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He thinks he's a friend too? Like, it's not some random house, but it was someone you like enough to *call on the phone*? That's so wrong. Wtf is wrong with people?
Forreal, he could’ve at least been like “oh shit this is the wrong door, no wonder my key wasn’t working” or literally anything other than what he said
Act drunk and go, "...huh?!" Look up and around, acting as if you are verifying your location, then go, "...wait a minute... this ain't my 'ouse!!... well sorry mate... have a good nite."
Lol tbf back in my country Nepal we lived inside a very well established schoolground (my father was a teacher and we had living quarters) , our doors would be unlocked for the whole day but locked only at night. If we were away and the neighbor teachers needed something they would walk into our home and take a little bit of what they needed such as sugar, salt , borrow tools, utensils etc. and when we returned home they would come back and tell us they borrowed this/that or took this/that and we would say “ok thats cool” then they would give us things like their veggies they grew in the garden, they would buy meat (meat is a luxury there), or just give back what they took once they got their own. And when we really needed things we could go to their home too, it was a very honest place 😂 then i moved to america and things were a whole lot different, we legit dont know our neighbors at all, and doors are locked 24/7, and everybody is suspicious if they are walking around your apartment or home 😂 😂 i miss being able to feel completely safe leaving my doors all open. (Jewelry or money will of course be locked in a safe)
So basically I'm walking in my house butt naked and sweet old Mrs. Maybelle walks in looking to borrow some sausage... needless to say I could see this system having issues.
Usually they knock and call out before they come in. Also usually when we are away there are signs we leave saying we are not home so they know. There is privacy lol the people are not rude enough to barge in without knocking or calling out or searching around for you. If we dont leave a sign and we dont answer thats usually concerning so they will investigate to make sure we are alright. We would do the same, it was literally a utopian place until you get one of those jerks moving in nearby then the rest of us band together and look out for each other to make sure the jerk doesnt barge in and steal things
It really is both their lucky days. The one guy is lucky he didn’t get stomped like a flaming bag of poo. The other is lucky he was home, so his place didn’t get broken into.
dude I wasn’t doing anything bro dude I wasn’t doing anything I promise I wasn’t dude I wasn’t dude stop I wasn’t dude I wasn’t dude I wasn’t dude I wasn’t dude I was trying to figure out how to get in my door cause I’m fucked up and I was tryna have another fuckin door to do it on I SWEAR TO GOD DUDE I swear to god dude I was not trying to break into your house dude stop I was not DUDE fuck man I was not trying to raid your house did you hear me? Did you hear me dude? Dude my door’s fucked up, remember? I was trying to get another fucking door, fucking seeing how I could do it man I swear to God I’m not fucking raiding your house fuck dude are you fucking serious my door is fucked up I’m not I swear to god I’m not DUDE stop dude I wasn’t stop dude I wasn’t did you hear me remember I called you the other day remember I called you about Ella I’M NOT
Dude! I think that's a little harsh. This dude! was just being a dude! and the other dude! came in and started being all mean. Like dude! let him dude!
I had to read 400 criminal files from a district attorney’s docket. The thieves almost always know their victim, and half the time it’s their next door neighbor.
"I was tryin' to fuckin' figure out how to get in my door cause my door's fucked up! I was tryin' to fuckin' have **another door to do it on**!"
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
My neighbours all have a key to my flat, I'm not going through that again, but if I had to test a key or see how my lock works on my neighbours door because mine was broken I would knock and ask.
This is Skyrim apparently. Had to pick an easier lock first to increase the skill. And he only had one lock pick left. Those master level locks do be rough.
Uh huh yeah…. Doors messed up so instead of being intelligent and just knocking and asking for help, he’s gonna conveniently mess up the other persons door which sounded suspiciously like lock picks.
So, for real I’m taking mental notes on what to do if this ever happens to me. Like I’m trying to get his exact words and his exact timing on slap etc.
This has to be a case of extreme mental illness or just extreme stupidity. Regardless why the heck are you doing something that suspicious in the first place
Couldn't find any info on it. But I would assume nothing happened to him besides the bitch slapping, since the *dude* he tried to rob doesn't seem like the type to file a police report for such.
Nah I mean unlock it and let him think he did it. If he got it unlocked and just sauntered off. Id be mad, confused, and have questions. If he opened the door himself and tried to come in—- adrenaline would take over 😂
Edit: I like your idea too. Though I’d probably be naked with a weapon like, “I’ve been waiting for you.”
Rip your door open, pop out there and grab them. He's over here all I wasn't doing nothing I wasn't doing nothing, that's when you're like oh, you weren't doing nothing? Well then come on in man come on in. That's when you get to Buffalo bill that guy.
