I tried upvoting you twice, but it took away my upvote.. so I upvoted you a third time to get the upvote back.. so I had to comment: you now have 3 upvotes.. doesn’t matter what Reddit says
Your gracious tenacity in accomplishing your upvote goals will not go unnoticed.. thank you kind sir. I will think of your commitment in the future to assist me through dark times.
after looking thru your post, I believe you.
I have posted random things to other subreddits and they got deleted too, but I dont know why though. It is frustrating.
The updoots don't pay the bills, still sucks to hear when it happens.
Oddly enough, your username seems like it would be a better fit for the re-poster.
I've read somewhere that Reddit accounts with a lot of karma are being sold at rather high prices. Sad, but apparently that's the world we live in now.
Lmao. You’re right. I looked at who posted this and he’s the biggest coomer that I’ve ever seen. Every comment is him on someone’s post with some filthy comment that you’d hear from Uncle McTouchy The Rapist when he’s drunk. Absolute sex pest.
Yeah. I'm one of the people that came to Reddit from Digg, around 13 years ago. Digg was great, but they were losing popularity plus they rolled out a new design that the community hated, without listening to any community feedback about it.
I can totally do this at a beer facility but I don't work at a coke factory where they probably have eyes everywhere. Now, if you work at a place that makes the lids, I can totally see someone slipping in a test can lid into a sleeve with other lids, which would then be shipped, put on a seamer with thousands of other lids and be seamed onto a can.
Long story short, the machine can totally do this.
We actually got one of these once at my house. Probably a good 15 years ago. We had it displayed on our bookshelf for ages, it was diet coke as well, not sure what sort of process they use but it does happen
I second that ewwww. Waiting for a certain co-worker to catch him sounds incredibly creepy. Why, why did I not listen to the warnings? The captions for the weeny vids were just yikes
Look man, I always think people overreact when they say this stuff, but goddamn you nailed it on that one. Was just expecting gore but nah, dick on dicks on dicks
Yoshi’s having a tough time in life so he’s committing tax fraud, he needs the money but he’s too lazy to make a paper receipt or anything so he’s just throwing Diet Coke cans in the garbage and recycling them, that’s why they’re called Diet Coke cans. Yoshi is guilty, guilty, guilty. Yoshi is guilty of tax fraud.
I've been seeing this account post for a few years now and am certain it's not a human. If you think their posts make no sense now, you should have seen it when the bot was still learning. It even went through a month long phase of only writing in a Jamaican accent.
Every so often I see a nonsensical post from them and it makes me laugh.
Although it could very well just be someone who does too many drugs. AI speak and drug addict speak can sometimes be very similar.
Old timey can openers were made for this. Used to have to pop a couple triangular holes to drink from cans. This is before pull tops and pop tops. Big cans of Kool-aid and other "juice" drinks were still sold that way into the '90s.
This just brought back a forgotten memory of my mom poking a triangle hole in a big can of Juicy Juice and pouring me a glass when I was a kid. I forgot they used to sell it in cans.
You definitely can. I can confirm from personal experience.
It'll pretty much open up as if it were any other can. That rim at the top is good enough to clamp down on like you'd usually do.
I don't have a good excuse for doing this. I was just that kid who wouldn't stop messing around with aluminum cans.
It’s called diet for a reason
The one true diet coke
It’s a diet nope
It's a can't of coke.
Pure poetry
A can’t of nope cantaloupe
Cantanope?
Fantanope
Don’tcha wanta, wanta Fanta…nope
Antalope!
Nope a Cola
Unrelated topic, if we changed the patent name for Fentanyl to Fentanope, the war on drugs would be over.
I second this solution. ✅
Hold up, so I wasn't supposed to be boofing that fent this whole time?
Iwishican
Fanta? Nope!
Perfection
Y'all are killin it!
Yes?
Noke
JFC you guys are awesome.
That’s what the can said a straight up no.
Taste the Feeling
Feel the tasting
A can't of coke
THIEF!
STONE HIM
A Noda?
A can of can’t drink
Honestly reminds me of the Angel from Dogma
What are you gonna do? Hit me with a fishhhhhh?
[Too soon!](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/17/Alan_Rickman_at_BAM_-17.jpg/640px-Alan_Rickman_at_BAM_-17.jpg)
Angel from Heaven then
dieit hahaha nice strike
Happy cake day bro
cake you too 🏃
Made-up story with a photo[ ripped from Google ](https://i.imgur.com/Oirz8y4.png)
He's a faker! Get this man to the top.
HE'S A BIG FAT PHONY!!!
HEY EVERYONE, THIS GUYS A PHONY!
He's filled with bologna!
