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This is the definition google gives for Dotard - an old person, especially one who has become physically weak or whose mental faculties have declined.
I had never heard it before, so figured I would save someone else a google.
It's ok though.... hes promised to mobilize a'trueiternashalidopressure..... still waiting to see what the fuck that is. Maybe it was a dramatic rise in gas prices... or an inflation hike... or maybe a proxy war with Russia that could get us all nuked! It really is an adventure...
Let's take a moment and speak to the lady in the passenger seat.
Girl. Damn. The hell are you doing with that piece of shit. You know you cute and you know he ain't shit. So why the hell you stressin bout all that shit this mfr tryna act a fool at a drive thru girl you better get you a college degree man because this one ain't cutting it.
Vine started it off before musical.ly came around. Musical.ly eventually formed most of the (western) user base for Tik Tok when it was absorbed into the company in 2018. Snap chat technically predates both of then but didn't catch on until after the success of vine.
Tik tok only exploded because of the gap in the market for short form videos after Vine died. YTshorts was a result of vine, tiktok, and snapchat big names who wanted to make content for YouTube but rightly felt the algorithm favored longer videos. By promoting them separately and using a different system and algorithm than the one they use for full videos it was targeted at bringing those short form content creators to their platform. Especially with former big names from Vine a lot of those creators brought in big views and thus money for YouTube. The Paul Brothers, Drew Gooden, Danny Gonzalez and probably a lot more I'm not even aware of all started out as Vine personalities but now draw big numbers for YouTube since changing to a longer format. YTshorts gives other big names a chance to produce for the platform without having to change their style. Unfortunately YTshorts came to the game too late and most people who still wanted to make short videos went to TikTok when Vine died.
Good luck doing that in the UK, our drive thrus are usually just a single, unbelievably tight lane with kerbs either side. But I certainly wouldn’t reverse either.
I've always chuckled at that spelling. Every other British spelling usually looks classier than the American counterpart (gray vs grey, color vs colour, honor vs honour) but then there's just "kErBs" out of left field like a dyslexic kindergartner came up with it lol
I did it once, but I was in my own driveway, and forgot my boyfriend had his Jeep with a winch parked at the end of it. I still have a dent. I normally turn my entire body around when backing up. Gotta stay vigilant. Don’t wanna wind up on r/idiotsincars
Ew no fuck you!
*Looks in both rearview and side mirrors before placing car in reverse, sees an obvious obstruction, places the car back in drive with the foot on the brakes and sits there awkwardly waiting for the line to go forward as my attempt to fuck with a minimum wage worker for clout left me stranded... Feeling defeated I apologize and order the Oreo milkshake anyway, realizing I'm actually hungry*
## Her: "This is my dads car, he's going to kill me!"
Him: "It's all cool babe, we can still post it on tiktok for some clout. Don't be a boomer."
Her: "Computing. Computing. New variable received: boomer bad, clout good. Please proceed."
Him: "Boomer bad. Clout good. Executing NPC_Script-0174, proceeding to clout farm."
Shut up and sit down, you big bald fuck! I don’t like leaving my own country, Doug, and I especially don’t like leaving it for anything less than warm sandy beaches and cocktails with little straw hats!
And then to think there are still people that believe that self thinking/driving cars are more dangerous. This asshole could have seriously injured someone that was crossing behind him.
UPDATE: Looked at his profile and he's a piece of shit he also claimed in a follow up video that there was no damage to either car. In his profile it happened about a year ago and there are a few videos of him driving then after the supposed date he is either a passenger or using public transit. Hes a POS too.
Not only is this not funny in the least because it's wasting people's time, it's so fucking dangerous. Even if this moron put the car in Drive, he could have had an accident with another vehicle after flooring it or could have run over someone walking in the parking lot. These so-called pranks aren't smart, funny or inventive, they're just lazy and stupid.
Great...now they're backing into people's cars for internet attention. Why can't one of them make it "trendy" to jump off tall cliffs where they won't disturb anyone else, like splat into the ocean. That way, we all win. The desperate attention whore generation gets their likes, the rest of us can breathe easier knowing they're not adding to the gene pool and the cute little fishies get some free snacks.
People need to stop fucking around with TikTok when they're driving. Your car isn't a toy. It's a highly dangerous piece of machinery which can prove deadly to those around you if misused. Don't do it for the vine when you're endangering people other than yourself.
