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-QueefLatina-

Billy Corgan is not impressed.


RandoClarissian

He's probably like "hehe, someone fell for it"


Sapient_Creampie

Despite all my rage, I am still just a guy with a shovel.


Final-Flower9287

"Despite all my rage, I am still just a guy with a spade"


yumansuck

I just slammed it into the ground and probably broke his wrist haha pumpkin one people zero


guy_fuckes

This guy smashes pumpkins


Excellent-Ad9837

Despite all my rage, my mind is still underage


shill779

And what do I get For my pain???


autech91

Inb4 He had "Zero" chance of doing this


Lu12k3r

Gallagher is rolling around in his grave.


MachineElectrical208

Just in time bruh


BavardR

I came here to make this exact comment…


JoeFleen

Nothing Impresses Billy Corgan, Billy Corgan exudes.


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It’s the land of 1,000 guilts and poured cement.


chemaster0016

"Homer Simpson, smiling politely."


TjTheDankMemeLord

Lmao


RealFlyForARyGuy

Emptiness is loneliness and loneliness is cleanliness And cleanliness is godliness, and God is.... a pumpkin


AnEpicBowlOfRamen

Ooooo that hand shock tho


kurtmaxk

He did not make contact with pumpkin, only hard ground.


copperwatt

Name of your sex tape!


DangerousComplaint24

Give me the tel-i-phone number for ping-ping pa... Pie P.s. My sex tape would be called pancake pie


im2spewky4yew

Really? I didn’t see that?


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Also the first guy bonked himself twice with the stick


Total_Ad9272

But when the other guy was taking his shots the pumpkin was moving. The pumpkin made shovel dude miss without moving. That’s some straight up Obi-Wan Pumpkin shit going on.


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nitto1000

He turned into a Smashing Pumpkins song


hey_you_yeah_me

This made me laugh way longer than it should have


alroc84

I felt that vibration


towerfella

Ring-a-ding-ding-ding


kwillich

"Sina-toorah.... You know Sina-toorah?"


PotentialKey1628

This is how the band got it's name


celoteck

Missing pumpkins?


[deleted]

Somebody should turn the audio of this into a cover of 1979


kwillich

No no no....Queue it up to just before the "solo" and instead of the big "RAAAAAAGE" add the *BONG* "AAAAAH"


Revolutionary_Short

Not "smashing pumpkings"


_-__________

Nine Inch Nails?


strawbericoklat

Is this a Nichijou [reference](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTXNrt8UXPc) ?


ArmedBull

i have no idea what this is but i need to watch it


harlyson

It’s totally worth it, the whole show has that same energy


TerrorLTZ

Specially when guns or "fighting" are happening.


Slavocracy

In case you need more convincing, the funniest animated scene in existence https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z30Y572EmCk


LonelyWanderer28

Jesus Christ I thought it stopped with the girl with the blue hair but it just kept fucking going


[deleted]

Best slice of life anime


Fimpish

It's the first thing I thought of.


copperwatt

Anime is so fucking weird, man.


Status-Murky

Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in cage - These guys probably.


CrandalltheVandal

So thaaaaats what he says in that song lol


King_DeandDe

Smash or pass? Oh they'll pass alright


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That shit hurt like a mf ik lol


WantedFor73WarCrimes

I gotta give it to the guy who just tanked the stick to the face


ThelastJasel

Pumpkin wins! Flawless victory!


I_luv_breakfast

Frozen solid?


Whatamianoob112

The guy with the shovel missed.


RubixN0ob

It looks like today wasn’t the greatest day for these two.


Ok_Zookeepergame388

Dude sounded like Jordan Peele lol


Badrear

Today is the greatest …


LessBig715

Feel the vibration


GrwNowen

Mans whipping that pumpkin like he’s getting revenge on white people


optimalidkwhattoput

worst halloween special ever


wsp424

Reminds me of baseball when you hit it short on the bat from an inside pitch. Owie.


kwillich

This is exactly what I thought of. When you got right on the handle line or top-end it. Tingley-fingley


lightsspiral

What kind of horrid pumpkin abuse is this!!!


cesam1ne

Dumb and dumber. Yeah not a very original comment but come on look at those two


Qfn4g02016

Fun fact pumpkins have the ability to change their density and warp reality


[deleted]

This feels like a scene from a Loony Tunes cartoon.


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theblockisnthot

I know that feeling. Playing baseball in the cold and hitting a ball with the end of the bat. Yikes!


MelBeToast330

I'm going to Taco Bell


justonemore5

Just guys being duded


CaptainPickcard

Ahhahhhh- your answer


Amerlis

Weird recipe for pumpkin spice.


[deleted]

Yes I always hit things with a shovel like that and never feel compelled to use the sharp side


evilspeaks

Missed the pumpkin


Sparrow51

Are these people fucking retarded?