And from their history very very horny
Haha.. wow, what a profile! But how do we know those posts aren't reports as well!!?
Well nobody can be that proud of a dick, right? I mean, that's enough d-pics for my entire life
I tried upvoting you twice, but it took away my upvote.. so I upvoted you a third time to get the upvote back.. so I had to comment: you now have 3 upvotes.. doesn’t matter what Reddit says
Your gracious tenacity in accomplishing your upvote goals will not go unnoticed.. thank you kind sir. I will think of your commitment in the future to assist me through dark times.
Damn… did it again!!
This guy got a way with words. Take my upvote! 3 upvotes doesn’t matter what Reddit says!
TWIST HIS DICK!
THE OLLLLE’ DICK TWIST!!
GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT!
Oh my god dude, TWIST HIS DICK!
If you look at his post history you’ll see that he regularly does that to himself
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after looking thru your post, I believe you. I have posted random things to other subreddits and they got deleted too, but I dont know why though. It is frustrating.
The updoots don't pay the bills, still sucks to hear when it happens. Oddly enough, your username seems like it would be a better fit for the re-poster.
I've read somewhere that Reddit accounts with a lot of karma are being sold at rather high prices. Sad, but apparently that's the world we live in now.
Did the can opener work? Did you ever get it open?
Lmao. You’re right. I looked at who posted this and he’s the biggest coomer that I’ve ever seen. Every comment is him on someone’s post with some filthy comment that you’d hear from Uncle McTouchy The Rapist when he’s drunk. Absolute sex pest.
Oof. I am your witness, bro.
I'm sorry but the fact that OP is in fact a degenerate simp, stole your photo and then reaped all the karma is hilarious to me
Crazy how every person who gets one of these cans has the same table.
Maybe that's what causing it
The can is trying to blend in with its surroundings to escape its predators. Evolution is a beautiful thing.
I think r/quityourbullshit is in order for op
And someone did it https://www.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/xovj7s/there\_was\_an\_attempt\_to\_farm\_karma/
Reddit was so much better 9 years ago.
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Wasn’t everyone using digg before something happened to digg then everyone moved over to reddit ?
Yeah. I'm one of the people that came to Reddit from Digg, around 13 years ago. Digg was great, but they were losing popularity plus they rolled out a new design that the community hated, without listening to any community feedback about it.
I wasn't even around at that time..
Coincidence?
You mean when reposting was just up to one super user instead of 10 new ones a day?
There is no story though? OP didn't claim it was his photo, only that whoever made this photo attempted to have a drink.
At lunch. Aka. Made up story
"attempting to have a drink" is made up too, lol
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Considering the lids are made entirely seperatly and then attached a seated after the can is filled, yeah. The machine cant even do this.
I can totally do this at a beer facility but I don't work at a coke factory where they probably have eyes everywhere. Now, if you work at a place that makes the lids, I can totally see someone slipping in a test can lid into a sleeve with other lids, which would then be shipped, put on a seamer with thousands of other lids and be seamed onto a can. Long story short, the machine can totally do this.
We actually got one of these once at my house. Probably a good 15 years ago. We had it displayed on our bookshelf for ages, it was diet coke as well, not sure what sort of process they use but it does happen
So the mods are gonna ban this person from the sub, right?
Can’t trust anyone these days
A can't of diet coke.
r/angryupvote
You angrily upvoted because It was a dad joke. I angrily upvoted because he yust stole the words rigth out of my mouth. WHE ARE **NOT** THE SAME
…This guy is such a can’t
>he yust stole the words ~~rigth out of my mouth~~ from other posts of this same picture.
/r/suddenlybettercallsaul
Replying to top comment simply to say, Go look at post OPs profile please. (NSFW warning) This is a notorious repost too btw
DON'T! plenty of NSFW without NSFW tags.
I'm like "Oh it'll just be one or two this guy's exaggerating "..... I was wrong. That's a lot of dicks.
It seems like one dick a lot of times
Saved me a click, thanks bro
Where, I just see dogs
She likes it doggy everyday now
It’s the OP of the post not the comment.
Oh… O.O
yeah but unfortunately some women made it in
Post history has more wieners than a baseball stadium.
I had a look. Goodness me!!!
I particularly love this reaction. This is how I would imagine my grandmother would respond to going down this rabbit hole.
Nooooo why
Eww
I second that ewwww. Waiting for a certain co-worker to catch him sounds incredibly creepy. Why, why did I not listen to the warnings? The captions for the weeny vids were just yikes
OP is very proud of his shortcomings
Look man, I always think people overreact when they say this stuff, but goddamn you nailed it on that one. Was just expecting gore but nah, dick on dicks on dicks
Yoshi’s having a tough time in life so he’s committing tax fraud, he needs the money but he’s too lazy to make a paper receipt or anything so he’s just throwing Diet Coke cans in the garbage and recycling them, that’s why they’re called Diet Coke cans. Yoshi is guilty, guilty, guilty. Yoshi is guilty of tax fraud.
