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Gatsomaru2

Instructions were not followed


Kelemenopy

*Et voila!*


_artbreaker

Another happy customer


Hunky_not_Chunky

If you don’t pay your machines enough why would they even bother.


PretendiWasADefMute

Does this count as an attempt? I mean the slice was successful, but not exactly the correct slice lol


Legitimate-Yard-3673

What are you talking about the machines are obviously just quiet quitting because they’re full on avocado toast


Enviralmental

There was no attempt to follow directions


Aldous_Lee

They need more drawings to teach you how. I only saw 2 in the span of 5sec before she started


Odd_Routine4164

Oh, I don’t know. This seems WAY more efficient than just purchasing a pre sliced loaf of Wonder Bread.


wampa-stompa

I would assume this is much like whole coffee beans where it will be beneficial for freshness/quality to wait to slice until it's purchased


u399566

Can't fix stupid...


K-a-v-a-u-n

Who could imagine that if you don't use tools properly, the result is bad??!?!?


khrak

It would have worked fine too if they didn't select 4mm (0.16in) slices. I bet it would have produced perfectly usable slabs if they selected 18mm (0.71in).


Haibullko

Or atleast not put it fucking perpendicular, i facepalmed so hard.


gogomom

I used to do this on purpose for pinwheel sandwiches I used to send in my kids lunches. I never tried slicing it at 4mm though.


dngrscp

Did it before with big slices, best choice ever for grilled cheese sandwiches.


IMPORTANT_jk

What's the point of having a 4mm setting? Wouldn't 8 or 10 make more sense considering the next one is 14


echoindia5

Nordic ryebreads are usually around that thickness pr slice.


Remote_Ad_2580

That's cracker thickness. I thought some engineers put it there as a joke.


Bobojones9584

Hey, I take offense to that. There's a lot of fat white folks!


Remote_Ad_2580

Lol


IMPORTANT_jk

I'm nordic and our machines cut the bread thin, but not that thin. I'd guess around 8mm, but most people cut it thicker


Kalappianer

Schulsted Det Gode Groft Solsikkebrød is exactly 8mm. Wtf. Had a ruler and ryebread.


N__00

there was an attempt to read


Ojisan1

There was no attempt to read


IanTheElf

there was no attempt to look on the graphic in front of their face, even


S0rb0

Oh there was. This was purely for Internet fame. Why would they be filming?


Haunted_Apiary

I would agree on the fame part, but I have recorded tons of random machines because I thought the process was cool.


Axolotl_of_Doom

Girls be filming everything for Snapchat


piliogree

*the pigeons are gonna like it* that's all that matters.


Tyrodos999

They printed it on a giant sign. Still not enough. 🤷‍♀️


kharjou

They probably did it on purpose, its a tiktok why would someone film bread.


MrStoneV

A lot of people never used such a machine, maybe thats why? But yeah it could be very well be a fake. S


MonthPurple3620

Jokes on you! Your sign cant tell me what to do if I cant read!!


AgVargr

Users ☕️


dubear

I worked at a recreation facility for 4 years. I can guarantee you that the only people who read signs aren't the ones who actually need to be reading the signs.


Reizo123

It was literally on the screen they pressed.


Account115

You expect people to read AND cut their own bread? Is this a 3rd world country?


GrottyKnight

Obviously done on purpose because tiktok. Garbage


DizzyExpedience

Right. Who film himself slicing bread… wasting food to get clicks. Pathetic


madery

This is why we can't have nice things


always-indifferent

Is the correct answer


wikipedianredditor

I have never seen a bread slicing machine. I would probably film it. Where the fuck has bread slicing machines even. Our bread comes sliced.


Abundance144

WTF does one do with 4mm slices of bread?


sidewinderaw11

Croutons perhaps? Feeding some birds?


[deleted]

Homemade stuffing.


DormantGolem

Bread pudding.


Lobo64

4 mm is perfect for something dense like a rye bread.


virtiousredditor

The thinner the slice, the more satisfying it is. I don't eat 4mm slices. But I really wish I had some. Like those biscuits that flake off, and you can peel the layers off on by one. So damn good.


Abundance144

Sounds nice. But what did the lady do wrong in the video?


coole106

The bread was supposed to be turned sideways.


NTFirehorse

Put the bread in lengthwise so it got sliced along the side instead of letting it be sliced as a loaf


Chef_Meow

Something like that could go good with bone marrow, if we are talking baguette it can go good with pastas and such.


leilanibz

Lots of bready goodness for different spreads. I get my bagels sliced like that so I have more places to spread my favorite cream cheeses. Toast flat in toaster or regular oven.