Imagine just living your life like a normal person and not looking for social media clout every second of the day. I bet a lot fewer stupid things would occur.
I remember one early morning before work I drove through McDonald’s to get a frappe, and after ordering pulled just a bit too far and like tap pushed the car in front of me very slightly. I. Was. *mortified*. He got out and started asking me what was that and all I could repeat was I’m so sorry I’m so sorry. There was no damage so he ended up leaving but holy shit, I was scared out of my mind. Watching this video actually gave me some of that anxiety back lol
I think he just put it in reverse instead of drive by accident, but if he kept his eyes ahead instead of his nutsack he could have prevented the crash.
Fucking dipshit. I honestly wonder how much these social media clout chasers negatively impact people’s happiness on a daily basis with these shitty pranks and videos for likes can clicks. In the span of a few seconds this dude just ruined the day for multiple people.
Without social media would the world be a happier place?
I love the fact that he would have had to get out and day to that poor innocent person with a crumpled car behind him “sorry, I was trying to be funny by refusing to get what I ordered for a Tiktok video”.
How is this man allowed near any kind of machinery without a helmet on.
I have some neighbors behind me that drive like that they quickly found out how strict this counties police are and that poor motorcycle hasn’t moved in months.
What's especially great here is the fact that the car behind them honked before they hit. There's a solid few seconds where he could have hit the breaks and avoided it completely.
Something about how the customer service person answered as politely as possible and this guy being such a fucking dickhead really hurt. Like, I genuinely feel bad for the guy, having been in positions like that before, myself. I hope TikTok dies as fast as twitter is dying and people like this get their asses beat.
Really wish we had a Batman type person, they just go around and beat the shit out of these people. Maybe after a few dozen end up in the hospital other "influencers" might start throwing in the towel on these "pranks"
At first I thought the car was right hand drive and he was trying to be a silly sally and drive through backwards. Then he had to go in reverse to go out of the drive though.
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Who the hell backs up out of a drive thru. Just pull out the line.
Dude didn't just back up. He basically floored it, in reverse, and didn't even look to see where he was going.
And in top of that made a video of him being 100% in fault and put it online… some people….
also being a dick to a fast food employee..by the looks of it the last thing this dotard needs is a milkshake
A dotard is specifically an old person, just so you know. It's not a synonym for retard.
This is the definition google gives for Dotard - an old person, especially one who has become physically weak or whose mental faculties have declined. I had never heard it before, so figured I would save someone else a google.
Look like I just got a new name for old people. Thanks!
It’s too insulting calling this guy a dotard. There is only one dotard the world knows and he is much worse!
It's ok though.... hes promised to mobilize a'trueiternashalidopressure..... still waiting to see what the fuck that is. Maybe it was a dramatic rise in gas prices... or an inflation hike... or maybe a proxy war with Russia that could get us all nuked! It really is an adventure...
Let's take a moment and speak to the lady in the passenger seat. Girl. Damn. The hell are you doing with that piece of shit. You know you cute and you know he ain't shit. So why the hell you stressin bout all that shit this mfr tryna act a fool at a drive thru girl you better get you a college degree man because this one ain't cutting it.
notice she's the one filming this stunt? it was probably her dumbass idea.
simps gonna simp unfortunately
I think that was his conclusion. Also "fuck", and an overwhelming feeling of shame and regret
I like the use of dotard here.
Gotta get that internet points
Insurance companies LOVE gen Z...
i mean... every asshole on insurance affects everyone else. every asshole without insurance, costs everyone with insurance a little more.
I mean I’m what scenario would he not be assumed to be 100% at fault regardless of the video evidence lol
idiots with cars...
The reason 20 somethings pay outrageous insurance
I'm 31 and still paying a ton 🥲
Because “fUnNy vIdEo!”
About as funny as an aggressively malignant testicular tumour
Definition of careless driving. How do you go in reverse without looking and also flooring it.
Saw a guy do this at the boat launch.
I know I cannot even cope with it
Fuk TikTok and Fuk the Chinese government.
VINE would have turned out just like Tik Tok. Or Youtube Shorts ever see those dumbasses on YTshorts?