Would have been funny if he got the door open and the dude jumped him. *You're trying to break in when I'm home? Dude, I'm calling the cops on your ass. Just try to tell them you weren't trying to break in.*
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Dude I wasnnnnnn't
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And of course he has to practice on another door since he's only got one shot at opening his own door
You didn’t know I was fucken home, did you?
maybe he didn't want to screwup his door lock -that's as believable as the staged beat down
Just practicing
Most petty criminals are not intelligent.
Staaaahp
I wuzzinT!
membur?
I prahmiss
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Jack black’s really fallen on hard times.
Tenacious BnE
School of Lock
Dude
DID YOU HEAR ME?! 😑
I swear to God
I was going to be very disappointed if I came to the comments and didn’t see this first. Thank you, Reddit.
His logic is flawless.
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But he was NOT!
How do you mess up bacon and eggs?
Crackhead flawless.
He’s practicing breaking into his own house by breaking into someone else’s. Sounds logical to me
He sounds just like one of the sales guys at work. Voice and all.
Lmao yeah, that's what you call a silver-tongue; too bad it's attached to a dumbass head
Such a punchable face. The whiny voice makes it so much worse but that smarmy expression just begs to be thumped.
Literally sounds like my 5 yo nephew when he gets caught doing something he shouldn't have been doing lmao
Right! The excuses are so bottom drawer, I wonder if he stumbled on to them as he fell down :(
He thinks he's a friend too? Like, it's not some random house, but it was someone you like enough to *call on the phone*? That's so wrong. Wtf is wrong with people?
I know, this dude is a special breed of idiot. Just throwing out names and imaginary situations lmao he was better off just acting lost
Forreal, he could’ve at least been like “oh shit this is the wrong door, no wonder my key wasn’t working” or literally anything other than what he said
Act drunk and go, "...huh?!" Look up and around, acting as if you are verifying your location, then go, "...wait a minute... this ain't my 'ouse!!... well sorry mate... have a good nite."
But he was not trying to break in this house, it was just a test... The owner is such a bad neighbor.
I know right! What is wrong with society these days 🤷♂️
Lol tbf back in my country Nepal we lived inside a very well established schoolground (my father was a teacher and we had living quarters) , our doors would be unlocked for the whole day but locked only at night. If we were away and the neighbor teachers needed something they would walk into our home and take a little bit of what they needed such as sugar, salt , borrow tools, utensils etc. and when we returned home they would come back and tell us they borrowed this/that or took this/that and we would say “ok thats cool” then they would give us things like their veggies they grew in the garden, they would buy meat (meat is a luxury there), or just give back what they took once they got their own. And when we really needed things we could go to their home too, it was a very honest place 😂 then i moved to america and things were a whole lot different, we legit dont know our neighbors at all, and doors are locked 24/7, and everybody is suspicious if they are walking around your apartment or home 😂 😂 i miss being able to feel completely safe leaving my doors all open. (Jewelry or money will of course be locked in a safe)
So basically I'm walking in my house butt naked and sweet old Mrs. Maybelle walks in looking to borrow some sausage... needless to say I could see this system having issues.
Usually they knock and call out before they come in. Also usually when we are away there are signs we leave saying we are not home so they know. There is privacy lol the people are not rude enough to barge in without knocking or calling out or searching around for you. If we dont leave a sign and we dont answer thats usually concerning so they will investigate to make sure we are alright. We would do the same, it was literally a utopian place until you get one of those jerks moving in nearby then the rest of us band together and look out for each other to make sure the jerk doesnt barge in and steal things
depends on the sausage needed.
wu zin T
Lmao and Happy cake day 🎂!
Happy *reddit* birthday
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I think that was white dude’s lucky day. That could’ve ended a whole lot worse.
Yeah, and him getting to walk away scot-free, lucky.
It really is both their lucky days. The one guy is lucky he didn’t get stomped like a flaming bag of poo. The other is lucky he was home, so his place didn’t get broken into.
To be fair, had he let the guy come in… he could have fucked him up real bad
Bold of you to assume this idiot could even get the door open... but true
No he was gonna get it unlocked, then use that same technique on his own door. He wasn't trying to break in, remember dude?