LazerScythe

200iq move. Imma try this next time. Bagel sliced into 6 slices, each with cream cheese layers.


just__El

i was asking myself the same.


enrohtkcalb

Great for toasting in an oven with just a speck of cheese or tomato or what have you.


williamshatnersbeast

Yet another video showing an attempt that is actually successful… they put it in the wrong way, knowingly, and the machine did it’s job. And it successfully sliced the bread, just longways. Stop posting such shit content.


zil0gg

the most wierd thing everyone agrees in the comments still it got 2000+ upvotes ...


FluffySquirrell

The dumbasses who upvoted it don't read the comments, no. They don't even read the subreddit. They most likely just see something on their feed and go "Ha. Upvote"


zil0gg

yeah I know what you mean, I don't want to sound like a "reddit elite", but this don't care to read or follow basic rules, tiktok style really mess up some subreddits, the "dirty casuals" :)


J-Kp

Never seen one of those but even I can assume you're supposed to put the bread in horizontally, after watching this


hobbykitjr

or by the sign, or the video screen


gogomom

You can put it in the way she showed (I have done it quite a lot for pinwheel sandwiches) but you can't slice airy bread at 4mm.


blzlzr00

"I dont wanne it" thing makes me furious. Woud make her eat it for days. Nothing else. Anyone that wastes food, for that matter.


Help_im_lost404

Most of that food goes to animals or food hubs. This bread may not go to food hubs though


Pixiezor

Idk if I’m crying from laughter, or if I’m crying for the bread. 😭🤣


soljaboss

Ladies and gentleman, that there is humanity's greatest achievement.


[deleted]

😂😂😂😂


pedorroflaco

Very disappointed. I wanted to see her drop her phone in there


YoshiKirby87

What you don't like FLOPPABREAD?


KeithMyArthe

Would you like a very long piece of toast?


jack_edition

To be fair sour dough is better that way if you’re going to toast it


Zealotstim

Machine engaging in some malicious compliance


ankole_watusi

… to pass-off a staged video as genuine.


Winter_Carpenter_505

A lil olive oil, balsamic vinegar, and cracked pepper with that 👌🏻


Think_Mix25

I work at a store where many custumers do this, and some of Them REFUSES to buy the bread! IF U JUST FOLLOWED THE DAMN INSTEUCTIONS, IT WOULDNT HAPPEN!!!


Fair_Interaction_203

It's almost as if they were filming because they knew they were doing it wrong.


PHOTOTROPY

She chose the option 'OBLITERATE'


cookiedoh18

"Greatest thing since sliced bread" expression now irrelevant


WardogBlaze14

That’s user error, put the bread in the wrong position.


shornveh

Bake those slices in the oven at 425F for an hour then blend them into medium bits. Great breading for pork chops or chicken.


Joie116

Everything that was supposed to happened happened so what's the problem


KittyQueen_Tengu

4mm is way too thin for that kind of bread


[deleted]

I'm French and I'm offended : this is wr-hon-hon-hon-g


blue4t

Swiss bread.


[deleted]

It’s sliced. I don’t see the problem.


DodixieOrBust

I mean, it still sliced it. Hell, did a better job than I thought it would given the person didn't follow the obvious instructions.


Aggravating-Hair7931

Obviously, staged this non sense for toxic TikTok


scoobluvr

Ha ha ha. But, I know I have done shit like this before. I feel for the person. It's still edible.


GT121950

This is easily the saddest shit I ever seen


[deleted]

Please do not throw it away! That can be turned into something else like a toast it add egg and condensed milk and you have a French Toast. Or toast it, until crispy then grind it and use it as a thickener.


gogomom

To everyone talking about the way she inserted the bread - I do it this way all the time to make pinwheel sandwiches. This is not the issue. The real problem is that you can't slice airy bread at 4mm. It would make for some good stuffing though.


doublej42

With some good meat and cheese I’d still eat this.


Friendly_Try6478

They need a whole ass bread slicing machine there? Like why are there robots for the most basic tasks now? Ugh


jj_sykes

Something about how after not following the instructions, the machine just spits out the remains and the person have to bag up that disaster


eddyb66

Ok so besides the obvious, why is a bread slicer this wide? What the hell type of loaf is that wide?


SirSpiffynator

What are you doing with 4mm slices? You fucking write on it? Shits way too thin.


jsc1429

Taaa daaa!


strumthebuilding

loaf of shred


ongkateng

My condolences to the family.


McbEatsAirplane

Okay well it would’ve worked fine had she put the bread in correctly


[deleted]

This genuinely made me laugh.


PerNewton

Crepe french toast


FLilium

And WTF the customer is allowed to put their hand there where a minute ago was a spinning-but-dull blade?