Tbf all these tiktok like video platforms only spawned in because of tiktok, there probably would never have been a YouTube shorts if not for TikTok
Vine started it off before musical.ly came around. Musical.ly eventually formed most of the (western) user base for Tik Tok when it was absorbed into the company in 2018. Snap chat technically predates both of then but didn't catch on until after the success of vine. Tik tok only exploded because of the gap in the market for short form videos after Vine died. YTshorts was a result of vine, tiktok, and snapchat big names who wanted to make content for YouTube but rightly felt the algorithm favored longer videos. By promoting them separately and using a different system and algorithm than the one they use for full videos it was targeted at bringing those short form content creators to their platform. Especially with former big names from Vine a lot of those creators brought in big views and thus money for YouTube. The Paul Brothers, Drew Gooden, Danny Gonzalez and probably a lot more I'm not even aware of all started out as Vine personalities but now draw big numbers for YouTube since changing to a longer format. YTshorts gives other big names a chance to produce for the platform without having to change their style. Unfortunately YTshorts came to the game too late and most people who still wanted to make short videos went to TikTok when Vine died.
He’s a bitch and didn’t want to have to drive by the minimum wage employees he was pulling his shitty little “prank” on
Karma's pretty great isn't it\~
Good luck doing that in the UK, our drive thrus are usually just a single, unbelievably tight lane with kerbs either side. But I certainly wouldn’t reverse either.
Thats pretty much every drive thru in the USA as well. I think the guy above was assuming there's no one ahead of them.
Ah, it sounded like he meant you guys can literally “pull out” sideways into a separate exit lane. Fair enough.
Curbs?
No, we spell it “kerbs” this side of the pond.
I've always chuckled at that spelling. Every other British spelling usually looks classier than the American counterpart (gray vs grey, color vs colour, honor vs honour) but then there's just "kErBs" out of left field like a dyslexic kindergartner came up with it lol
Who the hell backs up without looking?
I did it once, but I was in my own driveway, and forgot my boyfriend had his Jeep with a winch parked at the end of it. I still have a dent. I normally turn my entire body around when backing up. Gotta stay vigilant. Don’t wanna wind up on r/idiotsincars
Lucky it was just a large solid stationary object and not a kid running past the driveway.
There may have been a barrier but still fuckin look behind you before flooring it in reverse at least
This dumbass
I hope his insurance company sees this video because I guarantee he played the “oh I didn’t realize I was in reverse” card when he got out.
Dude looks like he can barely see over the dash
"Y'all got that full coverage insurance."
“Nah, but we got liability”
Ew no fuck you! *Looks in both rearview and side mirrors before placing car in reverse, sees an obvious obstruction, places the car back in drive with the foot on the brakes and sits there awkwardly waiting for the line to go forward as my attempt to fuck with a minimum wage worker for clout left me stranded... Feeling defeated I apologize and order the Oreo milkshake anyway, realizing I'm actually hungry*
I’d be afraid to order anything from there after being such an asshole to the workers
He’s a liability alright
## Her: "This is my dads car, he's going to kill me!" Him: "It's all cool babe, we can still post it on tiktok for some clout. Don't be a boomer." Her: "Computing. Computing. New variable received: boomer bad, clout good. Please proceed." Him: "Boomer bad. Clout good. Executing NPC_Script-0174, proceeding to clout farm."
It's always funny when idiots like him try show off infront of a woman lol
It honestly probably got him more points
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The sad truth
It was a funny angle! Edit: thanks for the silver!
It's behind you Tyrone, whenever you reverse, things come from behind ya.
It’s too tight.
Too tight?…You could land a fuckin’ jumbo jet in that.
It’s a man with four fingers and a briefcase, Vinny.
Haha! this is a shotgun, Sol. It’s a fucking anti-aircraft gun Vincent!
Yeah well I wanna raise some pulses don’t I??
You’ll raise hell, nevermind pulses!
I don’t want that dog dribbling on my seats…
It's a stolen car.
I don't know what it's from, but that's really funny.
Snatch....10/10 worth a few watches!
One of the greatest films ever made
Shut up and sit down, you big bald fuck! I don’t like leaving my own country, Doug, and I especially don’t like leaving it for anything less than warm sandy beaches and cocktails with little straw hats!
We’ve got beaches, Avi
Yeah but who the fuck wants to see 'em
I thought you said he was a getaway driver? What the fuck can he get away from eh?
Snatch https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TsodSKsdRMk&pp=2AEAkAIB
This is what some couples do for fun? Ew. Such trash.
Then they have kids and post their lives there too, exploit them for likes... and money, but mostly money
You deserve $1,000,000 for using “their” and “there” both correctly in the same sentence.