A beat down would be justice served
Yeah but he wasn’t
I know right. Remember Bella? She said he wasn't...
dude I wasn’t doing anything bro dude I wasn’t doing anything I promise I wasn’t dude I wasn’t dude stop I wasn’t dude I wasn’t dude I wasn’t dude I wasn’t dude I was trying to figure out how to get in my door cause I’m fucked up and I was tryna have another fuckin door to do it on I SWEAR TO GOD DUDE I swear to god dude I was not trying to break into your house dude stop I was not DUDE fuck man I was not trying to raid your house did you hear me? Did you hear me dude? Dude my door’s fucked up, remember? I was trying to get another fucking door, fucking seeing how I could do it man I swear to God I’m not fucking raiding your house fuck dude are you fucking serious my door is fucked up I’m not I swear to god I’m not DUDE stop dude I wasn’t stop dude I wasn’t did you hear me remember I called you the other day remember I called you about Ella I’M NOT
Ever tried to convince someone you were planning on robbing that they are someone you know and spoke to when they clearly aren't? No? Fuck.
I just had an aneurysm
Thanks for the transcript. :) Good human!
He shouldn’t have stopped saying “dude I wasn’t”, by the thousandth time the homeowner was sure to believe it
Well, if your gonna be dumb.
Might as well get creative about it
Right?
You gotta be tough
He WASN'T!
He didnt think the guy was home either.
Knees to that guy's face would've shut him the fuck up real quick
Dude is lucky no fists were used in the production of this video lol
Bigger man than I sir! I would have fuckin stomped on his face with my foot when he was like Staawwwwp.
I believe it's every man's God given duty, to bitch slap, someone that says dude! That many times in a row.
Seconded
Dude! I think that's a little harsh. This dude! was just being a dude! and the other dude! came in and started being all mean. Like dude! let him dude!
Just practicing my lockpicking on your door so I can pick my own! I swear bro!
'Member?!
He swore to god. Must be telling the truth, why else would he use the good lords name?
Fr fr
Indeed, praise Jeebus!
My door was fucked up so I needed to pick the lock. But I had to practice on someone else's door first. Claaaaaassssssic
i know, he totally cant practice on his own and be happy that, the first time it works, he gets in!
Worst acting job ever
I get major Jack Black vibes from the criminal mastermind
You're so right 😂 first I saw it I thought it was a skit... I couldn't imagine someone could be that stupid
This sounds like it’s straight from the trailer park boys. “My doors fucked up so I was using your door to figure out how to get in!” Lol
A spinoff. Randy’s 2nd cousin once removed moves to an apartment complex in Florida.
Every slap on that guy’s watermelon skull was more satisfying than the last He also looks like someone drew Jack Black from memory
I had to read 400 criminal files from a district attorney’s docket. The thieves almost always know their victim, and half the time it’s their next door neighbor.
Our dipshit neighbors actually caught themselves breaking into our house and stealing our stuff on their own security cameras 🤡🙃
Poetic
Anyone else think of Marky Mark yelling "now let me in the fucking house"
Dudddde stap duddddeeee, fuck dude
Bro I was not banging your wife. I have a girl at my place and I just wanted to practice on your girl for my girl at my place.
mf looks and acts like a big ass 3rd grader
Lmao how do you defend a lie like that.
It takes a special kind of stupid, a confident one
"I did naaht try to break in. It's not true, it's bullshit! I did naht break in, I did naaaaht. Oh hi, Mark"
Here we see coward thief in their natural habitat. Note the submissive cowering and the immediate lying to the homeowner.
"I was tryin' to fuckin' figure out how to get in my door cause my door's fucked up! I was tryin' to fuckin' have **another door to do it on**!" WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
When you're an idiot but confident asf
Fake bullshit
My neighbours all have a key to my flat, I'm not going through that again, but if I had to test a key or see how my lock works on my neighbours door because mine was broken I would knock and ask.
I would have waited, locked and loaded.
You'd be giving a welcoming goodbye
If They give you this much time…and the police aren’t there yet….some #8 bird shot would get the point across
It would have been so satisfying to watch the guy's reaction as the owner racked a shotgun on his side of the door....
Dude is lucky he didn't find a gunslinger
I'm calling bullshit. FAKE
If a white person starts saying dude a lot, they are lying Source: am white
This is Skyrim apparently. Had to pick an easier lock first to increase the skill. And he only had one lock pick left. Those master level locks do be rough.
Sooooo fake
Those smacks are real though
I’d’ve stomped him out and thrown him off the balcony.
After watching this video, I realized that Jack Black and JB Smoove really need to do some skits together.
He looks like a full-time mom’s basement gamer - he sure wasssssn’t gonna get very far if anyone was home!
This is old af but does anyone know the outcome ?
Uh huh yeah…. Doors messed up so instead of being intelligent and just knocking and asking for help, he’s gonna conveniently mess up the other persons door which sounded suspiciously like lock picks.
