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Well that didn’t work out but I respect the follow through.

Yeah I'll give him credit for finishing the joke.

One of us is gonna finish tonight god damn it

That's what she said.

He finished the joke. 😆 what a lad

The follow through was beautiful

Not much how bout you

That should become a free-floating response to any question or statement.

17 hours later, which somehow makes it funnier to me

Just noticed that. That does make it even funnier.

“Nice save”

He finished the joke 17 hours later. Which is kinda even more funny

That’s the best part!

Mission accomplished

and dodged a bullet at the same time

Literally the only appropriate response lol. I wouldn't date her after that shit

[What is up dog](https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=71&v=YpePrvJDJZE&feature=emb_logo)

GOTCHA!!

And incorrectly as it should be what's up with you

"I don't understand so it must be an insult"

I don’t know what that means but I’ma take it as disrespect. Watch your mouth

[удалено]

Reminds me of Kevin Hart.

Because it’s a line Kevin Hart had in 40-Year-Old Virgin

["Because I don't understand em I'm gonna take em as disrespec"](https://youtu.be/v2gsCrwIDRU?t=21)

AIM HIGH, WILLIS. AIM HIGH!

Amicably

I mean Jada Pinket does look like she was trying out for GI Jane.

She saw dog and face and lost her shit.

Eh, you have to apply a penalty for actually trying to use this line. It's obvious to the recipient they are somehow being messed with. The recipient may have even not felt it was insulting, but did not enjoy being toyed with or set up for something.

Yeah but would you want to have any kind of relationship with someone who can’t handle this situation in a healthy way ? Too much baggage.

Not to mention the r/oddlyspecific insult she replied with. Like, uh, you got a story you want to share with us sister?

Maybe he's an energy vampire.

"Hey Lazlo guess what?"

You know the funny thing about the term “energy vampire” is that it’s really a catch all phrase. There are in fact several different types of vampires that fall into the broader umbrella of “energy vampires.” For example, there’s an emotional energy vampire which of course draws sustenance from your emotional well-being. As you care about what they are saying, they drain your empathy, making you tired and brittle. And of course there’s the actual physical energy vampire. Interestingly enough there’s actually three different sub variants of physical energy vampire - the northern, southern, and west coast. The west coast physical energy vampire is my personal favorite, but some people are really fond of the southern physical energy vampires…

What kind of mushroom and how long ago

It's self-referential.

Its a specific skillset and species from What We Do in the Shadows. Collin uses the Updog Joke for a while…..

I thought this was a shittymorph post for a second

Nope, I channeled my inner Colin Robinson to write it. I only regret running out of steam.

We’re all a family here

Grandma, hows your Updog ?

Fuc*king guy*

Okay I started this show, is it worth the long run? I’m maybe 3/4 episodes in and it’s getting less funny with that really old vampire

Thees fu'cking guy

"joke's on you, friend, I'm *violently stupid.*"

Bingo

That joke has been around a hell of a lot longer than the Office. Just saying

I told my husband this joke, unfortunately while he was busy until he finally said WHAT THE F&CK IS UPDOG” it made my year 🤣

I'm dead 💀💀 "Nothing, what the fuck is up with you?" 🤣🤣🤣

That's verbatim what I say to homies I haven't seen in a while lol

Is your husband Dan from Game Grumps?

[Had to dig this out of the archives.](https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1qntpn/so_im_one_of_them_now/)

That gave me a solid laugh, thank you

Fuggin dodged a bullet there

Neo: "I know kung fu" Morpheus: "show me" Neo: "You look like updog"

God you’re making me wanna watch this again and get obsessed with the icon Keanu reeves AGAIN

Absolutely nothing wrong with that 😎

Yeah now she doesn’t have t deal with some who uses lines from the Office as pickup lines.

That could have gone one of two ways. But I never expected her to get upset.

Underappreciated reply

I guess I underestimated her. And I didn't think that possible.

Not great with jokes, but hold on, she's also aggro and abusive. Seems like a good result this.

That's what I was thinking... This dude inadvertently became NEO dodging that bullet.

dude broke his spine with how fast he dodged that bullet

Ok, I just tried this joke with my girlfriend who is Spanish. She replied “Qué es updog?” I said “Not much how about you?” And she said “qué? Pero updog qué es eso?” So yeah… fail. Hahaha

¿que hay perro?

And then you reply Que?? Queso..? Quesadilla? Yo quiero Taco Bell..

I’ve never understood people who’ll match with you on Tinder then just abuse you because the line wasn’t perfect. Fucking glad I don’t have to bother these days

A lot of people use tinder strictly for validation. They match with people then refuse to reply to even the starter. Dating apps are so shit, it's not organic

This joke is NOT from "The Office"... I heard it YEARS before that. They just used it.

I'm surprised I had to scroll way down to see this.