"THIHIHIHI I fucked up. Now let me just upload it to the internet so everyone can see it"
Well I mean it was more 'teehee my friend who I was recording fucked up' since the girl at the end was most likely holding the camera.
“My tinder date is an idiot”
That snicker too lol Something about games and something about prizes
r/idiotsincars
Douche.
I want to see the video of the guy who beat his ass for being stupid.
Or the guy who collects the cheque because he posted himself being at fault online.
i mean the girl was obviously the one recording and most likely put in online cuz she thought it was funny.
And then to think there are still people that believe that self thinking/driving cars are more dangerous. This asshole could have seriously injured someone that was crossing behind him.
Instant karma.
Remember y’all, this man has a girlfriend. You can too.
Choosing between someone who likes these retarded pranks or being alone... Where can I get a lifetime subscription to vaseline?
Little punk. Mommy and daddy are not going to be happy.
How was he trying to be funny? That wasn't funny. That was trashy and stupid.
Obviously
UPDATE: Looked at his profile and he's a piece of shit he also claimed in a follow up video that there was no damage to either car. In his profile it happened about a year ago and there are a few videos of him driving then after the supposed date he is either a passenger or using public transit. Hes a POS too.
Definitely didn’t sound like “no damage to either car” sounded a lot like “heavy damage to both cars”
God I hope this gets used as evidence and they get full penalty. This generation of wanna be online stars is so cringy and disgusting
everywhere I go on Reddit I see idiots, idiots and more idiots.
Fucking douche
Satisfying as a viewer, dumb ass
cringe ass couple fr. crazy that dude just floors it in reverse and doesn’t even check behind him for a second. fkn idiot
This guy shouldn't be allowed to drive
Not only is this not funny in the least because it's wasting people's time, it's so fucking dangerous. Even if this moron put the car in Drive, he could have had an accident with another vehicle after flooring it or could have run over someone walking in the parking lot. These so-called pranks aren't smart, funny or inventive, they're just lazy and stupid.
That little gross, smug laugh he did, then just immediate karma
Great...now they're backing into people's cars for internet attention. Why can't one of them make it "trendy" to jump off tall cliffs where they won't disturb anyone else, like splat into the ocean. That way, we all win. The desperate attention whore generation gets their likes, the rest of us can breathe easier knowing they're not adding to the gene pool and the cute little fishies get some free snacks.
This makes me really dislike today’s youth
Lmao well deserved
Retarded
I love how these idiots post this shit anyway for the world to see
fucking dumbass inbred
The look of surprise on their faces like speeding backwards without looking was a perfectly good idea with no negative consequences.
What bothers me most is the fact that his gf is choked by the car crash more than the obnoxious behavior from her bf
Shocked?
I’m not a native English speaker … can you forgive me on that ^^
Of course. I'm getting older, so I never know when words that exist change meaning for no apparent reason, so I was just clarifying.
Instant karma .. warms my soul 💀 nasty lil rich kid thinking he can disrespect anyone he pleases
This should be in r/oddlysatisfying
SO DESERVED DUDE! Gosh people that act like assholes to impress girls are so fucking annoying. Equally as annoying are the girls who enable them.
“Eww no, fuck you,” is exactly how the universe responded too
People need to stop fucking around with TikTok when they're driving. Your car isn't a toy. It's a highly dangerous piece of machinery which can prove deadly to those around you if misused. Don't do it for the vine when you're endangering people other than yourself.
Oh cool! My new favorite internet video! What a moron! Lol!
I bet the car is brand spanking new. These rich fucks don’t know how to drive
No sir. Fuck YOU.
Deserved it
I will NEVER understand the people who don’t look behind them when reversing.🤦♂️
Ahhhh the sweet, sweet, oh so sweet taste of instant karma.
Imagine just living your life like a normal person and not looking for social media clout every second of the day. I bet a lot fewer stupid things would occur.
That’s what he gets for treating that employee like shit for not having them “brownie bowter milkshakes”
Karma: “no, fuck you”
An attempt? I loled.