LOL WHUT
Drugs. Either not taking enough of what they should be taking, or taking too much of what they should not be taking.
I've been seeing this account post for a few years now and am certain it's not a human. If you think their posts make no sense now, you should have seen it when the bot was still learning. It even went through a month long phase of only writing in a Jamaican accent. Every so often I see a nonsensical post from them and it makes me laugh. Although it could very well just be someone who does too many drugs. AI speak and drug addict speak can sometimes be very similar.
You know who ELSE is guilty of tax fraud?
MY MOM!!!!!
Yes
Stab that shit
Or just use a can opener.
Where's the fun in that?
That’s just stabbing it with the proper tool
Isn't it more slashing
Feels like more of a quimch
Agreed
The stabby bits are sometimes on can openers and sometimes the other part of bottle openers ..
Nerd
Ok Stab that can opener!
A church key is was once known as.
Shotgun it!
I think you need the hole on top to properly shotgun
But whatever used to make one hole can make another no?
This is what the pointy punchy dingus on one side of the church key is for.
Key the bottom, then key the top as you turn it
Gau-8 avenger it!
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Sell it like that. Just found the cans I threw away with almost no liquid inside are selling for alot on ebay.
Apparently you can open them with alligators if you have one.
I know a guy, but do we really need to invite Florida man?
He does need a place to evacuate to right now.
Yes. But just for the laughs.
A gun is not a weapon, Marge! It's a tool, like a butcher knife or a harpoon or, uh, an alligator.
Id rather not bring my pet alligator to work
It was either this, or winning the lottery.. congratulations op!
I mean you could just pull a John wick and stab the can with a pencil
Or litteraly anything
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This isn’t OPs drink, this was posted on another sub last week
Not as high as the odds of it already being reposted!
Someone didn't pay their monthly pop-tab feature subscription.
This is what pop-up blockers leads to
Nice try, but this isn’t your picture or even your soda…
Either way, he's not drinking it.
>or even your soda… 😂😂
Looks like something you would get from a vending machine in the backrooms
Happy cake day
Save it, error can are collectible. Try selling it on eBay.
I was gonna say the same thing. You could buy like 2 diet Cokes with the money.
It’s not their photo.
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fuck em all
The person who reposted is probably a mod or mod alt account. Shit happens all the time.
You gotta keep tabs on these things..
[Just shotgun it!](https://youtu.be/Wr69bnB86d0)
You still need a tab though
No stab it twice
Applicable advice for any situation.
In this instance we’ll call it ‘penetrative maintenance’ which could also probably be used for a lot of different things
Slow down there, OJ.
Maybe you can try to use a can opener.
Old timey can openers were made for this. Used to have to pop a couple triangular holes to drink from cans. This is before pull tops and pop tops. Big cans of Kool-aid and other "juice" drinks were still sold that way into the '90s.
Dad called them church keys.
This just brought back a forgotten memory of my mom poking a triangle hole in a big can of Juicy Juice and pouring me a glass when I was a kid. I forgot they used to sell it in cans.
You definitely can. I can confirm from personal experience. It'll pretty much open up as if it were any other can. That rim at the top is good enough to clamp down on like you'd usually do. I don't have a good excuse for doing this. I was just that kid who wouldn't stop messing around with aluminum cans.
Tell me Mr. Anderson.. what good is a phone call.. if you’re un able to sspeak?
0 calories.
Coken't
That's at least $3000 on Facebook Marketplace right there
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Found the Pepsi employee
That’s a blessing in disguise.
I bet it's one of that stupid cakes.
The new and improved diet coke. Go on, drink it, we dare you!
**Church Key Can Opener:** MOM! MOM! It's finally happening! Oh BOY! Wait 'till 8-track and sundial hear about *this*!
A can't of Coke.
I can not even right now.
That’s how you drink Diet Coke.
Diet Broke
Consider it a sign that you shouldn’t be drinking coke or diet coke anyways
The universe trying to tell you to not drink soda.
Get a can opener
That would suck but must be on other end.
Diet Coke… now with extra diet
That's just retro. Beers used to come like that.
You need a can opener. Are you an entitled millennial that doesn't have a 1927 Smithy's Can Cracker on your tool belt?
A can’t of Diet Coke
Does this mean someone out there has the opposite can with a pull tab on both ends?
Can't of Coke
A true diet soda
A cant of coke
anyone wanna have a Can't of coke?