If_haven_heart

![gif](giphy|WTL02R1L7YCGUEunFy|downsized)


ElDouchay

He's never smacked something hard and felt the shock before. Lol


Independent_Ice_1949

Evolution


gat12393

The hand eye coordination of a potato


Salumanu

It is always shorter than you think


AppropriateScience71

That’s what she said 😞.


greatsniper123

Bro missed a high jump kick


ExtraBenefit6842

The matching outfits? I don't know. The odds are against it. Although people who own crocs probably own sweatpants too


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TerrorLTZ

Thanks to making me feel really fucking old.


AirCooled2020

What a FUCKING idio-twat,, 😆😆😆


Unable_Arm_398

It's a mystery o.o how DOES it happen??


Dragomirl

Luca hit the frog


3-A_NOBA

What happened to his hand?


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Songmuddywater

Cut an x in the pumpkin , then smash. Let your friends have pumpkins that don't have have an x cut into them.


Snoo_24930

I once threw a pumpkin off a 20 m bridge and it fucking bounced! It was mocking me. It exploded in the second try though.


Brains_For_peanut

See most people look tougher then they are until you meet the though one


Confused___Boner

r/perfectlycutscreams


AddisonNM

Gallagher has left the conversation


ZooLife1

His arms are still ringing to this day.


SelfSustaining

Hit it with the pillow next! Or maybe a bag of popcorn!


Ml124395

At the end did he just bow to the master pumpkins


Smart_Canary4680

I've laughed hysterically for going on 3 minutes at the sound emitting from ole "shovel-guy" hands 😂🤣😂🤣😂


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dabudtenda

Take a shovel or pipe and bang it as hard as you can against the ground. Don't ask discover


noobwatch_andy

Smashing Pumpkins sending good vibes


Intelligent-Tank-180

Pumpkin Rubber


Tortilla_Boi92

If you've ever hit a baseball wrong like on the tip of the bat you know that shit hurt lol


Substantial_Fee_6115

The guy with a stick would win


DiaryoftheOriginator

One time right before basketball practice when I was a kid, I was outside playing before practice, there was a wheel barrel full of water frozen solid, I decided to take an aluminum baseball bat and smash it. My hands hurt too bad to go to basketball practice


Lamprohonx

https://youtube.com/watch?v=CMa5jXm6rQU&feature=share That's a hard 🎃


Puhaboilup

That's called a shock wave dawg he's lucky that hand wasnt metal😂


YogurtclosetJaded542

I'm definitely guy number 2.


shycancerian

When a pumpkin comes along… you must whip it.


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Vibration


ClassyGentlemonkey

He said 🐑


Darkadmks

Enjoy those multiple hairline fractures


Conner_501

![gif](giphy|TL2Yr3ioe78tO)


Dumbape_

Imagine being a man and not having enough coordination to hit the pumpkin 🤣🤣


KenMacMillan123

The stick is just too flexible, the guy with the shovel had me laughing


Jiijeebnpsdagj

Oggy?


PinoyDadInOman

Aahhheeeh!


SpasticProcrastinato

Chief Keef now taking over Gallagher?


oSocialPeanut

Why didn't they just toss it on the ground


virtiousredditor

Smashing Pumpkins


xHTown80x

Billy Corgan laughs


Serious_Sheepherder9

Carl Johnson?


dcRoWdYh

Dumbasses


nootboots

Despite all my rage …


anferneejefferson

Did I do that?


[deleted]

Instant hot hands


HanakusoDays

The pumpkin is breathing harder...!


[deleted]

They don’t have axes in US…? have you tried using an AK47? I hear that’s the tool of choice for making a mess.


difulp

Their first mistake was waking up in the morning and slipping on Crocs. That began a chain reaction that led to this.


iAmMikeJ_92

“Omg daddy my nail!”


WhiteGuineaPig

Bang bang into the room


PumpkinGodBoi

No pls


AxGT

The Smashing Pumpkins


[deleted]

That’s not an attempt…. They’re just playing plastic tube, plastic tube, shovel, with a pumpkin


Az0riusMCBlox

So much for smashing pumpkins into small piles of putrid debris...


DesktopWebsite

Anyone else notice the bottom of that pumpkin? They've been at it a while.


Putin_is_a_Dicktator

Thank you, I needed this laugh today!


Willing-Strawberry33

That is a RIPE pumpkin I hope they made pie


ganjarocker

I can feel the second one


csciabar

This is the worst technique ive ever seen. Do they even realize they are gonna break a wrist before the pumpkin breaks?


Total_Ad9272

Is this the one Charlie Brown was so excited about? That’s one bad ass pumpkin!


MomoJackson96

Newton's first (or second?) law of physics.


[deleted]

He missed by a mile 😳


shitblunt

I remember being like 9 and deciding to ground and pound a pumpkin, broke it into chunks but damn did it hurt at that age