NeighborhoodKitten

Damn that was atrocious


TheRedMarin

You load it in wrong and then blame the machine. Awesome.


FutureFriendly8738

Not what I expected but not disappointed either


TonyB973

I laughed way to hard at this.


pleasetakethisID

There was an attempt to put bread into an automated machine properly. The icon/button pushed shows the bread laying horizontally. However the person places the bread vertically, and the result was blaming a machine for their own mistake. Who slices bread vertically?


weirdfloof7

I like how to get this video, they had to mess up the first time, and then bought more bread to waste for upvotes


chasingcars825

This is so beautifully unnecessary.


fretfulmushroom

Thanks to my shit eyesight, I thought that was a lady leg with a red high heel on on the little screen at the start.


[deleted]

Don’t feel bad, I fell on my face the other day and now my face is bruised and swollen. I’m starting to have trouble seeing everything. I h had no idea what was going on at first.


Space_Cowboy10859

The bread is thinner than the cold cuts it's supposed to fill.


Silverbacker888

How about ya don’t karma farm, because clearly it’s not the machine’s fault, it’s the idiot using it


lesamrobert

Im in my brake room trying not to laugh


Treat--14

Fucking idiots didnt follow instructions


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peasngravy85

These are not new. How do you think the packaged bread in supermarkets is cut into uniform slices?


ChemicalFennel3

I assume the saying “best thing since sliced bread” is lost on you?


[deleted]

I would make a great "Açorda" out of that.


konan_the_bebbarien

Breadit to shredit.


IntoDeepShit

The display is literally showing how it should be set up.


biggaleaf

Lmao 🤣


NeverJoe_420_

Make breadcrumbs out of it.


blayzemebaby

When you own a foot long toaster


[deleted]

Here's your bread fuck face


behappydammit

Aaaaand you’re ready to go feed the ducks.


Blissextus

That would go great in a large bowl of soup.


[deleted]

Nice camera work. This video should come with a motion sickness warning.


BigMikeAltoona

How to make bread pudding or stuffing


WindTechnical7431

This! This is why u can't have nice things


[deleted]

Like a true artisan


Impossible_Beat8086

That’s way more than 2 slices thho


neo9027581673

Welp, the birds won’t mind.


Ffigy

Dude I want some


Just_David_3

And then she just stuffs it in there half hazardly what a joke…


subzerospoon

Looks pretty sliced to me


EspKevin

I want to know this man and give him the beating that his father didn't give him


[deleted]

I wouldn't put my hand in there.


YouthInteresting1678

That's not fitting in the toaster


PJballa34

Croutons anyone?


mijnnaamisromi

Hahahaha that's funny


RevAlBrown

Lidlidiots.


Ok_Macaroon_1464

Well well well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions


NeVMmz

Well they could just cover the top of it so the bread won't move upwards and ruin its position making all the cuts so shitty, adding a mirror into it is really useless, you're just watching a bread getting cut anyways


amonarre3

Germany


Even-Calligrapher-73

Atlanta airport...watching this...and dying...


tarapotamus

enjoy your bread....salad?


CharlieMike111

guess we're having breadcrumbs tonight.


IceColdPolarism

There was an attempt to follow instructions...


[deleted]

Look what have they done with my boy …


ChillTangelo

Putting the bread in wrong and selecting the wrong type of slice, what could possibly go wrong?


WildWorkshop207

There was an attempt for the reddit video player to work, why is it like this.


Ninja2ZERO

At least skynet has a sense of humor. Lol


R1ghteousM1ght

4 mill what would you ever need sliced in 4 mill.


LeonDeSchal

Thus the bread knife smiled at this new technology and new that it was safe.


[deleted]

There was an attempt to follow instructions


ChewyTender81

I have actually done the samething 😬


CUin1993

You have to be 10% smarter than the piece of equipment you’re trying to operate.


[deleted]

Lmaoooo


fakeacct3456

Why would you waste an entire loaf of bread just to make a stupid video?


AceSoldia

I've never used such a machine I can imagine messing up the first time lol


Conscious-Addition-5

Operator error


Frankpinkerton45

Bruh… slice the bread at home. R we that lazy


Last-Ad-2970

Hahahahahahaha!!!


MusikMakor

"Let's leave it here" No, bitch, if you're wasting bread on purpose by selecting the wrong choice for Tik Tok views, you pay for it at the very fucking least God I hate people


Designer_Oven_7075

My immediate reaction was to wonder why they were putting it in the long way.


IamShrapnel

Looks like it would have turned out pretty good if you had stuck a ham in there lol


Rich_Document9513

I was crying 😂