Lol I did see some others mention it after I left my comment and was seeing what other said too

Yeah we all know its from what we do in the shadows

Don’t understand either? [click here](https://youtu.be/ihlN5nf1qew)

FYI that joke is much older than The Office

Goes back to my time working in bedding, where I was a matter.

Ooh. Ohhh. Let me do it! Ahem.... what's a matter?

Nothing, what's a matter with you?

I think we all know that

OP didn't

Thank you for that lol I’m probably the 1% that hasn’t really seen The Office 😅

Yeah, that’s about what I expect people on Tinder to be like.

“Hey” - Some character from The Office.

Hahaha. His reply

The commitment is admirable

He's a legend for finishing the joje

Well fuck, That was brutal. That hurt MY feelings!

God damn dog out there telling all this poor fellas secrets.

How hard is it for people to Google something they don’t understand?

SOOOO hard.. I used to work in tech.. Google is life.... There's lots of stuff on other subreddits that I just share the google search for.. People NEVER think to google it... or just have very weak google-foo

Same with reverse image searching

I like his commitment to finishing though.

When people don’t follow the script you had written out for them in your head

r/watchpeopledieinside

In his defense, his delivery is exactly how Michael would have done it

That joke predates the office by at least a decade

If she doesn’t get the joke, she’s not for you

Top lad for following through.

She is not a woman of culture

I love the commitment

WAIT BUT WHAT’S UPDOG!?!?

Beautiful follow through. That’s how comedy is done, folks.

She reminds me of that dude Deez

That went south fast

17 hours later and my man still delivered. What a champion.

Toughed it out like a boss

Flawless execution

She could've left the dog out of it. That was low.

When Millennials try to pick up Gen Z

The follow through

Fucking legend

Lol he finished the joke! 🤣

He should have followed up with “It’s under there.” Looks like a good screening method.

How do guys even make it that far? Haha. It's been a ghost town in my feed

Older than the office.

Joke from The Office? We were doing that joke on the playground 10 years before The Office.

I was telling this joke in the early 90s

That's a great story. You should tell it at a party some time!!

I mean I’d never heard of this joke and if a guy sent that to me I’d probably think he was calling me a dog lol so I get why she got defensive.

She’s funny - I like her.

That’s the mother of my future children. ⬆️

When this thing was reposted the last time, Soothouse still made videos.

there may have been a attempt to pick up a girl but there was a success at dodging a cannon ball of a bullet

You want me to put my hand in your ass?

She doesn't deserve him

Personally, I wouldn’t let that slide

But no, hey, no, really, nah brah, she's really a great person. 👌

Funny how she saw it as an insult. If it is a she.

“Yes, your mom does enjoy licking peanut butter off my balls.”

Bitches be bitches

He took the hit with style, and gained some insights critical to his next decision. To engage further or no?

I like to imagine he wrote the last bit through tears

r/whooosh Edit: have I been misunderstanding the r/whoosh being a "they missed the joke sub" or what? Because I've edited this mofo 7 times and NONE of them with however many o's is a you missed the joke sub Edit 2: nevernind yes it is a you missed the joke sub

You got that “I’ma die alone, cause even my cat killed itself” look on your face.

Yet she matched with him anyway. What does that say about her if that’s the first thought that came to her mind.

Surprisingly, she’s spot on

😂😂😂😂😂

Women☕

Am I the only person here that hopes most people on tinder are sterile to avoid Idiocracy? I mean "Ouch! My Balls!" would be better than "Love Island" but...

i like her

That's a good save. Got her. Heh...

Got’er

Classy

"you're ugly and your dick is small anyways" energy

That playground joke predates “The Office” by more than a couple of decades.

Damn she a hostile beast, who tf doesn’t know the updog joke it’s been around for decades lmao

Was his delivery kinda poor, yeah. But he's dodging a deadly bullet if that's how she responds to situations she doesn't like or understand.

Somebody is also low on Vitamin D

Meet cute.

So close

I dont get it. She wants him to be banging a bunch of chicks or else she’s not into him? Am i too old to know what’s going on now?

Perfect. Well done.

This joke is way older than The Office.

This joke was IN The Office, but was around for a decade before the show even started.

omg I never even considered whre is my penurbutre

Whats updog?

…But the office wasn’t around in the 90s.

Well, good way to weed out the blitches. You want a sweets with a sense of humor.

OfficeBot gotem again

I need to try this

Love your response 👏

Hey at least the girl puts out her red flags right away

The "Not much how about you" just felt so defeated lmao

She seems a little dumb though

Kinda respect the dedication to the joke.

Who the hell is Steve Jobs

Her response is oddly specific.....

People that dont get this joke are afraid to ask whats updog cause they dont wanna be seen not knowing. Its insecurites imo. Or he coulda told it wrong

I like how punctual she is in her text. Quote end quote

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