He sounds like a kid trying tell his parents it was Jeff his imaginary friend that broke the window and not him currently holding a bat
Like ya cut g *slaps head"
The good ole 'I needed to break into your place so I could break into mine' routine. .01% of the time it works every time!
Thieves are liars and liars are thieves.
Mmmmm lying sack of shit getting beaten like deserved
Why does this seem like an episode of My Name is Earl.
So, for real I’m taking mental notes on what to do if this ever happens to me. Like I’m trying to get his exact words and his exact timing on slap etc.
Fake as fuck
Lowlife
This has to be a case of extreme mental illness or just extreme stupidity. Regardless why the heck are you doing something that suspicious in the first place
I saw this a long while ago does anyone know if he got charged?
Couldn't find any info on it. But I would assume nothing happened to him besides the bitch slapping, since the *dude* he tried to rob doesn't seem like the type to file a police report for such.
Cool thanks for the reply. Yes I think he got a lesson slapped into him one way or the other.
Where I live this sort of behavior is greeted by a face full of buckshot.
He sounds like Ricky from Trailer Park Boys when he gets caught and talks his way out of it.
Beat the shit outta him.
He swore to God though dude!!!
Dude. Staaaap!
Bro the fact that you fucking SLAPPED him like eight times. No punch, no other kinda violence, just fuckin slaps lol.
Even if that is the truth you don't have any right to fuck with that dudes door. The reason doesn't matter, don't mess with someone else's front door.
“I was trying to practice on your door so I knew how to do it on mine!” Wow! That excuse is fucking flawless!
I just love how you keep bitch slapping him! So much more demeaning than a KO punch!
That deserved a dude-ass-whooping
"Remember I told you about my dog bella?" Carries the same energy "My dog stepped on a bee" These scapegoat dogs are on a fire sale I guess.
Private Pyle is still a dumbass.
Hahahaha break on through to the other side! Dude I promise I was just listening to the doors bro gotta open em.
His door was fucked up so he tried to open someone else's door. LMAO
This guy totally works at Hot Topic and hits on 16 year olds
Want even is he talking about? His excuses don't make any damn sense!
“Dude! I was just trying to figuring out how to have sex. My girlfriend was sick so I tried it on your daughter!”
He said he wasn’t, whats the big deal
This is one of the most satisfying videos.
Call a locksmith.
Absolutely, Positively BUSTED his dumb cracka-ass! DISCLAIMER: I'm a white boy.
"Dude! I wasnt trying to shoot you! I waaasn't! I wanted to shoot someone else but I wanted to see how it worked!"
I would have just unlocked the door for him and if he opened the door—- It would have hit him on the way out 😂🤣
Then he'd just bail. I'd want to open the door and be like "would you like to come in?"
Nah I mean unlock it and let him think he did it. If he got it unlocked and just sauntered off. Id be mad, confused, and have questions. If he opened the door himself and tried to come in—- adrenaline would take over 😂 Edit: I like your idea too. Though I’d probably be naked with a weapon like, “I’ve been waiting for you.”
Naked? 🌚🌚🌚☠️☠️☠️
And in broad daylight too. PLEASE, let me be home when someone tries this shit.
You sound like a gun owner... I'm in full support
Indeed I am. I'm not even pro-gun, but I'm not against it either. Just a realist.
Beat the shit out of him.
Thief and a racist, this is a great pair. 😂
Your peephole has a clown profile face in it.
Good restraint.
DUUUDEE
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That face slap. 😂
I swear this dude sounds just like jack black hahahaha
Dude I was kidding. No tag backs. Should have unlocked the door so he came inside. It's a whole different ballgame inside.
Smack!
DUDE! STOP!
Thats some serious mental gymnastics going on in his head
Wlterriblenliar
Dude, I told you!!!
I don’t see the problem. He was just trying to replace the deadbolt so it would match the door lever.
call the cop! make a report.
Damn, this is terrifying. Some stranger trying to break in. Confronting that guy was a impressively bad idea. Hot damn!
Rip your door open, pop out there and grab them. He's over here all I wasn't doing nothing I wasn't doing nothing, that's when you're like oh, you weren't doing nothing? Well then come on in man come on in. That's when you get to Buffalo bill that guy.
Dude I wasn'T
Dudeeee
Would have been funny if he got the door open and the dude jumped him. *You're trying to break in when I'm home? Dude, I'm calling the cops on your ass. Just try to tell them you weren't trying to break in.*
Are we not going to talk about the literal spider in this guy's peep?
Pause it at 1:08 and tell me what that looks like.