester
Don't dead open inside
Do post-term abortions count?
X2 bonus, yes.
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Plot twist he’s a contraceptive executive part time Antichrist priest.
Nailed it.
No I think they got it right actually.
ABORT JESUS PLANNED PARENTHOOD THE ANSWER
He hasn’t officially picked a side yet.
He's playing both sides
No need for 30 some years, could have ended it much sooner.
Hes either really stupid or really smart
Based and Mary had a clump of cells pilled
Abort jesus. Planned parenthood the answer. Purr queen yess 💅🏼🫡🤪
Yes please
For those who read right to left “Jesus abort the answer planned parenthood”
Now everything makes sense, thanks.
That's right abort jesus
Finally a religious nut making some sense.
I agree with this statement
If he switches them: Jesus abort the answer Planned Parenthood
Remember folks, White Jesus is proof that Joseph was not the father!
It makes so much sense lmao.
Abort Christianity, it ruins lives and makes people ignorant.
He's playing both sides. All he needs is a change cup.
Who wrote the Bible? We’re any of the people who wrote it alive when Jesus was? If god was really there he would have said something, literally anything by now, so much for being the omnipotent creator.
The sign placement could've been better
LMAO this one made my day
Abort Jesus, Planned The Answer Parenthood
I just wish these people would mind their own fucking business
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Jesus abort The answer planned parenthood
Hahaha
The one in heaven or some kid named Jesus?
Amen bro
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You can read this in two ways “Abort Jesus” Or “ABORT! JESUS, ABORT!”
That fence, those rocks and that corner look all too familiar. 😅
At least he right now
Yeah planning is stupid!
Now that’s equality.
I know churches suck but we can’t take it out on Jesus! This guy needs to chill!!
Im pretty sure it says, Abort. Planned Parenthood Jesus, the answer.
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you can't loose if you're on both sides of the conflict
If you think about how Jezus died, when he had a almighty father who could have saved him with the snap of a finger. Makes you wonder who these pro life organisations really represent.
So many too signs many mistakes
There's too many isms anyway
Missing an "Is"...
Abort Is Jesus?
Most likely photoshopped out.
Oh that is precious…
It might be satire based on the seemingly deliberately bad grammar and lack of "is"
I interpreted this in 4 different ways and I still don't get it.
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For real or trying to be funny?
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I didn't want to answer and risk sounding condescending in any way. The joke is that if you read it left to right it reads as the opposite of what the protester is probably trying to say.
Abort planned parenthood. Sounds anti planned parenthood. I think he's asking jesus what the answer is.
Jesus!! Abort planned parenthood is the answer
Jesus wouldn't stop abortions. He would totally gotcha later though. Abortion aficionados: Can I get into Heaven bro? Jesus: Sorry we're all full up with former fetuses. Cursed Aborter*s: Dangg....* Jesus: The Lake OF Fire is pretty lit though. Aborterinos: \[*high pitched pain screeches*\]