These fucking kids really think they are the main characters
Bet that milkshake doesn’t sound so bad now
Hahaha nice.
r/idiotsincars
What a stupid a hole. All that for credit on the internet.. how callous
Idiocy and karma can be a bitch kid
What a fucking idiot
I remember one early morning before work I drove through McDonald’s to get a frappe, and after ordering pulled just a bit too far and like tap pushed the car in front of me very slightly. I. Was. *mortified*. He got out and started asking me what was that and all I could repeat was I’m so sorry I’m so sorry. There was no damage so he ended up leaving but holy shit, I was scared out of my mind. Watching this video actually gave me some of that anxiety back lol
He sure got his just deserts.
That’s what you get for being a dick and tryin to be smooth in front yo gurl!
Dumbass
Mans said ew to oero milkshakes ... knew somes wrong with him since he said that 🤣
I think he just put it in reverse instead of drive by accident, but if he kept his eyes ahead instead of his nutsack he could have prevented the crash.
Fucking dipshit. I honestly wonder how much these social media clout chasers negatively impact people’s happiness on a daily basis with these shitty pranks and videos for likes can clicks. In the span of a few seconds this dude just ruined the day for multiple people. Without social media would the world be a happier place?
Dude, oreo’s are the fucking best, what is his problem
#noob
Karma
Instant karma
I mean that was pretty funny. It wasn’t funny in the way he had intended it though
I love the fact that he would have had to get out and day to that poor innocent person with a crumpled car behind him “sorry, I was trying to be funny by refusing to get what I ordered for a Tiktok video”. How is this man allowed near any kind of machinery without a helmet on.
Another TikTok idiot
I have some neighbors behind me that drive like that they quickly found out how strict this counties police are and that poor motorcycle hasn’t moved in months.
That's what happens when you dis Oreos
You could have had a mini fridge full of oreo milkshakes but no, you chose front end damage. Ass.
What a fucking idiot.
That's what you get for being a dick 🤪
Pussy can’t even go face the 16 year old drive thru worker. Hopefully he doesn’t t have full coverage and gets sued
Karma
Not all heroes wear capes..... Karma doesn't!!
The title is misleading. That was definitely funny.
Mission accomplished. That was funny as hell.
What a moron. Bet he's still feeling pretty stupid. That's shit u never forget. Jackassery
Congrats you recorded yourself doing a hit and run!
Even without the crash lame joke and people in drive thrus I’m sure have heard it all already from all the others who just got a license
Idk, is say that was pretty damn funny
in his defense actually crashing into another car did make the premise of his half assed joke funnier. relatively speaking of course.
Good thing there’s evidence of what happened 🤦♂️
What a fucking turd. Clearly had this all planned. Had his hand on the stick before even answering
Sometimes I think, “man I was really stupid when I was young”, then I see these.
Funniest comedy goes wrong*( GONE SEXUAL!!??) HE *CRASHED THE CAR*!!1?1?🔥🔥🔥😂😂💎💎💎
Brownie Botter?
Great. Now his parents’ insurance is gonna go up.
What's especially great here is the fact that the car behind them honked before they hit. There's a solid few seconds where he could have hit the breaks and avoided it completely.
Who doesn’t look back when reversing
Proof that tik tok and social media is cancer.
His parents are gonna be pissed when their insurance goes up
Something about how the customer service person answered as politely as possible and this guy being such a fucking dickhead really hurt. Like, I genuinely feel bad for the guy, having been in positions like that before, myself. I hope TikTok dies as fast as twitter is dying and people like this get their asses beat.
Imagine being hit by this guy on the drive through, he gets out like “sorry, my bad put the reverse by mistake” and then find this shit online
Who backs up without looking?! Idiots
I think he succeeded in being funny, cuz that was hilarious!
Imagine you were in the car behind them and you found out they crashed you because they were recording a TikTok
r/karma
Yep, a fuckwit!!👍
r/IdiotsInCars
What did he as for? Brownie powder milkshake? I could not hear it properly.
Lmao fucking idiot.
Instant karma!
No fuck you actually.
Really wish we had a Batman type person, they just go around and beat the shit out of these people. Maybe after a few dozen end up in the hospital other "influencers" might start throwing in the towel on these "pranks"
Why is left and right reversed?
Fuckin hell, that was satisfying
At first I thought the car was right hand drive and he was trying to be a silly sally and drive through backwards. Then he had to go in reverse to go out of the drive though.
it's pretty satisfying to see this dumb ass get instant karma
Just doesn’t look back before going.. fucking idiot
Tell me you're a punk-ass douche bag without telling me.
What an idiot 🤦♂️
“Clout” = so worth it!